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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Statement- My balls are about to burst if I don't cum soon.

In reality -You know nothing about anatomy if you believe your cum is stored in your testicles.

What are your favourites?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I’m still unsure about squirting...

So is it just wee, or not!?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears.

Actually not possible.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I’m still unsure about squirting...

So is it just wee, or not!?!

Tsk tsk mr berks...

You should know better

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

It's all fake profiles and time wasters

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Here's a few that may or may not be true.

The female orgasm is a myth.

Straight means bi, bi means not fussy.

If you don't reply to my offer that I am in your town for the next hour, then you are a stuck up fat turbodyke.

I'm extra special, I know you don't with others but just a little bit of anal is ok.

If you use zovirax as lube you can ignore the weeping sores

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘My cock will stretch you’

Vaginas can push babies out. Do you really think your cock will make a difference?

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

If you keep setting up new profiles and messaging me from them, eventually I will stop blocking you and deleting them and we will run off into the sunset together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That single bi women are as rare as rocking horse shit.

We're not. Some (like me) just don't like ffm or meeting couples together, or some of us just struggle to find couples where we find both attractive enough to want to fuck. Which used to be me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That if I make a fake profile to meet your age requirements, you’ll forgive me and want to meet me anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can convince you that even though you have no interest in me, I’m worth it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best untrue has to be "I'm genuine" you get that and you know it's a lie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your husband is straight? Must be fab straight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your husband is straight? Must be fab straight. "

He's gay for me though.

Wait.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your husband is straight? Must be fab straight.

He's gay for me though.

Wait. "

WAIT

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Setting up a profile with one limp dick pic and a text that says come and get me ladies with a status update announcing you need your balls emptying now, is not going to result in you being balls deep in clunge. Not within the next half hour or possibly ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every women is beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every women is beautiful

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Being online means you’re meet ready and can in fact be ready for a fuck in his car immediately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your husband is straight? Must be fab straight.

He's gay for me though.

Wait.

WAIT"

WHAT.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your husband is straight? Must be fab straight.

He's gay for me though.

Wait.

WAIT

WHAT. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Being online means you’re meet ready and can in fact be ready for a fuck in his car immediately "

That definitely true surely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your husband is straight? Must be fab straight.

He's gay for me though.

Wait.

WAIT

WHAT.

No.

Wait.

I got confused.

You're the one who's gay for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your husband is straight? Must be fab straight.

He's gay for me though.

Wait.

WAIT

WHAT.

No.

Wait.

I got confused.

You're the one who's gay for me. "

Silly girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You want to meet everyone and anyone and fuck anyone and everyone because you’re on fab? No? Well you’re a slut!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your husband is straight? Must be fab straight.

He's gay for me though.

Wait.

WAIT

WHAT.

No.

Wait.

I got confused.

You're the one who's gay for me.

Silly girl "

And he's the one who ignores my rude messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your husband is straight? Must be fab straight.

He's gay for me though.

Wait.

WAIT

WHAT.

No.

Wait.

I got confused.

You're the one who's gay for me.

Silly girl

And he's the one who ignores my rude messages

He’s at a meeting this morning x

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By *urplelady88Woman over a year ago

Loughborough

So going to meet you and fuck you silly and poke your gallbladder lmao

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple over a year ago

London

There's someone for everyone on fabs.

Nope, if you're a middle aged overweight bloke with twenty pics of your penis, there's no one for you on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So going to meet you and fuck you silly and poke your gallbladder lmao"

And then cum when you take your bra off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Putting ‘Nice fun guy’ and a cock pic as sum total of your profile makes it any different to a blank piece of paper in terms of attracting women.

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By *oresexMan over a year ago

South West coast

"I can breathe through my ears.

Actually not possible. "

A person with perforated eardrums could.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Il do cock pushups to warm up

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Il do cock pushups to warm up

Try flying cock push ups..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That if your profile is a silhouette with no pics at all and cannot accommodate, you're not married/ugly/both (delete as applicable)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FWB

It's basically just women looking for blokes who are prepared to throw cash at them isn't it?

(dons tin hat)

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