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"To treat yourself How would you spend it ?" something nice for my gawwwwjus wife  | |||
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it`d be clothes and some aftershave | |||
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"I think I would get myself vouchers."  | |||
"something new from 'What Katy Did' got a hankering for the black stockings with red seams "can I come and watch you try things on  | |||
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"buy more heating oil,just in case" +1  | |||
" Cream cakes for all at Funky's leaving do. If only i could remember when it was. "Loosely pencilled in for around between now and 2015. I think we should just start it now and see when it ends. | |||
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wake up Dan, don't be daft | |||
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"A full body swedish massage "i can do full body massage so you could give me the £100 and i will do it  | |||
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"flights and hotel "Gatwick or stanstead closest to me | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me "oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me "Is this quiz night spread over multiple threads? Ok i'll guess Stanstead. | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
Is this quiz night spread over multiple threads?
Ok i'll guess Stanstead.
 its the take over bid for tonight
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"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden "I aint sleeping in the shed | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed "precisely | |||
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"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
precisely "I like my comforts | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed "Ah but its a special shed | |||
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"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed "does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower? | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower? "no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips "hotel it is then | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then " ok will take the whips away if it makes it better | |||
xxx | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better "and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better
and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed "cant get my arm any further up back so will have to say deal | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better
and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed
cant get my arm any further up back so will have to say deal "right all i need now is someone to give me £100 | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better
and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed
cant get my arm any further up back so will have to say deal
right all i need now is someone to give me £100 "BUSSY Mrs A wants her £100 NOW please | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better
and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed
cant get my arm any further up back so will have to say deal
right all i need now is someone to give me £100
BUSSY Mrs A wants her £100 NOW please "Where's bussy gone, he left without giving me my £100 | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better
and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed
cant get my arm any further up back so will have to say deal
right all i need now is someone to give me £100
BUSSY Mrs A wants her £100 NOW please
Where's bussy gone, he left without giving me my £100 "He is such a blooming tease | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better
and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed
cant get my arm any further up back so will have to say deal
right all i need now is someone to give me £100
BUSSY Mrs A wants her £100 NOW please
Where's bussy gone, he left without giving me my £100
He is such a blooming tease "he is... had flights already to book | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better
and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed
cant get my arm any further up back so will have to say deal
right all i need now is someone to give me £100
BUSSY Mrs A wants her £100 NOW please
Where's bussy gone, he left without giving me my £100
He is such a blooming tease
he is... had flights already to book "omg and now who is being a bigger tease | |||
"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better
and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed
cant get my arm any further up back so will have to say deal
right all i need now is someone to give me £100
BUSSY Mrs A wants her £100 NOW please
Where's bussy gone, he left without giving me my £100
He is such a blooming tease
he is... had flights already to book
omg and now who is being a bigger tease "And who is teasing you now? I'll tell them off | |||
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"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better
and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed
cant get my arm any further up back so will have to say deal
right all i need now is someone to give me £100
BUSSY Mrs A wants her £100 NOW please
Where's bussy gone, he left without giving me my £100
He is such a blooming tease
he is... had flights already to book
omg and now who is being a bigger tease "Do you two ladies realise, had you been a bit more careful with yer and yer we could have had a nice picture and a colourblind test all rolled into one | |||
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"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better
and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed
cant get my arm any further up back so will have to say deal
right all i need now is someone to give me £100
BUSSY Mrs A wants her £100 NOW please
Where's bussy gone, he left without giving me my £100
He is such a blooming tease
he is... had flights already to book
omg and now who is being a bigger tease
And who is teasing you now? I'll tell them off "oh dont worry I will tell them off when I see them next , now where did I put that whip  | |||
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"flights and hotel
Gatwick or stanstead closest to me
oh and no need for hotel Jet has a shed at bottom of garden
I aint sleeping in the shed
Ah but its a special shed
does it have heating and a big bed and a toilet and a shower?
no but it has a cross and a queening chair and whips
hotel it is then
ok will take the whips away if it makes it better
and the cross and the queen chair, replace with extra large bed
cant get my arm any further up back so will have to say deal
right all i need now is someone to give me £100
BUSSY Mrs A wants her £100 NOW please
Where's bussy gone, he left without giving me my £100
He is such a blooming tease
he is... had flights already to book
omg and now who is being a bigger tease
Do you two ladies realise, had you been a bit more careful with yer and yer we could have had a nice picture and a colourblind test all rolled into one " | |||
"Runs for cover and hides "come out come out wherever you are | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are "Im hiding ... you canny find me | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are "Im hiding ... you canny find me | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me "course I will just need to follow the giggle | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle "damn need to keep quiet | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet " like that is possible | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible "Isn't that a bit like the pan calling the kettle black I'll protect you Mrs A | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible "I did try, but failed | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible
Isn't that a bit like the pan calling the kettle black
I'll protect you Mrs A "thank you pet, she wants to whip me | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible
Isn't that a bit like the pan calling the kettle black
I'll protect you Mrs A "Pet honest Mrs A is a bigger giggler than me | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible
Isn't that a bit like the pan calling the kettle black
I'll protect you Mrs A
thank you pet, she wants to whip me "Come here, I'll look after you and won't pinch the purple ones | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible
Isn't that a bit like the pan calling the kettle black
I'll protect you Mrs A
Pet honest Mrs A is a bigger giggler than me "I heard she was quiet and shy and retiring, just like me | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible
Isn't that a bit like the pan calling the kettle black
I'll protect you Mrs A
Pet honest Mrs A is a bigger giggler than me
I heard she was quiet and shy and retiring, just like me "Im very quiet and reserved | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible
Isn't that a bit like the pan calling the kettle black
I'll protect you Mrs A
Pet honest Mrs A is a bigger giggler than me
I heard she was quiet and shy and retiring, just like me
Im very quiet and reserved "But not Shy? | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible
Isn't that a bit like the pan calling the kettle black
I'll protect you Mrs A
Pet honest Mrs A is a bigger giggler than me
I heard she was quiet and shy and retiring, just like me
Im very quiet and reserved
But not Shy?"oh very very shy | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible
Isn't that a bit like the pan calling the kettle black
I'll protect you Mrs A
Pet honest Mrs A is a bigger giggler than me
I heard she was quiet and shy and retiring, just like me
Im very quiet and reserved
But not Shy?
oh very very shy "Then you and I will be perfect together, cos I'm the same | |||
"buy more heating oil,just in case" - Im with you on that, cold around belfast at the moment! cant have himself falling off during the night! | |||
"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible
Isn't that a bit like the pan calling the kettle black
I'll protect you Mrs A
Pet honest Mrs A is a bigger giggler than me
I heard she was quiet and shy and retiring, just like me
Im very quiet and reserved
But not Shy?
oh very very shy
Then you and I will be perfect together, cos I'm the same "glad im not the only shy one here | |||
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"Runs for cover and hides
come out come out wherever you are
Im hiding ... you canny find me
course I will just need to follow the giggle
damn need to keep quiet
like that is possible
Isn't that a bit like the pan calling the kettle black
I'll protect you Mrs A
Pet honest Mrs A is a bigger giggler than me
I heard she was quiet and shy and retiring, just like me
Im very quiet and reserved
But not Shy?
oh very very shy
Then you and I will be perfect together, cos I'm the same
glad im not the only shy one here "See I'm so shy, you didn't even see me on Sunday | |||
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"£100 hardly enough these days." Oi be grateful for what you given | |||
"£100 hardly enough these days." tch some folks | |||
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"£100 hardly enough these days. Oi be grateful for what you given "I don't wish to be pedantic but the title says "you have" not been given. I do have £100 to spare and it don't go very far. So There!!!!!!!!!! | |||
"£100 hardly enough these days. tch some folks "and you | |||
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"£100 hardly enough these days. Oi be grateful for what you given
I don't wish to be pedantic but the title says "you have" not been given. I do have £100 to spare and it don't go very far.
So There!!!!!!!!!! "Oooooooooooooooh get you, you are obviously a man with expensive tastes | |||
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"£100 hardly enough these days. Oi be grateful for what you given
I don't wish to be pedantic but the title says "you have" not been given. I do have £100 to spare and it don't go very far.
So There!!!!!!!!!!
Oooooooooooooooh get you, you are obviously a man with expensive tastes"Good value is often expensive. | |||
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"then after the £100 on undies i will have a back massage, and leg massage. and a few treats for my cats" can do the massage, no problem, and think I still got a few cat treats in the cupboard | |||
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Tony | |||
"get someone in to paint my sitting room." Crikey! Painters round your way come cheap. They start at around 450 a room round here.
_rummps x | |||
