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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Do you have any incidents where you, your partner or somebody you know got injured during sex or foreplay?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

No but I think my cock may fall off due to lack of it !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a girlfriend in my late teens who burned her bum on the corner of the log burner in her parents lounge.... the scream woke her folks and I had to dash out the kitchen door out into the snow and to my car still pulling on my boxers. I am assured the small scar is still visible. Her parents were confused as to how she had 'fallen' and burned her arse through her jeans!

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

I have had carpet burns on the tops of my feet before now.

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"I have had carpet burns on the tops of my feet before now. "

I’ve had them on my face and nose end . I’ve also fallen off when being on top and landed on the floor quite badly. Plus the occasional bumps on the head from headboards and walls. Also burnt my face on a radiator too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep. Nettle stings on the bum. Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yep. Nettle stings on the bum. Ouch!"

*passes dock leaves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yep. Nettle stings on the bum. Ouch!"

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Almost made her pass out from orgasms a couple times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hideous carpet burn on my lower back. It was very ouchy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Almost made her pass out from orgasms a couple times"

Does that count?

Otherwise no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I was a skinny teenager I left two massive bruises on my girlfriend's inner-thighs from my hip bones

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yes many times. I listed a few on a thread yesterday. My last big injury was about three years ago now where i broke all my left ribs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Almost made her pass out from orgasms a couple times

Does that count?

Otherwise no"

I don't think it does count

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Almost made her pass out from orgasms a couple times

Does that count?

Otherwise no

I don't think it does count "

No not me then i just like a good stretch off first

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"Hideous carpet burn on my lower back. It was very ouchy."

A very good way of recreating a "tramp stamp"? Is this why they were popularized, to cover up carpet burn scars???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hideous carpet burn on my lower back. It was very ouchy.

A very good way of recreating a "tramp stamp"? Is this why they were popularized, to cover up carpet burn scars??? "

Haha I wouldn't know as I'm ink free

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By *idlandiaMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Nerve damage.... Her teeth clamped down as an orgasm hit, my neck was in the Way :/ . There was a patch of skin on my neck that had no feeling for about 3 months.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hideous carpet burn on my lower back. It was very ouchy."
I hope it was worth it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah, one time I fucked this girl and it was a heavy session. At the end we noticed blood and some how her inner pussy lip had a rip down it

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By *rwolfMan  over a year ago

bristol

Was doing some suspension play and the lady freaked out, tied herself up even more whilst flaying around.

In the time it took me to turn 180, grab the tuff cuts she had turned herself into a ball of rope and looked like chewbacca in a rope trap!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Injured pride and broken dignity are the injuries I carry...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Broke/tore/ripped/destroyed my banjo string clean through at 16... couldn't figure out where all the blood was coming from, pretty scary when you've only had sex a few times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ripped my foreskin once. Quite a bit of blood and a little squeal did come out of my mouth. Now I have no foreskin.

Before you ask, no I didn't get to finish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has faded now, but teeth marks where a GF gaged and bit during a BJ!

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple  over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin


"Do you have any incidents where you, your partner or somebody you know got injured during sex or foreplay?"

Bursitis....

Was at a party & we were all having quite a lot of fun & I leant on my elbow a little awkwardly...had a bit of discomfort at the time but not enough to ...errr, stop things. Next day elbow was size of a tennis ball....& bloody painful! Antibiotics & 6 weeks to fully repair!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Snapped my banjo once, nearly fainted at the sight of seeing blood haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Broke/tore/ripped/destroyed my banjo string clean through at 16... couldn't figure out where all the blood was coming from, pretty scary when you've only had sex a few times "

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS  over a year ago

visiting M3 4JQ

He broke his hand

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Almost made her pass out from orgasms a couple times

Does that count?

Otherwise no"

That’s not ‘an injury’ - it’s a given...

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman  over a year ago

birmingham

I smacked Cheeky round the face with a dildo and gave him a black eye ... it was an accident

Also snapped his cock once .. was riding him vigorously and was soaking wet his cock slipped out I carried on ‘SNAP’ his cock was black and blue for a week !!!!!

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By *irthandgirthMan  over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Yup had a chunk out of my banjo string.

Another time I was having sex with a lady, she was kind of on her side with me straddling her lower leg with her upper leg hooked over my shoulder. She climaxed so hard she dislocated her hip. Luckily it popped back in a minute or so later.

Had another time the ladyvi was with was climaxing so hard she tore tendons in 2 of her toes she tensed so hard.

Oooh. Hope nobody gets put off. It doesn't happen often! I don't set out for a meet to injure herself

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By *oAngelsCouple  over a year ago

Sutton

I fell out of bed during an orgy and faceplanted a wine glass. I have a scar on my nose as a reminder.

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple  over a year ago

near you...

Falling off the bed more than once!

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By *horecruxCouple  over a year ago

SE4

Savage stuble burn one time

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Yup had a chunk out of my banjo string.

Another time I was having sex with a lady, she was kind of on her side with me straddling her lower leg with her upper leg hooked over my shoulder. She climaxed so hard she dislocated her hip. Luckily it popped back in a minute or so later.

Had another time the ladyvi was with was climaxing so hard she tore tendons in 2 of her toes she tensed so hard.

Oooh. Hope nobody gets put off. It doesn't happen often! I don't set out for a meet to injure herself "

.

Note to self never to meet this individual if I want to stay in one piece

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I smacked Cheeky round the face with a dildo and gave him a black eye ... it was an accident

Also snapped his cock once .. was riding him vigorously and was soaking wet his cock slipped out I carried on ‘SNAP’ his cock was black and blue for a week !!!!!"

Sounds so painful

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman  over a year ago

birmingham


"I smacked Cheeky round the face with a dildo and gave him a black eye ... it was an accident

Also snapped his cock once .. was riding him vigorously and was soaking wet his cock slipped out I carried on ‘SNAP’ his cock was black and blue for a week !!!!!

Sounds so painful "

He did carry on fucking me both times tho bless him !!!

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

A chap who I used to see was giving me a good fuck on the stairs, I was on my knees a few steps up and as he went to enter me he slipped and smashed his cock on the step below, he was black all over his cock and balls for about five weeks.

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Yes... I was born male (a sort of reverse car crash with fringe benefits)

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By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Do you have any incidents where you, your partner or somebody you know got injured during sex or foreplay?"

Yes me, still have a noticeable chunk of banjo string missing. Partial split whilst an ex was on top of me.

XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep..had to go to casualty and had 9 stitches in my head and a token nose. Ex gf had a thing for superman and I hired the suit with the muscles and everything with a thong over the top..I climbed the chest of drawers to do a fist forward divenoto the bed..slipped..fell off..hit my head on the metal bedframe and ended up in casualty with concussion and above injuries..still had the cozzy on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I picked up my scissors and cut his throat

Used my new knives once to steak my meat...

Sorry to offend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yep..had to go to casualty and had 9 stitches in my head and a token nose. Ex gf had a thing for superman and I hired the suit with the muscles and everything with a thong over the top..I climbed the chest of drawers to do a fist forward divenoto the bed..slipped..fell off..hit my head on the metal bedframe and ended up in casualty with concussion and above injuries..still had the cozzy on"

Hahahahaha. I’m crying

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Some funny stories here!

I had really bad carpet burns on both knees once, I couldn't bend my knees properly so was walking weirdly for ages and my tights kept sticking to the wounds

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

He on top, classic missionary, banging away, pulled out, slammed into my pubic bone, broken dick.

Turned out to be a cheating twat so there's a lesson to be considered....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had such great sex I couldn't sit down for a week....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I picked up my scissors and cut his throat

Used my new knives once to steak my meat...

Sorry to offend "

I was dissecting a male fish...

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Sliced just under the head of my cock on the zip of my then girlfriend's jeans - was a snowy day and outside (don't ask!!) have never seen so much blood.

Worst of it was I had to go back to my mates house after and explained it away by saying I'd cut my hand on barbed wire!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A good few teeth marks on my cock... had a really bad bruise on my cock once, cause, banging too hard... really.

Also ripped my foreskin while doing Anal... yes I finished... rude not to...

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple  over a year ago

chester


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*passes dock leaves*

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Told you not to eat them!

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

Leeds

A partner fell off me backwards and hit their head on the wardrobe. Passion killer. My laughter, not the injury ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I'm not sure if I blame the sex or the fact I was d*unk but I hit my head on my bedside table. Was rather interesting explaining to people at work and my parents how I got a huge bruise on my temple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had a black eye where cum hit me so hard pmsl. I wasn't expecting it obviously lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a blowjob off somebody with braces , we were very d*unk and didn’t notice until the morning that I had a little slice on my foreskin , was sore for a few days

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My right hip has been known to dislocate & pop right out when in certain positions!

It looks horrific, but I've got popping it back in, into a fine art now

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By *esireXposedMan  over a year ago

East sussex

Once with a lovely woman who'd cooked dinner for me first, she'd lovingly cut up all the chillis with her own fair hands.

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By *yrdsisWoman  over a year ago

Gleam Street

4 external and 2 internal stitches due to a person who couldnt tell the difference between a rollercoaster scream and one of "bloody hell that hurts!"

Got my own back tho... bled all over his car seat on the way to A&E

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By *amperguyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Once put my girlfriends head through the headboard on my brothers bed and on the same weekend broke a dining chair whilst fucking her on it .

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By *rjpinkMan  over a year ago

winterfell

I have a few

Broke my banjo having sex with my first girlfriend... oh my the blood

Put that same girl in hospital with internal bruising after a particularly enthusiastic session

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

All this makes me glad I don’t do ‘it’ anymore! It’s far too dangerous lol

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By *rown ThunderMan  over a year ago

newport


"Almost made her pass out from orgasms a couple times"

Sure you did...cool story

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

I once when younger split my forskin yes that’s right my forskin during the throws of passion. Had to obstaim from sex and masterbation for 4 weeks and even then another 2 gentle weeks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Broken heart?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I once when younger split my forskin yes that’s right my forskin during the throws of passion. Had to obstaim from sex and masterbation for 4 weeks and even then another 2 gentle weeks"

Sounds so so painful

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By *ayank_bdjMan  over a year ago

watford

Yes, I had few.

Ripped my banjo string on one night of passionate sex with my newly married wife. Next morning went to the doc and while inspecting he asked me to open the underwear nd show, a big long hair of wife was tangled on my cock and underwear, the doc pulled that first and smiled before asking me all about my sexual encounters so far.

Another one, recently a guy was giving me a blow job, was so horny, asked him to do it hard, seems some vain got ruptured, after suck while fucking him debt something wet , paused and looked down , blood everywhere, we both couldn’t understand who is bleeding, soon realised my blood was ozone outfrom internally. Very scary put lots of tissues on helmet and run off. All good within hrs.

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By *eizahTV/TS  over a year ago

Buckingham

I have sore yet satisfied bum from tonight's shenanigans- does it count?~

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By *ddit...Man  over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

My cock broke a couple of times.. I need to know my limitations...

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By *octor TCMan  over a year ago

manchester

During a hot and hard MFM, the lady was a little too keen too deep throat and gag constantly. It did feel rather raspy at the time. After I pulled out of her throat I noticed a blood blister on my bell end! Good job I didn’t have to explain that to a girlfriend at the time. Erm I fell in the shower love and erm haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had to take an ex to a and e with a magic bullet up her butt, after they removed it they asked du you want it back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had to take an ex to a and e with a magic bullet up her butt, after they removed it they asked du you want it back. "
so it didn't shoot out?

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By *plpxp2Couple  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Local club has a large circular bed that is about 6 feet off the floor. The guy who was entertaining me fell off the bed and made a hell of a bang as he hit the floor. His wife and my hubby missed it, but in true British spirit he got back on

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By *andsome_Chef88Man  over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

Cock got biten once. Blood everywhere and fucked so hard my foreskin ripped. Nice try to a&e

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Was doing some suspension play and the lady freaked out, tied herself up even more whilst flaying around.

In the time it took me to turn 180, grab the tuff cuts she had turned herself into a ball of rope and looked like chewbacca in a rope trap!

"

Oh dear I shouldn't have laughed, but couldn't help it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Local club has a large circular bed that is about 6 feet off the floor. The guy who was entertaining me fell off the bed and made a hell of a bang as he hit the floor. His wife and my hubby missed it, but in true British spirit he got back on "
why was it 6' off the ground, was it a bunk bed?

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By *vcarolTV/TS  over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Let’s see:

Lost dildo up there for 3 hrs, had to find bar of soap to lube it out

Orgasmed blood after breaking cock - scary!

Had VVWE partner in there, was not safe for nearly a week

Fem partner fisted me, that took a week as well ( by feck was worth it!!!!)

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan  over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

I lost part of a douche attachment up me before.

It was looking like a trip to A & E before I managed to push it out.

It was five minutes of pure panic.

I'd only just met the girl for the first time too.

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By *olfAndKittenCouple  over a year ago

Bristol


"Was doing some suspension play and the lady freaked out, tied herself up even more whilst flaying around.

In the time it took me to turn 180, grab the tuff cuts she had turned herself into a ball of rope and looked like chewbacca in a rope trap!

Oh dear I shouldn't have laughed, but couldn't help it. "

It was quite funny, even the noise was like chewwy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pulled a muscle in my neck whilst achieving an orgasm with an old g/f.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooo ooo i finally got a mini injury trying to do some bum love on a girl i got major cramp in my hammy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some one snapped his banjo string fucking me once.

I’ve got carried away and left whip marks all over some one who hadn’t mentioned a wife.

I’ve left fingermarks on some one who hadn’t mentioned a husband.

I’ve been rendered unconscious with the thing that shall not be spoken of in this forum.

Oh and some twat tried the donkey punch thing on me once.

You know usual stuff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to work with a guy who ended up with carpet burns the entire length of his penis. He had pulled in a club and taken the girl home and had his wicked way with her. However , in their d*unken stupor he reckoned he must have been between her bum cheeks and the carpet. Ouch !! lol

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By *ungmagic10Man  over a year ago

Northampton

I got carpet burns on my knees giving a back shot one time, couldn't bend my legs properly for a few days

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