FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Ladies if a man doesn’t tip at a restaurant...
Ladies if a man doesn’t tip at a restaurant...
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I call bullshit. Rarely do I tip unless service has been exceptional. In paying for my meal and I'm sure the prices I pay include service, if the service has been above my expectations you'll get a tip.
But I'll always go down... Nothing beats tasting the place you're about to put your cock  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?"
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit."
You ought to get out in the real world a little more rather than Devon  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit."
I don't tip. I'm a giver in the bedroom and prefer to see the woman happy. I'll finish when she's done. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit."
Well you got the last 2 words right! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit.
I don't tip. I'm a giver in the bedroom and prefer to see the woman happy. I'll finish when she's done. "
Maybe this science bollocks, that I just made up on my lunch break isnt as water tight as I initially thought, I shall check my findings again. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit.
Well you got the last 2 words right! "
You take that back lady ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit.
Well you got the last 2 words right!
You take that back lady ! "
Make me!   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today. "
And you think he’s being serious? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today. "
You sound like the sort of bloke who claps when the plane lands ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today.
And you think he’s being serious? "
There's no hope for some  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today.
You sound like the sort of bloke who claps when the plane lands ! "
Please, that’s my ultimate nightmare. Falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap on landing. It’s cringy when I hear people do it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Tight.
Tame not You!
Maybe the food wasn't tasty or the service was slow!"
I was giving my explanation of why he wouldn't eat pussy if he doesn't tip-assuming it's a tip-worthy situation.
Too tight to tip-too tight to give oral.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Tight.
Tame not You!
Maybe the food wasn't tasty or the service was slow!
I was giving my explanation of why he wouldn't eat pussy if he doesn't tip-assuming it's a tip-worthy situation.
Too tight to tip-too tight to give oral.
"
Moneys to Tight Tim Minchin |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today.
You sound like the sort of bloke who claps when the plane lands !
Please, that’s my ultimate nightmare. Falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap on landing. It’s cringy when I hear people do it. "
Is letting out a sigh of relief when the plane comes to a halt after the pilot slams on the brakes in pouring rain acceptable? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today.
You sound like the sort of bloke who claps when the plane lands ! "
So Tame ... do you tip ?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today.
You sound like the sort of bloke who claps when the plane lands !
So Tame ... do you tip ? "
Always, if anything I over tip. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today.
You sound like the sort of bloke who claps when the plane lands !
Please, that’s my ultimate nightmare. Falling in love with someone and then finding out they clap on landing. It’s cringy when I hear people do it.
Is letting out a sigh of relief when the plane comes to a halt after the pilot slams on the brakes in pouring rain acceptable?"
I would turn a blind eye if you did that in front of my junpseat. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today.
You sound like the sort of bloke who claps when the plane lands !
So Tame ... do you tip ?
Always, if anything I over tip. "
Us Devon folk are not tight. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit."
I am also calling bullshit. Bearing in mind that the UK is traditionally a non-tipping culture there are several factors that come into whether to tip or not.
1. The establishment. Do you tip when you have food at a Wetherspoons? I doubt it.
2. Is the service charge stated in the menu?
3. Is the service any good? I wouldn't tip if the staff were rude or indifferent.
4. Did the food have to go back?
5. Are you from Yorkshire?
I seriously doubt that you can prove any correlation between being unwilling to pay extra for a mediocre meal and willingness to apply himself fully to the pleasuring of a partner.
I would also aver that any man who tips with a smile and a wink is probably trying to impress the waitress as much as the lady he is with which is kind of disrespectful.
Also, Mr Impala, if you are calling (Doctor Evil Quotation Fingers) "Science and shit" could you provide evidence of the peer reviewed paper? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit.
I am also calling bullshit. Bearing in mind that the UK is traditionally a non-tipping culture there are several factors that come into whether to tip or not.
1. The establishment. Do you tip when you have food at a Wetherspoons? I doubt it.
2. Is the service charge stated in the menu?
3. Is the service any good? I wouldn't tip if the staff were rude or indifferent.
4. Did the food have to go back?
5. Are you from Yorkshire?
I seriously doubt that you can prove any correlation between being unwilling to pay extra for a mediocre meal and willingness to apply himself fully to the pleasuring of a partner.
I would also aver that any man who tips with a smile and a wink is probably trying to impress the waitress as much as the lady he is with which is kind of disrespectful.
Also, Mr Impala, if you are calling (Doctor Evil Quotation Fingers) "Science and shit" could you provide evidence of the peer reviewed paper?"
Can you give me time to consult my findings and I will address all of these questions in due course. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit.
I am also calling bullshit. Bearing in mind that the UK is traditionally a non-tipping culture there are several factors that come into whether to tip or not.
1. The establishment. Do you tip when you have food at a Wetherspoons? I doubt it.
2. Is the service charge stated in the menu?
3. Is the service any good? I wouldn't tip if the staff were rude or indifferent.
4. Did the food have to go back?
5. Are you from Yorkshire?
I seriously doubt that you can prove any correlation between being unwilling to pay extra for a mediocre meal and willingness to apply himself fully to the pleasuring of a partner.
I would also aver that any man who tips with a smile and a wink is probably trying to impress the waitress as much as the lady he is with which is kind of disrespectful.
Also, Mr Impala, if you are calling (Doctor Evil Quotation Fingers) "Science and shit" could you provide evidence of the peer reviewed paper?
Can you give me time to consult my findings and I will address all of these questions in due course."
I would have assumed that if you were calling science you would have had your research to hand.. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit.
I am also calling bullshit. Bearing in mind that the UK is traditionally a non-tipping culture there are several factors that come into whether to tip or not.
1. The establishment. Do you tip when you have food at a Wetherspoons? I doubt it.
2. Is the service charge stated in the menu?
3. Is the service any good? I wouldn't tip if the staff were rude or indifferent.
4. Did the food have to go back?
5. Are you from Yorkshire?
I seriously doubt that you can prove any correlation between being unwilling to pay extra for a mediocre meal and willingness to apply himself fully to the pleasuring of a partner.
I would also aver that any man who tips with a smile and a wink is probably trying to impress the waitress as much as the lady he is with which is kind of disrespectful.
Also, Mr Impala, if you are calling (Doctor Evil Quotation Fingers) "Science and shit" could you provide evidence of the peer reviewed paper?
Can you give me time to consult my findings and I will address all of these questions in due course.
I would have assumed that if you were calling science you would have had your research to hand.. "
He did, but it was written in crayon and it got smudged.. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's ok. I'll do the tipping and I'll suck his cock.
"Girl power"
It’s angels like you that give us men hope.
It's all for my own selfish needs."
Nothing wrong with giving pleasure in order to fulfill your needs x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I can't leave a restaurant without tiping or putting my fork and knife in the plate so you know who you are and if that sentence doesn't make sense try to read it backward with your left eye closed |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today.
You sound like the sort of bloke who claps when the plane lands !
So Tame ... do you tip ?
Always, if anything I over tip. "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"...he’s not going to eat your pussy, that’s just science.
Explain?
Oh man, I didn’t expect anyone to ask me to explain this science.
It shows he’s selfish, therefore a selfish lover and selfish men never go down on the vagina and on the rare occasions they do, eg your birthday, they won’t do it like they mean it or stay there for very long. A man who tips with a smile and a wink, will go down on the said pussy and carry out the task in hand with enthusiasm and honour, he may even take a flask down with him.
This is basic science and shit."
Science is just amazing . .he's right you know.
I tip 25% .... if anybody is interested.
Please
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today.
You sound like the sort of bloke who claps when the plane lands !
So Tame ... do you tip ?
Always, if anything I over tip. "
Is overtipping like falling over? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"You really think life is as simple as the comparison between someone tipping at a restaurant and their sexual preference/performance with regards to oral on a lady?
So if I tip 20% am I 4x better at oral than if I tip 5%.
Either your fishing for responses, or really not connecting the neurones today.
You sound like the sort of bloke who claps when the plane lands !
So Tame ... do you tip ?
Always, if anything I over tip.
Is overtipping like falling over?"
Yes, yes it is |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
