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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How long you got..... think the one where he had told me he had been to the dogs ... meaning the racing and had actually been to a greedy girl night and met me after smelling of chlorine 
A single guy friend of ours let it slip in conversation the truth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything."
Mine was the same..
Made for a confusing life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.
Mine was the same..
Made for a confusing life"
Imagine the stories we could tell over a large glass of wine  |
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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.
Jesus I could fill up 175 just on my own  "
I would love to hear them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything."
This!!!! I can easily tell when he's lying even now, 5 years later - his lips are moving!!!!! Not a nice person or "father" to my beauty |
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"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.
Jesus I could fill up 175 just on my own "
I think the small lies were worse than the really big ones but the big ones were the dumbest because they were bound to be discovered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.
Mine was the same..
Made for a confusing life"
God must be lots of them around as mine was as well x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex disappeared around new years eve after a bust up. I phoned and received a foreign ring tone. When I challenged her she claimed it was because she was on the isle if wight with a girlfriend .
Was actually Cologne with her new fella  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven’t called you and abused / accused you
.... errr.... my phone says your number and the time / length of the call!!!! oh yes - it’s your voice too 
DUMB-ASS! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Why is your fetish wear in my suitcase for a business trip?
I’m taking it to the tip as you don’t wear it any more’
Just why even string the words together??
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
I was confused, it was the wine that made me do it.... Hmmmm
“Oh so the conversation they just sent me that dated over the last 6months upto an hour ago was all the wines doing. Fuck I best have some eh”
Was I think, how it went.
Some people are really shit when the truth hits them square on.  |
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"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.
Mine was the same..
Made for a confusing life
God must be lots of them around as mine was as well x "
Yep, I had one of those too.
He would always deny he'd been drinking when a) he couldn't walk straight, b) my sense of smell works just fine.
I'm not sure he himself knows what reality is. |
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I rush up stairs to the bedroom. I ask my wife '' are you still seeing and shagging your lover'' ? ''no she reply's'' ''Then why is his car parked outside, coat on the banister, and his feet is sticking out from under the bed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One told me he was on boot camp for 2 weeks.when he Was in america with his mam had photos on his face book. Boarding pass in his bag yet still denied it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh god where do I start ?? Psycho bitch springs to mind, a used condom on our bedroom floor when we didn't use them ?? And no one had been round ?? Righto lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheated on Christmas Day evening said she was with her dad . Went to pictures with girlfriend but no she’s with a bloke and nowhere near a cinema just two of the long list of lies from ex-wife . Still it’s made me stay single ever since as I won’t go through that again  |
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"One told me he was on boot camp for 2 weeks.when he Was in america with his mam had photos on his face book. Boarding pass in his bag yet still denied it.
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It's the Kim Philby method. He said even if they have photographic evidence of you doing something, deny it. Eventually it makes you start to doubt yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything."
And I'm with you on this!! If I had alday I could tell some that would blow the rest out the water!! 1 ended with a night in the cells an 12 months on bail lol |
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My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.
I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.
Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love you
I mean i think he believed it ... but you dont treat people like that when you love them "
I agree but they do.. it's not a lie to them I dont think? |
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"My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.
I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.
Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.
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you have to laugh.
One spectacular one wasn't told to me but the manager of our bank. I won't go in to exact detail but it involved having to get his parents out of a country that had recently come under the control of a dictator and him borrowing a lot of money on the strength of that. His parents were staying in our house at the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This will date me,
My first wife's bit on the side's phone number made it onto our Friends and Family BT list, but she still denied it!"
Wow that made me smile ... shows our age! |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"This will date me,
My first wife's bit on the side's phone number made it onto our Friends and Family BT list, but she still denied it!"
Haha. My dad once accused my mum when checking their phone bill about a number he didn't recognise. It was several weeks later when I found out and had to point out it was my landline. And it was him who called me to try and sort out a computer issue. Not embarrasing much... |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.
Mine was the same..
Made for a confusing life
God must be lots of them around as mine was as well x "
Has everyone checked it's not the same person? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That he had moved to Devon but the new pic he had as his profile on WhatsApp showed Portsmouth in the background.
If you are going to lie you have to take care of the detail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That he had moved to Devon but the new pic he had as his profile on WhatsApp showed Portsmouth in the background.
If you are going to lie you have to take care of the detail "
And have a good memory.
Unfortunately as mine was also an alcoholic his memory was also a little fuzzy.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.
I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.
Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.
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sounds like a total naccistic person. They do twist it around. Make you think your going nuts... when in reality you just know.
So hard to get out of too. And they normally make you out somehow to be the one in the wrong to others |
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Before I met Mr K I briefly went out with a guy who was in his words 'all about the truth'. He said he was 39 but then mentioned he had watched the 1970 Mexico world cup in the school hall and how brilliant it was...it meant he was about 10 years older than he'd said.
He also said he was a private chef and travelled the world on tour with bands and on yachts and he said he owned a 5 bed house in East London. Turned out he worked in 'spoons as a barman and rented a bedsit above the pub.
When I called him out on his lies and finished with him he said he had ambitions and so it wasn't lying...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That he had moved to Devon but the new pic he had as his profile on WhatsApp showed Portsmouth in the background.
If you are going to lie you have to take care of the detail
And have a good memory.
Unfortunately as mine was also an alcoholic his memory was also a little fuzzy.."
Mine wasn't an alcoholic but I realised after he walked away after 5 months with no reason that his whole persona was a lie. He carefully found out everything I wanted in a man and pretended to be that man. He seems to find a "special person" victim each year on here and changes persona to fit what they want. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Not me, but an friend had been dating a guy who said he was a widower. However after a couple of messages from another female she did a bit if digging. The next time the guy showed up she caught him off guard with "Glad to see your dead wife got better. Must have been hard for her getting that promotion last week"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another FAB fantasist told me he couldn't host as an ex had set light to his house with him in it and had been given a 10 year prison sentence so he didn't tell anyone his address now.
Lies like this may have worked before Google was invented but not in 2018! |
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Went out with a guy that told me his wife had died of a brain tumour & that he couldn’t invite me over as her parents lived with him as they wanted to be near where she died and keep him company!! The story was very detailed and went on for months......I was only 18 at the time and our first date was the same day my Grandma had died!! He picked me up literally as I’d taken the phone call from my Dad!! Told him I wouldn’t be in a very good mood and that my grandma had just died of a brain tumour.......and his bullshit started from that second onwards lol!!
Bizarrely, his wife wasn’t dead!! And even more bizarrely 10years later myself and the not so dead wife ended up being acquaintances via some mutual friends.....I never told her what he had said as she had already divorced him and was married to someone else!! Plus then, I’d have had to admit sleeping with her ex husband whilst she was married to him and that type of conversation never ends well......
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
The dumbest lie my ex told was when I'd questioned a very obvious lie of hers, and as she was trying to squirm out of it she said, "Yeah, but no, but..".
I said to her, "Did you actually just say, yeah but no, but?". Of course she lied and said, "NO!", and then tried to convince me she hadn't said what I'd just heard.
Being with a pathological liar is fabulous fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wasn't exactly a lie, but he 'forgot' to tell me he had a child.
He only told me when I asked about a photo when I was at his house otherwise I'd probably never have known.
Unsurprisingly we didn't last long.
I will stress not because he had a child. |
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"Wasn't exactly a lie, but he 'forgot' to tell me he had a child.
He only told me when I asked about a photo when I was at his house otherwise I'd probably never have known.
Unsurprisingly we didn't last long.
I will stress not because he had a child. "
My ex did the same. I knew about one child, but I didn't know about the one that was about six months younger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I worked in Chichester in the 1980s a girl I knew moved in with a guy from Scotland, who went home every 2 weeks to see his kids from a former marriage, about 6 months later his Ex wife turned up at the door, only she wasn't Ex are all, she just thought he was working away from home and turned up to surprise him! |
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Talking about lying about children. Did anyone see that woman who lied to an ex claiming that a friend's child was hers? She claimed maintenance from him and even managed somehow to get him access to the boy at weekends. The man was heartbroken when he discovered the truth |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
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"Talking about lying about children. Did anyone see that woman who lied to an ex claiming that a friend's child was hers? She claimed maintenance from him and even managed somehow to get him access to the boy at weekends. The man was heartbroken when he discovered the truth"
Yes, I saw it. What she did was disgusting. |
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"My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.
I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.
Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.
sounds like a total naccistic person. They do twist it around. Make you think your going nuts... when in reality you just know.
So hard to get out of too. And they normally make you out somehow to be the one in the wrong to others "
Gas lighters is what they are |
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Blimey I’ve got millions from various ex’s .......... we can’t sell the house ...... why he was still with the ex but it turned out she wasn’t an ex .... still very much together ..... I was young and impressionable ha ha |
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"Talking about lying about children. Did anyone see that woman who lied to an ex claiming that a friend's child was hers? She claimed maintenance from him and even managed somehow to get him access to the boy at weekends. The man was heartbroken when he discovered the truth
Yes, I saw it. What she did was disgusting."
Lots of lying is disgusting. It hurts people and causes them to doubt themselves.
We all lie, it's what oils the wheels of social interaction. "Pleased to meet you" falls easily from your mouth even though sometimes you're anything but. It's the big and small lies with the intent to manipulate that cause the damage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.
I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.
Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.
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My ex was a Narcissists aswell! Fits this to a T! Full of self bravado and importance, always turned things around made me feel bad and question myself, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another FAB fantasist told me he couldn't host as an ex had set light to his house with him in it and had been given a 10 year prison sentence so he didn't tell anyone his address now.
Lies like this may have worked before Google was invented but not in 2018!"
 I'll use that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a chick move in with another guy! Telling him i was a lodger! I later found out shed slept with 7 other guys, 5 in one week while on a girly holiday!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That the empty wine glass I found in our house with lipstick on , she was just a friend. Yeah right.  .
Maybe it was his? Lol"
He went on to marry her (though they subsequently divorced when she had an affair) and it wasn’t his colour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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* Let's go to the travel agents and pick any destination. Money no object because I won a big bet.
Reality: he was a brickies labourer on £250 a week before tax and there was no bet!
*same ex... I own this riverside apartment with two balconies and all the mod cons.
Reality: that Apartment belongs to his parents and he sleeps in their spare room.
* same ex... I'll always love and look after you babe.
Reality: he stalked me, wanted to know where I was at all times. Before we lived together he used to turn up on my doorstep uninvited and unannounced every day. Even randomly turn up with his son and expecting him to stay and me cook/feed the pair of them without even asking beforehand.
Tried making me give up my career, banned me from using public transport, sent abusive text because I took 10 mins to reply to his text... why? He didn't want any man talking to me, didn't want any man sitting next to or near me on public transport and I work in construction so he didn't want that career to continue.
Oh he ripped up my dresses, took my phone off me every time we went to bed and before i used the bathroom. Smashed up my bedroom and tried to use a thick heavy folder to smash down onto my head. My son walked into the room as he was in mid-swing. That was the final straw. I ended it and told he to leave before I called the police.
But apparently he says he's a nice guy who would adore and care for me!
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By *eejay2015Woman
over a year ago
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"My ex was a pathological liar. I can't decide which lie was the worst because he couldn't tell the truth about anything.
Mine was the same..
Made for a confusing life"
My last partner was the same.
He told me and two other women he cheated on me with, the same lies too.... How did it go.... Oh yes "I've never been in love before, I've never taken a woman home to meet family, I see in my crystal ball that you'll be my wife in a few years". I heard that in September 2012, I remember it like yesterday. I loved him & he broke my heart when he cheated. |
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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"* Let's go to the travel agents and pick any destination. Money no object because I won a big bet.
Reality: he was a brickies labourer on £250 a week before tax and there was no bet!
*same ex... I own this riverside apartment with two balconies and all the mod cons.
Reality: that Apartment belongs to his parents and he sleeps in their spare room.
* same ex... I'll always love and look after you babe.
Reality: he stalked me, wanted to know where I was at all times. Before we lived together he used to turn up on my doorstep uninvited and unannounced every day. Even randomly turn up with his son and expecting him to stay and me cook/feed the pair of them without even asking beforehand.
Tried making me give up my career, banned me from using public transport, sent abusive text because I took 10 mins to reply to his text... why? He didn't want any man talking to me, didn't want any man sitting next to or near me on public transport and I work in construction so he didn't want that career to continue.
Oh he ripped up my dresses, took my phone off me every time we went to bed and before i used the bathroom. Smashed up my bedroom and tried to use a thick heavy folder to smash down onto my head. My son walked into the room as he was in mid-swing. That was the final straw. I ended it and told he to leave before I called the police.
But apparently he says he's a nice guy who would adore and care for me!
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This guy sounds like a nutter. Do you still hear from him? Did you report what he did to the police |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"* Let's go to the travel agents and pick any destination. Money no object because I won a big bet.
Reality: he was a brickies labourer on £250 a week before tax and there was no bet!
*same ex... I own this riverside apartment with two balconies and all the mod cons.
Reality: that Apartment belongs to his parents and he sleeps in their spare room.
* same ex... I'll always love and look after you babe.
Reality: he stalked me, wanted to know where I was at all times. Before we lived together he used to turn up on my doorstep uninvited and unannounced every day. Even randomly turn up with his son and expecting him to stay and me cook/feed the pair of them without even asking beforehand.
Tried making me give up my career, banned me from using public transport, sent abusive text because I took 10 mins to reply to his text... why? He didn't want any man talking to me, didn't want any man sitting next to or near me on public transport and I work in construction so he didn't want that career to continue.
Oh he ripped up my dresses, took my phone off me every time we went to bed and before i used the bathroom. Smashed up my bedroom and tried to use a thick heavy folder to smash down onto my head. My son walked into the room as he was in mid-swing. That was the final straw. I ended it and told he to leave before I called the police.
But apparently he says he's a nice guy who would adore and care for me!
This guy sounds like a nutter. Do you still hear from him? Did you report what he did to the police "
I did for awhile. He would call but not say why he was calling. Kept doing it so I blocked him in the end. Then his parents called me asking for their t.v. back! . Turned out the tv set he gave me as a gift was his parents! He had taken out of their spare room without permission.
He hasn't told his parents why I broke up with him. After I told then everything, they told me I could keep the t.v. as a apology gift from them. I told them they had nothing to apologies for. I told them their son needs professional help and left it at that. Next heard from any of them again.
I've seen on social media he's married with another child. I wasn't surprised because he kept pestering me to marry him and have another baby! I wonder if he's violent to his wife. So far I've kept out of it. Should I of? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another FAB fantasist told me he couldn't host as an ex had set light to his house with him in it and had been given a 10 year prison sentence so he didn't tell anyone his address now.
Lies like this may have worked before Google was invented but not in 2018!
I'll use that "
He might have patented it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex was a pathological liar, and always managed to turn things round onto me, making me to be the one in the wrong, feel guilty for doubting/questioning him.
I actually thought at one point I was loosing my mind.
Too many lies to list, but the biggest has got to be that he was mugged on the way back from the bank having just drawn out a very large sum of cash to pay the employees, was so traumatised he couldn't think straight so ended up in the pub til closing time, and totaly forgot to call the police.
My ex was a Narcissists aswell! Fits this to a T! Full of self bravado and importance, always turned things around made me feel bad and question myself,"
My first fuckbuddy was a Narcissist...and only used me so that he could get into clubs cheaper as a couple than a single guy |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
My cheating ex couldn't answer the question 'where did you sleep last night?' Don't know, I can't remember.
'So where the hell did you fucking wake up this morning?' I got the bastard with that question
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"My cheating ex couldn't answer the question 'where did you sleep last night?' Don't know, I can't remember.
'So where the hell did you fucking wake up this morning?' I got the bastard with that question
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you should be working for a secret service MI6. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"My cheating ex couldn't answer the question 'where did you sleep last night?' Don't know, I can't remember.
'So where the hell did you fucking wake up this morning?' I got the bastard with that question
you should be working for a secret service MI6."
Well he wouldn’t answer it, so was out on the street that afternoon |
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