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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Do you have a better body and find your face is a let down? Or would you say your face is our best feature and your body is a disappointment?

Could be your lucky enough just to be wonderful looking in all aspects of course.

If it came down to it which would you prefer, someone who is facially attractive or a body of a god/godess??

Non of this fence sitting malarky 'its the whole package/person that counts' crap.. decent face or body?

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

My body is rubbish compared to my face.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tough one, but would say body first.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Used to be my body, but sadly through my own neglect it caught up with my face.

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Prefer face........

Very hard on sites like this..

You see great body pics an run a mile when see face...

You see bad body pics and think "oh here, they not too bad actually" when you see face...

So def face for me.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Both lol xx

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By *oodnvampCouple  over a year ago

beverley


"My body is rubbish compared to my face."

Mine too!

Nice behind by the way... Or did I mention that already?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is nothing wrong with me that :

A six month session in the gym

A full body lift

Laser eye surgery

A hair transplant

A bottle of 'Just for Men'

Major facial reconstructive surgery

A month on a rack and

A good dick pump

Can't sort out !

Whilst I'm saving up though, I've just bought a good mirror

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Both lol xx "

Check your ass for splinters

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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Well Insatiablechick, with you we will never knwo

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Do you have a better body and find your face is a let down? Or would you say your face is our best feature and your body is a disappointment?

Could be your lucky enough just to be wonderful looking in all aspects of course.

If it came down to it which would you prefer, someone who is facially attractive or a body of a god/godess??

Non of this fence sitting malarky 'its the whole package/person that counts' crap.. decent face or body?

"

I will always choose a nice face over a good body. But I don't complain if they have both.

Would say our faces and bodies are about the same, ok but could be better...lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What if you are fuck ugly in all departments, do you get a charity fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

serious answer is i am content with both, but if offered the option of on or the other, i'd have my body sorted before my face

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Cmon you lot....

How many profiles you looked at, got in touch coz they look great and asked for face pics then though NAHHHHHHHHHH its ok changed our minds!!!

We have ALL done it....lol

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Face! If the face looks like they have been wacked with the ugly stick several times rather miss.....even if they have a sexy body!

Shame you can't give em a paper bag! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cmon you lot....

How many profiles you looked at, got in touch coz they look great and asked for face pics then though NAHHHHHHHHHH its ok changed our minds!!!

We have ALL done it....lol

"

yup

that's why it doesn't bother me if ppl do the same with me

we can't be attractive to all ppl all of the time

simple fact of life

just happens that some ppl are more attractive to more ppl more of the time

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By *ondafirestormMan  over a year ago

heckington

Im all rubbish but i know how to please the ladies hence my verifications.

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Cmon you lot....

How many profiles you looked at, got in touch coz they look great and asked for face pics then though NAHHHHHHHHHH its ok changed our minds!!!

We have ALL done it....lol

yup

that's why it doesn't bother me if ppl do the same with me

we can't be attractive to all ppl all of the time

simple fact of life

just happens that some ppl are more attractive to more ppl more of the time "

It has never bothered me either....Im just pointing out the face is more important to most, but not all x

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"My body is rubbish compared to my face.

Mine too!

Nice behind by the way... Or did I mention that already? "

You may have mentioned it.;-)

But I heartily encourage you to mention it more.

My ego doesn't maintain this monstrous size by narcissism alone you know!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

body hands down

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By *oodnvampCouple  over a year ago

beverley

To be honest, it's far more than looks that would attract me to a person anyway. I'm quite often attracted to someone for their personality before I've even see what they look like. They could have the body of an adonis with the face of Brad Pitt, if they don't make me smile, then that's that.

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By *oodnvampCouple  over a year ago

beverley


"My body is rubbish compared to my face.

Mine too!

Nice behind by the way... Or did I mention that already?

You may have mentioned it.;-)

But I heartily encourage you to mention it more.

My ego doesn't maintain this monstrous size by narcissism alone you know! "

*Runs off to pen ego massageing email of shamless proportions!*

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By *tomComMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough

face or body ? hmmmm ...

I think I will just stick with the cock photos.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

most are here for the physical side of things and you can have more fun with a good bod than a pretty face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prob grade myself low on both. Please don't add personality to the criteria, cause i'll prob fail on that note too.

What the hell am I doing in here you may ask ?

I've asked myself the same, in fact my other 'self' is cool, fit body, nice face but he only comes out on weekends. The other 'self' works all the hours there are.

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By *eeking Maid MarianMan  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest N Notts


"Face! If the face looks like they have been wacked with the ugly stick several times rather miss.....even if they have a sexy body!

Shame you c

n't give em a paper bag! Lol"

I have a great collection of paper bags in reserve.. .but amazingly never had to use a single one!!

I guess that explains why Specsavers do so well

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"To be honest, it's far more than looks that would attract me to a person anyway. I'm quite often attracted to someone for their personality before I've even see what they look like. They could have the body of an adonis with the face of Brad Pitt, if they don't make me smile, then that's that. "

Damn , two out of three ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d like to think the manufacture supplied my body and face as a matching pair ,,,,,,,!!!!! and I believe regardless of customer satisfaction, they came with a strict no refund policy….!.

So hey…… if I can’t take them back … I may as well, wear them out !!!!!

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By *heekychezzaWoman  over a year ago

warrington


"most are here for the physical side of things and you can have more fun with a good bod than a pretty face "

nah...don't agree there.....have had meets with guys who have fabulous bodies but the fun has just been ok and have had meets with guys who are not particularly fit, where the sex has been really mind-blowing. For me it really does come down to attraction towards an individual, and yes, if they make me laugh they do get a head start.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"most are here for the physical side of things and you can have more fun with a good bod than a pretty face

nah...don't agree there.....have had meets with guys who have fabulous bodies but the fun has just been ok and have had meets with guys who are not particularly fit, where the sex has been really mind-blowing. For me it really does come down to attraction towards an individual, and yes, if they make me laugh they do get a head start. "

Big +1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"most are here for the physical side of things and you can have more fun with a good bod than a pretty face

nah...don't agree there.....have had meets with guys who have fabulous bodies but the fun has just been ok and have had meets with guys who are not particularly fit, where the sex has been really mind-blowing. For me it really does come down to attraction towards an individual, and yes, if they make me laugh they do get a head start. "

was saying in general without going too deep into it. yeh course u could pick the hottest or the nottest and either could turn out to be a crap shag

but i`d chance it with a good bod over a really pretty lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"most are here for the physical side of things and you can have more fun with a good bod than a pretty face

nah...don't agree there.....have had meets with guys who have fabulous bodies but the fun has just been ok and have had meets with guys who are not particularly fit, where the sex has been really mind-blowing. For me it really does come down to attraction towards an individual, and yes, if they make me laugh they do get a head start. "

yup - am with ya on that 1 chezza

i bumped into a guy on the street when i was out with my mate.

he said 'ello' so my mate enquired as to who it was.

i said 'i've met him 6/7 times offline' to which he said 'really ? he isn't your type at all!' (my male type generally being younger, fitter, bits 'o' ruff)

my answer was 'i know, but the sex has been awesome every time, so it's worth keep goin back'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Topic just makes me think of two sayings, bobfoc and butter face!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

i definatley dont have a great body and i didnt fall out of the ugly tree but not beautiful either as the saying goes beauty is in the eye of the beholder or beerholder as the case may be lol.

for me give me a nice happy smiling face everytime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"most are here for the physical side of things and you can have more fun with a good bod than a pretty face

nah...don't agree there.....have had meets with guys who have fabulous bodies but the fun has just been ok and have had meets with guys who are not particularly fit, where the sex has been really mind-blowing. For me it really does come down to attraction towards an individual, and yes, if they make me laugh they do get a head start.

Big +1

"

Big +2 for me

Since being on this site I can honesty say I don't have a particular type of guy now as in looks etc

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By *iscreet_guy_4_st8_funMan  over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Do you have a better body and find your face is a let down? Or would you say your face is our best feature and your body is a disappointment?

Could be your lucky enough just to be wonderful looking in all aspects of course.

If it came down to it which would you prefer, someone who is facially attractive or a body of a god/godess??

Non of this fence sitting malarky 'its the whole package/person that counts' crap.. decent face or body?

"

I think my face is better than my body.. but im pretty happy with all to be honest im not athletic in anyway really, but not over weight either so i suppose im pretty lucky...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Erm im wotking on the body and facially im no George Clooney haha!!

Always been the face for me though!!

x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can't win on this site because people hide one or the other! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you have a better body and find your face is a let down? Or would you say your face is our best feature and your body is a disappointment?

Could be your lucky enough just to be wonderful looking in all aspects of course.

If it came down to it which would you prefer, someone who is facially attractive or a body of a god/godess??

Non of this fence sitting malarky 'its the whole package/person that counts' crap.. decent face or body?

"

yep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My face has aged better than my arse

Where meets are concerned I tend to go for a face that I fancy... so long as the rest of them isn't tooo deformed...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think my face is ok. You can tell a lot about a person by their face i think. Some people have hard faces and plain looking people can have a chip on their shoulder.

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I think my face is ok. You can tell a lot about a person by their face i think. Some people have hard faces and plain looking people can have a chip on their shoulder."

Erm...........if you say so

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"isn't tooo deformed... "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

neither is great but if i was pushed i say my face was better!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i always carry a paper bag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Face for me everytime! Not too bothered about body beautiful as long as it's not too deformed as someone else said lol

As for me, think my face is a better feature than my body, though i certainly dont consider myself a beauty, I seem to do ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i always carry a paper bag "

to be on the safe side, do what i do and take 2 !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My face is better than my body.

I prefer faces to bodies too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i always carry a paper bag

to be on the safe side, do what i do and take 2 ! "

Not sure I could breathe if I was double bagged!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i always carry a paper bag

to be on the safe side, do what i do and take 2 !

Not sure I could breathe if I was double bagged! "

you wear one, make them wear the other!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like a nice face....Would never shag a munter just for the body!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got a face like a bag of spanners and a body that if the wind blew strong enough, would blow it away.

Am screwed really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just give me a huge pair of tits and a smashable ass i wouldnt be paying attention to much else

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't look at the clock when your poking the fire!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ive had a few guys tell me its a shame im fat cause im a nice looking woman lol

never know weather thats a compliment or a insult, bit of both really i suppose lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ive had a few guys tell me its a shame im fat cause im a nice looking woman lol

never know weather thats a compliment or a insult, bit of both really i suppose lmao "

well if you are fat, all I can say is they must have been meeting with stick insects before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ive had a few guys tell me its a shame im fat cause im a nice looking woman lol

never know weather thats a compliment or a insult, bit of both really i suppose lmao "

oh i've had that

'i don't normally like bigger people but ...'

doesn't phase me really - as long as they suck me knob before they leave they can have their little opinions

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By *oodnvampCouple  over a year ago

beverley

It still amazes me just how rude some people are! And not rude in a good way either.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ive had a few guys tell me its a shame im fat cause im a nice looking woman lol

never know weather thats a compliment or a insult, bit of both really i suppose lmao well if you are fat, all I can say is they must have been meeting with stick insects before "

well everyone has their own idea of what fat is but yeah its usually the really good looking ones who would suit a model hanging off their arm better who makes the comments

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't choose and luckily for me, there are plenty of men who have looks, personality and bodies that match my criteria on fabs so I don't have to compromise.

In fact in 'nilla life, i don't compromise on it either!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

thing is being a single woman on here you dont have to be good looking or have a good body to get meets on here, i get more mail than i can read most days and im not anything special in either department

sad fact but true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"thing is being a single woman on here you dont have to be good looking or have a good body to get meets on here, i get more mail than i can read most days and im not anything special in either department

sad fact but true "

u brute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"thing is being a single woman on here you dont have to be good looking or have a good body to get meets on here, i get more mail than i can read most days and im not anything special in either department

sad fact but true "

even worse for us ugly single blokes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"thing is being a single woman on here you dont have to be good looking or have a good body to get meets on here, i get more mail than i can read most days and im not anything special in either department

sad fact but true

u brute "

i know, its great too tho lol

id hate to be a single guy on here it would drive me nuts if i had to wait 3 months between meets lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"thing is being a single woman on here you dont have to be good looking or have a good body to get meets on here, i get more mail than i can read most days and im not anything special in either department

sad fact but true

u brute

i know, its great too tho lol

id hate to be a single guy on here it would drive me nuts if i had to wait 3 months between meets lol"

good job I got work to keep me busy and take my mind off it, lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well Insatiablechick, with you we will never knwo"

Well she used to always have a picture up before

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By *iscreet_guy_4_st8_funMan  over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


"thing is being a single woman on here you dont have to be good looking or have a good body to get meets on here, i get more mail than i can read most days and im not anything special in either department

sad fact but true

u brute

i know, its great too tho lol

id hate to be a single guy on here it would drive me nuts if i had to wait 3 months between meets lol"

I wish it was only 3 months... LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"thing is being a single woman on here you dont have to be good looking or have a good body to get meets on here, i get more mail than i can read most days and im not anything special in either department

sad fact but true "

I dunno bought that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

all in the eyes thats if they have a face pic....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"thing is being a single woman on here you dont have to be good looking or have a good body to get meets on here, i get more mail than i can read most days and im not anything special in either department

sad fact but true

u brute

i know, its great too tho lol

id hate to be a single guy on here it would drive me nuts if i had to wait 3 months between meets lol

I wish it was only 3 months... LOL "

awww fancy a sympathy shag? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now I am going to admit I am not Jonny Depp (sigh, the truth will always out), and to be franck (or Paul, your choice), I am a little on the slim side.

And as some posters above have said, yes perhaps single women have an easier time, in terms of getting meets regardless of the way they feel they look.

But perhaps the important thing for me is not to worry too much about why people may not want to meet me, but improving those aspects of myself that make people want to meet me. There is a lot I cannot change, but there is also a great deal I can. I like me, for a given value of like, if I could change my looks, add a few stones, and sort my own apartment out, that would be wonderful.

But only a few of those things are under my control.

I have met people that I have not seen a face pic of, single guys will meet anyone, right? No wrong, I met these people because they made me laugh, or the messages I received from them were thought provoking and showed personality. You can have the nicest body in the world, and look like Bjork (sigh), but if you are dull, you are dull, and to be honest, save the petrol and have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

face is definitely better on me.. though my boobs are nice too... below there it all goes a bit wrong lol

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall

Without sounding like a egotistical twat hopefully I will admit that I'm pretty happy with both. Not perfect obviously but confident in my charms. I have also to admit to wanting the full package from others most of the time. Personality comes into it also under full package deal. Call me miss picky.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Without sounding like a egotistical twat hopefully I will admit that I'm pretty happy with both. Not perfect obviously but confident in my charms. I have also to admit to wanting the full package from others most of the time. Personality comes into it also under full package deal. Call me miss picky. "

You've got a nice bum Mrs, and from what I can remember your other bits are ok too

Oh, and I'm just perfick too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cmon you lot....

How many profiles you looked at, got in touch coz they look great and asked for face pics then though NAHHHHHHHHHH its ok changed our minds!!!

We have ALL done it....lol

"

Hands up to that lol

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm ugly, fat and old

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not blessed with either, but it doesn't stop me having fun

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

B.O.B.F.O.C.

Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pic of a nice sexy bod gets your attention how long is determined by the face pic...

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Without sounding like a egotistical twat hopefully I will admit that I'm pretty happy with both. Not perfect obviously but confident in my charms. I have also to admit to wanting the full package from others most of the time. Personality comes into it also under full package deal. Call me miss picky.

You've got a nice bum Mrs, and from what I can remember your other bits are ok too

Oh, and I'm just perfick too "

Who am I too argue lol...ain't many of us around eh jack?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm ugly, fat and old "

Bull.

None of those things are true, its about attitude!

Look at me for example, I'm neither a looker or slim or particularly busty, but I am confident and cheeky and it gets me a long way!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm ugly, fat and old

Bull.

None of those things are true, its about attitude!

Look at me for example, I'm neither a looker or slim or particularly busty, but I am confident and cheeky and it gets me a long way!"

You're a babe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My face is the best! Body is all to crap, thought the guys I meet don't seem to mind! I am told I have amazing eyes and a cheeky, naughty smile! No ugly skicks in sight! Well until u look at my fat arse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a sucker for a pretty face and nice long legs, so much so that I'm prepared to overlook the bits in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My face is my best feature - well really my eyes, body needs a wee bit work doing to it. I prefer to see a nice smile, twinkly eyes good teeth and no monobrow over a 6 pack any day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm ugly, fat and old

Bull.

None of those things are true, its about attitude!

Look at me for example, I'm neither a looker or slim or particularly busty, but I am confident and cheeky and it gets me a long way!"

You are not that bad, busty you are and you have lovely hair too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm ugly, fat and old

Bull.

None of those things are true, its about attitude!

Look at me for example, I'm neither a looker or slim or particularly busty, but I am confident and cheeky and it gets me a long way!

You are not that bad, busty you are and you have lovely hair too "

Thanks, pay ya later, but I wasn't looking for that, more trying to cheer up Alex

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm ugly, fat and old

Bull.

None of those things are true, its about attitude!

Look at me for example, I'm neither a looker or slim or particularly busty, but I am confident and cheeky and it gets me a long way!

You are not that bad, busty you are and you have lovely hair too

Thanks, pay ya later, but I wasn't looking for that, more trying to cheer up Alex"

and I thought you were stunning when you appeared in front of me in the Jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm ugly, fat and old

Bull.

None of those things are true, its about attitude!

Look at me for example, I'm neither a looker or slim or particularly busty, but I am confident and cheeky and it gets me a long way!

You are not that bad, busty you are and you have lovely hair too

Thanks, pay ya later, but I wasn't looking for that, more trying to cheer up Alex

and I thought you were stunning when you appeared in front of me in the Jacuzzi "

Shoulda gone to specsavers!

I was meaning- if you think like your post earlier, it won't help with your confidence xx

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm ugly, fat and old

Bull.

None of those things are true, its about attitude!

Look at me for example, I'm neither a looker or slim or particularly busty, but I am confident and cheeky and it gets me a long way!

You are not that bad, busty you are and you have lovely hair too

Thanks, pay ya later, but I wasn't looking for that, more trying to cheer up Alex

and I thought you were stunning when you appeared in front of me in the Jacuzzi

Shoulda gone to specsavers!

I was meaning- if you think like your post earlier, it won't help with your confidence xx"

it was meant to be sarcasim but it obviously failed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm ugly, fat and old

Bull.

None of those things are true, its about attitude!

Look at me for example, I'm neither a looker or slim or particularly busty, but I am confident and cheeky and it gets me a long way!

You are not that bad, busty you are and you have lovely hair too

Thanks, pay ya later, but I wasn't looking for that, more trying to cheer up Alex

and I thought you were stunning when you appeared in front of me in the Jacuzzi

Shoulda gone to specsavers!

I was meaning- if you think like your post earlier, it won't help with your confidence xx

it was meant to be sarcasim but it obviously failed "

Should have used one of these, then I would have got it , sorry

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm ugly, fat and old

Bull.

None of those things are true, its about attitude!

Look at me for example, I'm neither a looker or slim or particularly busty, but I am confident and cheeky and it gets me a long way!

You are not that bad, busty you are and you have lovely hair too

Thanks, pay ya later, but I wasn't looking for that, more trying to cheer up Alex

and I thought you were stunning when you appeared in front of me in the Jacuzzi

Shoulda gone to specsavers!

I was meaning- if you think like your post earlier, it won't help with your confidence xx

it was meant to be sarcasim but it obviously failed

Should have used one of these, then I would have got it , sorry "

can we console eachother next time we meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm ugly, fat and old

Bull.

None of those things are true, its about attitude!

Look at me for example, I'm neither a looker or slim or particularly busty, but I am confident and cheeky and it gets me a long way!

You are not that bad, busty you are and you have lovely hair too

Thanks, pay ya later, but I wasn't looking for that, more trying to cheer up Alex

and I thought you were stunning when you appeared in front of me in the Jacuzzi

Shoulda gone to specsavers!

I was meaning- if you think like your post earlier, it won't help with your confidence xx

it was meant to be sarcasim but it obviously failed

Should have used one of these, then I would have got it , sorry

can we console eachother next time we meet "

See, now you are getting the idea!!

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm ugly, fat and old

Bull.

None of those things are true, its about attitude!

Look at me for example, I'm neither a looker or slim or particularly busty, but I am confident and cheeky and it gets me a long way!

You are not that bad, busty you are and you have lovely hair too

Thanks, pay ya later, but I wasn't looking for that, more trying to cheer up Alex

and I thought you were stunning when you appeared in front of me in the Jacuzzi

Shoulda gone to specsavers!

I was meaning- if you think like your post earlier, it won't help with your confidence xx

it was meant to be sarcasim but it obviously failed

Should have used one of these, then I would have got it , sorry

can we console eachother next time we meet

See, now you are getting the idea!! "

lmao 'scrum down'

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