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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Feel free to flirt with anyone in this thread ... but it must be in the style of Jane Austen ...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your fucking coat, you’ve pulled. You slaaaag

Right potty mouth she was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Danxio, i find your bulge to be most agreeable. It looks like the sort of bulge that would bring exquisite pleasure and make one acknowledge how randy they are feeling.

For shame!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Were I to fall in love, indeed, it would be a different thing; but I have never been in love; it is not my way, or my nature; and I do not think I ever shall.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get your fucking coat, you’ve pulled. You slaaaag

Right potty mouth she was

Mr. Swing, if I have not spoken, it is because I am afraid I will awaken myself from this dream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Danxio, i find your bulge to be most agreeable. It looks like the sort of bulge that would bring exquisite pleasure and make one acknowledge how randy they are feeling.

For shame!

But Miss V, we must not talk about such things for fear we may be thought improper ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feel free to flirt with anyone in this thread ... but it must be in the style of Jane Austen ...! "

I lay it down as a general rule, Danxio, that if a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Were I to fall in love, indeed, it would be a different thing; but I have never been in love; it is not my way, or my nature; and I do not think I ever shall.

Estella, you must not think such dismal thoughts. One cannot know when a gentleman may make one's heart and genitalia flutter ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Danxio, i find your bulge to be most agreeable. It looks like the sort of bulge that would bring exquisite pleasure and make one acknowledge how randy they are feeling.

For shame!

A woman is not to marry a man merely because she is asked, or because he is attached to her, and can write a tolerable letter. But if she is alikened of his bulge, well Miss V, what then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feel free to flirt with anyone in this thread ... but it must be in the style of Jane Austen ...!

I lay it down as a general rule, Danxio, that if a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.

I must agree that doubt is like a beacon to the soul and ignored at peril ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Danxio, i find your bulge to be most agreeable. It looks like the sort of bulge that would bring exquisite pleasure and make one acknowledge how randy they are feeling.

For shame!

But Miss V, we must not talk about such things for fear we may be thought improper ... "

I don’t care! Let them see i have an excessive regard for your loins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Were I to fall in love, indeed, it would be a different thing; but I have never been in love; it is not my way, or my nature; and I do not think I ever shall.

Estella, you must not think such dismal thoughts. One cannot know when a gentleman may make one's heart and genitalia flutter ..."

I certainly will not persuade myself to feel more than I do. I am quite enough in love. I should be sorry to be more!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Danxio, i find your bulge to be most agreeable. It looks like the sort of bulge that would bring exquisite pleasure and make one acknowledge how randy they are feeling.

For shame!

But Miss V, we must not talk about such things for fear we may be thought improper ...

I don’t care! Let them see i have an excessive regard for your loins.

Oh Miss V! I have tried my utmost to keep my loins from one's eyes for fear they might inflame unhealthy desires ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Danxio, i find your bulge to be most agreeable. It looks like the sort of bulge that would bring exquisite pleasure and make one acknowledge how randy they are feeling.

For shame!

A woman is not to marry a man merely because she is asked, or because he is attached to her, and can write a tolerable letter. But if she is alikened of his bulge, well Miss V, what then?"

Then she must admire his good qualities and hasten to take him off the market hencewith by taking him to her bed chamber and losing the key

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feel free to flirt with anyone in this thread ... but it must be in the style of Jane Austen ...!

I lay it down as a general rule, Danxio, that if a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.

I must agree that doubt is like a beacon to the soul and ignored at peril ..."

I don't approve of surprises. The pleasure is never enhanced and the inconvenience is considerable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Were I to fall in love, indeed, it would be a different thing; but I have never been in love; it is not my way, or my nature; and I do not think I ever shall.

Estella, you must not think such dismal thoughts. One cannot know when a gentleman may make one's heart and genitalia flutter ...

I certainly will not persuade myself to feel more than I do. I am quite enough in love. I should be sorry to be more!"

To be more in love is something to which we must aspire. Must not our passions must be set free so to enjoy the fruits of life ...?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Feel free to flirt with anyone in this thread ... but it must be in the style of Jane Austen ...!

I lay it down as a general rule, Danxio, that if a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.

For some ladies inhabiting the plain of this small space of the internet my chest constricts. For I cannot, shall not, peruse in silence. My heart whispers of faces that draw the breath from the body, of curves that set seas to calmness and the skies to crying. Indulge your imaginations in every flight of fancy, for these individuals will soar above human thought and yet have the ability to make an artist out of a layman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Danxio, i find your bulge to be most agreeable. It looks like the sort of bulge that would bring exquisite pleasure and make one acknowledge how randy they are feeling.

For shame!

A woman is not to marry a man merely because she is asked, or because he is attached to her, and can write a tolerable letter. But if she is alikened of his bulge, well Miss V, what then?

Then she must admire his good qualities and hasten to take him off the market hencewith by taking him to her bed chamber and losing the key

Danxio seemed to be trying not to smile; and succeeded without difficulty, upon Miss V’s beginning to talk to him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feel free to flirt with anyone in this thread ... but it must be in the style of Jane Austen ...!

I lay it down as a general rule, Danxio, that if a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.

But Lily, you speak so eloquently if such things that I feel I know so little of what is possible ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Were I to fall in love, indeed, it would be a different thing; but I have never been in love; it is not my way, or my nature; and I do not think I ever shall.

Estella, you must not think such dismal thoughts. One cannot know when a gentleman may make one's heart and genitalia flutter ...

I certainly will not persuade myself to feel more than I do. I am quite enough in love. I should be sorry to be more!

To be more in love is something to which we must aspire. Must not our passions must be set free so to enjoy the fruits of life ...? "

A man always imagines a woman to be ready for anyone that asks her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Danxio, i find your bulge to be most agreeable. It looks like the sort of bulge that would bring exquisite pleasure and make one acknowledge how randy they are feeling.

For shame!

A woman is not to marry a man merely because she is asked, or because he is attached to her, and can write a tolerable letter. But if she is alikened of his bulge, well Miss V, what then?

Then she must admire his good qualities and hasten to take him off the market hencewith by taking him to her bed chamber and losing the key

Danxio seemed to be trying not to smile; and succeeded without difficulty, upon Miss V’s beginning to talk to him."

But Estella, you are mistaken. My heart abd loins have been stirred my Miss V's words but I feel so Ill equipped to respond ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Danxio, i find your bulge to be most agreeable. It looks like the sort of bulge that would bring exquisite pleasure and make one acknowledge how randy they are feeling.

For shame!

A woman is not to marry a man merely because she is asked, or because he is attached to her, and can write a tolerable letter. But if she is alikened of his bulge, well Miss V, what then?

Then she must admire his good qualities and hasten to take him off the market hencewith by taking him to her bed chamber and losing the key

Danxio seemed to be trying not to smile; and succeeded without difficulty, upon Miss V’s beginning to talk to him.

But Estella, you are mistaken. My heart abd loins have been stirred my Miss V's words but I feel so Ill equipped to respond ... "

A girl likes to be crossed a little in love now and then. It is something to think of.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get your fucking coat, you’ve pulled. You slaaaag

Right potty mouth she was

Old Harry's Game?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Danxio, i find your bulge to be most agreeable. It looks like the sort of bulge that would bring exquisite pleasure and make one acknowledge how randy they are feeling.

For shame!

A woman is not to marry a man merely because she is asked, or because he is attached to her, and can write a tolerable letter. But if she is alikened of his bulge, well Miss V, what then?

Then she must admire his good qualities and hasten to take him off the market hencewith by taking him to her bed chamber and losing the key

Danxio seemed to be trying not to smile; and succeeded without difficulty, upon Miss V’s beginning to talk to him.

But Estella, you are mistaken. My heart abd loins have been stirred my Miss V's words but I feel so Ill equipped to respond ...

A girl likes to be crossed a little in love now and then. It is something to think of.

Then I shall persist in my hope that my loins will continue to stir Miss V's affections ...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

But alas, my love is unrequited ... my affections unquenched ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in"

But we are unfamiliar with this term. Are you from foreign parts Sir?

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

‘You’re the lady of the manor, I am but a poor gardener. Seeing as birth control is 100 years from invention, it’ll only be anal...’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“…because I know it to be the established custom of your sex to reject a man on the first application, and perhaps you have even now said as much to encourage my suit as would be consistent with the true delicacy of the female character to lick and suck somewhat ”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"‘You’re the lady of the manor, I am but a poor gardener. Seeing as birth control is 100 years from invention, it’ll only be anal...’"

You Sir are a gentleman indeed ...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

But alas, my love is unrequited ... my affections unquenched ..."

Then one must strive to win the fair maidens love...mount your horse, Sire and ride until your loins are sore...to be with your true love....

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I’m in"

Yes,what is this foreign language of what you doth speak sir?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

But alas, my love is unrequited ... my affections unquenched ...

Then one must strive to win the fair maidens love...mount your horse, Sire and ride until your loins are sore...to be with your true love....

I shall take your wise counsel and mount my steed. My sore loins are a small price to pay to be with the one I love ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Your presence has not go unnoticed ... time stood still for one moment ...

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a hotel room, must be in want of a fuck buddy.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a hotel room, must be in want of a fuck buddy. "

What is this 'buddy' of which you speak?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

But alas, my love is unrequited ... my affections unquenched ...

Then one must strive to win the fair maidens love...mount your horse, Sire and ride until your loins are sore...to be with your true love....

I shall take your wise counsel and mount my steed. My sore loins are a small price to pay to be with the one I love ..."

I commend you Sire in your steadfastness to get your leg over....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Your presence has not go unnoticed ... time stood still for one moment ..."

You pierce my soul with such sweet words Sir. Truly...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

But alas, my love is unrequited ... my affections unquenched ...

Then one must strive to win the fair maidens love...mount your horse, Sire and ride until your loins are sore...to be with your true love....

I shall take your wise counsel and mount my steed. My sore loins are a small price to pay to be with the one I love ...

I commend you Sire in your steadfastness to get your leg over....

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Dear Sir. I read with great interest the advertisement you placed in The Times asking for expressions interest in becoming your daughter’s/wife’s potential partner.

I agree, communicating by mail until we ‘click’ is absolutely the correct course of action.

I have enclosed, as requested portraits of my face and the bulge in my breaches.

Please return these with your reply by return of post as I have many other advertisements to respond to and few copies of these images.

I trust you will do your upmost to make sure this correspondence or these canvases do not fall into the hands of any learning institutions in any of our new dominions.

Cheers

Sir Bradley of Kilburn

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you..."

You have been my constant counsel and companion through these dark hours ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you..."

On it like sonic

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a hotel room, must be in want of a fuck buddy.

What is this 'buddy' of which you speak?"

I'm wondering about this 'hotel room' of which one possesses...

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By *c-ukMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife that fucks other guys in a wanton and selfish style

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

But alas, my love is unrequited ... my affections unquenched ...

Then one must strive to win the fair maidens love...mount your horse, Sire and ride until your loins are sore...to be with your true love....

I shall take your wise counsel and mount my steed. My sore loins are a small price to pay to be with the one I love ...

I commend you Sire in your steadfastness to get your leg over....

My leg is most certainly over and now I must away to my love ...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you...

You have been my constant counsel and companion through these dark hours ...."

And I shall remain so, Sire..until the dirty deed hath been done...then I shalt collect my just reward from your lordship

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear Sir. I read with great interest the advertisement you placed in The Times asking for expressions interest in becoming your daughter’s/wife’s potential partner.

I agree, communicating by mail until we ‘click’ is absolutely the correct course of action.

I have enclosed, as requested portraits of my face and the bulge in my breaches.

Please return these with your reply by return of post as I have many other advertisements to respond to and few copies of these images.

I trust you will do your upmost to make sure this correspondence or these canvases do not fall into the hands of any learning institutions in any of our new dominions.

Cheers

Sir Bradley of Kilburn "

Dear Sir Bradley,

I thank you for your submission to our esteemed journal and will ensure your entreaty is read by our genteel lady folk ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you...

You have been my constant counsel and companion through these dark hours ....

And I shall remain so, Sire..until the dirty deed hath been done...then I shalt collect my just reward from your lordship

Your devotion has not gone unnoticed ... your reward will be great ...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

But alas, my love is unrequited ... my affections unquenched ...

Then one must strive to win the fair maidens love...mount your horse, Sire and ride until your loins are sore...to be with your true love....

I shall take your wise counsel and mount my steed. My sore loins are a small price to pay to be with the one I love ...

I commend you Sire in your steadfastness to get your leg over....

My leg is most certainly over and now I must away to my love ..."

God speed...and putteth thy condoms safely in your purse...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a hotel room, must be in want of a fuck buddy.

What is this 'buddy' of which you speak?

I'm wondering about this 'hotel room' of which one possesses..."

It is a strange thing of which he speaks ...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you...

You have been my constant counsel and companion through these dark hours ....

And I shall remain so, Sire..until the dirty deed hath been done...then I shalt collect my just reward from your lordship

Your devotion has not gone unnoticed ... your reward will be great ..."

My heart beats loudly in my breast...awaiting my award...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

But alas, my love is unrequited ... my affections unquenched ...

Then one must strive to win the fair maidens love...mount your horse, Sire and ride until your loins are sore...to be with your true love....

I shall take your wise counsel and mount my steed. My sore loins are a small price to pay to be with the one I love ...

I commend you Sire in your steadfastness to get your leg over....

My leg is most certainly over and now I must away to my love ...

God speed...and putteth thy condoms safely in your purse..."

I cannot know how I might survive without your wisdom ...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a hotel room, must be in want of a fuck buddy.

What is this 'buddy' of which you speak?

I'm wondering about this 'hotel room' of which one possesses...

It is a strange thing of which he speaks ..."

Me thinks it may be a shagging place...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you...

You have been my constant counsel and companion through these dark hours ....

And I shall remain so, Sire..until the dirty deed hath been done...then I shalt collect my just reward from your lordship

Your devotion has not gone unnoticed ... your reward will be great ...

My heart beats loudly in my breast...awaiting my award..."

I shall return and deliver your reward with much vigour ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a hotel room, must be in want of a fuck buddy.

What is this 'buddy' of which you speak?

I'm wondering about this 'hotel room' of which one possesses...

It is a strange thing of which he speaks ...

Me thinks it may be a shagging place..."

But we must not speak of such things ... I am most perturbed ...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

But alas, my love is unrequited ... my affections unquenched ...

Then one must strive to win the fair maidens love...mount your horse, Sire and ride until your loins are sore...to be with your true love....

I shall take your wise counsel and mount my steed. My sore loins are a small price to pay to be with the one I love ...

I commend you Sire in your steadfastness to get your leg over....

My leg is most certainly over and now I must away to my love ...

God speed...and putteth thy condoms safely in your purse...

I cannot know how I might survive without your wisdom ... "

You will survive...my love..as the great Gloria Gaynor once said...albeit, it was all about her own survival...selfish cow...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you...

You have been my constant counsel and companion through these dark hours ....

And I shall remain so, Sire..until the dirty deed hath been done...then I shalt collect my just reward from your lordship

Your devotion has not gone unnoticed ... your reward will be great ...

My heart beats loudly in my breast...awaiting my award...

I shall return and deliver your reward with much vigour ..."

One waits with baited breath and flushed cheeks..and flushed face...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

But alas, my love is unrequited ... my affections unquenched ...

Then one must strive to win the fair maidens love...mount your horse, Sire and ride until your loins are sore...to be with your true love....

I shall take your wise counsel and mount my steed. My sore loins are a small price to pay to be with the one I love ...

I commend you Sire in your steadfastness to get your leg over....

My leg is most certainly over and now I must away to my love ...

God speed...and putteth thy condoms safely in your purse...

I cannot know how I might survive without your wisdom ...

You will survive...my love..as the great Gloria Gaynor once said...albeit, it was all about her own survival...selfish cow...

Truer words were n'er said ... your wisdom knows no bounds ...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a hotel room, must be in want of a fuck buddy.

What is this 'buddy' of which you speak?

I'm wondering about this 'hotel room' of which one possesses...

It is a strange thing of which he speaks ...

Me thinks it may be a shagging place...

But we must not speak of such things ... I am most perturbed ... "

I know this..but my loins too are now aching...what should a maiden do Sire?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you...

You have been my constant counsel and companion through these dark hours ....

And I shall remain so, Sire..until the dirty deed hath been done...then I shalt collect my just reward from your lordship

Your devotion has not gone unnoticed ... your reward will be great ...

My heart beats loudly in my breast...awaiting my award...

I shall return and deliver your reward with much vigour ...

One waits with baited breath and flushed cheeks..and flushed face..."

I count the days until we meet ... my loins unmounted once more ...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Danxio...one dost pine for one's loins...but one sees they are promised to another...

But alas, my love is unrequited ... my affections unquenched ...

Then one must strive to win the fair maidens love...mount your horse, Sire and ride until your loins are sore...to be with your true love....

I shall take your wise counsel and mount my steed. My sore loins are a small price to pay to be with the one I love ...

I commend you Sire in your steadfastness to get your leg over....

My leg is most certainly over and now I must away to my love ...

God speed...and putteth thy condoms safely in your purse...

I cannot know how I might survive without your wisdom ...

You will survive...my love..as the great Gloria Gaynor once said...albeit, it was all about her own survival...selfish cow...

Truer words were n'er said ... your wisdom knows no bounds ..."

My wisdom was learnt at the knee of my dear Mama...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a hotel room, must be in want of a fuck buddy.

What is this 'buddy' of which you speak?

I'm wondering about this 'hotel room' of which one possesses...

It is a strange thing of which he speaks ...

Me thinks it may be a shagging place...

But we must not speak of such things ... I am most perturbed ...

I know this..but my loins too are now aching...what should a maiden do Sire?...

I shall return forthwith to relieve you from your aching loins ... to nourish your soul and heaving breasts ...

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

Dear Sir Bradley,

I read your admission with much interest, and greatly admired your self-portrait of your breeches area which you enclosed (and which I return to you here, along with a watercolour of my bosom framed in my finest silk dress). Indeed, I felt my breath quicken at the sight, though I admit to being unsure as to whether this was due to the elegance of your penmanship, the subject matter of your drawing, or indeed that my maid didst this morning fasten my corsets a little too tightly.

As I understand it, you are looking to petition a woman who may be a beacon of the fashionable ton by day, and a Vauxhall Gardens wench in your chamber by night...if this is the case I would most definitely like to propose myself for this position, as I have often felt there may be an altogether different side to my character than that which I present at Almacks under the watchful eye of my chaperone.

I look forward to receiving your missive,

Lady S

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you...

You have been my constant counsel and companion through these dark hours ....

And I shall remain so, Sire..until the dirty deed hath been done...then I shalt collect my just reward from your lordship

Your devotion has not gone unnoticed ... your reward will be great ...

My heart beats loudly in my breast...awaiting my award...

I shall return and deliver your reward with much vigour ...

One waits with baited breath and flushed cheeks..and flushed face...

I count the days until we meet ... my loins unmounted once more ..."

And how will the beautiful Miss V react to our indiscretions..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you...

You have been my constant counsel and companion through these dark hours ....

And I shall remain so, Sire..until the dirty deed hath been done...then I shalt collect my just reward from your lordship

Your devotion has not gone unnoticed ... your reward will be great ...

My heart beats loudly in my breast...awaiting my award...

I shall return and deliver your reward with much vigour ...

One waits with baited breath and flushed cheeks..and flushed face...

I count the days until we meet ... my loins unmounted once more ...

And how will the beautiful Miss V react to our indiscretions.."

Miss V has once more departed from our midst ... my heart is sad but lightened knowing your loins await ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you...

You have been my constant counsel and companion through these dark hours ....

And I shall remain so, Sire..until the dirty deed hath been done...then I shalt collect my just reward from your lordship

Your devotion has not gone unnoticed ... your reward will be great ...

My heart beats loudly in my breast...awaiting my award...

I shall return and deliver your reward with much vigour ...

One waits with baited breath and flushed cheeks..and flushed face...

I count the days until we meet ... my loins unmounted once more ...

And how will the beautiful Miss V react to our indiscretions.."

You can have him pet. I don’t have a liking for men with such fickle emotions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hark!

Thou hast returned to the thread

Thank the good Lord, Miss V...the heart of the young Danxio hast been broken into many parts...

at his pining for you...

You have been my constant counsel and companion through these dark hours ....

And I shall remain so, Sire..until the dirty deed hath been done...then I shalt collect my just reward from your lordship

Your devotion has not gone unnoticed ... your reward will be great ...

My heart beats loudly in my breast...awaiting my award...

I shall return and deliver your reward with much vigour ...

One waits with baited breath and flushed cheeks..and flushed face...

I count the days until we meet ... my loins unmounted once more ...

And how will the beautiful Miss V react to our indiscretions..

You can have him pet. I don’t have a liking for men with such fickle emotions.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Dear Sir Bradley,

I look forward to receiving your missive,

Lady S"

'Es spoken for luv, got me loins out an' every fink...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear Sir Bradley,

I look forward to receiving your missive,

Lady S"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For sooth alas alack Ooo arrrr me hearties yonder pieces of eight thou be mine cordwangler upon the morn ay up lass Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

I've not read much Austen. I hope it doesn't show

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"Dear Sir Bradley,

I look forward to receiving your missive,

Lady S

'Es spoken for luv, got me loins out an' every fink..."

I thank you for your honesty, but confess to being somewhat surprised when the gentlemen has so publicly announced his intentions on the letters page of The Times...I shall never understand gentlemen *sighs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance."

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear Sir Bradley,

I look forward to receiving your missive,

Lady S

'Es spoken for luv, got me loins out an' every fink...

Dear Miss Genie,

Do not be disheartened for the hearts of men can be hard won, even if advertised through our esteemed pages.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ..."

Your loins are spoken for to meem that's whom...I've put talcum powder on special...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear Sir Bradley,

I look forward to receiving your missive,

Lady S

'Es spoken for luv, got me loins out an' every fink...

There still may be hope! Sir Bradley left London today. I think he must be in love with you, from his anxiety to have you go to the Faversham Balls & likewise from his supposing that the two Elms fell from their grief at your absence. Was it not a galant idea? It never occurred to me before, but I dare say it was so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ..."

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Dear Sir Bradley,

I look forward to receiving your missive,

Lady S

'Es spoken for luv, got me loins out an' every fink...

Then my dear..a gentleman he is not...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Your loins are spoken for to meem that's whom...I've put talcum powder on special..."

Then I am yours for I cannot resist the thought of your loins dusted with white powder ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too."

I am shocked by this news ... and disheartened. How do you intend to repay my kindness in allowing you my purse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ..."

If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory. There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences. The memory is sometimes so retentive, so serviceable, so obedient; at others, so bewildered and so weak; and at others again, so tyrannic, so beyond control! We are, to be sure, a miracle every way; but our powers of recollecting and of forgetting do seem peculiarly past finding out.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"Dear Sir Bradley,

I look forward to receiving your missive,

Lady S

'Es spoken for luv, got me loins out an' every fink...

The man does confuse me so in his attentions - one minute refusing to stand up with me in a waltz at the assembly rooms, but the next inploring me for a embroidered depiction of my cunny for him to keep with him always on his travels (he says he loves to look upon it when he is alone)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too.

I am shocked by this news ... and disheartened. How do you intend to repay my kindness in allowing you my purse?"

Where people are really attached, poverty itself is wealth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Our failing memory allows us such flights of fancy so as to forget that which is bad and to repeat our indiscretions with renewed delight ...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Your loins are spoken for to meem that's whom...I've put talcum powder on special...

Then I am yours for I cannot resist the thought of your loins dusted with white powder ..."

It has gone a little yellow..I must confess...I have been storing it for sometime awaiting my suitor to arrive....Mama said it's because of the big hairy mole on my face that I have had to wait so long for my betrothed...howya fixed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too.

I am shocked by this news ... and disheartened. How do you intend to repay my kindness in allowing you my purse?

Where people are really attached, poverty itself is wealth."

Then I am a wealthy man ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Your loins are spoken for to meem that's whom...I've put talcum powder on special...

Then I am yours for I cannot resist the thought of your loins dusted with white powder ...

I'm free. Now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear Sir Bradley,

I look forward to receiving your missive,

Lady S

'Es spoken for luv, got me loins out an' every fink...

We all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of man; but this would be nothing if you really liked him.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Your loins are spoken for to meem that's whom...I've put talcum powder on special...

Then I am yours for I cannot resist the thought of your loins dusted with white powder ...

I'm free. Now?"

Yes..c'mon big boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too.

I am shocked by this news ... and disheartened. How do you intend to repay my kindness in allowing you my purse?

Where people are really attached, poverty itself is wealth.

Then I am a wealthy man ..."

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Your loins are spoken for to meem that's whom...I've put talcum powder on special...

Then I am yours for I cannot resist the thought of your loins dusted with white powder ...

I'm free. Now?

Yes..c'mon big boy

Me bum is quite sore from riding all day ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Our failing memory allows us such flights of fancy so as to forget that which is bad and to repeat our indiscretions with renewed delight ..."

Do not give way to useless alarm; though it is right to be prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on it as certain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too.

I am shocked by this news ... and disheartened. How do you intend to repay my kindness in allowing you my purse?

Where people are really attached, poverty itself is wealth.

Then I am a wealthy man ...

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."

I remained so unaware of your love for me until you emptied my coffers ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Our failing memory allows us such flights of fancy so as to forget that which is bad and to repeat our indiscretions with renewed delight ...

Do not give way to useless alarm; though it is right to be prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on it as certain."

Your optimism remains a beacon in my uncertain world of love ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too.

I am shocked by this news ... and disheartened. How do you intend to repay my kindness in allowing you my purse?

Where people are really attached, poverty itself is wealth.

Then I am a wealthy man ...

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

I remained so unaware of your love for me until you emptied my coffers ..."

If one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Our failing memory allows us such flights of fancy so as to forget that which is bad and to repeat our indiscretions with renewed delight ...

Do not give way to useless alarm; though it is right to be prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on it as certain.

Your optimism remains a beacon in my uncertain world of love ..."

You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too.

I am shocked by this news ... and disheartened. How do you intend to repay my kindness in allowing you my purse?

Where people are really attached, poverty itself is wealth.

Then I am a wealthy man ...

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

I remained so unaware of your love for me until you emptied my coffers ...

If one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere."

I find comfort in your bosom where happiness abounds ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Our failing memory allows us such flights of fancy so as to forget that which is bad and to repeat our indiscretions with renewed delight ...

Do not give way to useless alarm; though it is right to be prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on it as certain.

Your optimism remains a beacon in my uncertain world of love ...

You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope."

Such is the nature of love my dearest ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too.

I am shocked by this news ... and disheartened. How do you intend to repay my kindness in allowing you my purse?

Where people are really attached, poverty itself is wealth.

Then I am a wealthy man ...

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

I remained so unaware of your love for me until you emptied my coffers ...

If one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere.

I find comfort in your bosom where happiness abounds ..."

In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Our failing memory allows us such flights of fancy so as to forget that which is bad and to repeat our indiscretions with renewed delight ...

Do not give way to useless alarm; though it is right to be prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on it as certain.

Your optimism remains a beacon in my uncertain world of love ...

You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope.

Such is the nature of love my dearest ..."

Nobody minds having what is too good for them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too.

I am shocked by this news ... and disheartened. How do you intend to repay my kindness in allowing you my purse?

Where people are really attached, poverty itself is wealth.

Then I am a wealthy man ...

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

I remained so unaware of your love for me until you emptied my coffers ...

If one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere.

I find comfort in your bosom where happiness abounds ...

In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."

You need not speak for your nakedness before me speaks more than words can tell ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I must express my confusion for whose loins are spoken for and to whom ...

Our failing memory allows us such flights of fancy so as to forget that which is bad and to repeat our indiscretions with renewed delight ...

Do not give way to useless alarm; though it is right to be prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on it as certain.

Your optimism remains a beacon in my uncertain world of love ...

You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope.

Such is the nature of love my dearest ...

Nobody minds having what is too good for them."

And you are all goodness to me ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too.

I am shocked by this news ... and disheartened. How do you intend to repay my kindness in allowing you my purse?

Where people are really attached, poverty itself is wealth.

Then I am a wealthy man ...

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

I remained so unaware of your love for me until you emptied my coffers ...

If one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere.

I find comfort in your bosom where happiness abounds ...

In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

You need not speak for your nakedness before me speaks more than words can tell ..."

It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

But my beloved Estella, one could never say of you as inelegant however the climate finds you ...

I am sorry to tell you that I am getting very extravagant, and spending all my money, and, what is worse for you, I have been spending yours too.

I am shocked by this news ... and disheartened. How do you intend to repay my kindness in allowing you my purse?

Where people are really attached, poverty itself is wealth.

Then I am a wealthy man ...

If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.

I remained so unaware of your love for me until you emptied my coffers ...

If one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere.

I find comfort in your bosom where happiness abounds ...

In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

You need not speak for your nakedness before me speaks more than words can tell ...

It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable."

My vegetable has been cultivated with great care and attention and reserved for the one for whom it delights ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And so I must away ... for my slumbers await. And yet I go knowing I am cherished and loved. Farewell my love!

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

It seems Sir Bradley has left the ton, in the middle of high season, for I have received no letter in response to my own.

I shall have to content myself with swooning on my chaise lounge and calling for smelling salts, to distract myself from matters of the heart.

*Sigh*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Desire thou a fornication?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It seems Sir Bradley has left the ton, in the middle of high season, for I have received no letter in response to my own.

I shall have to content myself with swooning on my chaise lounge and calling for smelling salts, to distract myself from matters of the heart.

*Sigh*"

Such news is most disconcerting for a lady of your stature. I am sure Sir Bradley had no option but to leave the ton in such haste. Perhaps you will allow others to help with your distraction?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"It seems Sir Bradley has left the ton, in the middle of high season, for I have received no letter in response to my own.

I shall have to content myself with swooning on my chaise lounge and calling for smelling salts, to distract myself from matters of the heart.

*Sigh*

Such news is most disconcerting for a lady of your stature. I am sure Sir Bradley had no option but to leave the ton in such haste. Perhaps you will allow others to help with your distraction?"

Looks like the fair maiden is set up for a little menage a trois?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

But Dotty I do so adore his cock. Coudst thou sally forth and pray tell him that I longest to holdest it lightly in my lips and blow the sweetest blow of a gnats fart upon it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

So it's more Will than Jane... fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It seems Sir Bradley has left the ton, in the middle of high season, for I have received no letter in response to my own.

I shall have to content myself with swooning on my chaise lounge and calling for smelling salts, to distract myself from matters of the heart.

*Sigh*

Such news is most disconcerting for a lady of your stature. I am sure Sir Bradley had no option but to leave the ton in such haste. Perhaps you will allow others to help with your distraction?

Looks like the fair maiden is set up for a little menage a trois?

I am sure the fair maiden is open to much distraction; as am I if I may be so bold to divulge ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But Dotty I do so adore his cock. Coudst thou sally forth and pray tell him that I longest to holdest it lightly in my lips and blow the sweetest blow of a gnats fart upon it."

If Dotty is indisposed I beg to offer my services to your cause .. .

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"Desire thou a fornication?"

I do not know what you been by t his phrase, Sir.

I have the strangest sensation inside me, Lord Drago...an constantly restless, unable to sit still or sleep, I feel a deep longing for something but do not know what. It is most disconcerting.

Is there anyone who can assist me? A doctor perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Danxio, i find your bulge to be most agreeable. It looks like the sort of bulge that would bring exquisite pleasure and make one acknowledge how randy they are feeling.

For shame!

"
V how art thou you look rather exquisite one will ask ones father if one could accompany me to the woods for a brisk walk taking in the forna and checking out your pantaloons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This stirring in my loins, the feelings betwixt navel and knee that shall bring shame upon my family. For the desires for the ladies footwear that atorns fair maiden I gaze upon drives me to have thoughts most improper. For it is not the gentlemans place to be drawn to such heels and seek to take them from your grasp, yet I feel they would complete me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It seems Sir Bradley has left the ton, in the middle of high season, for I have received no letter in response to my own.

I shall have to content myself with swooning on my chaise lounge and calling for smelling salts, to distract myself from matters of the heart.

*Sigh*

Such news is most disconcerting for a lady of your stature. I am sure Sir Bradley had no option but to leave the ton in such haste. Perhaps you will allow others to help with your distraction?

Looks like the fair maiden is set up for a little menage a trois?

I am sure the fair maiden is open to much distraction; as am I if I may be so bold to divulge ..."

Did someone say Fair Maiden per chance

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

He’s back

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman over a year ago

London

"He’s back "

*swoons*

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