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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock 
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*Opens page 129 in the "OLD JOKE" book,
I have a tattoo on my cock,
its in inch high letters, it says
" H M S ",
it says "HAMMERSMITH" when im excited tho
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock
*Opens page 129 in the "OLD JOKE" book,
I have a tattoo on my cock,
its in inch high letters, it says
" H M S ",
it says "HAMMERSMITH" when im excited tho
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You see where im coming from........how do they do it do? a tattoo on a flaccid cock is not going to look the same when its hard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My first thought is what prompted the OP's question "
A profile pic I saw.....there is no way that Rob would have a tattoo on his cock or anywhere else for that matter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My first thought is what prompted the OP's question
A profile pic I saw.....there is no way that Rob would have a tattoo on his cock or anywhere else for that matter "
I suspect it was a henna job as otherwise, bearing in mind how long a tat takes to do you are only ever going to end up with a knob covered in scribble |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would imagine soft, as if one was hard, there would be fluctuations in hardness, and a risk of involuntary twitches means things could go horribly, horribly wrong . Additionally, I like to think I'm quite virile, but don't think I could quite maintain a stonk on while a fat biker type pricks my cock. Which begs the questions: how much of a hardman does one have to be? Or just stupid?"
Soooo what would happen if soft ?
Would the tattooist have to pull ya plonker out and stick it in a vice while he worked his magic ? |
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"pmsl....
see, its soft and he having to pull it so you can see it...
if he didnt you would only see
"ylb"  "
Indeed, but if he had a raging hard-on and it was pointing upwards, the only person who'd be able to see it from a legible angle would be himself. Unless he's got one on the underside as well, of course. One that says "now get to work", or similar, perhaps? |
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"My first thought is what prompted the OP's question
A profile pic I saw.....there is no way that Rob would have a tattoo on his cock or anywhere else for that matter "
Is it "naming and shaming" if you tell us who? |
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I suspect it was a henna job as otherwise, bearing in mind how long a tat takes to do you are only ever going to end up with a knob covered in scribble
Nope, my cousin ( woman ) isa tattoo artist, she has done several, but there is a world champion guy, If U google "puff the magic dragon cock tattoo" U will see his work, "
Just googled it. It looks horrible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock
(Or can they do it while its soft)
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That bloke from fantasy island (yea i got it right lol)
He often had tattoo on his cock aparently lol xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock
(Or can they do it while its soft)
That bloke from fantasy island (yea i got it right lol)
He often had tattoo on his cock aparently lol xx "
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"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock
(Or can they do it while its soft)
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you dont have to be hard to have a cock tattoo. A friend got one done in Amsterdam when he was truly pissed and as i remember he wasn't hard at all.
But you wont get it done in England by a reputable tattoo artist if your pissed apparently.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you got to be to have a tattoo on your cock
(Or can they do it while its soft)
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I was gunna have "Welcome Aboard" on mine, but cant find a parlor that will do it |
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed 
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol"
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ? "
you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man. |
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?
you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man. "
Would I be putting that much effort into thrashing your buttocks?? Hmmm only if your screaming for more through your ball gag. Fear lol naaaaaa pure pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?
you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man. "
Good job its wipe clean |
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?
you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.
Good job its wipe clean "
You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?
you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.
Good job its wipe clean
You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished? "
lmfao. |
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?
you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.
Good job its wipe clean
You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?
lmfao."
Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?
you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.
Good job its wipe clean
You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?
lmfao.
Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation "
so amusing when a subbie decides to come over all dominant.
Fresh you are priceless.xxx |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?
you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.
Good job its wipe clean
You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?
lmfao.
Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation "
front row seats are already sold out |
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?
you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.
Good job its wipe clean
You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?
lmfao.
Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation
so amusing when a subbie decides to come over all dominant.
Fresh you are priceless.xxx"
Is that fear I smell at my masculinity overwhelming you? Or is it the dampness of your sex and the quiver in your voice as you tremble in anticipation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?
you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.
Good job its wipe clean
You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?
lmfao.
Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation
so amusing when a subbie decides to come over all dominant.
Fresh you are priceless.xxx
Is that fear I smell at my masculinity overwhelming you? Or is it the dampness of your sex and the quiver in your voice as you tremble in anticipation. "
stop it now, im about to have a tena moment from laughing. You have got to stop reading those books lol |
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"lovers tiff
who cares, as long as they get naked and make up whilst im in the same room... you bring the vacbed
deal... how fabulous, im salivating at the very thought
give you a clue...ones bring the bag, ones bringing the refreshments, that makes two of us watching...oh and two making up...want to hazzard a guess?
Errr who is going in yonder latex bag???
Growl at me young lady and i'll take you over my knee BEFORE you go in your vac bed
yeah yeah...whatever lol
Scared you would be panting with exhilaration and soaking your latex clouts ?
you would be sweating buckets, but fear does that to a man.
Good job its wipe clean
You gonna mop her brow and help her walk once i have finished?
lmfao.
Let your knees quiver young lady and the dampness on your thighs in anticipation
so amusing when a subbie decides to come over all dominant.
Fresh you are priceless.xxx
Is that fear I smell at my masculinity overwhelming you? Or is it the dampness of your sex and the quiver in your voice as you tremble in anticipation.
stop it now, im about to have a tena moment from laughing. You have got to stop reading those books lol"
Stop fooling your self I can here you gasping for breath there as you tremble with excitement at your keyboard. Bet your sat on a towel now and that isn’t due to a full bladder. I do have a very firm hand you know. More than any paddle that I can assure you. |
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