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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?
Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?
Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?
Have you done it without style?
Have you done it up a mile?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?
Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is thy Purity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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o.......k i managed your limmeric pussy
princess pussy's a lady in chat
who has a tattoo on her twat
she smokes her cig's nude
and is definetly rude
and that is the end of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"o.......k i managed your limmeric pussy
princess pussy's a lady in chat
who has a tattoo on her twat
she smokes her cig's nude
and is definetly rude
and that is the end of that"
Yeah but.... how many nos? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"o.......k i managed your limmeric pussy
princess pussy's a lady in chat
who has a tattoo on her twat
she smokes her cig's nude
and is definetly rude
and that is the end of that"
ooooh Sunders am in work and just burst out laughing at that. The patients are going to think am nuts. I will put that on my profile.....thanks ever so much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ok ive been out with the dog and had a better idea for the last line...
princess pussy's a lady in chat
who has a butterfly tattoo on her twat
she smokes her cig's nude
and is definetly rude
and will do anything except scat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ok ive been out with the dog and had a better idea for the last line...
princess pussy's a lady in chat
who has a butterfly tattoo on her twat
she smokes her cig's nude
and is definetly rude
and will do anything except scat"
thanks phil have edited my profile accordingly mwah kisses all over
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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" There's supposed to be "No's"? 
Oh dear, we'd better get back up there and fake it!!
(Wadda ya mean you always fake it?)  "
OK, the jury is in and the verdict is... 21! And that is just about the same for both of us (Les 23) cos she was a virgin when we met (and for 6 months after!  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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dont know why your all bothered over the goat one, i thought the dead one was worse. however in saying that i have had a few meets that i thought were half dead to start with |
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