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Kicked out of an orgy again for yodelling
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over a year ago
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"Didn’t realise they’re were so many rules to swinging, but yodelling at orgies is frowned upon.
What swinging rules have you broke ?
* yodeling "
Swinging Yoda you are. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been kicked out of many orgies for yodelling op?"
Twice, the first one was an Austrian themed one, the second I had no excuses, so I said I’ll see myself out. |
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"Been kicked out of many orgies for yodelling op?
Twice, the first one was an Austrian themed one, the second I had no excuses, so I said I’ll see myself out."
Hope you didn't forget your lederhosen.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Been kicked out of many orgies for yodelling op?
Twice, the first one was an Austrian themed one, the second I had no excuses, so I said I’ll see myself out.
Hope you didn't forget your lederhosen. "
No, but I had to go back in and get my alpine hat, but I think I managed to keep my dignity till I realised there was toilet roll stuck to my shoe. |
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Declaring “You’re almost as hot as Teresa May” doesn’t seem to go down a storm with whichever lady you’re engaging with at an orgy, so I’ve discovered! I changed it to ‘Andrea Leadsom’ and, funnily enough, that seemed to be perfectly acceptable!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The wife has this thing for high fiving me every time I make another woman cum. Yet to get us thrown out but has certainly got us plenty of funny looks.  |
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"The wife has this thing for high fiving me every time I make another woman cum. Yet to get us thrown out but has certainly got us plenty of funny looks. "
The question is: What do you do every time she makes a guy cum? Guessing it couldn’t be high fiving or I’d bet you’d both have sore hands!  |
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"The wife has this thing for high fiving me every time I make another woman cum. Yet to get us thrown out but has certainly got us plenty of funny looks. "
I always thought high fives were standard. It what you do when the 3rd party is a broken weeping heap between you. High five. Glass of wine. Wait for him to regain composure and navigate the stairs for round 2
As for inappropriate behaviour I couldn’t possibly comment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The wife has this thing for high fiving me every time I make another woman cum. Yet to get us thrown out but has certainly got us plenty of funny looks.
The question is: What do you do every time she makes a guy cum? Guessing it couldn’t be high fiving or I’d bet you’d both have sore hands! "
We play a game called tit splat. As it drips down her ample cleavage I slap them together and try and make the cum hit her on the chin. Oh how we laugh... |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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"Didn’t realise they’re were so many rules to swinging, but yodelling at orgies is frowned upon.
What swinging rules have you broke ?
* yodeling "
Did you form an orderly orderly orderly queue. |
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"The wife has this thing for high fiving me every time I make another woman cum. Yet to get us thrown out but has certainly got us plenty of funny looks.
The question is: What do you do every time she makes a guy cum? Guessing it couldn’t be high fiving or I’d bet you’d both have sore hands!
We play a game called tit splat. As it drips down her ample cleavage I slap them together and try and make the cum hit her on the chin. Oh how we laugh... "
Certainly sounds fun to me! |
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"Quoting the speeches of Winston Churchill"
You only need to modify them a bit. For instance: We shall fuck her on the land, we shall fuck her on the beaches, we shall fuck her in the woods etc. Or: I have nothing to offer you but sex, sweat and spunk! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once ruined a perfectly good MFF threesome by putting on an obscure Japanese post punk tune and singing along with the lyrics... "miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow"
Lesson learnt |
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"I once ruined a perfectly good MFF threesome by putting on an obscure Japanese post punk tune and singing along with the lyrics... "miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow"
Lesson learnt "
Tell me about it, the Chinese lyrics are even worse!  |
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Also don’t sing ‘She’ll be cumming round the mountain when she cums’ at the top of your voice while screwing her to a climax. I learnt it only makes them giggle and kills the sex vibe! But it helps them last longer so when they finally reach the summit it’s like they’re on top of the world. Unfortunately it’s all downhill from there! |
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"Didn’t realise they’re were so many rules to swinging, but yodelling at orgies is frowned upon.
What swinging rules have you broke ? "
Are you, in fact, Jess Glyn? She sounds like a yodeller! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Didn’t realise they’re were so many rules to swinging, but yodelling at orgies is frowned upon.
What swinging rules have you broke ?
Are you, in fact, Jess Glyn? She sounds like a yodeller!"
Yes, yes I am ! |
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