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I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.
Bastards 
What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger  |
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"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.
Bastards
What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger "
Are you on the 74 or the 126?  I’m on the train again but you probably already know that! |
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"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.
Bastards
What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger
Are you on the 74 or the 126? I’m on the train again but you probably already know that!"
I wish I was!! |
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"I had a double cheeseburger, nine chicken nuggets, two chicken selects and fries from McDonald’s earlier 
Holy shitballs   "
I hadn’t eaten in four days!!! Making up for it x |
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"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.
Bastards
What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger
Are you on the 74 or the 126? I’m on the train again but you probably already know that!"
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"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.
Bastards
What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger
Are you on the 74 or the 126? I’m on the train again but you probably already know that!
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Going around in circles  |
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"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.
Bastards
What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger
Are you on the 74 or the 126? I’m on the train again but you probably already know that!
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Going around in circles "
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"Jerk chicken rice n pea homemade
Dont be jellous 
Keep the peas.
Not the green ones yuk
Cow peas red and tasty
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Cow peas. Are you making foods up now?
Anyone for an alien egg? Oh wait, they already do them, they're called lychee  |
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"I may have had a cheeky large Signature Spicy meal with a choc honeycombe frappé thingy earlier... Twas admittedly lush!
Greedoid "
I only went in for a cheeseburger happy meal  |
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"Jerk chicken rice n pea homemade
Dont be jellous
Keep the peas.
Not the green ones yuk
Cow peas red and tasty
Cow peas. Are you making foods up now?
Anyone for an alien egg? Oh wait, they already do them, they're called lychee "
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"I may have had a cheeky large Signature Spicy meal with a choc honeycombe frappé thingy earlier... Twas admittedly lush!
Greedoid
I only went in for a cheeseburger happy meal "
Cowpats! That's my new term for bullshit. |
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"I made a Spanish omelette for ma dinner, think I'll probably have one of ma homemade portions of bolognese later 
I really need to start cooking "
I have a batch cooking day about once a month, I get a couple of bottles of vino in, put some sounds on, and I'm happy as a pig in shit |
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"This threads making me hungry. Might have to stop off at the pie factory on the way home.
Nom nom nom nom, drop me off a wham bam thank you lamb when passing pleeeeeeeease!!!! "
Do you want a Pint of lumphammer to go with it? |
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"I made a Spanish omelette for ma dinner, think I'll probably have one of ma homemade portions of bolognese later
I really need to start cooking
I have a batch cooking day about once a month, I get a couple of bottles of vino in, put some sounds on, and I'm happy as a pig in shit "
Yes. I must start doing this. But first I need to purchase ingredients.
I was only saying the other day I must start batch cooking or I'll live off toast n takeaways forever |
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"Filet steak, boiled potatoes, peas broccoli and some peppercorn sauce
My second favourite meal of the week after my Sunday roast,
Steaks are £5.50 from tesco "
Keep the peas.
Chuck us some beef dripping sauce on and bosha |
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"This threads making me hungry. Might have to stop off at the pie factory on the way home.
Nom nom nom nom, drop me off a wham bam thank you lamb when passing pleeeeeeeease!!!!
Do you want a Pint of lumphammer to go with it?"
No ta, I'm not a drinker. |
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"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.
Bastards
What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger "
I had sea bass on a bed of spinach mash with beautifully seasoned veg and a side dish of cauliflower cheese it was gorgeous  |
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"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.
Bastards
What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger I had sea bass on a bed of spinach mash with beautifully seasoned veg and a side dish of cauliflower cheese it was gorgeous "
I tried sea bass once. My body wasn't impressed and rejected it before I managed to swallow. |
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"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.
Bastards
What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger I had sea bass on a bed of spinach mash with beautifully seasoned veg and a side dish of cauliflower cheese it was gorgeous
I tried sea bass once. My body wasn't impressed and rejected it before I managed to swallow. "
damn I love fresh fish but it's not everyone's cup of tea |
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"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.
Bastards
What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger I had sea bass on a bed of spinach mash with beautifully seasoned veg and a side dish of cauliflower cheese it was gorgeous
I tried sea bass once. My body wasn't impressed and rejected it before I managed to swallow. damn I love fresh fish but it's not everyone's cup of tea "
It's a no from me.  |
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"I'm on the bus to work and 2 different people have got on with food that smells soooooooo good. I'm hungry now.
Bastards
What you lot having? I'm gonna have to scoot into maccies now for a double cheeseburger I had sea bass on a bed of spinach mash with beautifully seasoned veg and a side dish of cauliflower cheese it was gorgeous
I tried sea bass once. My body wasn't impressed and rejected it before I managed to swallow. damn I love fresh fish but it's not everyone's cup of tea
It's a no from me. "
I don't like tea so their ya go |
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I had a quick double cheeseburger the other night, always does the trick as a little gap filler. I’m have steak and chips tonight, just adding the garlic butter as it happens |
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I'm making roast chicken with cauliflower cheese, sage and onion stuffing and broccoli.
I'll be eating it for days
I always cook for 4 - no wonder I'm the size of 4 people  |
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"Oh that lovely number 11 route
She had Korma I had tikka masala, both with rice, chips, keema naan and chicken tikka starter. Nom nom nom "
It's not too bad providing you don't sit in a puddle of puss from the previous bus wanker.
Where did you fit it all?! |
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"Oh that lovely number 11 route
She had Korma I had tikka masala, both with rice, chips, keema naan and chicken tikka starter. Nom nom nom
It's not too bad providing you don't sit in a puddle of puss from the previous bus wanker.
Where did you fit it all?! "
in the lunch box for work tomorrow |
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"Oh that lovely number 11 route
She had Korma I had tikka masala, both with rice, chips, keema naan and chicken tikka starter. Nom nom nom
It's not too bad providing you don't sit in a puddle of puss from the previous bus wanker.
Where did you fit it all?! in the lunch box for work tomorrow "
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"Thick cut pork chops chuky chips
Apple sauce
Tonights fine dineing
Do you light a candle for one? "
Fuck knows what I'm having today, start work at 4 so probably chuff all.
Do you light a candle for one? Hmmm, depends if you farted or not. |
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"Thick cut pork chops chuky chips
Apple sauce
Tonights fine dineing
Do you light a candle for one?
Fuck knows what I'm having today, start work at 4 so probably chuff all.
Do you light a candle for one? Hmmm, depends if you farted or not."
or if it's dark and electric has been cut off coz you didn't pay the bill |
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"Thick cut pork chops chuky chips
Apple sauce
Tonights fine dineing
Do you light a candle for one?
Fuck knows what I'm having today, start work at 4 so probably chuff all.
Do you light a candle for one? Hmmm, depends if you farted or not.or if it's dark and electric has been cut off coz you didn't pay the bill"
Been there more than once, packet of crisps by candle light coz I've got fuck all in the meter |
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"Thick cut pork chops chuky chips
Apple sauce
Tonights fine dineing
Do you light a candle for one?
Fuck knows what I'm having today, start work at 4 so probably chuff all.
Do you light a candle for one? Hmmm, depends if you farted or not.or if it's dark and electric has been cut off coz you didn't pay the bill
Been there more than once, packet of crisps by candle light coz I've got fuck all in the meter "
cheese and onion |
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