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Sex swap for a day .. the non-sexual version!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So you have one day as the opposite sex, what are you getting up to?
Ok there’s the obvious sex stuff (first off I’m locking myself in a room and making myself cum to see what a girl orgasm is like, and then I’m going to fondle my boobies for, like, hours on end!) but what other “not-necessarily-sexual” things are you going to do?
I’m going to start off by reading “Hello” or “OK” and really trying to understand what the fascination is, ditto watch an episode of “Keeping up with the Kardishans” and later on, pop off to the toilets with a gaggle of my friends to understand what REALLY happens when the ladies all head off to the restroom together en masse.
What are YOU going to find out about the opposite sex?
(n.b. It’s just for fun, the OP cannot be held responsible for any lazy gender stereotypes in this thread - even the ones I’ve already posted!  ) |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
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I imagine I would have my pay reduced despite doing the same amount of work, be ironically told to make a sandwich, have my breasts ogled overtly and be obliged to spend hours slathering my face in gunk for the edification of those around me.
(Sorry, I'm tired and grumpy and should probably avoid light-hearted threads for a wee while) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m also going out to pop various items in my bra (money, tissues, lighters that sort of thing) to see what it’s like to use underwear as some sort of impromptu storage device |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I imagine I would have my pay reduced despite doing the same amount of work, be ironically told to make a sandwich, have my breasts ogled overtly and be obliged to spend hours slathering my face in gunk for the edification of those around me.
(Sorry, I'm tired and grumpy and should probably avoid light-hearted threads for a wee while)"
Can you get me a cuppa with that sandwich?
Milk, 6 sugars. Cheers dude!   |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"I imagine I would have my pay reduced despite doing the same amount of work, be ironically told to make a sandwich, have my breasts ogled overtly and be obliged to spend hours slathering my face in gunk for the edification of those around me.
(Sorry, I'm tired and grumpy and should probably avoid light-hearted threads for a wee while)
Can you get me a cuppa with that sandwich?
Milk, 6 sugars. Cheers dude! "
*totters off in thoroughly inappropriate footwear**
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m also going out to pop various items in my bra (money, tissues, lighters that sort of thing) to see what it’s like to use underwear as some sort of impromptu storage device "
I've tried that one and it fecking pierced the silicone ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After lunch I might go shoe-shopping to understand better why it takes 2 hours to choose a pair and not just go into the first shoe-shop you come across and buy a perfectly acceptable pair within 2 minutes...  |
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I've said it before but I'd like to try manspreading on public transport to see how it feels to (apparently) be oblivious to the comfort of other travellers. Or indeed what arrogance is going on in my head which means I think the £10 ticket I bought entitles me to so much more of the seat than the woman next to me who paid exactly the same  |
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