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Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!
Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.
It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!
It's awkward. Please stop.
(Today is rant day, right?)
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One of my cats is the neighbourhood slut, he will go with anyone who gives him a stroke or a kind word. I have walked down the street and seen him in other peoples houses, sitting there in their front window! Looks ashamed when I give him the WTF are you doing look.
I was talking to him through a window the other month and the house owner opened the door. Oh I didn't know who he belonged to. I pointed out he has an address tag on his collar and is microchipped. |
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"Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!
Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.
It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!
It's awkward. Please stop.
(Today is rant day, right?)
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Premature. It's tomorrow.  |
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"One of my cats is the neighbourhood slut, he will go with anyone who gives him a stroke or a kind word."
I know that type of cat, lol... I like them.
One of the cats on my street regularly clambers over the slates two storeys up... He's trying to catch birds sitting on the chimney pots  |
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"One of my cats is the neighbourhood slut, he will go with anyone who gives him a stroke or a kind word. I have walked down the street and seen him in other peoples houses, sitting there in their front window! Looks ashamed when I give him the WTF are you doing look.
I was talking to him through a window the other month and the house owner opened the door. Oh I didn't know who he belonged to. I pointed out he has an address tag on his collar and is microchipped."
Haha bad cat! |
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Next doors cat sleeps on my front door mat as it is in the shade but as soon as i open the front door she tries to get in..
She also leaves presents.. disemboweled mice and birds with the heads bitten off  |
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"Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!
Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.
It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!
It's awkward. Please stop.
(Today is rant day, right?)
"
omg are you torturing cats |
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"Next doors cat sleeps on my front door mat as it is in the shade but as soon as i open the front door she tries to get in..
She also leaves presents.. disemboweled mice and birds with the heads bitten off "
I often get the other way on! Just the head left  |
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My neighbours have a key for that very reason. My cat knows to meyows at there door and they will let her in the house.
We used to have a ginger cat, unfortunately so did a near neighbour.
Our next door neighbour used to let it into the house thinking it was our cat.
Used to come home all the cat food eaten and cat sleeping in our bed the little tramp |
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My neighbours cat had been in my house all night. I shat it when I came in from night shift and it ran past my legs. It sits outside on the windowsill and watches us eat dinner. It's a pain in the arse. Doesn't help the other neighbour lets it in theirs and feeds it chicken. He's also a pain in the arse x |
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"Next doors cat sleeps on my front door mat as it is in the shade but as soon as i open the front door she tries to get in..
She also leaves presents.. disemboweled mice and birds with the heads bitten off "
Maybe said cat just wants to pay you some rent for the use of the doorstep? |
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"Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!
Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.
It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!
It's awkward. Please stop.
(Today is rant day, right?)
"
the cat is misunderstood wants some attention. some love
OMG you just described some single men on here  |
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"One of my cats is the neighbourhood slut, he will go with anyone who gives him a stroke or a kind word. I have walked down the street and seen him in other peoples houses, sitting there in their front window! Looks ashamed when I give him the WTF are you doing look.
I was talking to him through a window the other month and the house owner opened the door. Oh I didn't know who he belonged to. I pointed out he has an address tag on his collar and is microchipped."
Haha male cats are charmers!
My cat doesn't need a key, she can open the front door herself |
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"One of my cats is the neighbourhood slut, he will go with anyone who gives him a stroke or a kind word. I have walked down the street and seen him in other peoples houses, sitting there in their front window! Looks ashamed when I give him the WTF are you doing look.
I was talking to him through a window the other month and the house owner opened the door. Oh I didn't know who he belonged to. I pointed out he has an address tag on his collar and is microchipped.
Haha male cats are charmers!
My cat doesn't need a key, she can open the front door herself "
Cat burglar! |
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"Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!
Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.
It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!
It's awkward. Please stop.
(Today is rant day, right?)
Premature. It's tomorrow. "
Premature ecatulation? |
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"Cat in my street! I don't have the keys to your house so stop asking!
Every day it's the same. I walk past you on the doorstep, you do the "let me in please" meow, I say I don't have a key, you look at me disbelieving, I walk on.
It's getting so I cross the street when I see you now!
It's awkward. Please stop.
(Today is rant day, right?)
Premature. It's tomorrow.
Premature ecatulation? "
Uh huh.....  |
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