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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

is it us are they the biggest swingers in town. they are always cropping up in profiles lol and we have one round ours all the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a virgin one, measures exactly 9".

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

show off lol skys only 8.5"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine isnt 9"...

Nor is it a Virgin...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who the heck has a Sky remote showing on here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK, who has 'remote' envy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

lol frock

think we should get a costume of one maybe it would help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who the heck has a Sky remote showing on here?

Er... Mr Now??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Humax one is 10 inches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Humax one is 10 inches."

*gives the Humax a very wide berth*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Humax one is 10 inches."

you might wanna get that looked at.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol frock

think we should get a costume of one maybe it would help "

No dick would wear it PMSL!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine needs batteries, press press press

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Humax one is 10 inches."

My cock makes it look awfully small.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine needs batteries, press press press

I'm trying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sky remotes have become the universal measuring stick of everything, for example, my curtains are one and a half sky remotes from the ground. What this has led to is something quite unique, the inch worm has evolved into the remote worm, it now spends its day sitting in a little chair watching cookery programs and lambasting the particpants on Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a virgin one, measures exactly 9".

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mine's a 9" virgin

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