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By *appytrailman OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

Ruin a meet in 4 words...

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By *cott73Man over a year ago

brighton

I turned up

(I can ruin a meet in three words)

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Will you marry me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Period came early. 3 words again

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By *rickyd72Man over a year ago

Sheffield

I've got this rash...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re fatter in person

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that it lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

View my stamp collection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where is your wife?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse my garlic breath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can the dog watch?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Oh, you're not 6'!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just need a shit.

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Hi, I'm Harold shipman...

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By *esireXposedMan over a year ago

East sussex

"Oh, you're not 6'!"

Neither am I 6"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waiting for test results

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By *ymaleMan over a year ago

nr Bradford

I brought my mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't touch my hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I brought my mate

If he was fit and handsome then that could make a meet not ruin it - tag anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re fatter in person"

Oopps, sorry about that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You dont bite it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, you're too old.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t suck cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why u a guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used old pictures then?

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

Oh fuck it's you!!!

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By *esireXposedMan over a year ago

East sussex

Mum! why are you…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't washed today

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By *rlo67Man over a year ago

Dumfries

Don’t touch my rash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum likes it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Don’t touch my rash"

I caught it off your sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum likes it"

So did your sister

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Your mum likes it"

Jim's Mum loves it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This has happened before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I wash my cock?

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By *appytrailman OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

Sorry about the stains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fart a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That wasn't a fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They say no kissing

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Is it in yet?"

I don't know!!!

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By *cott73Man over a year ago

brighton

"They say no kissing"

This. Just don't get it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm told it's treatable

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

It’s only slightly infected

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Choose your weapon!

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

My father took ill

Yes it happened....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These are hilarious!

Shit on me please

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Don't mind the scabs.

Taxi meter still running.

Talked to God today?

8 inches, not centimetres!

Baby is Calpol'd up.

This is my nan.

You're late, I've cum.

Does this look normal?

Watch the van step.

I've found God, sorry.

So, amateur taxidermist huh?

Put that gerbil away!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re fatter in person"

Hahaaaa brutal!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Hello....*brief pause*.....I've cum already!!

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By *ustful desiresCouple over a year ago

Are those warts sore

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Shall we go bareback?

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Squeeze my back spots?

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Have you cum yet?

Oh dear old England!

Condom broke get checked!

You sucked better yesterday!

Hello, she’s you’re wife?

One word: Brexit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/09/18 15:57:18]

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Have you met Jesus?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got any Viagra?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lets sing a song

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

The barmaid is hot!

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

Who's Ya daddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got no jonnies...anal?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mum! why are you…"

Pahahahaahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll just turn up

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Do you like pinacolada

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's the wrong hole!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Give me your babies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I don’t swallow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

JESUS, What's that smell?

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By *andsome_Chef88Man over a year ago

London

I’m not getting hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops! I followed through

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

[Removed by poster at 06/09/18 17:58:05]

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Is the footie on?

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By *picknspanMan over a year ago

North West Leeds

This is my Carer

Mum's in the bath

Really? 45? You sure?

Hope nobody saw you

See why you're single

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Period came early. 3 words again

real men do not fear the red sea? meet saved in 8?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my Carer

Mum's in the bath

Really? 45? You sure?

Hope nobody saw you

See why you're single

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I preferred your sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heres pictures of nanna

my mum hates me

lets wait for Derek

Lend me 20 pound

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

2 jerks 1 squirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Window cleaner climbs ladder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

left penis at home

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

My God you're loose

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

Squeeze my spot please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mums much better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still a virgin.

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Think you should leave

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Is it hard yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm your real dad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your a bit premature

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Get on with it

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

"Don't touch my hair"

I actually day that when I have extensions !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just shit myself

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Your brother was much better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/09/18 19:15:11]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you (if nobody said it)

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

5 words. Oooooops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/18 19:15:11]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your brother was much better "

Too excited can’t count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have super gonnoreha

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By *ipvanwinkieMan over a year ago

out of town!

Clinic says it’s non-contagious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want your children

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you marry me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t feel well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum looks younger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you in yet"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's nearly cleared up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't I know you're Mum? (5)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

It's infections, not sexually

Wake me up, after

Your family always watch?

Husband's a gentle killer

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By *onny69sMan over a year ago

Donny

Shush kids are asleep

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By *umpsimusMan over a year ago

Camberley

My wife hates whips.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that smell you?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/18 19:15:11]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's the wrong hole!"

That old chestnut

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By *ust chilled out meMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I smell fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kids in the car!

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Cash or card?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Is that a hedgehog?

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By *ickygirl41Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm trying air baths

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have a cock

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Your sister was prettier.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Mum, Hi Dad...

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

ohhhhhh your ugly

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By *penminded respectableMan over a year ago

Nottingham

Hi honey I'm home

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

There's tissue on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The biggest insult to man.... Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Halitosis head and crotch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock breath

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"The biggest insult to man.... Is it in yet"

Biggest retort.. I can't tell

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Give me your babies!"

I've had the chop

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this your turd?

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By *.H.SMan over a year ago

London

baby mama is calling me

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