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Ok so I’m probably putting myself in line for a verbal battering here but who the hell do some people think they are on here?!? Actually no, I can’t even bring myself to say it because I’m gonna sound like a b1tch and I’m being a bit out of order to be fair. Doesn’t make it any less true though. *bites tongue* |
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"Ok so I’m probably putting myself in line for a verbal battering here but who the hell do some people think they are on here?!? Actually no, I can’t even bring myself to say it because I’m gonna sound like a b1tch and I’m being a bit out of order to be fair. Doesn’t make it any less true though. *bites tongue*"
I can't speak for anyone else but I'm kind of a big deal 
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"Ok so I’m probably putting myself in line for a verbal battering here but who the hell do some people think they are on here?!? Actually no, I can’t even bring myself to say it because I’m gonna sound like a b1tch and I’m being a bit out of order to be fair. Doesn’t make it any less true though. *bites tongue*"
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"Ok so I’m probably putting myself in line for a verbal battering here but who the hell do some people think they are on here?!? Actually no, I can’t even bring myself to say it because I’m gonna sound like a b1tch and I’m being a bit out of order to be fair. Doesn’t make it any less true though. *bites tongue*"
*shakes fist AGAIN*
Sleep on it, and if you need me to stamp on toes tomorrow give me a shout. I got the day off. |
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"Ok so I’m probably putting myself in line for a verbal battering here but who the hell do some people think they are on here?!? Actually no, I can’t even bring myself to say it because I’m gonna sound like a b1tch and I’m being a bit out of order to be fair. Doesn’t make it any less true though. *bites tongue*
I can't speak for anyone else but I'm kind of a big deal
C"
Oh me too  haha. Can’t even finish that rant because it’s honestly horrible. Still true though. I’ll write it down on a piece of paper to make myself feel better and then burn it to destroy the evidence haha. But another thing that makes me ... erm ... I don’t even know ... laugh? Annoyed? Cringe? All of the above? Is when men (and women probably do it as well but not to me so ) message you basically declaring their undying love for you (with a copy and paste message obviously) when they have no clue what you look like! My profile gives nothing away. If I’m looking to meet then I put pics on etc but some men would fuck anything! I’m not too bad looking to be honest, I’ve seen a lot worse, but why would people be so desperate? |
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"Ok so I’m probably putting myself in line for a verbal battering here but who the hell do some people think they are on here?!? Actually no, I can’t even bring myself to say it because I’m gonna sound like a b1tch and I’m being a bit out of order to be fair. Doesn’t make it any less true though. *bites tongue*
I can't speak for anyone else but I'm kind of a big deal
C
Oh me too haha. Can’t even finish that rant because it’s honestly horrible. Still true though. I’ll write it down on a piece of paper to make myself feel better and then burn it to destroy the evidence haha. But another thing that makes me ... erm ... I don’t even know ... laugh? Annoyed? Cringe? All of the above? Is when men (and women probably do it as well but not to me so ) message you basically declaring their undying love for you (with a copy and paste message obviously) when they have no clue what you look like! My profile gives nothing away. If I’m looking to meet then I put pics on etc but some men would fuck anything! I’m not too bad looking to be honest, I’ve seen a lot worse, but why would people be so desperate? "
Men's brains aren't in their heads mostly. |
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"Ok so I’m probably putting myself in line for a verbal battering here but who the hell do some people think they are on here?!? Actually no, I can’t even bring myself to say it because I’m gonna sound like a b1tch and I’m being a bit out of order to be fair. Doesn’t make it any less true though. *bites tongue*
I can't speak for anyone else but I'm kind of a big deal
C
Oh me too haha. Can’t even finish that rant because it’s honestly horrible. Still true though. I’ll write it down on a piece of paper to make myself feel better and then burn it to destroy the evidence haha. But another thing that makes me ... erm ... I don’t even know ... laugh? Annoyed? Cringe? All of the above? Is when men (and women probably do it as well but not to me so ) message you basically declaring their undying love for you (with a copy and paste message obviously) when they have no clue what you look like! My profile gives nothing away. If I’m looking to meet then I put pics on etc but some men would fuck anything! I’m not too bad looking to be honest, I’ve seen a lot worse, but why would people be so desperate?
Men's brains aren't in their heads mostly."
Feel so embarrassed for them. And then you look at their Veris which confirms everything you thought was true  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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Ooooo
My rant
Three rants from me -
1) someone sends email at 4.15 pm to you asking for some information even though your on holiday and then someone else follows it up at 6.30 saying the data is urgent. Ffs read my out of office
2) people at football games who move flags. My flag is now dirty and wasn’t shown on tv because some selfish muppet didn’t like my flag and moved it.
3) people were club colours at an international match notnon |
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Cluttering up the place people.
You know them.
They stand there in groups of two or three, jibber jabbering about how well little Timmy is doing at school, or how they bumped into Peter from high school class B7 after 20 years, or have you seen the dress Debbie from accounts is wearing, shocking isn't it?
All the while oblivious to those of us trying to get to the sandwich shelf for a bit of scoff.
You're not contributing to my baboon, brie and beaujolai baguette you awkward fuckers.
GET OUT MY WAY!!!!!!!
Cnuts.  |
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"Ok so I’m probably putting myself in line for a verbal battering here but who the hell do some people think they are on here?!? Actually no, I can’t even bring myself to say it because I’m gonna sound like a b1tch and I’m being a bit out of order to be fair. Doesn’t make it any less true though. *bites tongue*
I can't speak for anyone else but I'm kind of a big deal
C
Oh me too haha. Can’t even finish that rant because it’s honestly horrible. Still true though. I’ll write it down on a piece of paper to make myself feel better and then burn it to destroy the evidence haha. But another thing that makes me ... erm ... I don’t even know ... laugh? Annoyed? Cringe? All of the above? Is when men (and women probably do it as well but not to me so ) message you basically declaring their undying love for you (with a copy and paste message obviously) when they have no clue what you look like! My profile gives nothing away. If I’m looking to meet then I put pics on etc but some men would fuck anything! I’m not too bad looking to be honest, I’ve seen a lot worse, but why would people be so desperate? "
FFS. That's the most drawn out rant I've ever seen.
Just let it out....... |
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"Cluttering up the place people.
You know them.
They stand there in groups of two or three, jibber jabbering about how well little Timmy is doing at school, or how they bumped into Peter from high school class B7 after 20 years, or have you seen the dress Debbie from accounts is wearing, shocking isn't it?
All the while oblivious to those of us trying to get to the sandwich shelf for a bit of scoff.
You're not contributing to my baboon, brie and beaujolai baguette you awkward fuckers.
GET OUT MY WAY!!!!!!!
Cnuts. "
Oh, are these the ones that look at you like you’re shit on their shoe when you say ‘excuse me’, not once but several times because they’re oblivious to everyone and everything around them?  |
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"Cluttering up the place people.
You know them.
They stand there in groups of two or three, jibber jabbering about how well little Timmy is doing at school, or how they bumped into Peter from high school class B7 after 20 years, or have you seen the dress Debbie from accounts is wearing, shocking isn't it?
All the while oblivious to those of us trying to get to the sandwich shelf for a bit of scoff.
You're not contributing to my baboon, brie and beaujolai baguette you awkward fuckers.
GET OUT MY WAY!!!!!!!
Cnuts.
Oh, are these the ones that look at you like you’re shit on their shoe when you say ‘excuse me’, not once but several times because they’re oblivious to everyone and everything around them? "
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"Ok so I’m probably putting myself in line for a verbal battering here but who the hell do some people think they are on here?!? Actually no, I can’t even bring myself to say it because I’m gonna sound like a b1tch and I’m being a bit out of order to be fair. Doesn’t make it any less true though. *bites tongue*
I can't speak for anyone else but I'm kind of a big deal
C
Oh me too haha. Can’t even finish that rant because it’s honestly horrible. Still true though. I’ll write it down on a piece of paper to make myself feel better and then burn it to destroy the evidence haha. But another thing that makes me ... erm ... I don’t even know ... laugh? Annoyed? Cringe? All of the above? Is when men (and women probably do it as well but not to me so ) message you basically declaring their undying love for you (with a copy and paste message obviously) when they have no clue what you look like! My profile gives nothing away. If I’m looking to meet then I put pics on etc but some men would fuck anything! I’m not too bad looking to be honest, I’ve seen a lot worse, but why would people be so desperate?
FFS. That's the most drawn out rant I've ever seen.
Just let it out....... "
I think what she’s trying to say is ‘knobs’
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"Ok so I’m probably putting myself in line for a verbal battering here but who the hell do some people think they are on here?!? Actually no, I can’t even bring myself to say it because I’m gonna sound like a b1tch and I’m being a bit out of order to be fair. Doesn’t make it any less true though. *bites tongue*
I can't speak for anyone else but I'm kind of a big deal
C
Oh me too haha. Can’t even finish that rant because it’s honestly horrible. Still true though. I’ll write it down on a piece of paper to make myself feel better and then burn it to destroy the evidence haha. But another thing that makes me ... erm ... I don’t even know ... laugh? Annoyed? Cringe? All of the above? Is when men (and women probably do it as well but not to me so ) message you basically declaring their undying love for you (with a copy and paste message obviously) when they have no clue what you look like! My profile gives nothing away. If I’m looking to meet then I put pics on etc but some men would fuck anything! I’m not too bad looking to be honest, I’ve seen a lot worse, but why would people be so desperate?
FFS. That's the most drawn out rant I've ever seen.
Just let it out.......
I think what she’s trying to say is ‘knobs’
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That would have been more concise... |
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Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them! |
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"Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them! "
I know two who do this.
Sod protocol, I'm approving this un.  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them! "
I agree. They come across as deeply unhappy people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok don't normally rant but ....had the boiler serviced yesterday and now have no not water or heating.....it happens every year they service it although last year it was worse it was the middle of winter and bitter cold....with my young grand daughter living here grr....rant over thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My bed and duvet don't wanna let me get up for work... and I'm pretty reluctant to put up a decent fight to be honest... But I'm supposed to be picking up my little hound in 20 min too... aaaargh! I wanna stay here and have a duvet day!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why isn't it Friday yet!!!"
Yes this!
Why isn't it?
I was supposed to have a half day today- but stupidly agreed to work overtime 
Why!?
Am I a fucking idiot? |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"My bed and duvet don't wanna let me get up for work... and I'm pretty reluctant to put up a decent fight to be honest... But I'm supposed to be picking up my little hound in 20 min too... aaaargh! I wanna stay here and have a duvet day!! "
I'm having a duvet morning, if I had some company it would definitely become a duvet day. That's not an offer btw just sharing your love of the duvet this morning. |
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"My bed and duvet don't wanna let me get up for work... and I'm pretty reluctant to put up a decent fight to be honest... But I'm supposed to be picking up my little hound in 20 min too... aaaargh! I wanna stay here and have a duvet day!!
I'm having a duvet morning, if I had some company it would definitely become a duvet day. That's not an offer btw just sharing your love of the duvet this morning."
The clarification is appreciated. Miss Red might've started wondering for a mo there... |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"My bed and duvet don't wanna let me get up for work... and I'm pretty reluctant to put up a decent fight to be honest... But I'm supposed to be picking up my little hound in 20 min too... aaaargh! I wanna stay here and have a duvet day!!
I'm having a duvet morning, if I had some company it would definitely become a duvet day. That's not an offer btw just sharing your love of the duvet this morning.
The clarification is appreciated. Miss Red might've started wondering for a mo there..."
I was just on my way to pick her up so we could both join you then. Unpack you bag Miss Red, false alarm 
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"My bed and duvet don't wanna let me get up for work... and I'm pretty reluctant to put up a decent fight to be honest... But I'm supposed to be picking up my little hound in 20 min too... aaaargh! I wanna stay here and have a duvet day!!
I'm having a duvet morning, if I had some company it would definitely become a duvet day. That's not an offer btw just sharing your love of the duvet this morning.
The clarification is appreciated. Miss Red might've started wondering for a mo there...
I was just on my way to pick her up so we could both join you then. Unpack you bag Miss Red, false alarm
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"My bed and duvet don't wanna let me get up for work... and I'm pretty reluctant to put up a decent fight to be honest... But I'm supposed to be picking up my little hound in 20 min too... aaaargh! I wanna stay here and have a duvet day!!
I'm having a duvet morning, if I had some company it would definitely become a duvet day. That's not an offer btw just sharing your love of the duvet this morning.
The clarification is appreciated. Miss Red might've started wondering for a mo there...
I was just on my way to pick her up so we could both join you then. Unpack you bag Miss Red, false alarm
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In that case it definitely was an offer, more the merrier |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My bed and duvet don't wanna let me get up for work... and I'm pretty reluctant to put up a decent fight to be honest... But I'm supposed to be picking up my little hound in 20 min too... aaaargh! I wanna stay here and have a duvet day!!
I'm having a duvet morning, if I had some company it would definitely become a duvet day. That's not an offer btw just sharing your love of the duvet this morning.
The clarification is appreciated. Miss Red might've started wondering for a mo there...
I was just on my way to pick her up so we could both join you then. Unpack you bag Miss Red, false alarm
In that case it definitely was an offer, more the merrier "
Jeez!... make your mind up will ya?! |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"My bed and duvet don't wanna let me get up for work... and I'm pretty reluctant to put up a decent fight to be honest... But I'm supposed to be picking up my little hound in 20 min too... aaaargh! I wanna stay here and have a duvet day!!
I'm having a duvet morning, if I had some company it would definitely become a duvet day. That's not an offer btw just sharing your love of the duvet this morning.
The clarification is appreciated. Miss Red might've started wondering for a mo there...
I was just on my way to pick her up so we could both join you then. Unpack you bag Miss Red, false alarm
In that case it definitely was an offer, more the merrier
Jeez!... make your mind up will ya?! "
It was not an offer when it was just you, throw Red and SJ into the mix and it's a whole different ball game  |
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"My bed and duvet don't wanna let me get up for work... and I'm pretty reluctant to put up a decent fight to be honest... But I'm supposed to be picking up my little hound in 20 min too... aaaargh! I wanna stay here and have a duvet day!!
I'm having a duvet morning, if I had some company it would definitely become a duvet day. That's not an offer btw just sharing your love of the duvet this morning.
The clarification is appreciated. Miss Red might've started wondering for a mo there...
I was just on my way to pick her up so we could both join you then. Unpack you bag Miss Red, false alarm
In that case it definitely was an offer, more the merrier
Jeez!... make your mind up will ya?!
It was not an offer when it was just you, throw Red and SJ into the mix and it's a whole different ball game "
As much as I agree with you, I'm still a little offended! |
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Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think my is fanny drying up. Literally.
Perimenopause i think. Although it’s not been watered for awhile either so it could be that. It’s hard to be sure. 
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"I think my is fanny drying up. Literally.
Perimenopause i think. Although it’s not been watered for awhile either so it could be that. It’s hard to be sure.
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And i can’t string a coherent sentence together either! |
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"Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them!
I know two who do this.
Sod protocol, I'm approving this un. "
People do that kinda thing on here?!! Surely I'd have noticed before now? |
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"Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them!
I know two who do this.
Sod protocol, I'm approving this un.
People do that kinda thing on here?!! Surely I'd have noticed before now? "
Yeah some folk do it regularly and their merry band don’t think to check the facts |
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"Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them!
I know two who do this.
Sod protocol, I'm approving this un.
People do that kinda thing on here?!! Surely I'd have noticed before now?
Yeah some folk do it regularly and their merry band don’t think to check the facts "
True story |
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"‘Anger is an energy’ sang John Lyndon
Let’s light up The Lounge
Rant away all but remember that preferences are not rant worthy
Have at it folks "
On the Lydon subject, been playing the Sex Pistols Filthy Lucre Live album and really berating myself for not buying tickets for that gig!
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"Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them!
I know two who do this.
Sod protocol, I'm approving this un.
People do that kinda thing on here?!! Surely I'd have noticed before now?
Yeah some folk do it regularly and their merry band don’t think to check the facts "
Does make me laugh when people idolise them, but don't see their hypocrisy, double standards, bullying and simple cuntyness.
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"Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them!
I know two who do this.
Sod protocol, I'm approving this un.
People do that kinda thing on here?!! Surely I'd have noticed before now?
Yeah some folk do it regularly and their merry band don’t think to check the facts
Does make me laugh when people idolise them, but don't see their hypocrisy, double standards, bullying and simple cuntyness.
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I know! Shocking
And then they are the ones who say "they think it goes unnoticed" |
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"Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them!
I know two who do this.
Sod protocol, I'm approving this un.
People do that kinda thing on here?!! Surely I'd have noticed before now?
Yeah some folk do it regularly and their merry band don’t think to check the facts
Does make me laugh when people idolise them, but don't see their hypocrisy, double standards, bullying and simple cuntyness.
I know! Shocking
And then they are the ones who say "they think it goes unnoticed""
All sorts of covered munts in the lounge.
Mostly fucking awesome people. Just a couple..... |
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"Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them!
I know two who do this.
Sod protocol, I'm approving this un.
People do that kinda thing on here?!! Surely I'd have noticed before now?
Yeah some folk do it regularly and their merry band don’t think to check the facts
Does make me laugh when people idolise them, but don't see their hypocrisy, double standards, bullying and simple cuntyness.
I know! Shocking
And then they are the ones who say "they think it goes unnoticed"
All sorts of covered munts in the lounge.
Mostly fucking awesome people. Just a couple....."
Shocking. They think we don't know.
But we know. |
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"Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them!
I know two who do this.
Sod protocol, I'm approving this un.
People do that kinda thing on here?!! Surely I'd have noticed before now?
Yeah some folk do it regularly and their merry band don’t think to check the facts
Does make me laugh when people idolise them, but don't see their hypocrisy, double standards, bullying and simple cuntyness.
I know! Shocking
And then they are the ones who say "they think it goes unnoticed"
All sorts of covered munts in the lounge.
Mostly fucking awesome people. Just a couple.....
Shocking. They think we don't know.
But we know. "
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"I remember the good old days of ranting.
I remember the days when the rants were approved or denied
Did we have electricity back then?  "
Yeah but at this rate we won’t all still be around to see the decisions |
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"I remember the good old days of ranting. "
You know with nostalgia you only remember the good rants and forget all the bad ones? You’ll look back on this thread all dewy eyed in a couple of years time as halcyon days |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Ok so I’m probably putting myself in line for a verbal battering here but who the hell do some people think they are on here?!? Actually no, I can’t even bring myself to say it because I’m gonna sound like a b1tch and I’m being a bit out of order to be fair. Doesn’t make it any less true though. *bites tongue*"
Denied - half arsed attempt |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My rant
Three rants from me -
1) someone sends email at 4.15 pm to you asking for some information even though your on holiday and then someone else follows it up at 6.30 saying the data is urgent. Ffs read my out of office "
Don’t read your email while on holiday - denied
" 2) people at football games who move flags. My flag is now dirty and wasn’t shown on tv because some selfish muppet didn’t like my flag and moved it."
Are you there to watch football or do semaphore?
Denied
"3) people were club colours at an international match notnon "
People can dress how they like - they paid for the ticket. Denied |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I’m ranting about geography"
Approved but it is surmountable if you have the will
"And people who manage to do fuck all in work and walk around like peacocks "
Stab them - no one will care. Denied |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Cluttering up the place people.
You know them.
They stand there in groups of two or three, jibber jabbering about how well little Timmy is doing at school, or how they bumped into Peter from high school class B7 after 20 years, or have you seen the dress Debbie from accounts is wearing, shocking isn't it?
All the while oblivious to those of us trying to get to the sandwich shelf for a bit of scoff.
You're not contributing to my baboon, brie and beaujolai baguette you awkward fuckers.
GET OUT MY WAY!!!!!!!
Cnuts. "
‘Excuse me, I just need to get my sperm sample from the fridge’
That’ll learn them
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Those people that put snide and catty (yet cleverly disguised so that only their merry band of sychophants and arse-lickers get the “joke” / inherent cyber bullying) comments on the forums.
Y’know, they get a bit of a beef on with someone then stalk them posting these sly comments wherever they post...
Them! "
T’was always the way and always will be
Easier to stop the tide
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Ok don't normally rant but ....had the boiler serviced yesterday and now have no not water or heating.....it happens every year they service it although last year it was worse it was the middle of winter and bitter cold....with my young grand daughter living here grr....rant over thank you "
Is it the same people? If so, haven’t learned your lesson - get different people next time
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My bed and duvet don't wanna let me get up for work... and I'm pretty reluctant to put up a decent fight to be honest... But I'm supposed to be picking up my little hound in 20 min too... aaaargh! I wanna stay here and have a duvet day!! "
They are inanimate objects. The only thing stopping you was you
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Why isn't it Friday yet!!!
Yes this!
Why isn't it?
I was supposed to have a half day today- but stupidly agreed to work overtime
Why!?
Am I a fucking idiot? "
No. Someone asked and you said yes.
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over a year ago
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Don't you hate when, for instance, you work in a shop that only sells bikes and someone come in and ask:
Do you sell any video games by any chance ?
Yes, Rupert we do, of course we do ! |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Pulling my back on the tube - walking around more stiffer than my cock is when watching to ladies at it
Painkillers and deep freeze for lunch then
Ruined my night at the gym "
I have no idea how that is even possible
Well done
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who steal the end oh and anger management really wouldn't do me any harm right now. I'm feeling the need to chain myself to the bed I'm that annoyed... "
Steal the end?
Ill thought out - denied |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Don't you hate when, for instance, you work in a shop that only sells bikes and someone come in and ask:
Do you sell any video games by any chance ?
Yes, Rupert we do, of course we do ! "
I tend to beat them to death with the bloodied stump of their left foot
They don’t do it again
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