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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Recently heard my new favourite joke. It's dark but it's good
What does the titanic and the movie the 6th sense have in common?
Icey dead people.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I walked in the pub with my missus and the barman said, "Punching above your weight aren't you, pal? Where did you find her?"
"Thailand. We're getting married."
"You don't want to get married, That's when the blowjobs stop."
"I don't mind that, I hate giving her them anyway!" |
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A Snail goes into a bar, and asks the bartender for a half or lager.
“Get the fuck out of here” replies the bartender.”we don’t serve your type here” he follows. And with a swift backhand the bartender whacks the snail out of the bar and into the street.
Two days later the snail returns to the bar and asks the bartender.......”What did you do that for?????” |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Two blokes walk out of a bar pissed. One says to the other what time is it? I don’t know but my trombone will tell us. Eh? How? Watch this: bloke pulls out and starts playing trombone. A woman yells out the window stop playing that fucking trombone at 2 o’clock in the morning! |
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