Not really

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

By *im L FuckitMan over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I robbed the local bakers. Some one told me to use my loaf

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went to London zoo. I was star attraction. I fell in the lions cage. Everyone inside roared

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nosh gosh by gosh is my new food company. Golly gosh.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dreamed I was eating a very big very dry marshmallow! Woke up feeling very thirsty and unable to find my pillow!