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When a woman says "correct me if I'm wrong"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do not under any circumstances do it.
This has been a public service information bulletin.
You're welcome.
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Oh god no not unless u have a hazmat suit for the amount of bile that will follow if you do  |
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"Calm down
Ooh NEVER tell a lady to calm down either!! That’s like a red rag to a bull!  "
I had to do an intro at a H & S Lessons Learnt seminar last year.
I opened telling everyone I've had a fractured skull, broken ribs, been stabbed three times and shot once, and ended the intro there.
Someone asked what the lesson learnt was?
I said when the wife asks "how's the soup" don't say "it needs more seasoning" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My parking skills are excellent
If I'm wrong, then I'm more than happy to be corrected...but any man better be 100% certain of his own facts first!  "
And the evidence to prove it
And have an alternative solution.
Easy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do not under any circumstances do it.
This has been a public service information bulletin.
You're welcome.
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And never say yes when she asks "Does my bum look big in this"..
Or as I did say "No, your bum looks big in anything!!" |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"If I think she's wrong...I'll correct her...no fear  "
And tell her to make you a sandwich while she is back in the kitchen
That is a joke by the way. I wouldn't trust her not to shit in my sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When she says “it’s not you it’s me”
It’s most definitely you!
And
“No it’s fine honestly just go”
It’s not fine and if you dare to go you’d better not come back! |
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^ this is a wise man! 
