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I had to sit on one those low level fold down seats on the train this morning.
All bent over and cramped up.
I must have restricting the blood flow to little Stingly, because when I stood up it was like releasing a tournique and the blood rushed back to my bell end.
Poor little soldier, burnt like fuckery and me bell end was all purple, pulsating and numb for ages.
He's better now though, thanks for asking.
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"I had to sit on one those low level fold down seats on the train this morning.
All bent over and cramped up.
I must have restricting the blood flow to little Stingly, because when I stood up it was like releasing a tournique and the blood rushed back to my bell end.
Poor little soldier, burnt like fuckery and me bell end was all purple, pulsating and numb for ages.
He's better now though, thanks for asking.
"
How long after you git off the train did you wait before inspecting the damage?
I'm hoping not on the platform.
Tickets please. |
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"I had to sit on one those low level fold down seats on the train this morning.
All bent over and cramped up.
I must have restricting the blood flow to little Stingly, because when I stood up it was like releasing a tournique and the blood rushed back to my bell end.
Poor little soldier, burnt like fuckery and me bell end was all purple, pulsating and numb for ages.
He's better now though, thanks for asking.
How long after you git off the train did you wait before inspecting the damage?
I'm hoping not on the platform.
Tickets please."
I went straight to the gents to inspect the damage. |
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"I had to sit on one those low level fold down seats on the train this morning.
All bent over and cramped up.
I must have restricting the blood flow to little Stingly, because when I stood up it was like releasing a tournique and the blood rushed back to my bell end.
Poor little soldier, burnt like fuckery and me bell end was all purple, pulsating and numb for ages.
He's better now though, thanks for asking.
How long after you git off the train did you wait before inspecting the damage?
I'm hoping not on the platform.
Tickets please.
I went straight to the gents to inspect the damage. "
Check the back if your ticket. You may be able to put a claim in.... |
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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— *
With your preferences set to 99-99. Good luck with that.."
I thought my inbox was quiet today! Thanks  |
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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— *
With your preferences set to 99-99. Good luck with that..
I thought my inbox was quiet today! Thanks "
Yes Tuesday is bingo day for the over 98s |
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"I had to sit on one those low level fold down seats on the train this morning.
All bent over and cramped up.
I must have restricting the blood flow to little Stingly, because when I stood up it was like releasing a tournique and the blood rushed back to my bell end.
Poor little soldier, burnt like fuckery and me bell end was all purple, pulsating and numb for ages.
He's better now though, thanks for asking.
How long after you git off the train did you wait before inspecting the damage?
I'm hoping not on the platform.
Tickets please.
I went straight to the gents to inspect the damage.
Check the back if your ticket. You may be able to put a claim in...."
Apparently not, its in the small print.  |
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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— *
With your preferences set to 99-99. Good luck with that..
I thought my inbox was quiet today! Thanks "
Does that mean I can send you a picture of Purple Stingly now?   |
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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— *
With your preferences set to 99-99. Good luck with that..
I thought my inbox was quiet today! Thanks
Does that mean I can send you a picture of Purple Stingly now? "
 i’m waiting |
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"I like to see a purple bellend....*hint hint - inbox is this way —— *
With your preferences set to 99-99. Good luck with that..
I thought my inbox was quiet today! Thanks
Does that mean I can send you a picture of Purple Stingly now?
i’m waiting "
On its way via carrier Pigeon.
Hope it doesnt put you off your tea..... |
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"You should have dipped him in a sink of cold water at the station.
First aider to Platform Three...
Do you have a small plaster?
See it, say it, sort it! "
I am sick to fucking death of hearing that.
Every five fucking minutes.
Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I think I just found my rant for Thursday. |
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"You should have dipped him in a sink of cold water at the station.
First aider to Platform Three...
Do you have a small plaster?
See it, say it, sort it!
I am sick to fucking death of hearing that.
Every five fucking minutes.
Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I think I just found my rant for Thursday."
Well, it's taken your mind off your purple winkie... |
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"You should have dipped him in a sink of cold water at the station.
First aider to Platform Three...
Do you have a small plaster?
See it, say it, sort it!
I am sick to fucking death of hearing that.
Every five fucking minutes.
Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I think I just found my rant for Thursday.
Well, it's taken your mind off your purple winkie..."
It did. 
Until you mentioned it again!!  |
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