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over a year ago
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I dunno given the choice of an empty derelict swimming pool or having my fingernails pulled out with pliers, I think I’d go with the swimming pool option to be honest!
But in terms of getting heckles up or making your skin crawl - walking through a cobweb accidentally then having the web all over your face and head and that horrible feeling of ‘shit, does that mean there’s a spider on me now...’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... empty, derelict swimming pools. Shudder.
What makes your skin crawl? cockroaches
Yes! Insects bigger than ants are bad. "
lift a manhole cover in most hotels in the canaries omg |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"A lolly stick on your tongue.
Like when the doctor deepthroats you with one? (I know they don’t call it that...) "
I think that would be sexual assault!
But not just doctors ones. The ones you get in ice lollies. |
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"I dunno given the choice of an empty derelict swimming pool or having my fingernails pulled out with pliers, I think I’d go with the swimming pool option to be honest!
But in terms of getting heckles up or making your skin crawl - walking through a cobweb accidentally then having the web all over your face and head and that horrible feeling of ‘shit, does that mean there’s a spider on me now...’ "
Nope. Swimming pool is worse.
But, since you’re proposing a ranking system, spiders or pliers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dunno given the choice of an empty derelict swimming pool or having my fingernails pulled out with pliers, I think I’d go with the swimming pool option to be honest!
But in terms of getting heckles up or making your skin crawl - walking through a cobweb accidentally then having the web all over your face and head and that horrible feeling of ‘shit, does that mean there’s a spider on me now...’
Nope. Swimming pool is worse.
But, since you’re proposing a ranking system, spiders or pliers? "
Neither. FAF?  |
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"A lolly stick on your tongue.
Like when the doctor deepthroats you with one? (I know they don’t call it that...)
I think that would be sexual assault!
But not just doctors ones. The ones you get in ice lollies. "
“Mrs Trellis, I’m just going to deep throat you with a lolly stick until you gag”
“Thank you doctor”.
Maybe 99s are the way forward for you. |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"A lolly stick on your tongue.
Like when the doctor deepthroats you with one? (I know they don’t call it that...)
I think that would be sexual assault!
But not just doctors ones. The ones you get in ice lollies.
“Mrs Trellis, I’m just going to deep throat you with a lolly stick until you gag”
“Thank you doctor”.
Maybe 99s are the way forward for you. "
Or 69s, are also acceptable |
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"I dunno given the choice of an empty derelict swimming pool or having my fingernails pulled out with pliers, I think I’d go with the swimming pool option to be honest!
But in terms of getting heckles up or making your skin crawl - walking through a cobweb accidentally then having the web all over your face and head and that horrible feeling of ‘shit, does that mean there’s a spider on me now...’
Nope. Swimming pool is worse.
But, since you’re proposing a ranking system, spiders or pliers?
Neither. FAF? "
I so do. Mid 2019 you’re free right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dunno given the choice of an empty derelict swimming pool or having my fingernails pulled out with pliers, I think I’d go with the swimming pool option to be honest!
But in terms of getting heckles up or making your skin crawl - walking through a cobweb accidentally then having the web all over your face and head and that horrible feeling of ‘shit, does that mean there’s a spider on me now...’
Nope. Swimming pool is worse.
But, since you’re proposing a ranking system, spiders or pliers?
Neither. FAF?
I so do. Mid 2019 you’re free right? "
I’ve diarised it! Sooooo excited now!!  |
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"I dunno given the choice of an empty derelict swimming pool or having my fingernails pulled out with pliers, I think I’d go with the swimming pool option to be honest!
But in terms of getting heckles up or making your skin crawl - walking through a cobweb accidentally then having the web all over your face and head and that horrible feeling of ‘shit, does that mean there’s a spider on me now...’
Nope. Swimming pool is worse.
But, since you’re proposing a ranking system, spiders or pliers?
Neither. FAF?
I so do. Mid 2019 you’re free right?
I’ve diarised it! Sooooo excited now!! "
I’ll start shaving my legs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tea/Coffee slurpers arghhhhh the thought of the sound drives me mad "
 definitely!
Along with chewing loudly 
People should be banned from eating on public transport - especially crisps ( shudder)
And stinky food  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"Marzipan. Or the smell of it.
Seeing people pick their nose then discreetly eat it - ditto earwax
The very thought of pre-cum "
I’m with you on the first two but pre-cum is sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lolly stick on your tongue.
Like when the doctor deepthroats you with one? (I know they don’t call it that...)
I think that would be sexual assault!
But not just doctors ones. The ones you get in ice lollies. "
Open your mouth wide and say arrrgh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... empty, derelict swimming pools. Shudder.
What makes your skin crawl? "
On that note, empty train stations at night, esp in winter. Gives me the heebie jeebies  |
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"A lolly stick on your tongue.
Like when the doctor deepthroats you with one? (I know they don’t call it that...) "
Yes I do.
Aside from a visual inspection, part of the examination of the oropharynx should include checking sensory (glossopharyngeal nerve) and motor (vagus nerve)of the pharyngeal reflex.
Although, it's much kinder to tell the individual what you intend to do and use an orange stick, on both sides) rather than ramming the spatula in.
Doctor Delerium |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When people serve a fried egg in a cafe on a breakfast and they haven't flipped the egg over to cook it properly, the slime over the yolk is what's makes me wanna vom!!!
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"... empty, derelict swimming pools. Shudder.
What makes your skin crawl? "
There is a quite famous empty swimming pool near me that is now used for conferences, launch events for books and music and as a cinema.
It's a fantastic use for an otherwise defunct building.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The smell of bleach 1 it make me vomit
Love that smell. Especially in bathrooms. Makes me think it’s clean
Smells clean......
Masking the fact that it isn't "
Haha yeah I suppose. Not in my bathroom though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bird poo being dropped on you....horrible and when you’ve just washed the car and it lands on the car. Yuk
I think any poo dropped on you is bad. "
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Isn't supposed to be lucky?
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For me, being alone in a double bed, too much space  |
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"The smell of bleach 1 it make me vomit
Love that smell. Especially in bathrooms. Makes me think it’s clean
Smells clean......
Masking the fact that it isn't
Haha yeah I suppose. Not in my bathroom though!"
Mmmmm.... Maybe I should come an check?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's nothing worse than peasants hurling themselves over the railings shouting something or other about being denied basic human rights while you're trying to eat a nice slice of battenburg cake and listen to a quartet play Bach's art of fugue above the clatter of shaking chandeliers and distant gun shots  |
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