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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Instructions on shampoo.
Contents hot, on a cup designed for hot drinks...
Its a sign of the times unfortunately. Even those that would have been wiped out by natural selection now get help !!  |
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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago
Chester |
1. Use 3-4 sheets of loo roll per wipe.
2. Wipe from front to back until clean.
3. Use 1-2 washlets to feel cleaner.
4. Pat dry with loo roll.
5. Always wash hands with soap.
Guess what I'm doing while I read the forum.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. Use 3-4 sheets of loo roll per wipe.
2. Wipe from front to back until clean.
3. Use 1-2 washlets to feel cleaner.
4. Pat dry with loo roll.
5. Always wash hands with soap.
Guess what I'm doing while I read the forum. "
That's it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Use 3-4 sheets of loo roll per wipe.
2. Wipe from front to back until clean.
3. Use 1-2 washlets to feel cleaner.
4. Pat dry with loo roll.
5. Always wash hands with soap.
Guess what I'm doing while I read the forum. "
Lol enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Warning signs are the number one cause for the overpopulation crisis.
We need to remove them all to let natural selection do it's thing & rid ourselves of all the fuckwits of the world |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There are five steps!?  "
I'm sure we could add more. They seem to have forgotten the most important steps though.
Step 1: find toilet.
Step 2: pull down pants.
Step 3: lift lid on toilet.
Step 4: sit on toilet seat.
Step 5: read newspaper.
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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago
Longridge |
"1. Use 3-4 sheets of loo roll per wipe.
2. Wipe from front to back until clean.
3. Use 1-2 washlets to feel cleaner.
4. Pat dry with loo roll.
5. Always wash hands with soap.
Guess what I'm doing while I read the forum. "
What the hell os a washlet?
Pat it dry with loo-roll.. lots of rolled up loo roll.in your crack.for the rest if the day after it's disintegration.
If 3 to 4 shits are required why not just make a single sheet the same length as 3 and a half.
My favourite is the teeny weeny hole dispensers that snap one sheet at a time. They should be banned..
Why do McD's dispensers have sharp teeth underneath where the paper comes out? Many times gone fishing for the end of the roll and been bitten by them. |
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"1. Use 3-4 sheets of loo roll per wipe.
2. Wipe from front to back until clean.
3. Use 1-2 washlets to feel cleaner.
4. Pat dry with loo roll.
5. Always wash hands with soap.
Guess what I'm doing while I read the forum.
What the hell os a washlet?
Pat it dry with loo-roll.. lots of rolled up loo roll.in your crack.for the rest if the day after it's disintegration.
If 3 to 4 shits are required why not just make a single sheet the same length as 3 and a half.
My favourite is the teeny weeny hole dispensers that snap one sheet at a time. They should be banned..
Why do McD's dispensers have sharp teeth underneath where the paper comes out? Many times gone fishing for the end of the roll and been bitten by them."
‘3 to 4 shits’  I love auto correct |
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"There are five steps!?
I'm sure we could add more. They seem to have forgotten the most important steps though.
Step 1: find toilet.
Step 2: pull down pants.
Step 3: lift lid on toilet.
Step 4: sit on toilet seat.
Step 5: read newspaper.
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There should be special instructions for parents of young children
6. Answer random queries about homework/hamster/life.
7. Refuse to answer "what are you doing in there"
8. Shout instructions through door where to find clean underwear
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Use 3-4 sheets of loo roll per wipe.
2. Wipe from front to back until clean.
3. Use 1-2 washlets to feel cleaner.
4. Pat dry with loo roll.
5. Always wash hands with soap.
Guess what I'm doing while I read the forum. "
2 is wrong. We all know it's better to cram it in there and rummage it around like it's a little piggy snuffling for nuts until half of it is shoved up your arse |
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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago
Camberley/Middleton |
"Seen on the back of a pack of Andrex Washlets: 5 step diagrammatic instructions on how to wipe your arse. Is that really necessary? "
Its the same on most products it probably says not to ingest either its all about making sure they don't get sued for incorrect use. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Crying with some of these haha. Forgot to add for us ladies if its a public loo. Spend about half hour stickin loo.roll around the bog seat before sitting or learn how to hover haha."
Is it possible to hover while taking a dump? |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"1. Use 3-4 sheets of loo roll per wipe.
2. Wipe from front to back until clean.
3. Use 1-2 washlets to feel cleaner.
4. Pat dry with loo roll.
5. Always wash hands with soap.
Guess what I'm doing while I read the forum. "
Putting crap on your phone?  |
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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago
Chester |
"1. Use 3-4 sheets of loo roll per wipe.
2. Wipe from front to back until clean.
3. Use 1-2 washlets to feel cleaner.
4. Pat dry with loo roll.
5. Always wash hands with soap.
Guess what I'm doing while I read the forum.
Putting crap on your phone? "
I followed step 5! |
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"Instructions on shampoo.
Contents hot, on a cup designed for hot drinks...
Its a sign of the times unfortunately. Even those that would have been wiped out by natural selection now get help !! "
Instructions have always been on shampoo since I was a kid.
Wash, rinse, wash, rinse.
Don't get in eyes! |
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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago
birmingham |
"Crying with some of these haha. Forgot to add for us ladies if its a public loo. Spend about half hour stickin loo.roll around the bog seat before sitting or learn how to hover haha.
Is it possible to hover while taking a dump?"
kills ya legs bug great for the thigh muscles haha |
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