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over a year ago
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"I always fancied writing my post divorce/pre relationship memoirs... The Secret Life of a Single Swinger!"
Ooooooh I’d read that!
I’m in the midst of actually planning a children’s book. But in faith to this thread, I want fresh, brand new, exciting amazing ideas  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel that sex should be a focus in your book, or how you don’t need it in relationships to work. Maybe star crossed lovers. Or lovers of others?"
Oooooooh. Who are the star crossed lovers? Gender? Names? Age? Where are they from? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I keep thinking a book called
The day in the life of a vagina would be a best seller
Moving on to a week in the life .tge month in the life .and so on
Can just see it on the shelves in w h smith
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It occurred to me one day that the names of the last 3 women I had sex with began with J....K....and then L.
So how about a character who notices this.....then goes on to try and complete the whole alphabet!
There's 26 chapters for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want us to write the book for you? What topic are you writing on?
Don’t know. Need a topic and genre too, thanks for reminding me"
Your title is ‘because I’ve a vagina’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.
Suggestions? "
you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy  |
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I’m a prolific writer. I can’t write without inspiration but once that strikes I find that just writing absolute nonsense about the world that’s just becoming visible in your imagination helps the book write itself. Soon the characters and the world around them get on with it and you just have to write it all down.
Some ideas are bobbins though - if you can work with ‘love blossoms during community service as a theme’ then that idea you can have  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.
Suggestions? you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy "
I have extremely little experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel that sex should be a focus in your book, or how you don’t need it in relationships to work. Maybe star crossed lovers. Or lovers of others?
Oooooooh. Who are the star crossed lovers? Gender? Names? Age? Where are they from? "
Haha... I am actually writing this book! I’ve writing it for the last 2 years But just like many of my projects time gets in the way... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel that sex should be a focus in your book, or how you don’t need it in relationships to work. Maybe star crossed lovers. Or lovers of others?
Oooooooh. Who are the star crossed lovers? Gender? Names? Age? Where are they from?
Haha... I am actually writing this book! I’ve writing it for the last 2 years But just like many of my projects time gets in the way... "
*been writing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Picture books are easier.
Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!  "
I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Picture books are easier.
Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!
I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours "
That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Picture books are easier.
Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!
I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours
That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down "
I’ve some great ideas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Picture books are easier.
Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!
I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours
That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down
I’ve some great ideas "
Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller |
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If you're going to W.H.Smith....... get a reporter notepad and sit in a coffee shop ...... with one coffee all day. Pay for your coffee in copper.....
This is your back story for when you are interviewed as a famous writer.....
Don't forget to look doubly fucking freezing and say that you used to go to keep warm and see human beings...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.
Suggestions? you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy
I have extremely little experience "
One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you're going to W.H.Smith....... get a reporter notepad and sit in a coffee shop ...... with one coffee all day. Pay for your coffee in copper.....
This is your back story for when you are interviewed as a famous writer.....
Don't forget to look doubly fucking freezing and say that you used to go to keep warm and see human beings...... "
You, are a genius! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.
Suggestions? you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy
I have extremely little experience
One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top "
But where is the top? How will I know when I get there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.
Suggestions? you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy
I have extremely little experience
One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top
But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?"
you stop dead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.
Suggestions? you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy
I have extremely little experience
One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top
But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?
you stop dead "
Then how can I write a book?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.
Suggestions? you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy
I have extremely little experience
One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top
But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?
you stop dead
Then how can I write a book?! "
ghost writer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.
Suggestions? you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy
I have extremely little experience
One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top
But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?
you stop dead
Then how can I write a book?!
ghost writer "
Literal ghost |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.
Suggestions? you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy
I have extremely little experience
One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top
But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?
you stop dead
Then how can I write a book?!
ghost writer
Literal ghost"
literary ghost |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I need characters, a plot, a time period, locations and substance.
Suggestions? you basically need everything, write a book about the swinging scene, you have all the substance here to write a trilogy
I have extremely little experience
One can tell that but successful books are about the title as much as the content, come up with a great name for your book eg the Queen of swinging or shagging your way to the top
But where is the top? How will I know when I get there?
you stop dead
Then how can I write a book?!
ghost writer
Literal ghost
literary ghost"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Picture books are easier.
Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!
I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours
That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down
I’ve some great ideas
Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller "
We? Excuse me?
You are having the time of your life on ‘ I’m a dick’ thread and here we are WE |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Picture books are easier.
Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!
I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours
That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down
I’ve some great ideas
Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller
We? Excuse me?
You are having the time of your life on ‘ I’m a dick’ thread and here we are WE "
Having the time of my life? Oh bless you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Picture books are easier.
Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!
I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours
That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down
I’ve some great ideas
Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller
We? Excuse me?
You are having the time of your life on ‘ I’m a dick’ thread and here we are WE
Having the time of my life? Oh bless you "
Anyway here is the idea.. write a book about a sexy brown boy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Picture books are easier.
Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!
I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours
That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down
I’ve some great ideas
Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller
We? Excuse me?
You are having the time of your life on ‘ I’m a dick’ thread and here we are WE
Having the time of my life? Oh bless you
Anyway here is the idea.. write a book about a sexy brown boy "
Any background to the book? A name, age, location, time period, theme, genre etc? |
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I might keep this idea for myself.........
As any good writer knows you have to write about what you know .......
So .......
It's called........... IT CAME TO ME or he came to me or he comes or they come or she comes but you get the idea.......
AND.....
It's about Ghost Swingers.
You wake up feeling fucked and the signs are on the sheets but you know you've been alone...... you shower, you go to work,...... it takes over your day .....
Weeks pass....... you wake to other signs of sex having happened. Ghost jizz, nibble marks etc....... you start to recall dreams ..... like flashbacks.
You'll have to fill in the rest yourself but I see it as you've been slipping to another dimension and attending swing parties..... It becomes less scary to you ..... You always feel good after the sex......
(up to you how you die..... but die you do to get there )
There'll be some link with the living so that you become a 'visitor' and others join you.......
BUT............. it's to be modern, sensusal, slightly spooky but not stupidly scary. Spook sex - No one is harmed in the making of the sex spirits........
Ghosts are drawn to them because of their swinging 'aura/lifestyle' ...... sort of dream sex.
Anyway ...... No zombies or living dead thanks......
get writing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I might keep this idea for myself.........
As any good writer knows you have to write about what you know .......
So .......
It's called........... IT CAME TO ME or he came to me or he comes or they come or she comes but you get the idea.......
AND.....
It's about Ghost Swingers.
You wake up feeling fucked and the signs are on the sheets but you know you've been alone...... you shower, you go to work,...... it takes over your day .....
Weeks pass....... you wake to other signs of sex having happened. Ghost jizz, nibble marks etc....... you start to recall dreams ..... like flashbacks.
You'll have to fill in the rest yourself but I see it as you've been slipping to another dimension and attending swing parties..... It becomes less scary to you ..... You always feel good after the sex......
(up to you how you die..... but die you do to get there )
There'll be some link with the living so that you become a 'visitor' and others join you.......
BUT............. it's to be modern, sensusal, slightly spooky but not stupidly scary. Spook sex - No one is harmed in the making of the sex spirits........
Ghosts are drawn to them because of their swinging 'aura/lifestyle' ...... sort of dream sex.
Anyway ...... No zombies or living dead thanks......
get writing."
That’s epic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Picture books are easier.
Well I don’t know if it’s going to be a picture book yet as no ones helping out!
I am happy to offer help in return for sexual favours
That feels dodgy, like I’d be selling myself. It was meant to be a fab group effort, I feel let down
I’ve some great ideas
Spit them out then!!! We need a best seller
We? Excuse me?
You are having the time of your life on ‘ I’m a dick’ thread and here we are WE
Having the time of my life? Oh bless you
Anyway here is the idea.. write a book about a sexy brown boy
Any background to the book? A name, age, location, time period, theme, genre etc?"
Wait until my biography is available on Amazon |
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"My job is done here.
Thank you for contributing 
Shall we write Granny-Crumpet in the book under contributors or crazy old cat lady? "
And Bananaman should be written in as totally assumptive stereotyping ass hat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My job is done here.
Thank you for contributing
Shall we write Granny-Crumpet in the book under contributors or crazy old cat lady?
And Bananaman should be written in as totally assumptive stereotyping ass hat."
Duly Noted. |
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"If you're going to W.H.Smith....... get a reporter notepad and sit in a coffee shop ...... with one coffee all day. Pay for your coffee in copper.....
This is your back story for when you are interviewed as a famous writer.....
Don't forget to look doubly fucking freezing and say that you used to go to keep warm and see human beings...... "
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