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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Evening ladies! Now I’ve got your attention Id very much like to know which of you fancies taking full advantage of me to satisfy your every needs! Don’t be shy girls let me know what you’d like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nutella on toast
Gonna go make myself some 
May as well make me some whilst you're at it 
Okay, that’ll be a fiver please "
But  that fiver was meant for something else |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yup, not the female half of our account but id like a large packet of skittles if theres any going?"
Sorry mate have given the last bag of those out already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hiya, I need a screen door fitted & an outside lightbulb changed.
Also by the time you get here, I'll have some dishes for you to wash. I'll make you a cuppa & you can have some jammie dodgers, as long as you clean up after yourself.
Please & thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not me
That’s fine can’t be everyone’s cup of tea! Could have done the dishes for you though lol
I don’t have any dishes that need doing
Possibly not, but you do have a bum that needs spanking  "
My hubby can do that when he wakes up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hiya, I need a screen door fitted & an outside lightbulb changed.
Also by the time you get here, I'll have some dishes for you to wash. I'll make you a cuppa & you can have some jammie dodgers, as long as you clean up after yourself.
Please & thank you "
I used to be a window and door fitter and I’ve changed many a lightbulb so your in good hands lol! Sounds like you’ve got yourself a deal |
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"Could you do my shift for me mate, need to make time for queen leviosa
Your cock would snap me on half and tear me open "
I am sure you’re a brave girl , could ease you in with a attempted massage and glass of red |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you do my shift for me mate, need to make time for queen leviosa
Your cock would snap me on half and tear me open
I am sure you’re a brave girl , could ease you in with a attempted massage and glass of red "
Wish I liked wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hiya, I need a screen door fitted & an outside lightbulb changed.
Also by the time you get here, I'll have some dishes for you to wash. I'll make you a cuppa & you can have some jammie dodgers, as long as you clean up after yourself.
Please & thank you
I used to be a window and door fitter and I’ve changed many a lightbulb so your in good hands lol! Sounds like you’ve got yourself a deal "
Woohoo! Get yourself on a plane! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you do my shift for me mate, need to make time for queen leviosa
Your cock would snap me on half and tear me open
I am sure you’re a brave girl , could ease you in with a attempted massage and glass of red
I’m glad I gave up after my offer with the dishes . I guess You can’t please everyone lol
Wish I liked wine "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you do my shift for me mate, need to make time for queen leviosa
Your cock would snap me on half and tear me open
I am sure you’re a brave girl , could ease you in with a attempted massage and glass of red
Wish I liked wine "
Well if you're a chef cook her a meal  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hiya, I need a screen door fitted & an outside lightbulb changed.
Also by the time you get here, I'll have some dishes for you to wash. I'll make you a cuppa & you can have some jammie dodgers, as long as you clean up after yourself.
Please & thank you
I used to be a window and door fitter and I’ve changed many a lightbulb so your in good hands lol! Sounds like you’ve got yourself a deal
Woohoo! Get yourself on a plane!"
Tickets all booked better get that kettle on |
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"Could you do my shift for me mate, need to make time for queen leviosa
Your cock would snap me on half and tear me open
I am sure you’re a brave girl , could ease you in with a attempted massage and glass of red
Wish I liked wine
Well if you're a chef cook her a meal "
Mate believe I have on different occasions queen leviosa is my fab crush |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've changed my mind. Us women are fickle like that. Could i possibly have a plane ticket please? I'm fancying a ride  "
I guess you can change from the toastie and coffee. Just let me know a Destination lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've changed my mind. Us women are fickle like that. Could i possibly have a plane ticket please? I'm fancying a ride
I guess you can change from the toastie and coffee. Just let me know a Destination lol"
Belfast...You can both have a cuppa & jammie dodgers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you do my shift for me mate, need to make time for queen leviosa
Your cock would snap me on half and tear me open
I am sure you’re a brave girl , could ease you in with a attempted massage and glass of red
Wish I liked wine
Well if you're a chef cook her a meal
Mate believe I have on different occasions queen leviosa is my fab crush "
Oh you charmer  |
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"Not me
That’s fine can’t be everyone’s cup of tea! Could have done the dishes for you though lol
I don’t have any dishes that need doing
Possibly not, but you do have a bum that needs spanking
My hubby can do that when he wakes up "
I hope he's not had too many pints of 50 shilling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've changed my mind. Us women are fickle like that. Could i possibly have a plane ticket please? I'm fancying a ride
I guess you can change from the toastie and coffee. Just let me know a Destination lol"
Actually I've changed my mind again. I can think up a destination, while I'm eating my toastie and drinking my coffee |
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"Could you do my shift for me mate, need to make time for queen leviosa
Your cock would snap me on half and tear me open
I am sure you’re a brave girl , could ease you in with a attempted massage and glass of red
Wish I liked wine
Well if you're a chef cook her a meal
Mate believe I have on different occasions queen leviosa is my fab crush
Oh you charmer "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've changed my mind. Us women are fickle like that. Could i possibly have a plane ticket please? I'm fancying a ride
I guess you can change from the toastie and coffee. Just let me know a Destination lol
Actually I've changed my mind again. I can think up a destination, while I'm eating my toastie and drinking my coffee "
I’m starting to get the feeling you could be a tricky one lol perhaps the sort of person a genie would grant a wish too and your wish would be for more wishes haha. So are we settled on coffee toastie and then decide a destination?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've changed my mind. Us women are fickle like that. Could i possibly have a plane ticket please? I'm fancying a ride
I guess you can change from the toastie and coffee. Just let me know a Destination lol
Actually I've changed my mind again. I can think up a destination, while I'm eating my toastie and drinking my coffee
I’m starting to get the feeling you could be a tricky one lol perhaps the sort of person a genie would grant a wish too and your wish would be for more wishes haha. So are we settled on coffee toastie and then decide a destination? "
For now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've changed my mind. Us women are fickle like that. Could i possibly have a plane ticket please? I'm fancying a ride
I guess you can change from the toastie and coffee. Just let me know a Destination lol
Belfast...You can both have a cuppa & jammie dodgers"
Belfast it is then haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've changed my mind. Us women are fickle like that. Could i possibly have a plane ticket please? I'm
For now "
Hmmm I’m not convinced that will be the end of it lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh no its 'Nicemannumber2'
XD XD XD XD
Fuck! I judged you without reading through all comments! Your alright Kingswinger200 "
Cheers lol I’m just up for a chuckle this time of night enjoy abit of banter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've changed my mind. Us women are fickle like that. Could i possibly have a plane ticket please? I'm
For now
Hmmm I’m not convinced that will be the end of it lol "
Why do you think I'm still single? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no its 'Nicemannumber2'
XD XD XD XD
Fuck! I judged you without reading through all comments! Your alright Kingswinger200
Cheers lol I’m just up for a chuckle this time of night enjoy abit of banter "
Thats what its about bud!
Happy Fabbing!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've changed my mind. Us women are fickle like that. Could i possibly have a plane ticket please? I'm
For now
Hmmm I’m not convinced that will be the end of it lol
Why do you think I'm still single? "
Haha well maybe that’s because you’ve not had my cheese toastie yet |
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