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By *good-being-bad OP   Man  over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

In your pants / trousers around the crotch area.. would you.

1. Go home to change.

2. Cover up best you can.

3. Carry on with your underwear on show.

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By *horecruxCouple  over a year ago

SE4

I'd paint myself green and rip my shirt off then slow mo run home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In this day and age, its perfectly acceptable to have half your arse hanging out and more rips than material in your jeans.

Who is going to notice

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'd paint myself green and rip my shirt off then slow mo run home "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get down asda

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In this day and age, its perfectly acceptable to have half your arse hanging out and more rips than material in your jeans.

Who is going to notice "

As long as you are wearing your good pants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends how important what I was doing was at the time.

If possible, I would poo to a shop and buy new.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Depends how important what I was doing was at the time.

If possible, I would poo to a shop and buy new."

I've always wanted to poo to a shop and pretend there's been a horse on the pavement

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends how important what I was doing was at the time.

If possible, I would poo to a shop and buy new.

I've always wanted to poo to a shop and pretend there's been a horse on the pavement "

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple  over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Depends how important what I was doing was at the time.

If possible, I would poo to a shop and buy new.

I've always wanted to poo to a shop and pretend there's been a horse on the pavement "

You’re too quick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I pretty much live in skinny jeans, and most pairs I own have holes in the crotch. I don’t really sit with my legs akimbo, so it isn’t really a problem.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I split my jeans right up near the crotch area on my way back from manchester a couple of months ago.. i just kept my legs closed on the train

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends how important what I was doing was at the time.

If possible, I would poo to a shop and buy new."

Definitely taking advantage of that rip on the crotch, aren't you?

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By *ilk_TrayMan  over a year ago

South

This actually happened to me after work.

I had no choice but to carry on til I got home but it was a VERY big spilt in my trousers. Serves me right for jumping over railings.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In your pants / trousers around the crotch area.. would you.

1. Go home to change.

2. Cover up best you can.

3. Carry on with your underwear on show. "

What underwear?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"In your pants / trousers around the crotch area.. would you.

1. Go home to change.

2. Cover up best you can.

3. Carry on with your underwear on show. "

3, it happens a lot. You gotta own that shit. Just look them dead in the eyes and say "so why are you looking a my crotch, bro?"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I got a call from the youngest teenager not long ago, just as I was leaving for work

"Mum come get me now, I'm at the park"

Told him to walk, I didn't have time.

Cue hysterical wailing & pleading...

He'd completely split his trousers & wasn't wearing boxers.

Once I stopped laughing, I went and fetched him!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends how important what I was doing was at the time.

If possible, I would poo to a shop and buy new.

I've always wanted to poo to a shop and pretend there's been a horse on the pavement "

I corrected that and it still changed it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends how important what I was doing was at the time.

If possible, I would poo to a shop and buy new.

I've always wanted to poo to a shop and pretend there's been a horse on the pavement

I corrected that and it still changed it "

Also, how big are your pops??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Carry on as easily as possible, perhaps a quick sewing repair would sort them. I think I made an outfit for a party in an hour or so, so repairs easier. Otherwise, I'm fine with holes, as long as people aren't getting more than they bargained for when they rest their eyes between my legs

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