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By *rlo67 OP Man
over a year ago
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Friday: met a lady in a pub. Stayed too long and drank too much. Went back to hers, she took me upstairs and said ‘your breath’s very beery, please use some mouthwash, the bottle’s above the sink’. Stumbled into the bathroom and gargled, it tasted foul.
Saturday morning: went into the bathroom and saw a bottle of multi purpose cleaner above the sink.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eeeeeewwww 
I wasn't d*unk but hungover and half asleep whilst on holiday.
I brushed my teeth with mosquito repellent which was in a similar tube to the toothpaste
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I d*unkenly told a girl in the pub that I like feet, to which she responded with "I fucking love having my toes sucked! Do you want a go?"
Next thing you know I'm sat on a bench outside the pub with this random girls piggies in my mouth.
Woke up the next day with the most severe case of tonsillitis my doctor had ever seen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My last embarrassment was on holiday dancing round some if the guys that came with us and rubbing their heads between my Boob's.
I'm not living this one down  |
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