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The ‘it’s just wrong and I’m damn well going to publically criticise it!’ thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What are those things you’re jolly well not in favour of at all - and want to tell everyone about it so other people are in no doubt at all about your views on it?
Obviously we all hate cheaters, and barebackers. That’s a given. Especially barebacking cheaters! May they burn in Hell! 
And none of us are particularly keen on Donald Trump, obviously. We must let people know how much we dislike him.
But what about other things, perhaps not so obvious, that you do not like. And want everyone else to know that you don’t like?
It’s just for fun so play nicely!
Me? Marzipan. Why!?!
And unnecessarily loud music in cars with the window open. Nobody is impressed by your hip-hop mate, however loud you play it. And you can’t understand the words, not like you could in the music from our day.
What else!?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely you could have aired your grievances on the rant thursday thread..
Unnecessary threads  "
Good point! Maybe I should have been more specific that this was more of a virtue signalling rather than rant thread!
I don’t like marzipan or loud antisocial music which means I’m obviously very well adjusted and a far better person than those that do!
Does that work?  |
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By *j48Man
over a year ago
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"Couples With a stupidly specific list
I’m not a couple but I have a stupidly specific list. I’m stupidly specific that’s why  "
I wouldn't say it was stupidly - you want what you like so why not list it?
With your brain and legs....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely you could have aired your grievances on the rant thursday thread..
Unnecessary threads
Exactly this  "
See above! This is a virtue signalling not a rant thread! There’s a difference!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People that have a problem with hip hop  "
it’s the ridiculously loud thumping down the road as a car passes when you’re just trying to chill in your own house I have an issue with!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That thing where you nearly trip over nothing and have to look back like there is something there, because if you don’t the people who saw you do it will think you’re an idiot who trips over thin air. That thing. |
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"What are those things you’re jolly well not in favour of at all - and want to tell everyone about it so other people are in no doubt at all about your views on it?
Obviously we all hate cheaters, and barebackers. That’s a given. Especially barebacking cheaters! May they burn in Hell!
And none of us are particularly keen on Donald Trump, obviously. We must let people know how much we dislike him.
But what about other things, perhaps not so obvious, that you do not like. And want everyone else to know that you don’t like?
It’s just for fun so play nicely!
Me? Marzipan. Why!?!
And unnecessarily loud music in cars with the window open. Nobody is impressed by your hip-hop mate, however loud you play it. And you can’t understand the words, not like you could in the music from our day.
What else!?
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Firstly, leave the marzipan alone, it has done nothing to you also more for me
Secondly for those listening to car stereos loud, they will more than likely go deaf later on in life. So no big concerns there.
Personally I can't stand people that saddle in supermarkets, I know what I want, where it is. These people have no concept of time, just amble round shops. |
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"Surely you could have aired your grievances on the rant thursday thread..
Unnecessary threads
Good point! Maybe I should have been more specific that this was more of a virtue signalling rather than rant thread!
I don’t like marzipan or loud antisocial music which means I’m obviously very well adjusted and a far better person than those that do!
Does that work? "
I like marzipan and love loud music in the car......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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People that don’t queue politely and orderly at a bar or who, when the bar staff say ‘who’s next?’ blatantly go ahead even though they know full well you were there ahead of them!
I’d never do such a thing as clearly I’m a better person. And want everyone to know it too!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Frangipane  dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies "
Frangipane is a cake mix with ground almonds instead of flour, tastes like marzipan. At work I call frangipane "fannypang"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental "
Wow! I'd hate friends like that |
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"People that have a problem with hip hop
it’s the ridiculously loud thumping down the road as a car passes when you’re just trying to chill in your own house I have an issue with!! "
Got ya! That’s fair ... especially when bargain hunts on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People leaving their price tags under their shoes .... there I’ve said it ..... I feel cleansed and pure now .... praise the lord "
Thank you, thought I was the only one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental
Wow! I'd hate friends like that "
The eldest is 28 and acts a lot older than the rest of us. Very judgemental towards anything she doesn’t perceive as ‘right’
It’s not as if I sit on a night out and show them all videos and sit on fab. The guys all think it’s brilliant and ask us questions. And when they make rude jokes, I join in because it’s hilarious. |
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental "
Now your my type of person I'd love a night out with |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental "
I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental
I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ... "
Have fun with that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental
Now your my type of person I'd love a night out with"
I have absolutely no shame  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental
I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ...
Have fun with that one "
I’m never getting that image out of my mind now, am I!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental
I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ...
Have fun with that one
I’m never getting that image out of my mind now, am I!? "
At least you weren’t sent proof |
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"Frangipane dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies
Frangipane is a cake mix with ground almonds instead of flour, tastes like marzipan. At work I call frangipane "fannypang"
Fuzz"
Bleugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental
Wow! I'd hate friends like that
The eldest is 28 and acts a lot older than the rest of us. Very judgemental towards anything she doesn’t perceive as ‘right’
It’s not as if I sit on a night out and show them all videos and sit on fab. The guys all think it’s brilliant and ask us questions. And when they make rude jokes, I join in because it’s hilarious. "
I'd probably end up asking questions too, to hear some funny stories |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental
Wow! I'd hate friends like that
The eldest is 28 and acts a lot older than the rest of us. Very judgemental towards anything she doesn’t perceive as ‘right’
It’s not as if I sit on a night out and show them all videos and sit on fab. The guys all think it’s brilliant and ask us questions. And when they make rude jokes, I join in because it’s hilarious.
I'd probably end up asking questions too, to hear some funny stories "
Exactly!!! Everyone’s at least a wee bit nosey! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental
Wow! I'd hate friends like that
The eldest is 28 and acts a lot older than the rest of us. Very judgemental towards anything she doesn’t perceive as ‘right’
It’s not as if I sit on a night out and show them all videos and sit on fab. The guys all think it’s brilliant and ask us questions. And when they make rude jokes, I join in because it’s hilarious.
I'd probably end up asking questions too, to hear some funny stories
Exactly!!! Everyone’s at least a wee bit nosey!"
I prefer curious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frangipane dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies "
I don't know either, but it smells yummy in some Elemis body care products. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When people refer to women as love, in an attempt at condescension "
A standard greeting here in Cornwall is "Hello my lover" ( whether or not you have had sex with them!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stubbing your toe, even tho u have walked past what ever you bang it on a thousand times
Cuuuuuuuuunting wankfuck is usually my response to this "
Haha sound the same as me but, I also end up on a pile on the floor rocking forward and backward cradling my poor toe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Road drivers sitting in overtaking lanes but not overtaking.
People disregarding respect for others by their actions
Governments not taking urgent action to limit global warming levels
OMG yes! How did I forget the top one. Drives me mad! There’s only one lane to drive in on a motorway the rest are for overtaking. Proper makes me lose my shit that does
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"Stubbing your toe, even tho u have walked past what ever you bang it on a thousand times
Cuuuuuuuuunting wankfuck is usually my response to this
Haha sound the same as me but, I also end up on a pile on the floor rocking forward and backward cradling my poor toe "
Of course, every time I'm convinced it's broken, for about 3 mins. Saying that my pinkie toes are pretty fucked up so there's a good chance I busted them a couple of times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gurkins. Horrid little green things."
Eeeeeeeeewww
They are vile
Always lurking somewhere you can't see the snidey little fuckers!
I can't stand people that talk incessantly
I'm trying to have a peaceful lunch and I'm sat next to a woman that hasn't even drawn breath!
Shut the fucking fuck up  |
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People who still allow grubby newspapers like The Daily Mail/Express to influence their voting preferences during elections- This applies especially to older people who should know better.
Vinegar on food- it reeks and it makes your food wet. Why?!
Energy vampires- People who are able to drain the life from you as soon as they speak.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone responds to you with a tone of thinly veiled offense... and finishes with "No offense" "
Or "with respect" and completely devoid of anything remotely resembling respect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental "
Friends? |
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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago
Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire |
"What are those things you’re jolly well not in favour of at all - and want to tell everyone about it so other people are in no doubt at all about your views on it?
Obviously we all hate cheaters, and barebackers. That’s a given. Especially barebacking cheaters! May they burn in Hell!
And none of us are particularly keen on Donald Trump, obviously. We must let people know how much we dislike him.
But what about other things, perhaps not so obvious, that you do not like. And want everyone else to know that you don’t like?
It’s just for fun so play nicely!
Me? Marzipan. Why!?!
And unnecessarily loud music in cars with the window open. Nobody is impressed by your hip-hop mate, however loud you play it. And you can’t understand the words, not like you could in the music from our day.
What else!?
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Pointless rants like this one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are those things you’re jolly well not in favour of at all - and want to tell everyone about it so other people are in no doubt at all about your views on it?
Obviously we all hate cheaters, and barebackers. That’s a given. Especially barebacking cheaters! May they burn in Hell!
And none of us are particularly keen on Donald Trump, obviously. We must let people know how much we dislike him.
But what about other things, perhaps not so obvious, that you do not like. And want everyone else to know that you don’t like?
It’s just for fun so play nicely!
Me? Marzipan. Why!?!
And unnecessarily loud music in cars with the window open. Nobody is impressed by your hip-hop mate, however loud you play it. And you can’t understand the words, not like you could in the music from our day.
What else!?
Pointless rants like this one "
Pointless virtue signalling my good fellow, not a pointless rant! Although to be fair the examples I gave at the end did indeed sound more like a rant than virtue signalling - so I didn’t even follow the purpose of my own pointless post properly!! But the intention was pointless VS even though it was executed spectacularly badly!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who pull up outside my place at silly o'clock in the morning with their music blaring and then slamming the car doors. I also detest bin collectors who think collecting at 6am is ok and then leave more shit than they take. Knobheads, liars, timewasters, macho men and wasps! |
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"People leaving their price tags under their shoes .... there I’ve said it ..... I feel cleansed and pure now .... praise the lord
Thank you, thought I was the only one "
omg there’s 2 of us wooohoooooo . Thought i was wierd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That thing where you nearly trip over nothing and have to look back like there is something there, because if you don’t the people who saw you do it will think you’re an idiot who trips over thin air. That thing. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The idiots who park outside my house blocking my drive when there is space available for them in the doctors next door where they’re going anyway. Plus when we have to ask them to move their car we get a load of abuse. Grrr x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of the demands of the ugly fat idle women on here they want this that and the other ...in public most guys wouldnt look twice at them and the majority I couldt fuck them for laughing"
Blimey |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Some of the demands of the ugly fat idle women on here they want this that and the other ...in public most guys wouldnt look twice at them and the majority I couldt fuck them for laughing"
And yet they're still probably getting laid more than you. |
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"Some of the demands of the ugly fat idle women on here they want this that and the other ...in public most guys wouldnt look twice at them and the majority I couldt fuck them for laughing"
Bloody hell who took the jam out of your donut ? |
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"People that don’t queue politely and orderly at a bar or who, when the bar staff say ‘who’s next?’ blatantly go ahead even though they know full well you were there ahead of them!
I’d never do such a thing as clearly I’m a better person. And want everyone to know it too! "
I had someone try to do that to me at a cashpoint the other day. "Ummm, no, I was here first". |
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By *palWoman
over a year ago
The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk |
"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental
I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ...
Have fun with that one
I’m never getting that image out of my mind now, am I!? "
Curiosity got the better of me with this and had to google as well...  |
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Giving everything new-fandangled names just for the sake of it.
Like "virtue-signalling" for example!
I had just got my head around "sliders" being some kind of mini-burger, only to find out that they are kind of flip-flops now, what is that all about! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Giving everything new-fandangled names just for the sake of it.
Like "virtue-signalling" for example!
I had just got my head around "sliders" being some kind of mini-burger, only to find out that they are kind of flip-flops now, what is that all about! "
It was either call this a virtue-signalling thread or admit that it was a rant which should have been part of the Thursday rant thread! And I couldn’t let anyone score a point over me could I!? |
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Cheese. It’s unnecessary. I can ask for a pizza without cheese here in Verona and they don’t bat an eyelid. Do it at home and you are a weirdo.
Middle lane hoggers
People who can’t drink but do.
Cackling in a pub.
Speaking loudly on a phone just because they are an ignorant twat. |
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People who litter. Annoys the shit out of me seeing people throw stuff on the ground. Just hold it until you find a bin or pop it in your pocket or bag and dispose of your rubbish when you get home.
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"Vanilla friends judging you for having fun on a night out. Nothing sexual - I just have a dark and crude sense of humour. They all know me and the husband have an open marriage and I get on better with all the guys (don’t think that sits well with the girls but it’s always been that way). They’re also all four years+ older than me.
We were on a night out recently and me and two of our friends (men) were discussing fisting, techniques, have we done it etc. All our female friends sat and judged me the whole time, whispering to each other and barely speaking to me.
Another time the guys asked me what the strangest request I had gotten on here was. I told them to google ‘Alaskan pipeline’ and yep, all the girls made snide comments about me, glaring at me etc.
Get a grip, do a shot and stop being so judgemental
I’m now off to Google Alaskan pipeline ...
Have fun with that one "
Ewwww just googled it |
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over a year ago
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"Frangipane dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies "
Frangipani is a beautiful tropical flower and an amazing perfumed scent. Not sure what they taste like either bur their smell is gorgeous. |
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Leggings worn as jeans/trousers!
WTF! I can see straight through them! They aren’t flattering either... and why the white pants underneath!!!! No, no, no fooking no!
Where a long top/dress over them. Major fashion disaster!!! rant over |
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By *lymanMan
over a year ago
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"Frangipane dunno what it tastes like but the word gives me the eebie-jeebies
Frangipane is a cake mix with ground almonds instead of flour, tastes like marzipan. At work I call frangipane "fannypang"
Fuzz"
well that's cleared up that one thought vagisil cured fragipane |
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