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Let’s hear the excuses you’ve
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had for a meet to cancel on you!
The recent one I’ve had is that his sister is bringing his parents dog back after dog sitting "
I've had a dog excuse too, the dog needed urgent veterinary attention, weird how a couple of hours later he was verified, oh! Hang on maybe she was a vet, maybe that's what he meant! |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
"My grandad died"
A month later, same fella... "My grandad has just been diagnosed with cancer"
(Ok, maybe a different grandad?)
A couple of months down the
line... "My grandad died" 
Another 6 weeks go by "My grandad died"
(Again?! That's awfully bad luck.)
Next day, sunny afternoon at Kestrels... "Hi! We meet at last!" I say... "Oh I didn't know you came here?" He's looking shifty at this point so I help him out "I'm so sorry for your loss, had he been ill long?" At which point Mrs (who I didn't know existed!) walks up and says "Was who ill?"... "His grandad?" I reply...."He died in 1986!" She says ushering a very red faced man away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had for a meet to cancel on you!
The recent one I’ve had is that his sister is bringing his parents dog back after dog sitting "
Yesterday was our best to date.
Are you still coming at 7 as you suggested.
Didn't I tell you I was working until 8
No you didn't so it's a know then. Blocked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""My grandad died"
A month later, same fella... "My grandad has just been diagnosed with cancer"
(Ok, maybe a different grandad?)
A couple of months down the
line... "My grandad died"
Another 6 weeks go by "My grandad died"
(Again?! That's awfully bad luck.)
Next day, sunny afternoon at Kestrels... "Hi! We meet at last!" I say... "Oh I didn't know you came here?" He's looking shifty at this point so I help him out "I'm so sorry for your loss, had he been ill long?" At which point Mrs (who I didn't know existed!) walks up and says "Was who ill?"... "His grandad?" I reply...."He died in 1986!" She says ushering a very red faced man away."
Glad you caught him out and embarrassed him .... |
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"The neighbours rabbit has escaped and they need help catching it."
I was late for a meet once, as my stubborn house bunny refused to come back in!
The last excuse I was given.. He left his phone at work.
By the time he'd got home an hours drive and realised phone still at work, gone all the way back to get it, another hour drive, the phone was flat so another hour home again, before he could charge it.
The fact he was showing online on here, posted a status update and viewed my profile right in the middle of those 3hrs, kind of made me think he was lying. |
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I can get the sacking one meet off for another (not agree with mind, but at least I understand the reasoning) but I don't really get the no-shows for no reason.
It seems like it happens fairly frequently. Are people really that nervous and scared? 
Maybe y'all are just giving off axe-murderer vibes or something? How can anyone be so scared of a little bit of sex for God's sake  |
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""My grandad died"
A month later, same fella... "My grandad has just been diagnosed with cancer"
(Ok, maybe a different grandad?)
A couple of months down the
line... "My grandad died"
Another 6 weeks go by "My grandad died"
(Again?! That's awfully bad luck.)
Next day, sunny afternoon at Kestrels... "Hi! We meet at last!" I say... "Oh I didn't know you came here?" He's looking shifty at this point so I help him out "I'm so sorry for your loss, had he been ill long?" At which point Mrs (who I didn't know existed!) walks up and says "Was who ill?"... "His grandad?" I reply...."He died in 1986!" She says ushering a very red faced man away."
Now that’s someone lacking imagination...poor granddad is turning in his grave  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine go the same way it’s almost like a blueprint. Agree to a meet . Everything fine . On day of the meet she goes silent no texts or messages then before the meet time you get “insert excuse here” and meet us cancelled. This is exact blueprint that happens 9 times out 10 like clockwork. It’s a little frustrating now and it’s the main reason that once my membership expires I am leaving fab . |
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By *ottie_84 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I can get the sacking one meet off for another (not agree with mind, but at least I understand the reasoning) but I don't really get the no-shows for no reason.
It seems like it happens fairly frequently. Are people really that nervous and scared?
Maybe y'all are just giving off axe-murderer vibes or something? How can anyone be so scared of a little bit of sex for God's sake "
Shhh don’t tell everyone I’m an axe murderer  but you forgot the pig farm as well lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine go the same way it’s almost like a blueprint. Agree to a meet . Everything fine . On day of the meet she goes silent no texts or messages then before the meet time you get “insert excuse here” and meet us cancelled. This is exact blueprint that happens 9 times out 10 like clockwork. It’s a little frustrating now and it’s the main reason that once my membership expires I am leaving fab . "
Just to expand on this . This exact thing happened today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had;
I was taking my friend home, and he fitted (hope to god it wasn't true)
My long lost brother suddenly turned up.
I was about to leave the house, but my neighbour came knocking asking me to help him.
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
"Mine go the same way it’s almost like a blueprint. Agree to a meet . Everything fine . On day of the meet she goes silent no texts or messages then before the meet time you get “insert excuse here” and meet us cancelled. This is exact blueprint that happens 9 times out 10 like clockwork. It’s a little frustrating now and it’s the main reason that once my membership expires I am leaving fab . "
Hmmm... Not sure it's a reason to quit? Just refine your selection process. If she is all talk talk talk and it gets smutty chances are it's either a bored housewife enjoying a bit of attention but not planning on taking it any further, or it's a fella.
Keep 1st meets to a coffee in your lunch break, don't go out of your way, make it clear it's just a quick coffee and chat. That way she's less likely to get cold feet.
It's 50 minutes, tops.
If it's horrendous you/they can always say works text and there's an emergency. Sorry, lovely to meet, bye.
If its good you can plan for more another time.
If it's sounding too good to be true, it usually is!
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