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What would make you fall out of love with someone you were in love with ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If they started clapping when the plane landed, I would be immediately thinking of ways to end the relationship !
Or they said ‘Not three bad !’ after someone asked them how they are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they don't cut their toes nails on a regular basis
What if she looked like Marion Cotillard and still didn’t cut her nails ?"
Well in that case she couldn't borrow my sandal boots ever and has to wear proper full ones and I would still love her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If she has a ‘Powered by Fairdust’ sticker on her car and giant eyelashes on the headlights.
With u on that, or a furry steering wheel  "
Said to a woman at the petrol station as she was filling up with unleaded ‘I think you’re at the wrong pump !’ Pointing to her ‘Powered by Fairydust’ sticker, she looked at me like I was the idiot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If she thought Paddy McGuinness was funny and James Cordan is sexy with hidden depths, then I’m in firing up the Ford Focus Ghia and I’m out of there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If she has a ‘Powered by Fairdust’ sticker on her car and giant eyelashes on the headlights.
With u on that, or a furry steering wheel
Said to a woman at the petrol station as she was filling up with unleaded ‘I think you’re at the wrong pump !’ Pointing to her ‘Powered by Fairydust’ sticker, she looked at me like I was the idiot. "
 hahahaha! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If he turned up wearing market gear from
1993 one of them hiddious fleeces with like a wolf or something on "
He would look like a total badass mofo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they started clapping when the plane landed, I would be immediately thinking of ways to end the relationship !
Or they said ‘Not three bad !’ after someone asked them how they are. "
Hahaaaa love these!
If they said “in essence” or didn’t like blow jobs. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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Not giving me enough attention
Not pulling their weight with housey things or kid things
Being a selfish lover
Not letting me put the fucking heating on.
Lots of little things but I can't think of one major thing that would make me fall out of love. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they started clapping when the plane landed, I would be immediately thinking of ways to end the relationship !
Or they said ‘Not three bad !’ after someone asked them how they are. "
I wish I knew, I have been trying to fall out of love with someone for about 18months!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If she has a ‘Powered by Fairdust’ sticker on her car and giant eyelashes on the headlights.
With u on that, or a furry steering wheel
Said to a woman at the petrol station as she was filling up with unleaded ‘I think you’re at the wrong pump !’ Pointing to her ‘Powered by Fairydust’ sticker, she looked at me like I was the idiot. "
Laughing out loud at this  |
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"If she has a ‘Powered by Fairdust’ sticker on her car and giant eyelashes on the headlights.
With u on that, or a furry steering wheel
Said to a woman at the petrol station as she was filling up with unleaded ‘I think you’re at the wrong pump !’ Pointing to her ‘Powered by Fairydust’ sticker, she looked at me like I was the idiot. "
That was me in said petrol station  how rude  |
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"If they started clapping when the plane landed, I would be immediately thinking of ways to end the relationship !
Or they said ‘Not three bad !’ after someone asked them how they are. "
If they clapped at a film, in a cinema then i would seek a divorce. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If they started clapping when the plane landed, I would be immediately thinking of ways to end the relationship !
Or they said ‘Not three bad !’ after someone asked them how they are.
If they clapped at a film, in a cinema then i would seek a divorce. "
If they laughed and said ‘Excellent’ everytime Ja Ja Binks come on the screen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they said “pacific” when they meant “specific”.
If they put one hand on the front of the shopping trolley to guide it whilst someone else is pushing it."
Sometimes you've just got to, wobbly wheels send you into the produce. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they told me to put my bikes in the shed
Where do you normally keep them "
If assume by his leg pictures he's a good cyclist and not likely to be riding a cheap bike. Like hell would I leave an expensive bike in the shed. My motocross bike used to live in the house  |
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Wouldn't have fallen for them anyway if:
They were a bullshitter, or were thicker than a whale omelette.
They liked:
Ed Sheeran,
Cold wank aka (Cold Play), or
Whiney Nasal R&B (Craig David)
Ate:
Nothing,
And/ or were a noisy eater.
Didn't own:
Hiking boots, or
Wellies.
Hated:
Dogs
Horses etc.
Had questionable self hygiene.
Didn't like swinging or kinky sex.
Although if we were 'in love':
If they lied. I heard a very true expression years ago. " You can learn to trust a thief, but never a liar" . When the trust has gone , it's gone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they told me to put my bikes in the shed
Where do you normally keep them
If assume by his leg pictures he's a good cyclist and not likely to be riding a cheap bike. Like hell would I leave an expensive bike in the shed. My motocross bike used to live in the house "
Hmmm let me just study his legs again. 
Where they pride of place in the living room or do they get their own room Ive had saddles living on banisters before now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he decided to become a petrol head and take a motor bike to bits in my kitchen.
Even worse if he starred wearing tight leather trousers everywhere.
I’d quite like that  "
If he's in his 50s with a pot belly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they told me to put my bikes in the shed
Where do you normally keep them
If assume by his leg pictures he's a good cyclist and not likely to be riding a cheap bike. Like hell would I leave an expensive bike in the shed. My motocross bike used to live in the house
Hmmm let me just study his legs again.
Where they pride of place in the living room or do they get their own room Ive had saddles living on banisters before now. "
We lived in a house that was a little too big for us until recently so my bike and equipment had it's own room. The bike went as soon as we moved, less time and places to use it now and less space to store it lol x |
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"If he decided to become a petrol head and take a motor bike to bits in my kitchen.
Even worse if he starred wearing tight leather trousers everywhere.
I’d quite like that
If he's in his 50s with a pot belly?"
Reminds me of an ex fwb |
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