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By *ranimallxl5 OP   Man  over a year ago

Winchester

Has anyone ever burst out laughing during sex or do ppl always have to take it very seriously? I once headbutted a beautiful lady as we were fucking rather furiously-my reaction was to laugh she didn't....I never saw her again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I kicked someone in the face once - that went down well

Oh and telling a woman to stop riding you cos you can't feel your legs isn't a wise move either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Accidently started something a bit mental in townhouse on monday no detail but WTF

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes - have had loads of funny moments during sex - as far as I can remember, each of us usually stopping what we were doing because laughing too much - but we’ve always resumed and enjoyed ourselves.

Maybe I’m lucky and always pick a partner with a sense of humour (or at least one that is compatible with mine).

Funny things happen when people are naked together, laugh, chat and enjoy each other’s company, it all adds to a great experience.

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By *hechapMan  over a year ago

Derry

Had a girl sucking and t bagging me when that song about big brown salty balls was played on the radio.

We couldnt have timed it any better if we had tried and had a good laugh about it.

She was also good at it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, I returned home from abroad and straight home and sex with the lady who was my first wife.

We're getting into it and it's all heated and physical, when suddenly, into my head pops something one of my mates said, he was taking the piss out of another mate at the time. It started with a giggle, then erupted unto uncontrolled laughter, I had to stop what I was doing so I could roll about the bed, roaring with laughter until the tears rolled down my cheeks.

Suffice to say, the wife wasn't impressed and it put the kibosh on anything sexy for the rest of the day.

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By *astings SocialWoman  over a year ago

Hastings

Sense of humour is the most important thing for me, having a giggle and a laugh in bed is all the best thing.

Shows are you relaxed with each other and laughter just makes me hornier.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Sex should be fun & laughter always involved somewhere.

The one that sticks in my mind the most.

Staying at a hotel with my FWB, we'd been given a room with 2 single beds, an attempt to switch position resulted in me being thrown accross the room, so we resorted to pushing the beds together.

Midway through they parted, me disappearing into the gap, just my arms & legs left sticking up in the air.

I was helpless!

Once he stopped laughing he did rescue me, it took several attempts to haul me out though as I was still in hysterics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At an old FBs house. She had silk sheets and I kept sliding so I moved lover down to push against the wall for traction . As I came I put my foot through the thin wall

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By *imandHerNottsCouple  over a year ago

North Notts

If my orgasm is super intense I always break into hysterics. It’s quite common according to our friend google!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The one and only time i had a threesome with two men, my then lover was furiously fucking me doggy style and i was kneeling between the legs of guy number 2, sucking him off. Guy number 1 got so excited be started thrusting really hard, he knocked me off balance and i fell forward (cock slipped out of my mouth) and my head bounced off the fella’s belly, quite hard. I got the giggles but quickly recovered and carried on sucking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so, there we are having a nice chilled out sensual shag, been going for a while. She climbs on top and gently starts grinding away as she loves to do to finish off.

She leans right down against me after a few minutes and whispers into my ear that she is about to cum so we can enjoy the moment and cum together as you do.

Well, it was 1 of those times where it didn’t stay sensual, I had been needing to nut for a while so sort of lost control a little and absolutely started pounding her from underneath.

Omg it was amazing, she was clearly loving it as much as me because I accidentally banging here head of the wall 3 times as I shot my load and she was squirting all over me but she never told me to stop, she just clamped onto me harder than ever, so I just held on tight, carried on pounding and finished off without any more head banging

So anyway, i roll her off me after, completely out of breath, she was the same. She seemed absolutely shattered bless her.

With a massive grin on my face I looked at her thinking about what to say when I noticed....

There was a reason why she didn’t say anything about her head hitting the wall, and that’s because she has epilepsy and had just had a grand mal seizure

Well you can imagine I’m now feeling a little guilty for not noticing and everything. So I tuck her into bed as she is now in the recovery phase and go have a fag then climb back into bed and sit with her.

She wakes up about an hour later, looks at me and says “O are we finished?”

Cheeky fucking cow bag. Don’t feel guilty at all any more lol.

I married that women and here we are.

Si x

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