It has come to my attention that some members of Fab do not know how to correctly deploy a fish knife.
Some others seem confused about the acceptable way to wear a cravat.
Such oiks!
I find this very offputting...and I refuse to have the sexual relations with them.
Do any others have the same problem? |
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"It has come to my attention that some members of Fab do not know how to correctly deploy a fish knife.
Some others seem confused about the acceptable way to wear a cravat.
Such oiks!
I find this very offputting...and I refuse to have the sexual relations with them.
Do any others have the same problem?"
Your post made me laugh and then google Oiks.
An uncouth or obnoxious person. Who would fuck an oik? |
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"Ahhh, the semiotics of sartorial elegance and minutiae of table etiquette...
About time these were brought up"
all I was taught about table manners was elbows off table and don’t talk with your mouth open  |
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"Ahhh, the semiotics of sartorial elegance and minutiae of table etiquette...
About time these were brought upall I was taught about table manners was elbows off table and don’t talk with your mouth open "
Mouth full |
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"Ahhh, the semiotics of sartorial elegance and minutiae of table etiquette...
About time these were brought upall I was taught about table manners was elbows off table and don’t talk with your mouth open
Mouth full"
thats the one |
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"Ahhh, the semiotics of sartorial elegance and minutiae of table etiquette...
About time these were brought upall I was taught about table manners was elbows off table and don’t talk with your mouth open "
I fancy you eat your peas off your knife, sir. |
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"It has come to my attention that some members of Fab do not know how to correctly deploy a fish knife.
Some others seem confused about the acceptable way to wear a cravat.
Such oiks!
I find this very offputting...and I refuse to have the sexual relations with them.
Do any others have the same problem?"
The fact that you have fish knives marks you down a middle class. 
We in the true Upper class would never have such things on our table.
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"It has come to my attention that some members of Fab do not know how to correctly deploy a fish knife.
Some others seem confused about the acceptable way to wear a cravat.
Such oiks!
I find this very offputting...and I refuse to have the sexual relations with them.
Do any others have the same problem?
The fact that you have fish knives marks you down a middle class.
We in the true Upper class would never have such things on our table.
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I wouldn't know what's on my table, as my Butler lays it, and then feeds me....  |
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"A frighteningly large amount of people seem unable to master a knife and fork in this country let alone deploy a fish knife.
One worries. "
what about the amount of people who can’t open them bloody tins of cornedbeef tins with them stupid key type things every time I try it always snaps and end up having to use a tin opener hence I buy it in packets now |
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"A frighteningly large amount of people seem unable to master a knife and fork in this country let alone deploy a fish knife.
One worries. what about the amount of people who can’t open them bloody tins of cornedbeef tins with them stupid key type things every time I try it always snaps and end up having to use a tin opener hence I buy it in packets now "
What is this corned beef you speak of? |
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"A frighteningly large amount of people seem unable to master a knife and fork in this country let alone deploy a fish knife.
One worries. what about the amount of people who can’t open them bloody tins of cornedbeef tins with them stupid key type things every time I try it always snaps and end up having to use a tin opener hence I buy it in packets now
What is this corned beef you speak of? "
its for oiks obviously |
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"A frighteningly large amount of people seem unable to master a knife and fork in this country let alone deploy a fish knife.
One worries. what about the amount of people who can’t open them bloody tins of cornedbeef tins with them stupid key type things every time I try it always snaps and end up having to use a tin opener hence I buy it in packets now
What is this corned beef you speak of? "
It's what the poor people eat instead of real beef. |
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"A frighteningly large amount of people seem unable to master a knife and fork in this country let alone deploy a fish knife.
One worries. what about the amount of people who can’t open them bloody tins of cornedbeef tins with them stupid key type things every time I try it always snaps and end up having to use a tin opener hence I buy it in packets now
What is this corned beef you speak of? "
I believe it is a tinned meat served at luncheon is less reputable establishments |
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"A frighteningly large amount of people seem unable to master a knife and fork in this country let alone deploy a fish knife.
One worries. what about the amount of people who can’t open them bloody tins of cornedbeef tins with them stupid key type things every time I try it always snaps and end up having to use a tin opener hence I buy it in packets now
What is this corned beef you speak of?
It's what the poor people eat instead of real beef."
certainly is you have to be quick in the que at the food bank to get them |
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"Some others seem confused about the acceptable way to wear a cravat.
Such oiks!
I find this very offputting...and I refuse to have the sexual relations with them.
Do any others have the same problem?"
Ma'am - Was you an Ociffer in the RAF by any chance? A Crab with scrambled egg on her cap? Oiks was the poor lads what threw spanners at very expensive aircraft ... |
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"It has come to my attention that some members of Fab do not know how to correctly deploy a fish knife.
Some others seem confused about the acceptable way to wear a cravat.
Such oiks!
I find this very offputting...and I refuse to have the sexual relations with them.
Do any others have the same problem?
The fact that you have fish knives marks you down a middle class.
We in the true Upper class would never have such things on our table.
I wouldn't know what's on my table, as my Butler lays it, and then feeds me.... "
One of my relatives a few generations back had the freaky fingernails that had never been cut and curled round and round and round.
Apparently it was a sign of affluence, because they were so impractical you literally couldn't do anything for yourself - but clearly could afford someone else to do it all for you.
Personally I'd rather not be rich but be able to wipe me own arse  |
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"A frighteningly large amount of people seem unable to master a knife and fork in this country let alone deploy a fish knife.
One worries. what about the amount of people who can’t open them bloody tins of cornedbeef tins with them stupid key type things every time I try it always snaps and end up having to use a tin opener hence I buy it in packets now
What is this corned beef you speak of? its for oiks obviously "
Sounds ghastly  |
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"A frighteningly large amount of people seem unable to master a knife and fork in this country let alone deploy a fish knife.
One worries. what about the amount of people who can’t open them bloody tins of cornedbeef tins with them stupid key type things every time I try it always snaps and end up having to use a tin opener hence I buy it in packets now
What is this corned beef you speak of?
It's what the poor people eat instead of real beef."
Corned beef is honestly our code word for Anal sex, as my wife pulls the same face when either is mentioned  |
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"Ahhh, the semiotics of sartorial elegance and minutiae of table etiquette...
About time these were brought up"
I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life.
it makes them taste quite funny,
but it keeps them on the knife.
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
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"Ahhh, the semiotics of sartorial elegance and minutiae of table etiquette...
About time these were brought upall I was taught about table manners was elbows off table and don’t talk with your mouth open "
Well i dont think you will be saying much with it closed... |
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"A frighteningly large amount of people seem unable to master a knife and fork in this country let alone deploy a fish knife.
One worries. what about the amount of people who can’t open them bloody tins of cornedbeef tins with them stupid key type things every time I try it always snaps and end up having to use a tin opener hence I buy it in packets now
What is this corned beef you speak of?
It's what the poor people eat instead of real beef.
Corned beef is honestly our code word for Anal sex, as my wife pulls the same face when either is mentioned "
Perhaps if you rebrand it as "Cadbury's World" you might get a treat more often?
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"A frighteningly large amount of people seem unable to master a knife and fork in this country let alone deploy a fish knife.
One worries. what about the amount of people who can’t open them bloody tins of cornedbeef tins with them stupid key type things every time I try it always snaps and end up having to use a tin opener hence I buy it in packets now
What is this corned beef you speak of?
It's what the poor people eat instead of real beef.
Corned beef is honestly our code word for Anal sex, as my wife pulls the same face when either is mentioned
Perhaps if you rebrand it as "Cadbury's World" you might get a treat more often?
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Probably need to call it "Tiffany Diamond Earrings" to increase the frequency |
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"A frighteningly large amount of people seem unable to master a knife and fork in this country let alone deploy a fish knife.
One worries. what about the amount of people who can’t open them bloody tins of cornedbeef tins with them stupid key type things every time I try it always snaps and end up having to use a tin opener hence I buy it in packets now
What is this corned beef you speak of?
It's what the poor people eat instead of real beef.
Corned beef is honestly our code word for Anal sex, as my wife pulls the same face when either is mentioned
Perhaps if you rebrand it as "Cadbury's World" you might get a treat more often?
Probably need to call it "Tiffany Diamond Earrings" to increase the frequency "
Perhaps just offer to polish her Tiffany ring?
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It has also come to my attention that certain members of Fab are having the sexual relations with members of the lower classes.
Fraternising below stairs will not be tolerated!
Please refrain from this immoral intercourse forthwith. |
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By *ild_oatsMan
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"Some of these oiks even shop at tesco, have they not heard of Fortnam and Mason? "
Shop !!! Only the lower orders do that....
The house-keeper arranges a man in a van to deliver to the tradesman’s entrance every Thursday.....
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"Some of these oiks even shop at tesco, have they not heard of Fortnam and Mason?
Shop !!! Only the lower orders do that....
The house-keeper arranges a man in a van to deliver to the tradesman’s entrance every Thursday.....
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Good lord! Doesn't your estate manager make sure the vegetable gardens are being grown, and the deer stalked?
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"It has come to my attention that some members of Fab do not know how to correctly deploy a fish knife.
Some others seem confused about the acceptable way to wear a cravat.
Such oiks!
I find this very offputting...and I refuse to have the sexual relations with them.
Do any others have the same problem?"
And them wot go from the inside out and use bog roll instead of serviettes ... Chuffing common |
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