"Was offered a 50" plasma telly for £50 the other day. Apparently the volume button doesn't work.
I thought for 50 quid, You can't turn it down.
I've heard that one give us another..."
I had a pony once called "treacle"
It had golden stirrups. |
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"Was offered a 50" plasma telly for £50 the other day. Apparently the volume button doesn't work.
I thought for 50 quid, You can't turn it down.
I've heard that one give us another...
I had a pony once called "treacle"
It had golden stirrups. "
That's a bit better,but didn't make me giggle. Third time lucky... |
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"Was offered a 50" plasma telly for £50 the other day. Apparently the volume button doesn't work.
I thought for 50 quid, You can't turn it down.
I've heard that one give us another...
I had a pony once called "treacle"
It had golden stirrups.
That's a bit better,but didn't make me giggle. Third time lucky..."
Wow you're a tricky audience.
I went into the ocean with a pot of salsa. A guy said "what you doing?"
"I'm taking a dip in the sea" |
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Teacher asks Little Mary to give her a sentence using the word Contagious. Mary pauses for a while then says " On Sunday Miss my dad was in the garden painting the fence with a 1" paint brush, my Mum said look at that stupid twat, its going to take the Cunt Ages  |
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"Teacher asks Little Mary to give her a sentence using the word Contagious. Mary pauses for a while then says " On Sunday Miss my dad was in the garden painting the fence with a 1" paint brush, my Mum said look at that stupid twat, its going to take the Cunt Ages "
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