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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is the biggest turn off on a profile? I'm not asking about mine I mean in general. I want to know is there something you see on a profile that makes scroll on by and never go back again. |
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Gaping.
I don’t much like seeing what they had for breakfast. I pretty much avoid hotpics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gaping.
I don’t much like seeing what they had for breakfast. I pretty much avoid hotpics"
This  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have to agree on that, I think they should be consigned to friends only pics. |
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Text talk.
Snapchat filters.
Her written by Him and vice versa.
Sydney University.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Presences. Age restrictions. No point looking you your not what there looking for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Send a face picture or I won’t reply” when they don’t have a single picture on their profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Presences. Age restrictions. No point looking you your not what there looking for "
I’m bad. Missread the thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I hate that. And people who want to meet men and block all males. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate that. And people who want to meet men and block all males."
It’s because women are bombarded with messages everyday. If the block all men, they can search and message men themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t bite unless you want me to. Soooooo annoying |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"I don’t bite unless you want me to. Soooooo annoying "
Nevermind the potential tetanus risk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arrogance.
Lengthy pointless disclaimers.
Photos of cocks with cum dripping out of them. Or even worse, a cum filled condom hanging off the end 
Men ranting about how "unfair" it is that all the "sluts" havent come running to fuck them....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fair comment I do notice women get hammered with messages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No public pics  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears  |
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Please put imaknobheadrandomshit in the message title so I know you’ve read the profile.
Close up pictures of cum dripping from anywhere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too many action photos.
“VWE” anywhere on the profile.
A negative profile talking about fakes or getting no meets. |
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"What is the biggest turn off on a profile? I'm not asking about mine I mean in general. I want to know is there something you see on a profile that makes scroll on by and never go back again."
No profile pic lol |
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By *uthless!Woman
over a year ago
somewhere close to you |
1. "Will fill this in later"
2. Nothing but cock pics from same or similar angle.
3. One liner, boring profiles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the biggest turn off on a profile? I'm not asking about mine I mean in general. I want to know is there something you see on a profile that makes scroll on by and never go back again."
of course 895 veris in a year, women and couples not looking for men, if it says no tanned people, if they're into pain, if they won't share face pics ever, if their profile write up is 3 pages long with divaesque requirements
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21 close up cock pics taken in the bathroom. |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
Ikea flat pack instructions |
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"What is the biggest turn off on a profile? I'm not asking about mine I mean in general. I want to know is there something you see on a profile that makes scroll on by and never go back again.of course 895 veris in a year, women and couples not looking for men, if it says no tanned people, if they're into pain, if they won't share face pics ever, if their profile write up is 3 pages long with divaesque requirements "
Wonky mirrors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the biggest turn off on a profile? I'm not asking about mine I mean in general. I want to know is there something you see on a profile that makes scroll on by and never go back again.of course 895 veris in a year, women and couples not looking for men, if it says no tanned people, if they're into pain, if they won't share face pics ever, if their profile write up is 3 pages long with divaesque requirements
Wonky mirrors "
wonky mirrors are down to fitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A profile full of cock pics, everyone virtually the same.
A profile with just cock pics.
A profile with a cock and spunk dripping out.
A profile with a spunk filled condom hanging off a cock.
A profile with a cock measured against a remote/lynx can.
A profile with no bio.
A profile with "fill in later".
A profile with "I don't bite" etc.
A profile with a picture of a shoe.
A profile with no verifications.
That's it for now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just ask.
Will fill in later.
I don't bite unless asked.
Legal disclaimers that means fuck all.
Extreme close ups of cocks and fanny's.
As above but with cum dripping out.
Gaping pics.
Cock pics that clearly show an active std (yes I really have seen this)
Arrogance.
VWE or BBC.
Bloody hell, I think I'll stop there or I'll be writing for a good while yet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have curves, if you don't like it, jog on"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd say mine is the worst...
Ever....
or maybe I'm just trying to gain Profile views  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It doesn't really matter what is on the profile (although it certainly helps) if the person behind it has the personality of a dead fish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It doesn't really matter what is on the profile (although it certainly helps) if the person behind it has the personality of a dead fish "
an old trout then?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No face pic no reply. - i dont want to send a face pic before we have even chatted to each other.
Must be taller than me - iam a short arse so thats me out of luck as i like taller women as well as shorter.
Havent tried MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF yet? - really but one less male has been achieved huh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It doesn't really matter what is on the profile (although it certainly helps) if the person behind it has the personality of a dead fish an old trout then?"
Dont do yourself down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I have curves, if you don't like it, jog on" "
This is also a personel favourite.
As well as
I dont do txt speak blah blah blah and then use lol.
I actually think i might ne guilty of this..  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Profiles with ranting in block capitals and a clearly negative vibe are instantly discarded. |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"21 close up cock pics taken in the bathroom. "
I thought this was obligatory  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It doesn't really matter what is on the profile (although it certainly helps) if the person behind it has the personality of a dead fish an old trout then?
Dont do yourself down "
Hey I'm a sea bass or a sturgeon at worst |
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Long r_mbling profile text and photos of cybermen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones that type the way they speak, ‘wil try owt wonce’ types, I understand auto mistakes or if someone has dyslexia but there’s a difference between that and just plain laziness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Looking for my Mr Grey""
Or calling themselves Mr Grey... *rolls eyes* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles where the man had a pic of them sticking their tongues out lol
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Long r_mbling profile text and photos of cybermen! "
Cybermen need sex too |
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If they contain action shots....no thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Manky genitals and
no profile text, or so little it might as well not be there.
Why are you even on here? |
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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago
Where the streets have no name |
The more cock's pictures from different angles, the better...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All of the above + toilet pics |
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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago
Where the streets have no name |
"All of the above + toilet pics"
Nothing sexier than an open loo down on the background. Better if the picture is taking before flushing...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Birdsnest cock pics.
Scraggley ball hair.
Photos on a single mans profile that feature women with the man's hand on her behind. Those are her photos, not his! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vegetables shoved up holes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All of the above + toilet pics
Nothing sexier than an open loo down on the background. Better if the picture is taking before flushing... "
Ew |
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"I want my girlfriend to be used by strangers, she doesn't know I'm on here and I want to surprise her..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Naked except for socks.
Trousers/jeans down by their ankles.
Dirty hands or nails.
Shouty capitals in their profile text.
Lists of NO.
Negativity.
I think i'm done now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont like profiles with pics of them shagging other people personally. |
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"“Send a face picture or I won’t reply” when they don’t have a single picture on their profile. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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entitlement (from both sexes)
a list of do's & dont's like the fkin magna carta
pictures of womens shoes (some profiles are like the shoe section of littlewoods catalogue)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those who write entire paragraphs without any commas or full stops. It annoys the absolute crap out of me.
Those who insist on god like athletes, 6 packs, 10" dicks, repeat cummers and can fuck for hours. Deluded fools.... You click on their profile verifications and the people they have slept with are the complete opposite to what they seek. Whats all that about?
Those who insist on hotel meets. Is my house not good enough?
Those who advertise bareback gangbangs. Fuck that shit!
Profiles that take an hour to read.
Thats it for now, i think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked except for socks.
Trousers/jeans down by their ankles.
Dirty hands or nails.
Shouty capitals in their profile text.
Lists of NO.
Negativity.
I think i'm done now "
I'm going to instigate all of these on my profile! |
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Graphic pictures. The one way to guarantee I won’t reply. Especially when they’re all of different people - I don’t want to be there in the gallery thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cum dribbling out of an open mouth.
It’s not the fact it’s cum or anything, it’s because I don’t like seeing dribble/spit or anything like that. I can’t watch folk clean their teeth and spit as it makes me feel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked except for socks.
Trousers/jeans down by their ankles.
Dirty hands or nails.
Shouty capitals in their profile text.
Lists of NO.
Negativity.
I think i'm done now
I'm going to instigate all of these on my profile!"
Oh you instigator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears "
I like your profile |
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"Text talk.
Snapchat filters.
Her written by Him and vice versa.
Sydney University.
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Exactly what I was going to say! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Probably mine.. I'm a moaning faced git, even I wouldn't want to meet me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profile picture with a close up of one eye ....... |
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"Profiles where the man had a pic of them sticking their tongues out lol
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This too! I mean what is that about?!
Lengthy couples profile saying what they do what and wrote h3y Him or Her
Cock next to a remote control pic
No veris but been on here long enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Close ups of anything resembling a gorilla post mortem.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please put imaknobheadrandomshit in the message title so I know you’ve read the profile."
Ummmmm, we have that but it's a bit of fun seeing guys trying to an answer.
In all honesty we don't pay attention whether it's used or not, although it works as a filter, if anyone likes JB they're probably not going to enjoy our fuxktime playlist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When The Sydney University spiel is longer then the personal write up, that really irritates me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles where the man had a pic of them sticking their tongues out lol
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Yup to this one.
Just makes me cringe and I always wonder if they brush their tongue, I don’t know why. |
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Lack of profile text e.g. 'hi' or 'Will fill later'. What have I got to work off with that? Gives me no indication is someone will be my cup of tea or not. |
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"heavy cummer"
Makes me think of some kind of thick nursery school glue combined with the smell of bathroom sealant... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears
I like your profile "
You didn't like my vanilla one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pussy pics.. really get on my.. nerves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears
I like your profile
You didn't like my vanilla one "
I'm sure that's true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine never gets many positive reviews |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But then again I don't give a flying fuck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine never gets many positive reviews "
Hahaha I wonder why |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont care i rarelly read them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snapchat filters
Pictures that are clearly screen grabbed!
No text - who are you? What are you looking for?
1000 cock photos from the same angle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky remote control pics!"
Damn it i was gonna get sky just for this |
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I was here before so i know how it works or know the score |
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"Sky remote control pics!
Damn it i was gonna get sky just for this"
Could try a Pepsi can instead ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky remote control pics!
Damn it i was gonna get sky just for this
Could try a Pepsi can instead !"
I was thinky stubby bud can |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Pictures of cum filled condoms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carrying on the contradiction theme - some women hating cock pics yet have their beef curtains hanging out on public photos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male profiles with pictures of them getting blow jobs. Do the women in the pics know there photos are being used, not to mention it is against site rules. |
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"Sky remote control pics!
Damn it i was gonna get sky just for this
Could try a Pepsi can instead !
I was thinky stubby bud can"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky remote control pics!
Damn it i was gonna get sky just for this
Could try a Pepsi can instead !
I was thinky stubby bud can
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im not putting it in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Negativity is a big one. List of things you have to adhere to and sending face pics before you’ve even said hello when they have one photo of their big ass boobs and nothing else.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Negativity is a big one. List of things you have to adhere to and sending face pics before you’ve even said hello when they have one photo of their big ass boobs and nothing else.
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You’d love mine it says don’t contact me, don’t ask me to take you to a club and don’t contact me (just to bang Home the message) |
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People with blank profiles who say they won't respond to blank profiles.
Profiles with photos that are blurry or of extremely poor quality. It's 2018, most people own a smartphone and it just makes you look like you have something to hide.
Profiles which give absolutely nothing away but then have updates complaining that they never get meets and everyone's stuck up. Put some effort into your profile.
The Sydney University copy/paste paragraph.
Massively long profiles which tell you absolutely nothing about that person and send you to sleep before you get to the end of reading it.
Woe-is-me profiles which are incredibly negative. I don't want to be around negative people in normal life. If I'm meeting for sex I don't want to be surrounded by negativity either.
People who have public face pics on their profile, state they cannot accomodate, state they're single in their profile and have constant updates on said profile which also state they're single yet you've seen them out and about in your local area with their partner (happened a few times). Like, it's nobody's business if you're married/attached but if you're easily going to be uncovered as a liar it doesn't say much about your level of discretion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Negativity is a big one. List of things you have to adhere to and sending face pics before you’ve even said hello when they have one photo of their big ass boobs and nothing else.
You’d love mine it says don’t contact me, don’t ask me to take you to a club and don’t contact me (just to bang Home the message) "
and also hidden just to really highlight your personality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1"Profiles" that sound like job appplications (jump through hoops)
2:Scrolling through a 2000 word essay of which only 200 words apply to you (...bruh)
3 Cuntish rants (shhhh)
4 BLOCK CAPS!!! (I get it, you're annoying now)
5 blank...with a generic swntence. (So hott!) 
Due to the nature of this site i can see how damaging it can be for some. The amount of harassment some people have to deal with speaks volumes in of itself.
Still, we are here to enjoy ourselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine never gets many positive reviews
Hahaha I wonder why "
You secretly loves it you do! |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
Deep in the New Forest |
Seen one today that was a single female profile. But in the text she stated that she only meets with her husband  ... so why not have a couples profile? So I guess what gets my back up is just people that can't be honest and play by the rules. Doesn't take much if you are genuine. |
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"Negativity is a big one. List of things you have to adhere to and sending face pics before you’ve even said hello when they have one photo of their big ass boobs and nothing else.
You’d love mine it says don’t contact me, don’t ask me to take you to a club and don’t contact me (just to bang Home the message) "
I use my negativity both as a guide to how to interest me, and to see who's read my profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Text talk.
Snapchat filters.
Her written by Him and vice versa.
Sydney University.
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Yes, all of the above! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears
I like your profile
You didn't like my vanilla one
I'm sure that's true"
It would never have worked out between us. Mainly because I'm a twat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles with dozens of pics of their cock/bum/boobs from slightly different angles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles with dozens of pics of their cock/bum/boobs from slightly different angles "
However vaginas are welcome straight in my inbox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles with dozens of pics of their cock/bum/boobs from slightly different angles "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Negativity is a big one. List of things you have to adhere to and sending face pics before you’ve even said hello when they have one photo of their big ass boobs and nothing else.
You’d love mine it says don’t contact me, don’t ask me to take you to a club and don’t contact me (just to bang Home the message) and also hidden just to really highlight your personality "
Of course! Still get messages off the forums though... how to get my negativity across on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Will fill in later” is another one.
When they put silly emojis/pics/effects or a scribble over their tattoos, just looks dumb to be honest.
Much easier & looks nicer to blur the tattoos out or put a black square over them!
Poor quality photos that look like they were taken 10 years ago. |
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"I don’t bite unless you want me to. Soooooo annoying "
That phase as always made me cringe ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1"Profiles" that sound like job appplications (jump through hoops)
2:Scrolling through a 2000 word essay of which only 200 words apply to you (...bruh)
3 Cuntish rants (shhhh)
4 BLOCK CAPS!!! (I get it, you're annoying now)
5 blank...with a generic swntence. (So hott!)
Due to the nature of this site i can see how damaging it can be for some. The amount of harassment some people have to deal with speaks volumes in of itself.
Still, we are here to enjoy ourselves. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears
I like your profile
You didn't like my vanilla one
I'm sure that's true
It would never have worked out between us. Mainly because I'm a twat."
Better than being a twunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1"Profiles" that sound like job appplications (jump through hoops)
2:Scrolling through a 2000 word essay of which only 200 words apply to you (...bruh)
3 Cuntish rants (shhhh)
4 BLOCK CAPS!!! (I get it, you're annoying now)
5 blank...with a generic swntence. (So hott!)
Due to the nature of this site i can see how damaging it can be for some. The amount of harassment some people have to deal with speaks volumes in of itself.
Still, we are here to enjoy ourselves.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears
I like your profile
You didn't like my vanilla one
I'm sure that's true
It would never have worked out between us. Mainly because I'm a twat.
Better than being a twunt "
Hey that’s my nickname. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears
I like your profile
You didn't like my vanilla one
I'm sure that's true
It would never have worked out between us. Mainly because I'm a twat.
Better than being a twunt
Hey that’s my nickname. "
Aww that's cute (special) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears
I like your profile
You didn't like my vanilla one
I'm sure that's true
It would never have worked out between us. Mainly because I'm a twat.
Better than being a twunt
Hey that’s my nickname.
Aww that's cute (special)"
That’s my other one... special joey... stop it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 10/09/18 23:18:35] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those who write entire paragraphs without any commas or full stops. It annoys the absolute crap out of me.
Those who insist on god like athletes, 6 packs, 10" dicks, repeat cummers and can fuck for hours. Deluded fools.... You click on their profile verifications and the people they have slept with are the complete opposite to what they seek. Whats all that about?
Those who insist on hotel meets. Is my house not good enough?
Those who advertise bareback gangbangs. Fuck that shit!
Profiles that take an hour to read.
Thats it for now, i think "
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Very fat women saying they've got curves. No, you have fat.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very fat women saying they've got curves. No, you have fat...."
Aren’t you delightful... |
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"Very fat women saying they've got curves. No, you have fat...."
Conversely, profiles which declare that they're only interested in women under a certain dress size and everyone else is fat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very fat women saying they've got curves. No, you have fat....
Conversely, profiles which declare that they're only interested in women under a certain dress size and everyone else is fat. "
Saying they are here with permission, or HAD a couples profiles: pull the other one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ones that dictate everything they want, but give little info back ......
And the fill in later.......... joined 6 months ago crowd lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears
I like your profile
You didn't like my vanilla one
I'm sure that's true
It would never have worked out between us. Mainly because I'm a twat.
Better than being a twunt
Hey that’s my nickname.
Aww that's cute (special)
That’s my other one... special joey... stop it"
Ok sweetcheeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not playing owned by xxxx"
"Only here for the forums"
"Profile hidden"
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""Not playing owned by xxxx"
"Only here for the forums"
"Profile hidden"
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I can understand the "Only here for..." comments. Some people have been here for a while but life moves on, they may not be meeting anymore but still pop in to perv the pictures and wank to the stories. It's a quick line that sets expectations quickly so that those looking to message don't waste their time.
My pet peeve is photos that look like they belong in a gynacology text book. Step back from the camera, literally. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People with the usual shizzles like #youknowwhoyouare
#idon'tbiteunlessaskedto
#treatherwithrespect
But the biggest turn off its the discrepancy between what they have written on their profile and their verifications.
Like : I am a classy lady and don't graphic. Then you check the veri and John from Surrey explained in details how he did her holes and even added in the end of the verification #treatherwithrespect guys
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vegetables shoved up holes! "
omg the infamous cucumber pic
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, I have had this problem a lot. They also have age restrictions and auto block so I cant really see the point in them looking.
Also had problems from 2 weymouth ladies calling me a knob for blocking them after one said she was not interested. Pointed out that I had blocked for the reason of not pestering them or contacting them again. Abuse form them both. Avoiding weymouth women now. |
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Lady bits/rear hole everything pulled wide open jizz dripping out, beer cans up there, weird growth things on them is it a wart or what |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lady bits/rear hole everything pulled wide open jizz dripping out, beer cans up there, weird growth things on them is it a wart or what "
omg I'm having a bacon medallion bap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lady bits/rear hole everything pulled wide open jizz dripping out, beer cans up there, weird growth things on them is it a wart or what omg I'm having a bacon medallion bap
Good job not a kebab nooooooooo the meer thought of that as a potential food product makes me heave
I know couldn't stomach one, dead meat on a knitting needle ewwwww turning turning turning I was thinking bobbin though "
Lol |
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"A profile full of cock pics, everyone virtually the same.
A profile with just cock pics.
A profile with a cock and spunk dripping out.
A profile with a spunk filled condom hanging off a cock.
A profile with a cock measured against a remote/lynx can.
A profile with no bio.
A profile with "fill in later".
A profile with "I don't bite" etc.
A profile with a picture of a shoe.
A profile with no verifications.
That's it for now "
I’m Outside your settings so can't say this privately but it has to be said. You have the most amazing breasts I’ve ever seen on here.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm reading all this and feeling so much better about myself |
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Couple profiles where only the male is "playing now" there seem to be more and more of them appearing. |
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Omg just seen the most disgusting profile update, feel physically sick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears
I like your profile
You didn't like my vanilla one
I'm sure that's true
It would never have worked out between us. Mainly because I'm a twat.
Better than being a twunt "
You have a good point. I'll try not to be a twunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All the above re gynaecological pics.
Plus 'Nervous', 'New', 'Wanting experience' yes we all were new fabbers once, but makes me laugh when used by folks who have been on over a year and have a dozen veris full of raunchy detail.
Makes me wonder what they will be up to once they have that magic 'experience'
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is the classic example. Grinds every fuckers gears
I like your profile
You didn't like my vanilla one
I'm sure that's true
It would never have worked out between us. Mainly because I'm a twat.
Better than being a twunt
You have a good point. I'll try not to be a twunt "
Excellent, no one likes a twunt |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Gaping.
I don’t much like seeing what they had for breakfast. I pretty much avoid hotpics"
Vegetable insertions... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A profile full of cock pics, everyone virtually the same.
A profile with just cock pics.
A profile with a cock and spunk dripping out.
A profile with a spunk filled condom hanging off a cock.
A profile with a cock measured against a remote/lynx can.
A profile with no bio.
A profile with "fill in later".
A profile with "I don't bite" etc.
A profile with a picture of a shoe.
A profile with no verifications.
That's it for now
I’m Outside your settings so can't say this privately but it has to be said. You have the most amazing breasts I’ve ever seen on here.
X"
Thanks so much, appreciated |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
Fantasies and/or Scenarios
I’m gone.
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi
I am a XX year old straight woman and I am looking to meet men"
Loads of into there love! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the biggest turn off on a profile? I'm not asking about mine I mean in general. I want to know is there something you see on a profile that makes scroll on by and never go back again."
Dick pics and only dick pics on their profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Hi
I am a XX year old straight woman and I am looking to meet men"
Loads of into there love!"
They're not even the ones who put that. It's a site generated text, for people who don't put anything on their profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The really outrageously in your face usernames coupled with profiles all totally focused on sex, cock pics to the fore and status saying who wants a fuck now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gaping.
I don’t much like seeing what they had for breakfast. I pretty much avoid hotpics"
This! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Graphic photos
No public photos
Text speak
Negativity of any sort
Shouty capital letters
Long list of do's and don't's
One line profile text
The list is endless, guess I'm very fussy eh
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Graphic photos
No public photos
Text speak
Negativity of any sort
Shouty capital letters
Long list of do's and don't's
One line profile text
The list is endless, guess I'm very fussy eh
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I like fussy xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Graphic photos
No public photos
Text speak
Negativity of any sort
Shouty capital letters
Long list of do's and don't's
One line profile text
The list is endless, guess I'm very fussy eh
I like fussy xx"
I like to chill out |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Graphic photos
No public photos
Text speak
Negativity of any sort
Shouty capital letters
Long list of do's and don't's
One line profile text
The list is endless, guess I'm very fussy eh
I like fussy xx
I like to chill out "
And I enjoy chilling out with fussy people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People sending you lovely messages and when you try and reply you can’t due to age restrictions.
Also ladies who demand face pics before chatting and won’t reciprocate |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"People sending you lovely messages and when you try and reply you can’t due to age restrictions.
Also ladies who demand face pics before chatting and won’t reciprocate "
I thought if they message you first it over rides the filters? |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"People sending you lovely messages and when you try and reply you can’t due to age restrictions.
Also ladies who demand face pics before chatting and won’t reciprocate
I thought if they message you first it over rides the filters? "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People sending you lovely messages and when you try and reply you can’t due to age restrictions.
Also ladies who demand face pics before chatting and won’t reciprocate
I thought if they message you first it over rides the filters? "
It does, which is why I don't reply to a lot of messages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When looking at couples profiles the thing that puts us off is couples who don’t meet single guys.
From experience these couples are usually the ones who are after a FFM and will happily try to have one on a MFMF meet which doesn’t end well
A couple who have a good mix of veris from both singles and couples are more for us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'I've been here before so I know what it's all about,' similarly, 'I've been here before but this is a new account so I've lost all my veris' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must send face picture otherwise won’t reply yet they have no pictures |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must send face picture otherwise won’t reply yet they have no pictures "
You are single vs couple. We are a couple and been asked many times to send face pics. We don't send them and don't expect it from others. We foubd video chat works better and it's a guarantee for both sides that all of us are genuine people.
We found lots of mentioned by others things annoying us. We have age restriction but people send us messages and if we have time, we reply politely we aren't interested in.
I hate men profiles with millions of cock pics. Cmon there are many sexy parts of the body to show us
I don't mind if the profile description is long. I like reading
All the pics with the action without the condoms! Omg! We decided to skip the profile and find someone else.
We are relatively new to this scene but patient |
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"When looking at couples profiles the thing that puts us off is couples who don’t meet single guys.
From experience these couples are usually the ones who are after a FFM and will happily try to have one on a MFMF meet which doesn’t end well
A couple who have a good mix of veris from both singles and couples are more for us."
We've no interest on FFM, we prefer MFMF fun for all. MFM is indulgent but not our main focus as we like to flirt & have couples fun, works well for us x |
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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago
Camberley/Middleton |
Sparse boring one line profiles or worse one line ones with 10 lines of university warnings so bland. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Graphic pictures ... and demand and arrogance and ... |
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"What is the biggest turn off on a profile? I'm not asking about mine I mean in general. I want to know is there something you see on a profile that makes scroll on by and never go back again."
People who tell single males 3 times not to message them in their profile, and threaten to block them.
Just filter them for gods sake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman on the bed looking hot but tissues and rubbish scattered all around the room and on chair next to bed dirty washing piled up |
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Cock covered with condom full of cum -there's really no need to include such pics.
Comments on quality not quantity -have as much as you'd like, I'm not judge mental.
Anti-man rants on a guy's profiles, usually because some have messaged them offering a blow job. They go OTT trying to prove their heterosexuality.
When pics are like jigsaw puzzle pieces, but I still feel I've not got the full picture and am clueless how they look.
Angry status updates |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Animals on bed while they are in the act........ Just noooooo |
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By *mblinMan
over a year ago
aberdeen |
""heavy cummer"
Makes me think of some kind of thick nursery school glue combined with the smell of bathroom sealant... "
Brings back memories of art classes and the scent of copydex... bawfin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Close up of mens or women's feet omg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No pics or info I mean why |
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