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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A young farmhand cuts his finger quite badly and goes to show the farmer. The farmer tells him the best way to fix it is to shove the damaged digit up a cow's arse.
A little dubious the farmhand goes into the dairy where he comes across the milkmaid.
"What are you doing here?" she asks to which the farmhand tells her the farmer's instructions.
"That doesn't seem very nice", she says, "I'll tell you what, why not shove it up my arse instead?", and with that she bends over and lifts up her skirts.
After a moment's fumbling the milkmaid gives out a squeal, "That's not my arse", she cries.
"I know, that's not my finger". |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds |
I was given the choice of a massive cock or a great memory..
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I can't remember w hat I chose.
And a pussy joke ..
"G'Day mate, Aussie help line here..........What's the problem,.... Cobber?"
"I'm in Darwin with my Sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up."
"Bummer, mate...!!!"
"Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that. Bye." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ann and Sue having coffe together. Sue has a bunch of red roses.
Ann says to her " what beautiful roses you have"!
Sue replies " yes, my boyfriend gave them to me! Now I will have to spend the weekend with my legs in the air"!
Ann replies " why? Have you not got a vase"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A family of prostitutes,granny,mother & daughter.
The daughter comes in & says I only got £20 to give a punter a blow job,her mother says when I was your age I'd of got £10 & been greatfull,her granny said in my day I'd have been gratefull for a warm drink on a cold night! |
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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago
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Dick Green was in church when a strange feeling came over him, he stood up on the pew dropped his trousers and exposed himself in front of the congregation, an old lady says ''is that Dick Green?'' her friend says '' no its the way the light shines through the stained glass window'' |
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