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Thoughts you wouldn't share with the vicar....
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over a year ago
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So as I was just watching Fuzz preparing a chicken for a roast a fleeting thought passed through my corrupted mind...If I was a single guy, a chicken, before it goes in the oven, could possibly seem a very attractive option to a night alone with your right hand....
So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?
Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going! 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve shared all sorts with my vicar. He’s quite broad minded."
Awesome! One of my naughty thoughts happens in churches, I can't look at a crucifix without needing to be tied to it! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can honestly say that a raw chicken has never crossed my mind  A warm apple pie however 
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Make sure it’s not one of those “hotter than molten lava” things from McDonald’s though, you’ll never be the same after that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can honestly say that a raw chicken has never crossed my mind A warm apple pie however
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Make sure it’s not one of those “hotter than molten lava” things from McDonald’s though, you’ll never be the same after that!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So as I was just watching Fuzz preparing a chicken for a roast a fleeting thought passed through my corrupted mind...If I was a single guy, a chicken, before it goes in the oven, could possibly seem a very attractive option to a night alone with your right hand....
So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?
Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!
Peach x"
Like when we go to B&Q, Wickes or the like and you always find me in the aisle with the reels and reels of rope and chains?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I must say the chicken thing no but I've have thought once when I was nearing a bottle of red , was the gap between cushions on the sofer.
Steve."
Hahaha! You could actually 'make lurve' to a sofa....a chicken would be a quickie
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By (user no longer on site)
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Would never share any thoughts with the vicar, he or she would probably plagiarize them 
Pretty certain you would never find a used chicken in my bedroom though, that thought is doing nothing for me at all... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would never share any thoughts with the vicar, he or she would probably plagiarize them
Pretty certain you would never find a used chicken in my bedroom though, that thought is doing nothing for me at all..."
I think the chicken thing needs more thought....how about a welly full of jelly?
Peach x
Ps I'm sorry, I have no idea where I'm going with this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So as I was just watching Fuzz preparing a chicken for a roast a fleeting thought passed through my corrupted mind...If I was a single guy, a chicken, before it goes in the oven, could possibly seem a very attractive option to a night alone with your right hand....
So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?
Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!
Peach x"
Well whoever you making dinner for I feel should be glad your husband didn’t have this thought an that it was not him who was preparing it .......
An the vicor would love that kind of story so .......
An enjoy dinner
An this will go though your mind
Take care x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A live chicken would be more sex appealing unless you are someone who likes to shag dead bodies.
(Cant remember the name for it)
Jimmy Saville was one"
Woah! Live chicken! I suppose the chase would be something!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would never share any thoughts with the vicar, he or she would probably plagiarize them
Pretty certain you would never find a used chicken in my bedroom though, that thought is doing nothing for me at all...
I think the chicken thing needs more thought....how about a welly full of jelly?
Peach x
Ps I'm sorry, I have no idea where I'm going with this "
Jelly in a welly.... is that from Dr Zeus
I do have some thoughts around swarfega, but not actually tried it for some reason |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dont be inviting me round for dinner either.
Suddenly gone off chicken...."
Hahaha! It's okay, I'm not allowed near food preparation, can't think why?
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would never share any thoughts with the vicar, he or she would probably plagiarize them
Pretty certain you would never find a used chicken in my bedroom though, that thought is doing nothing for me at all...
I think the chicken thing needs more thought....how about a welly full of jelly?
Peach x
Ps I'm sorry, I have no idea where I'm going with this
Jelly in a welly.... is that from Dr Zeus
I do have some thoughts around swarfega, but not actually tried it for some reason"
I did today at work!! Not tried it obviously, but a thought of 'i wonder how sticky it would be if I covered myself in it' passed through my pervey mind!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So as I was just watching Fuzz preparing a chicken for a roast a fleeting thought passed through my corrupted mind...If I was a single guy, a chicken, before it goes in the oven, could possibly seem a very attractive option to a night alone with your right hand....
So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?
Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!
Peach x
Well whoever you making dinner for I feel should be glad your husband didn’t have this thought an that it was not him who was preparing it .......
An the vicor would love that kind of story so .......
An enjoy dinner
An this will go though your mind
Take care x"
I am a chef, so well practiced in "preparing" a chicken
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By (user no longer on site)
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This thread is making me laugh. Im actually deliberating would a chicken be that good, its cavity is possibly a little large for grippage once you've 'broken through'  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This thread is making me laugh. Im actually deliberating would a chicken be that good, its cavity is possibly a little large for grippage once you've 'broken through' "
See! I knew you'd get me Autumn!
It's a nice tight entrance though...
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I fucked at the altar
Did you? It is a rather taboo though erotic thought...
Peach x
Shall we give it a go "
Terrible pp! You're going straight to.......the church at the end of the street in five mins
Peach x |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"That I fucked at the altar
Did you? It is a rather taboo though erotic thought...
Peach x
Shall we give it a go
Terrible pp! You're going straight to.......the church at the end of the street in five mins
Peach x"
On it like a car bonnet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread is making me laugh. Im actually deliberating would a chicken be that good, its cavity is possibly a little large for grippage once you've 'broken through'
See! I knew you'd get me Autumn!
It's a nice tight entrance though...
Peach x"
It yes. And the chicken.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This thread is making me laugh. Im actually deliberating would a chicken be that good, its cavity is possibly a little large for grippage once you've 'broken through'
See! I knew you'd get me Autumn!
It's a nice tight entrance though...
Peach x
It yes. And the chicken. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So as I was just watching Fuzz preparing a chicken for a roast a fleeting thought passed through my corrupted mind...If I was a single guy, a chicken, before it goes in the oven, could possibly seem a very attractive option to a night alone with your right hand....
So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?
Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!
Peach x
Like when we go to B&Q, Wickes or the like and you always find me in the aisle with the reels and reels of rope and chains?
Fuzz"
I use to work at B&Q and let's just say i've heard some stories |
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I used to watch a lot of nun and monk porn when younger but the lesbian sex got a bit boring. There’s only so many times you can watch a nun masturbate with a whittled down cross |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So as I was just watching Fuzz preparing a chicken for a roast a fleeting thought passed through my corrupted mind...If I was a single guy, a chicken, before it goes in the oven, could possibly seem a very attractive option to a night alone with your right hand....
So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?
Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!
Peach x
Like when we go to B&Q, Wickes or the like and you always find me in the aisle with the reels and reels of rope and chains?
Fuzz
I use to work at B&Q and let's just say i've heard some stories "
I'm sure
Peach usually goes off to find what we actually went in for, whilst I end up looking for "interesting" things for alternative uses
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was gonna fuck chicken tonight... Note the past tense!
FTFY
You got me  The apple pie is now on the menu "
Pics!! (of you getting it on with a pie, not the pie alone )
Peach x |
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"I used to watch a lot of nun and monk porn when younger but the lesbian sex got a bit boring. There’s only so many times you can watch a nun masturbate with a whittled down cross "
I saw some porn like that once. The nun used rosary beads as anal beads
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So as I was just watching Fuzz preparing a chicken for a roast a fleeting thought passed through my corrupted mind...If I was a single guy, a chicken, before it goes in the oven, could possibly seem a very attractive option to a night alone with your right hand....
So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?
Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!
Peach x
Like when we go to B&Q, Wickes or the like and you always find me in the aisle with the reels and reels of rope and chains?
Fuzz
I use to work at B&Q and let's just say i've heard some stories
I'm sure
Peach usually goes off to find what we actually went in for, whilst I end up looking for "interesting" things for alternative uses
Fuzz"
I will neither confirm or deny that I may have given ideas to people when I saw them 'browsing' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So as I was just watching Fuzz preparing a chicken for a roast a fleeting thought passed through my corrupted mind...If I was a single guy, a chicken, before it goes in the oven, could possibly seem a very attractive option to a night alone with your right hand....
So without breaking rules, making me vom or offending others, what illicit thoughts have crossed your mind that you wouldn't share with the vicar?
Supermarket veg sections must have a lot of imaginations going!
Peach x
Like when we go to B&Q, Wickes or the like and you always find me in the aisle with the reels and reels of rope and chains?
Fuzz
I use to work at B&Q and let's just say i've heard some stories
I'm sure
Peach usually goes off to find what we actually went in for, whilst I end up looking for "interesting" things for alternative uses
Fuzz
I will neither confirm or deny that I may have given ideas to people when I saw them 'browsing' "
Tricks of the trade!?
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
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With a chicken? What a foul thought! ( Do you see what I did there?) A pheasant maybe if you are a pheasant plucker. ( My thanks to the Reverend Spooner for that one) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was gonna fuck chicken tonight... Note the past tense!
FTFY
You got me The apple pie is now on the menu
Pics!! (of you getting it on with a pie, not the pie alone )
Peach x"
I can't lie... it'd be a pic of an empty pie dish and me in a food coma |
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