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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
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A condom company is apparently now going to produce tailor-made condoms and is issuing a gauge so that people can measure themselves to get the right size.
So once we all agree which measurement equates to endowed, we, vwe, vvwe etc - job done!
I will now expect all cock pics to include the standardised gauge to back up any claims made in profiles ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Nobody gonna crack a seamen joke... "
Righ then, doesn't go with the nautical theme exactly but;-
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I hadn't had a wank for two weeks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is Nobody gonna crack a seamen joke...
Righ then, doesn't go with the nautical theme exactly but;-
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I hadn't had a wank for two weeks."
here's yer coat. |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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So once we all agree which measurement equates to endowed, we, vwe, vvwe etc - job done!
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unfortunately the sizing goes: Huge , Mahoosive, Gargantuan, and Get That Bloody Thing Away From Me |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I've got a cock like a torpedo
Weren't they sweets ,, sugar coated and with liquorice centres, ...
any one want to suck my torpedo... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've got a cock like a torpedo
Weren't they sweets ,, sugar coated and with liquorice centres, ...
any one want to suck my torpedo... "
oooo, giz a suck, i love them ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a cock like a torpedo
Weren't they sweets ,, sugar coated and with liquorice centres, ...
any one want to suck my torpedo... "
only if you dip it in sherbet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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heres hopeing all those knobshots with them next to sky remote,,beer cans,,deoterant cans,,cans of irn bru
are a thing of the past ,,,yuk!!
auds xx |
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