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I really want to tell you this but I'm not sure I should?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does it involve a giant squid, a large bottle of shaving foam, and a woefully mistaken piece of financial advice?
I'm just going on a hunch and clutching at straws at the same time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't rush me, I need to take my time about it. "
If you have something you want to tell, you may message me privately, if you'd rather not say publicly.
I will not break a confidence and I will endeavour not to judge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does it involve a rare medieval hammer, 5 sets of cufflinks, 2 meters of flossing ribbon, a large elk, a likeness of Bob Holnes made from venetian glass, and a massive clerical error?
Am I getting close? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it involve a rare medieval hammer, 5 sets of cufflinks, 2 meters of flossing ribbon, a large elk, a likeness of Bob Holnes made from venetian glass, and a massive clerical error?
Am I getting close? "
I've clearly not d*unk enough tonight... |
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"Does it involve a rare medieval hammer, 5 sets of cufflinks, 2 meters of flossing ribbon, a large elk, a likeness of Bob Holnes made from venetian glass, and a massive clerical error?
Am I getting close? "
i have the same recurring dream but mine has Nicholas Parsons and two of the Diddy men in it too |
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"I think I'm going to have to sleep on it. "
Fecking tease!
A problem shared is a problem halved, or much less, considering the interest here.
Or is this all a sly ploy for more viewers and getting on Page 1 of most Fabbed pics? 
You won't sleep properly without shedding the story from the head. Imagine the dreams  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'm going to have to sleep on it.
Fecking tease!
A problem shared is a problem halved, or much less, considering the interest here.
Or is this all a sly ploy for more viewers and getting on Page 1 of most Fabbed pics?
You won't sleep properly without shedding the story from the head. Imagine the dreams "
Go to sleep tony, it’s probably nothing  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"What a pointless waste of people’s time
Just to keep a bit of attention for a while
Or a bit of light hearted fun perhaps? No one forced you to read it or post. "
I'm seeing it as the light hearted fun version.
But then again I'm the light hearted fun type. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time
Just to keep a bit of attention for a while
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It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker.
Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time
Just to keep a bit of attention for a while
It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker.
Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. "
omg you're a pugilist now |
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time
Just to keep a bit of attention for a while
It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker.
Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. "
Winner winner chicken dinner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time
Just to keep a bit of attention for a while
It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker.
Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. "
I like that saying. I'm going to pinch it if you don't mind and use it to some arseholes I have to deal with in everyday life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You just have to be patient with me. I pinky promise I'll spill, I'm building up to it. "
Is there dramatic music to this escalating and nail bitingly tense conclusion?
It must be an epic score! John Williams worthy even!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You just have to be patient with me. I pinky promise I'll spill, I'm building up to it.
Is there dramatic music to this escalating and nail bitingly tense conclusion?
It must be an epic score! John Williams worthy even!! "
Oh Yes G3orgie six bass, eight cellos, four trombones and a tuba.
duunnn dunnn. .. duuuunnnn duun... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time
Just to keep a bit of attention for a while
It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker.
Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. "
oh fuck, that made me chuckle |
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time
Just to keep a bit of attention for a while
It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker.
Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. "
Priceless  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You just have to be patient with me. I pinky promise I'll spill, I'm building up to it.
Is there dramatic music to this escalating and nail bitingly tense conclusion?
It must be an epic score! John Williams worthy even!!
Oh Yes G3orgie six bass, eight cellos, four trombones and a tuba.
duunnn dunnn. .. duuuunnnn duun... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun ... "
Marvelous! Only another hundred posts needed and we'll be able to draw this out to a part 2! |
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"What a pointless waste of people’s time
Just to keep a bit of attention for a while
It was just for a bit of fun and I'm certainly not an attention seeker.
Have yourself a good day. Smile whilst you still have teeth. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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C'mon now D! Spill the beans already!
Have you been waiting all this time?
In absolute tenter hooks I have been 
She's going to 175 with this."
I foresee a Part 2 in the near future... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know what it is.
PM me a Faf message and a vag pic and I'll tell you......
*some none or all of this may or may not be true......"
Politely FAF off. You know nothing.
Oh, and while I'm at it. Farting in places where people can't escape from the smell is just plain evil. |
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"I know what it is.
PM me a Faf message and a vag pic and I'll tell you......
*some none or all of this may or may not be true......
Politely FAF off. You know nothing.
Oh, and while I'm at it. Farting in places where people can't escape from the smell is just plain evil. "
I'm trying to get vag pics. Shhhhhhh. Don't spoil it.......
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"I know what it is.
PM me a Faf message and a vag pic and I'll tell you......
*some none or all of this may or may not be true......
Politely FAF off. You know nothing.
Oh, and while I'm at it. Farting in places where people can't escape from the smell is just plain evil.
I'm trying to get vag pics. Shhhhhhh. Don't spoil it.......
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Yeah, let us know how that goes for you ... |
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"I know what it is.
PM me a Faf message and a vag pic and I'll tell you......
*some none or all of this may or may not be true......
Politely FAF off. You know nothing.
Oh, and while I'm at it. Farting in places where people can't escape from the smell is just plain evil.
I'm trying to get vag pics. Shhhhhhh. Don't spoil it.......
Yeah, let us know how that goes for you ..."
So far............ Very poorly.
I think the wimmins are getting wise to this now.  |
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"Congrats pretty, so proud of you.
You did it
Well, nearly, but not quite. But the countdown has begun and the clock is ticking down. "
Could I be arsed?
Could I fuck!
Worst attention seeking thread I've seen so far |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Congrats pretty, so proud of you.
You did it
Well, nearly, but not quite. But the countdown has begun and the clock is ticking down.
Could I be arsed?
Could I fuck!
Worst attention seeking thread I've seen so far "
Well aren't you a just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in happiness.
Do I care that you can't be arsed.
Do I fuck.
However, I am tremendously NOT sorry that my sense of humour has offended your utter lack of it. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Congrats pretty, so proud of you.
You did it
Well, nearly, but not quite. But the countdown has begun and the clock is ticking down.
Could I be arsed?
Could I fuck!
Worst attention seeking thread I've seen so far "
It appears you could be arsed enough to post on a thread you don’t give a fuck about though. |
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