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over a year ago
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I was plied with wine and fell asleep 
Hubby was unamused when I couldn't remember a thing, not even laying on the gearknob snoring most of the way home.
I'm more fun sober  |
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How long you got  i guess slipping straight out the bed hitting a cabibet with a television on and the television knocks you out and you come round with the guy standing over you rates up there for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Yes, Dan, I know that feeling.
So did he and was thinking I made a stupid mistake.
Sat waiting for the guy to turn up and stayed when I wanted to leave...
Made his bed very wet lol |
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"Waited 6 hours for a no show 
I've also fallen flat on my face
I'm sure there's plenty more I've blocked out 6 hours..... Really?
Yeah, I was waiting at home though "
ahhhh OK you were hoping |
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"Waited 6 hours for a no show
I've also fallen flat on my face
I'm sure there's plenty more I've blocked out 6 hours..... Really?
Yeah, I was waiting at home though ahhhh OK you were hoping "
Well he was due at a certain time, then apparently got called into work so was gonna be late..... You guess the rest. Sat there like a righy cunt I was. We'd video called and everything the days leading up to it so I had no reason to think I was gonna get mugged off. Live n learn. |
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I was once given the wrong address by a "couple" I'd been chatting to - knocked on the door all excited to find a couple living there who I'd not been talking to. Embarrassing and frustrating.
Doubted myself at first but when checking messages you've guessed it - they were "unlos" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Decided to have some fun on a beach. It was pitch black and I fell over a wall. I ended up breaking my foot. "
oh my but did you have sex before you called ambulance
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"Broke my ribs
Dislocated someones ribs
Broke someone elses ribs and gave them floaters.
Fell of a bed and got wedged by a radiator"
A lot of these seem rib based injuries, sheer coincidence or due to some twisted fetish? |
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pleased I don't get any, sounds a dangerous hobby!
