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Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy. |
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"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."
Dont throw out the boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts you might feel the urge to get crafty  |
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"Haha, I'll help, I can be a terribly strict disciplinarian when it comes to sorting 'i think I'll use this someday,' clutter out.
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Oh god, you’re a mountaineer as well! In between bin bags and boxes we can check out your, um, rappelling technique and hand jamming...  |
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"Haha, I'll help, I can be a terribly strict disciplinarian when it comes to sorting 'i think I'll use this someday,' clutter out.
Oh god, you’re a mountaineer as well! In between bin bags and boxes we can check out your, um, rappelling technique and hand jamming... "
You could start with testing his finger jamming and move on to fist jamming....if thats still legal?? Check out his harness while you're at it... |
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"If you were closer I would help I am good at decluttering. A local pre school might take paper etc to use. "
I bet you would be.. and thank you!
The local after school club has already benefitted substantially from my craft supply hoarding. |
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"Haha, I'll help, I can be a terribly strict disciplinarian when it comes to sorting 'i think I'll use this someday,' clutter out.
Oh god, you’re a mountaineer as well! In between bin bags and boxes we can check out your, um, rappelling technique and hand jamming...
You could start with testing his finger jamming and move on to fist jamming....if thats still legal?? Check out his harness while you're at it..."
Yes, I guess I’d need to check it can withstand a good tug.... |
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"Skip ordered, and I’m ruthless 
Sheeeeit!!!
I’m making a cardboard box barrage..
Think ‘Spartan’................  "
[Sitting in centre of room rocking and cuddling 30yr fabric collection] |
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"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."
Get a bonfire going in the garden , and burn everything you don’t need |
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"Style advice and good judgement do come as standard with the trans woman super powers... Although maybe failing a little when applied to all my own clutter... Polly xx"
You may well regret doing that Poll. I can’t do this without moral support.. |
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"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."
I personally wouldn't trust the judgement of a man who thought he was going to get sexual favours as a result. There are people who it this professionally, I would hire one of those if you are really struggling with decluttering and are determined to get the job done. |
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"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy.
I personally wouldn't trust the judgement of a man who thought he was going to get sexual favours as a result. There are people who it this professionally, I would hire one of those if you are really struggling with decluttering and are determined to get the job done."
Who "do" this professionally, I meant! |
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"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."
I'm brilliant at giving decluttering advice for other people |
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"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."
ok I'm in |
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"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy.
I'm brilliant at giving decluttering advice for other people "
I must add that you have to be prepared to lose some valuable items by mistake  |
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"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."
You can’t throw out tissue paper & felt off cuts. Oops perhaps not me them. |
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Check out a documentary called the "The Minimalists' -very, very interesting.
I use Freecycle in my own attempt to de-clutter, but to be honest, I think there are way more important things to do in life than stress about having a tidy house.
I often ask myself why there is a growing trend for vintage, retro, clothes, fabric, hand made items, furniture, bikes etc...because you just can't buy quality these days... |
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"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy.
I personally wouldn't trust the judgement of a man who thought he was going to get sexual favours as a result. There are people who it this professionally, I would hire one of those if you are really struggling with decluttering and are determined to get the job done."
Skip the lot and let’s get to the fucking
Or, stay sentimental and let’s just skip to the fucking  |
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"Just musing, do you think I could recruit someone to help me decluttervin return for sexual favours? It would mainly consist of making tea and asking directed questions about whether I REALLY need boxes of coloured tissue paper and felt off cuts. I can’t face it alone and female friends are so judgy."
If you were nearer we could do each others de-cluttering. I still have boxes of stuff unpacked from when I moved 3 years ago. |
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"Style advice and good judgement do come as standard with the trans woman super powers... Although maybe failing a little when applied to all my own clutter... Polly xx
You may well regret doing that Poll. I can’t do this without moral support.."
As long as we can spend the second half of the evening with ordered in thai food and something b/w and foreign on the telly, I'd love to come and help. |
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if your heading to the loft, head to the bin instead 