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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod over, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.And her vital statistics were 36, 24, £1.50 a kilo. 
You bugger, I squirted coffee out of my nose, yukkk  "
funny as fuck.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Merlympics
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-dorset-45349086/mermaids-compete-in-merlympics-event"
Was on the news..I'm sure theres a kink in there somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are there mermans?
Probably living happily with the unicorns "
Now your just taking the mik..next thing you'll saying is that there are single girls on here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.
and she knew her Plaice.
That was not bad... but Cod do batter
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Pmsl
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.
and she knew her Plaice.
That was not bad... but Cod do batter
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When the chips are down ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.
and she knew her Plaice.
That was not bad... but Cod do batter
When the chips are down ..."
If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
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"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.
and she knew her Plaice.
That was not bad... but Cod do batter
When the chips are down ...
If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow"
I’ll Mullet over and get back to you.... |
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"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.
and she knew her Plaice.
That was not bad... but Cod do batter
When the chips are down ...
If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow"
How does a mermaid have sex? She gets her plaice filleted by a big cod. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.
and she knew her Plaice.
That was not bad... but Cod do batter
When the chips are down ...
If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow
I’ll Mullet over and get back to you...."
No Trout about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.
and she knew her Plaice.
That was not bad... but Cod do batter
When the chips are down ...
If you can think of a better fish pun let minnow
I’ll Mullet over and get back to you....
No Trout about it."
It’s no good carping on about it |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
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"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut. "
Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.
Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....
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Are you doing this on porpoise? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.
Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....
Are you doing this on porpoise? "
It comes form my Sole |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
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"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.
Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....
Are you doing this on porpoise? "
Of Coarse.... Haddock enough of these yet... !! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.
Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....
Are you doing this on porpoise?
Of Coarse.... Haddock enough of these yet... !! "
Know your plaice bouy...... |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
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"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.
Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....
Are you doing this on porpoise?
Of Coarse.... Haddock enough of these yet... !!
Know your plaice bouy...... "
Brevity is the Sole of my wit .... ?? |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.
Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....
Are you doing this on porpoise?
Of Coarse.... Haddock enough of these yet... !!
Know your plaice bouy......
Brevity is the Sole of my wit .... ??"
Floundering for an explanation of trout one. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.
Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....
Are you doing this on porpoise?
It comes form my Sole"
How very un-shellfish of you xx |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
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"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.
Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....
Are you doing this on porpoise?
Of Coarse.... Haddock enough of these yet... !!
Know your plaice bouy......
Brevity is the Sole of my wit .... ??
Floundering for an explanation of trout one. "
No need to Carp. Admit it, you're having a Whale of a time!
It's no Fluke .....but maybe you should Mullet over with a nice cup of Char before you Scampi off in a melan-Coley mood.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whale, whale, whale, these fish jokes are reel-y kraken me up. Let's do it just for the halibut.
Don’t be so koi I know your really like herring and trawling through these without floundering ....
Are you doing this on porpoise?
It comes form my Sole
How very un-shellfish of you xx"
Oh for Cod's Hake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This must be the most surreal thread I've ever read. There should be more like these."
I agree. There's a time to be serious and a time to be silly.They say wisdom comes with age. I just get sillier!
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