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.. hear ‘Uptown Funk’ I sing FunkyPigeon.com (it’s the same tune), unless it’s just me.
Whenever I see my workmate, i always greet him with ‘So, we meet again !’, like he’s my mortal enemy and we’re just about to do battle.
Whenever I am in the supermarket, at the checkout and they ask if I found everything I neeeded, I always say ‘No, you didn’t have the speedboat I was after!’ It’s usually greeted with a blank expression.
What random shit do you do ?
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I often do Mick Jagger impressions when lying down.
I greet friends by saying “greetings”
I sometimes put on an Italian accent and say “what a mistaka to maka” when i’ve cocked something up - you can blame Allo Allo for that.
I ask my sons to give me a hand with something as they’re my only hope, it works better than a straight forward request.
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"Not so much anymore but when my son used to say 'can you put my shoes on' i would always reply with 'why should i? They won't fit me'"
I do that with the kettle  |
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I call my husband ‘dad’ in public even though he’s only four years older than me and looks four years younger than me. I used to do it because I loved the confused expression of whoever heard, but it really embarrasses one of my younger sisters, to the point that my whole family now call him dad in public.
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I often do Mick Jagger impressions when lying down.
I greet friends by saying “greetings”
I sometimes put on an Italian accent and say “what a mistaka to maka” when i’ve cocked something up - you can blame Allo Allo for that.
I ask my sons to give me a hand with something as they’re my only hope, it works better than a straight forward request.
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Haha, if I see someone with a beer with loads of froth I say ‘Want a flake with that mate ?’ in an Australian accent.
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"I call my husband ‘dad’ in public even though he’s only four years older than me and looks four years younger than me. I used to do it because I loved the confused expression of whoever heard, but it really embarrasses one of my younger sisters, to the point that my whole family now call him dad in public.
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Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy - Kid Creole & The Coconuts
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"I call my husband ‘dad’ in public even though he’s only four years older than me and looks four years younger than me. I used to do it because I loved the confused expression of whoever heard, but it really embarrasses one of my younger sisters, to the point that my whole family now call him dad in public.
Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy - Kid Creole & The Coconuts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=elmSBREviA0"
Now listening to it! |
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When I'm buying a hot dog from a burger van and they ask if want anything on it, I always ask for dijon vous mustard.
When they ask what it is I reply "it's a mustard I've had before".
Usually greeted with a blank expression.
I also spotted a spelling mistake on their menu and mentioned it to some friends. Who all made a point of visiting the van and asking specifically for what it said on the menu.
I can't imagine how long that took to get old for the burger van bloke. |
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"When I'm buying a hot dog from a burger van and they ask if want anything on it, I always ask for dijon vous mustard.
When they ask what it is I reply "it's a mustard I've had before".
Usually greeted with a blank expression.
I also spotted a spelling mistake on their menu and mentioned it to some friends. Who all made a point of visiting the van and asking specifically for what it said on the menu.
I can't imagine how long that took to get old for the burger van bloke."
That’s to high brow humour for a burger van ! |
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"I call my husband ‘dad’ in public even though he’s only four years older than me and looks four years younger than me. I used to do it because I loved the confused expression of whoever heard, but it really embarrasses one of my younger sisters, to the point that my whole family now call him dad in public.
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"I call my husband ‘dad’ in public even though he’s only four years older than me and looks four years younger than me. I used to do it because I loved the confused expression of whoever heard, but it really embarrasses one of my younger sisters, to the point that my whole family now call him dad in public.
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Family dinners are amazing. My mum, dad, sister, brother, cousins, grandparents all join in. Even my auntie and uncle, and my uncle used to despise him (purely because he’s four years older and I was young when we got together. He loves him now).
My poor younger sister is 15 and very easily embarrassed |
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mmmm i may or may not be guilty of explaining to someone that my partner was my dad and he was having a day out from the nursing home  |
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"I call my husband ‘dad’ in public even though he’s only four years older than me and looks four years younger than me. I used to do it because I loved the confused expression of whoever heard, but it really embarrasses one of my younger sisters, to the point that my whole family now call him dad in public.
mmmm i may or may not be guilty of explaining to someone that my partner was my dad and he was having a day out from the nursing home "
Oh! I can’t go shopping with my actual dad because he calls me Mum and screams ‘stranger danger’ at me and runs away.  |
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"When I'm buying a hot dog from a burger van and they ask if want anything on it, I always ask for dijon vous mustard.
When they ask what it is I reply "it's a mustard I've had before".
Usually greeted with a blank expression.
I also spotted a spelling mistake on their menu and mentioned it to some friends. Who all made a point of visiting the van and asking specifically for what it said on the menu.
I can't imagine how long that took to get old for the burger van bloke.
That’s to high brow humour for a burger van ! "
They're a tough crowd..... |
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".. hear ‘Uptown Funk’ I sing FunkyPigeon.com (it’s the same tune), unless it’s just me. "
I always break into the ‘Uptown Funk Macarena’ the beat fits the dance perfectly just speed it up. I’m not sorry. |
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"When I'm buying a hot dog from a burger van and they ask if want anything on it, I always ask for dijon vous mustard.
When they ask what it is I reply "it's a mustard I've had before".
Usually greeted with a blank expression.
I also spotted a spelling mistake on their menu and mentioned it to some friends. Who all made a point of visiting the van and asking specifically for what it said on the menu.
I can't imagine how long that took to get old for the burger van bloke.
That’s to high brow humour for a burger van !
They're a tough crowd..... "
Dumb it down a bit. Just say that sausage in that hot dog looks like a cock, they’ll fall about ! |
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"Whenever I’m in Piccadilly Circus I have to stand next to the sign next to the tube station and say it’s like Piccadilly Circus round here "
At last!! Someone with my sense of humour That one's got me written all over it   |
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".. hear ‘Uptown Funk’ I sing FunkyPigeon.com (it’s the same tune), unless it’s just me.
Whenever I see my workmate, i always greet him with ‘So, we meet again !’, like he’s my mortal enemy and we’re just about to do battle.
Whenever I am in the supermarket, at the checkout and they ask if I found everything I neeeded, I always say ‘No, you didn’t have the speedboat I was after!’ It’s usually greeted with a blank expression.
What random shit do you do ?
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Different tune. Funky Pigeon was composed by a guy who lives near Coventry, he does loads of music for ads etc |
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think it was being brought up in a houseful of United fans ! 
