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By *i fem hunters OP Couple over a year ago

london

Whose farts smell like roses?

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By *orkie321bWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

Yep. Mine tend to smell a bit like shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whose farts smell like roses covered in manure?

Perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t fart! It was the cat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t fart! It was the cat. "

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Yep. Mine tend to smell a bit like shite

It's actually the other way round - farts don't smell like shit, shit smells like farts. All the while it's been gathering inside you, it's getting marinaded in all those gases, which permeate their way all through it so it comes out honking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you eat a lot of Turkish Delight?

Mine don't smell of anything.

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