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Don't be so fucking ridiculous.....
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over a year ago
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"I've just signed myself into the local convent.
Sister Wild has a rather nice ring to it don't you think."
By the look of you I find it difficult to believe you could be a novice ( in both senses of the word!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just signed myself into the local convent.
Sister Wild has a rather nice ring to it don't you think.By the look of you I find it difficult to believe you could be a novice ( in both senses of the word!)"
Well that's why I said it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.
Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon.
Should have asked me for a ‘hand’ 
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Haha
That seems legit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.
Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon.
Should have asked me for a ‘hand’
Haha
That seems legit "
Faf?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.
Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon.
Should have asked me for a ‘hand’
Haha
That seems legit
Faf? "
I have 1 minute to kill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was interviewed for the job of Fabulous and Bearded's stunt cock.
Didn't get the job, I "arrived" too soon.
Should have asked me for a ‘hand’
Haha
That seems legit
Faf?
I have 1 minute to kill "
What we gunna do for the rest of it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to be a bricklayer called Bob
Bob.....that's a funny name for a girl...
It’s short for erm Kate"
  sadly I can almost quote that episode verbatim! “Yes Kate, I want you to become a prostitute!”
They don’t make ‘em like that any more!! |
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"I used to be a bricklayer called Bob
Bob.....that's a funny name for a girl...
It’s short for erm Kate
sadly I can almost quote that episode verbatim! “Yes Kate, I want you to become a prostitute!”
They don’t make ‘em like that any more!!"
Ah the adders black. she appeared in up start crow And still goes by Bob. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick. |
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Having been recently invited to an audience with the Pope in The Vatican he mentioned two episodes that lately had been taking up a great deal of his meditation time. The first was how intrinsic the design of some of the latest toys were on Love Honey.com were and secondly how difficult it was to get a fuck on Fab. He elaborated by stating that he was masquerading as Barry from Ilford and that he had listed his interests as collecting discarded milk cartons and sewing sequins on to his foreskin, but had not attracted a woman as yet. He wondered if any ladies with enormous breasts might advise him as to where he may be faltering.
I said I would mention it on the forum. |
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"Having been recently invited to an audience with the Pope in The Vatican he mentioned two episodes that lately had been taking up a great deal of his meditation time. The first was how intrinsic the design of some of the latest toys were on Love Honey.com were and secondly how difficult it was to get a fuck on Fab. He elaborated by stating that he was masquerading as Barry from Ilford and that he had listed his interests as collecting discarded milk cartons and sewing sequins on to his foreskin, but had not attracted a woman as yet. He wondered if any ladies with enormous breasts might advise him as to where he may be faltering.
I said I would mention it on the forum."
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
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