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So, I’m going to a funeral at 12, I’ve just ironed my only plain white shirt and was carrying it up the stairs on a hanger with a cup of tea in the other hand, tripped on the stairs and spilled the brew all over said shirt. Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh. It’s on a quick wash in the washing machine, just hope I can dry and iron it in time. FML.
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Damn. You're cutting it fine. Are you wearing a suit? Just iron the bits that show.
We were just setting off on a long drive for a business meeting when a bird pooed on Mr Ns shirt. Neither of us likes ironing much so there wasn't one ready and we had to dash indoors, scrabble about for a clean one and quickly iron it. |
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Went through a phase of going commando some time ago. That all stopped when one evening I was at work, bent down to pick some stock up & split my trousers all the way from front to back flashing my dangly bits at customers & colleagues  |
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"Went through a phase of going commando some time ago. That all stopped when one evening I was at work, bent down to pick some stock up & split my trousers all the way from front to back flashing my dangly bits at customers & colleagues "
Haha that would definitely happen to me  |
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"Went through a phase of going commando some time ago. That all stopped when one evening I was at work, bent down to pick some stock up & split my trousers all the way from front to back flashing my dangly bits at customers & colleagues "
Can just imagine the embarrassment |
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"Went through a phase of going commando some time ago. That all stopped when one evening I was at work, bent down to pick some stock up & split my trousers all the way from front to back flashing my dangly bits at customers & colleagues "
Oh dear this is scary....  |
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Couldn't find my passport the day I was taking my ex away to Bruges for her birthday, realised after I'd torn the house apart that it must have been in a zip compartment in a suitcase that I'd leant to my sisters boyfriend who she had just broken up with I did get it back but it involved having to get his number from her, ring him to check it was there, then a 60 mile round trip to get it, and then make it to the ferry in time! |
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"Couldn't find my passport the day I was taking my ex away to Bruges for her birthday, realised after I'd torn the house apart that it must have been in a zip compartment in a suitcase that I'd leant to my sisters boyfriend who she had just broken up with I did get it back but it involved having to get his number from her, ring him to check it was there, then a 60 mile round trip to get it, and then make it to the ferry in time!"
Who looks for their passport on the day of the trip  !!! Typical man
Hope u made it in time mr mcbulgy |
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"Went through a phase of going commando some time ago. That all stopped when one evening I was at work, bent down to pick some stock up & split my trousers all the way from front to back flashing my dangly bits at customers & colleagues
Can just imagine the embarrassment "
I'd already slept with more than one of the girls I worked with there, so wasn't so bad! They had all seen it before  |
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"Went through a phase of going commando some time ago. That all stopped when one evening I was at work, bent down to pick some stock up & split my trousers all the way from front to back flashing my dangly bits at customers & colleagues
Can just imagine the embarrassment I'd already slept with more than one of the girls I worked with there, so wasn't so bad! They had all seen it before "
Then you woke up......ha ha ha ha |
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"Went through a phase of going commando some time ago. That all stopped when one evening I was at work, bent down to pick some stock up & split my trousers all the way from front to back flashing my dangly bits at customers & colleagues
Can just imagine the embarrassment I'd already slept with more than one of the girls I worked with there, so wasn't so bad! They had all seen it before
Then you woke up......ha ha ha ha "
If only it were a dream! Have a terrible habit of sleeping with women I work with.
Has gotten me in a fair bit of hot water in the past.
Not as much as the time I slept with a customer though  |
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