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Let's do the 1 million pound geographical house test.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Go on rightmove and search for a million pound property in your area and write the description down here. Let's see what you can buy in different areas.

I'll go first, for £950,000 pound here (saving 50k) you can buy this

Substantial Marque detached property bordering the Vale of Glamorgan

Extended and extensively refurbished by Project One custom interior designers, retaining many original features

Four reception rooms and impressive contemporary kitchen/living space

Six bedrooms, 5 ensuite including master bedroom suite occupying whole of second floor

Grounds including carriage driveway, south facing lawns and heated swimming pool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A two bedroom terraced house with no garage

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

One evening in Granny's residence. Extras optional and chargeable.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke

You'll get a nice four bedroom detached house either near the University or in caversham heights, where the footballers live.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A two bedroom terraced house with no garage "

What!? No swimming pool!!

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Exceptional, 6 bedroom detached family home

Open plan living space on the ground floor

Spacious bedroom accommodation on the first and second floors

Enclosed, south facing rear garden with patio

Games room above the garage providing further entertainment space

Close to excellent local facilities and schooling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

4 bedroom terraced town house.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"4 bedroom terraced town house."

Move a bit further out to Reading and make it detached

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport

In a town where £130,000 is typically the bottom end for 3 bed terrace houses...

£1,300,000

1 of 22 three bed terrace houses

Located at the very tip of Gilkicker

Point, the Fort occupies a dramatic

and beautiful beachfront position

with spectacular panoramic views

to the south over the Solent. To

the rear lies the green expanse

of Stokes Bay Golf Club and the

tranquil Gilkicker Lagoon.

The development presents a

unique opportunity to own a

luxury beachfront property and to

simultaneously claim a precious

piece of Britain’s maritime heritage.

This landmark sits at the heart of

the UK’s premier sailing arena

– a region with an acclaimed

international reputation – take your

grandstand seat to watch the racing

fleets and superyachts.

It makes the other over £1M reidential property look really good value (and well described)...

£1,300,000

In a prized enclave close to Stokes Bay, the prestigious Crescent Road terrace of Regency homes and Heritage Gardens sits an impressive Grade II Listed home with all the original details of the 19th Century home but with the modern comforts of a sensitively restored family home. This is a classical townhouse with 5948 sq ft of living space arranged over four floors and includes garaging. There are many elegant features including a 27' reception hall with impressive staircase rising to a large central landing, the primary rooms face to the rear overlooking the garden and have far reaching views over the Solent to the Isle of Wight. The most famous, former owner of this imposing home was Lord Wakefield (1859 - 1941) founder of the Castrol Oil Company. During his life time it was gifted in 1931 to the National Children's Home before returning to its former glory and being sensitively restored to appreciate the framework of a Grade II Listed building. When you purchase a property of this historical interest, you are buying more than just a family home in an enviable position, you are a custodian, preserving a little slice of history for the next generation. Reputability designed by the local, highly regarded architect, Thomas Ellis Owen, this home forms part of one of the south coast primary Regency Crescents. 

The accommodation comprises; reception hall with three further reception rooms, utility room and cloakroom on the entrance level with three bedrooms, the master having an en-suite dressing room and family bathroom on the first floor with two bedrooms and a bathroom on the top floor. The lower ground floor has two further reception rooms, fully fitted kitchen, breakfast room, gym, steam room and utility areas. This individual, character home has a great deal of charm and character, having some flagstone and wooden flooring, sash style windows, high skirting boards, panelled doors and coving as well as allocated car parking, a garage and an enclosed southerly facing garden. 

Alverstoke itself has a feeling of a village within a city, with local shopping amenities, pubs, tea room and church, for the commuters this aesthetically pleasing Crescent location is situated under eight miles from the A/M27 whilst the passenger ferry provides access to Portsmouth with its highly regarded private schools, Gunwharf Quays retail outlets and restaurants and the Southsea Victorian waterfront. From Portsmouth Harbour mainline railway station to London Waterloo takes approximately 1hr 45 minutes. Early internal viewing is strongly recommended in order appreciate both the accommodation and location on offer.

 

ENTRANCE Off Stephenson Close is a private road leading to pillared entrance and tarmac driveway, further pillared entrance with high walls leading to garaging, car parking spaces and bin storage and turning area. Stone pathway with box hedge to either side, shingled areas with paving stones, outside power points, original external bell system, arched opening with twin storm doors and stone steps, twin large doors with arched glazed panels over leading to: 

WAKEFIELD HOUSE  

FOYER 10' 1" x 6' 8" (3.07m x 2.03m) High ceiling with original coving, stone flooring, dado rail, twin doors with glazed panels leading to: 

ELEGANT RECEPTION HALL 27' 2" x 22' 8" (8.28m x 6.91m) High ceilings measuring approximately 10'6" in height, ceiling roses, cornicing and coving, picture rail, stone flooring, feature archway with cornicing and curved walls, dado rail, feature curved wall with matching curved doors providing access to primary rooms, two radiators, feature architraves and high doorways, balustrade curved staircase rising to first floor with galleried landing over, tall stained leadlight glazed window to side aspect, power points, original curved door and wall leading to butlers scullery. 

FORMAL DINING ROOM / STUDY 19' 5" x 16' 1" (5.92m x 4.9m) Twin sash style windows overlooking garden with low sills, high ceiling with rose and coving, picture rail, painted wooden panelling to ¾ height with Lincrusta finish over and Anaglypta wallpapered ceiling, hidden high level lighting, power points, gloss tiled flooring with underfloor heating, high skirting boards, radiator with shelving over, internal door leading to staircase to lower ground floor, dimmer switch, power points, large built-in storage cupboards, one housing 'Vaillant' boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested), further storage cupboard and shelving. 

DRAWING ROOM 22' 2" x 15' 10" (6.76m x 4.83m) Twin sash style windows to front aspect with shutters, door to hallway, high ceilings with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail level, two radiators, wooden flooring, central fire surround with arched inlay and tiled hearth, ornate mirror and shelf over and pillars to either side, boxed in 'Panasonic' T.V. with remote control lid, door leading to outer lobby, square opening with column pillars leading to: 

SITTING ROOM 16' 1" x 14' 5" (4.9m x 4.39m) Feature sash style windows to front aspect overlooking garden with shutters, wooden flooring, high ceiling with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail, feature arched surround fireplace with granite hearth and wood surround with pillars, radiator, dado rail, wall up-lighters, power points, architraves, power points.

 

OUTER LOBBY Tiled flooring, door leading to rear garden. 

BUTLERS SCULLERY Cloaks hanging area, vinyl flooring, leadlight stained glass window, alcove with covered shelving under, opening to: 

UTILITY AREA Radiator, ceiling spotlights, integrated fridge and freezer with matching doors, inset single drainer sink unit with mixer tap and cupboard space under, space and plumbing for washing machine, power points, under unit lighting, brush steel 'T' bar handles, range of cupboards, door to: 

CLOAKROOM Low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, tongue and grooved panelling to half wall level with shelf over, radiator, tiled flooring, high ceiling approximately 12'6" with high level plate rack over, double glazed frosted glass windows, ceiling coving. 

FIRST FLOOR  

PRIMARY LANDING 17' 8" x 14' 7" (30'10" max) (5.38m x 4.44m) Galleried balustrade overlooking staircase with feature leadlight arched topped window to side aspect, radiator, doors to primary rooms, ceiling coving, picture rail, high skirting boards, wooden flooring, arched opening leading to inner landing, further doorway and staircase rising to the top floor with window to front aspect, built-in airing cupboard with boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested) to the upper section. 

BEDROOM 5 15' 2" x 10' 2" decreasing to 6'8" (4.62m x 3.1m) Sash window overlooking driveway with radiator under, narrow double doored built-in storage cupboard with shelving, access to loft space, ceiling coving, picture rail, power points, panelled door, interlinking door to: 

BEDROOM 2 16' 2" x 13' 0" (4.93m x 3.96m) Twin sash style windows overlooking driveway, garage and garden, radiator, power points, panelled door, picture rail, ceiling coving, dado rail.  

BATHROOM Feature curved wall, leadlight stained glass window to side aspect, low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, panelled bath with hand grips, tongue and groove panelling to three walls to dado rail level, radiator. 

MASTER BEDROOM SUITE Door from landing leading to: 

DRESSING ROOM 16' 2" x 6' 9" to front of built-in wardrobes (4.93m x 2.06m) Comprehensive range of built-in wardrobes to one wall with high level cupboards over, sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over gardens opposite towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight with radiator under, twin doors leading to bathroom, dimmer switch, picture rail, dado rail, ceiling coving, twin doors leading to: 

BEDROOM 1 15' 5" x 15' 5" (4.7m x 4.7m) Sash style window to front aspect with views over gardens towards the Solent and Isle of Wight with radiator under, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, twin doors to dressing room, power points. 

FEATURE BATHROOM 16' 7" x 6' 8" (5.05m x 2.03m)Sash style window to front aspect overlooking gardens towards the Isle of Wight twin doors to dressing room, large wet room style shower area with drying area to one end, drench style hood and separate shower attachment with shower screen, chrome heated towel rail, double ended bath with wall mounted tap and shower attachment, close coupled w.c. with twin flush, contemporary style wash hand basin with mixer tap and drawers under with shelving to one side, tiled splashback, mirror with lighting. 

INNER LANDING Doorway with staircase to top floor, further built-in cupboard with shelving. 

TOP FLOOR LANDING Ceiling coving with high ceiling, radiator, spotlights, sash style window and twin low level doors leading to roof terrace, dado rail, doors to primary rooms. 

BEDROOM 3 17' 0" x 11' 6" maximum (5.18m x 3.51m)Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight, panelled door, surround fireplace with cast iron inlay and tiles, built-in double doored wardrobe to one side, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, power points, radiator. 

BEDROOM 4 18' 4" x 10' 5" (5.59m x 3.18m) Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, panelled door, radiator, power points, access via extendable ladder leading to boarded roof space with electric lighting. 

BATHROOM 18' 4" x 8' 7" (5.59m x 2.62m) 18'4" x 8'7" incorporating dressing area to one end, tiled flooring, ceiling coving, panelled door to hallway, radiator, power points, arched opening leading to bathroom. White suite comprising; panelled bath with hand grips, low level w.c, tongue and grooved panelling to ¼ wall level with cornicing and panelling over, pedestal wash hand basin, low level w.c, radiator, tiled flooring, shower cubicle with panelled door, ceiling coving and spotlights, sash style window to front aspect overlooking rooftops towards Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight. 

LOWER GROUND FLOOR Accessible via a stone staircase from the reception hallway & study leads down to split level lower ground floor.  

FAMILY ROOM 27' 2" x 18' 0" (22'8" max) (8.28m x 5.49m) Ceiling height 7'3", flagstone flooring, two radiators, ceiling spotlights, doors to primary rooms with a number of utility rooms off. 

INNER LOBBY Matching stone flooring, spring style heated towel rail, door to gym & steam room. 

GYM 18' 10" x 15' 11" (5.74m x 4.85m) Ceiling height 8'7", high level window, sash style window to front aspect, ceiling coving and spotlights, built-in storage cupboard housing heating system for steam room, double radiator, power points, dimmer switch. 

STEAM ROOM Fully ceramic tiled with curved roof, spotlights, drench style hood and seating area, extractor fan, glazed panelled door. 

UTILITY ROOM Range of wall and floor units with work surface over, brushed steel 'T' bar handles, storage cupboards and drawer units, flagstone flooring, leading to: 

WORKSHOP AREA Matching storage cupboards with shelving, electric meter consumer box incorporating fuse box, doorway leading to cupboard front outside space, cold water tap, to the rear of this is a glazed door leading to covered outer area with glazed panelled roof and central opener. 

CLOAKROOM Low ceiling with window to side aspect, wall mounted wash hand basin, low level w.c, tiled flooring. 

FAMILY DINING ROOM 15' 2" x 15' 1" (4.62m x 4.6m)Grey check flooring, ceiling height of approximately 8'0" with spotlights, arched windows to front aspect with sliding sash to centre and large stone sill, radiator, panelled door, borrowed light window to family room. 

STUNNING KITCHEN / BREAKFAST ROOM 21' 2" x 15' 7" (6.45m x 4.75m) Luxurious contemporary style with black glass to walls, approximate ceiling height 8'0", twin sash style windows to front aspect, ceiling spotlights, granite work surface with two inset sinks, one with waste disposal system, matching grey check tiled flooring, chrome fronted power points, pelmet lighting, inset 'Siemens' hob with funnel style extractor hood over, two taller units with range of shelving, integrated 'AEG' dishwasher and freezer, further tall pull out units with soft close mechanism, raised fridge with matching door, eye-level twin 'Neff' ovens and twin 'Neff' microwaves and cupboard drawers under, opening to family room, underfloor heating, radiators. 

OUTSIDE To the rear is an enclosed garden with original brick wall and pedestrian gateway leading onto Crescent Road. The garden is laid to lawn with path border, arched seating area, soldier railings and steps leading down to lower ground floor, fence panelling to either side with mature shrubs, evergreens and bushes. 

To the front is a car parking area enclosed by a high brick retaining wall and brick pillars with coping stones over, leading to turning and parking area with one allocated car parking space. 

 

GARAGE 18' 1" increasing 20'8" x 15' 2" (5.51m x 4.62m) Remote controlled automatic roller up and over door, pitched roof, electric lighting and power points. 

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For a million pounds you can buy Shepton Mallett.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I never read a word of that .......

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A stunning five double bedroom detached family house on 1/3 acre with views over the 7th green of the Golf Course. The accommodation comprises: Entrance hall, lounge, drawing room, kitchen/breakfast room, dining room, study, utility room, walk in pantry, master bedroom with en suite,...

I'd still have to redecorate though, it's a bit naff inside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In a town where £130,000 is typically the bottom end for 3 bed terrace houses...

£1,300,000

1 of 22 three bed terrace houses

Located at the very tip of Gilkicker

Point, the Fort occupies a dramatic

and beautiful beachfront position

with spectacular panoramic views

to the south over the Solent. To

the rear lies the green expanse

of Stokes Bay Golf Club and the

tranquil Gilkicker Lagoon.

The development presents a

unique opportunity to own a

luxury beachfront property and to

simultaneously claim a precious

piece of Britain’s maritime heritage.

This landmark sits at the heart of

the UK’s premier sailing arena

– a region with an acclaimed

international reputation – take your

grandstand seat to watch the racing

fleets and superyachts.

It makes the other over £1M reidential property look really good value (and well described)...

£1,300,000

In a prized enclave close to Stokes Bay, the prestigious Crescent Road terrace of Regency homes and Heritage Gardens sits an impressive Grade II Listed home with all the original details of the 19th Century home but with the modern comforts of a sensitively restored family home. This is a classical townhouse with 5948 sq ft of living space arranged over four floors and includes garaging. There are many elegant features including a 27' reception hall with impressive staircase rising to a large central landing, the primary rooms face to the rear overlooking the garden and have far reaching views over the Solent to the Isle of Wight. The most famous, former owner of this imposing home was Lord Wakefield (1859 - 1941) founder of the Castrol Oil Company. During his life time it was gifted in 1931 to the National Children's Home before returning to its former glory and being sensitively restored to appreciate the framework of a Grade II Listed building. When you purchase a property of this historical interest, you are buying more than just a family home in an enviable position, you are a custodian, preserving a little slice of history for the next generation. Reputability designed by the local, highly regarded architect, Thomas Ellis Owen, this home forms part of one of the south coast primary Regency Crescents. 

The accommodation comprises; reception hall with three further reception rooms, utility room and cloakroom on the entrance level with three bedrooms, the master having an en-suite dressing room and family bathroom on the first floor with two bedrooms and a bathroom on the top floor. The lower ground floor has two further reception rooms, fully fitted kitchen, breakfast room, gym, steam room and utility areas. This individual, character home has a great deal of charm and character, having some flagstone and wooden flooring, sash style windows, high skirting boards, panelled doors and coving as well as allocated car parking, a garage and an enclosed southerly facing garden. 

Alverstoke itself has a feeling of a village within a city, with local shopping amenities, pubs, tea room and church, for the commuters this aesthetically pleasing Crescent location is situated under eight miles from the A/M27 whilst the passenger ferry provides access to Portsmouth with its highly regarded private schools, Gunwharf Quays retail outlets and restaurants and the Southsea Victorian waterfront. From Portsmouth Harbour mainline railway station to London Waterloo takes approximately 1hr 45 minutes. Early internal viewing is strongly recommended in order appreciate both the accommodation and location on offer.

 

ENTRANCE Off Stephenson Close is a private road leading to pillared entrance and tarmac driveway, further pillared entrance with high walls leading to garaging, car parking spaces and bin storage and turning area. Stone pathway with box hedge to either side, shingled areas with paving stones, outside power points, original external bell system, arched opening with twin storm doors and stone steps, twin large doors with arched glazed panels over leading to: 

WAKEFIELD HOUSE  

FOYER 10' 1" x 6' 8" (3.07m x 2.03m) High ceiling with original coving, stone flooring, dado rail, twin doors with glazed panels leading to: 

ELEGANT RECEPTION HALL 27' 2" x 22' 8" (8.28m x 6.91m) High ceilings measuring approximately 10'6" in height, ceiling roses, cornicing and coving, picture rail, stone flooring, feature archway with cornicing and curved walls, dado rail, feature curved wall with matching curved doors providing access to primary rooms, two radiators, feature architraves and high doorways, balustrade curved staircase rising to first floor with galleried landing over, tall stained leadlight glazed window to side aspect, power points, original curved door and wall leading to butlers scullery. 

FORMAL DINING ROOM / STUDY 19' 5" x 16' 1" (5.92m x 4.9m) Twin sash style windows overlooking garden with low sills, high ceiling with rose and coving, picture rail, painted wooden panelling to ¾ height with Lincrusta finish over and Anaglypta wallpapered ceiling, hidden high level lighting, power points, gloss tiled flooring with underfloor heating, high skirting boards, radiator with shelving over, internal door leading to staircase to lower ground floor, dimmer switch, power points, large built-in storage cupboards, one housing 'Vaillant' boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested), further storage cupboard and shelving. 

DRAWING ROOM 22' 2" x 15' 10" (6.76m x 4.83m) Twin sash style windows to front aspect with shutters, door to hallway, high ceilings with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail level, two radiators, wooden flooring, central fire surround with arched inlay and tiled hearth, ornate mirror and shelf over and pillars to either side, boxed in 'Panasonic' T.V. with remote control lid, door leading to outer lobby, square opening with column pillars leading to: 

SITTING ROOM 16' 1" x 14' 5" (4.9m x 4.39m) Feature sash style windows to front aspect overlooking garden with shutters, wooden flooring, high ceiling with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail, feature arched surround fireplace with granite hearth and wood surround with pillars, radiator, dado rail, wall up-lighters, power points, architraves, power points.

 

OUTER LOBBY Tiled flooring, door leading to rear garden. 

BUTLERS SCULLERY Cloaks hanging area, vinyl flooring, leadlight stained glass window, alcove with covered shelving under, opening to: 

UTILITY AREA Radiator, ceiling spotlights, integrated fridge and freezer with matching doors, inset single drainer sink unit with mixer tap and cupboard space under, space and plumbing for washing machine, power points, under unit lighting, brush steel 'T' bar handles, range of cupboards, door to: 

CLOAKROOM Low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, tongue and grooved panelling to half wall level with shelf over, radiator, tiled flooring, high ceiling approximately 12'6" with high level plate rack over, double glazed frosted glass windows, ceiling coving. 

FIRST FLOOR  

PRIMARY LANDING 17' 8" x 14' 7" (30'10" max) (5.38m x 4.44m) Galleried balustrade overlooking staircase with feature leadlight arched topped window to side aspect, radiator, doors to primary rooms, ceiling coving, picture rail, high skirting boards, wooden flooring, arched opening leading to inner landing, further doorway and staircase rising to the top floor with window to front aspect, built-in airing cupboard with boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested) to the upper section. 

BEDROOM 5 15' 2" x 10' 2" decreasing to 6'8" (4.62m x 3.1m) Sash window overlooking driveway with radiator under, narrow double doored built-in storage cupboard with shelving, access to loft space, ceiling coving, picture rail, power points, panelled door, interlinking door to: 

BEDROOM 2 16' 2" x 13' 0" (4.93m x 3.96m) Twin sash style windows overlooking driveway, garage and garden, radiator, power points, panelled door, picture rail, ceiling coving, dado rail.  

BATHROOM Feature curved wall, leadlight stained glass window to side aspect, low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, panelled bath with hand grips, tongue and groove panelling to three walls to dado rail level, radiator. 

MASTER BEDROOM SUITE Door from landing leading to: 

DRESSING ROOM 16' 2" x 6' 9" to front of built-in wardrobes (4.93m x 2.06m) Comprehensive range of built-in wardrobes to one wall with high level cupboards over, sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over gardens opposite towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight with radiator under, twin doors leading to bathroom, dimmer switch, picture rail, dado rail, ceiling coving, twin doors leading to: 

BEDROOM 1 15' 5" x 15' 5" (4.7m x 4.7m) Sash style window to front aspect with views over gardens towards the Solent and Isle of Wight with radiator under, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, twin doors to dressing room, power points. 

FEATURE BATHROOM 16' 7" x 6' 8" (5.05m x 2.03m)Sash style window to front aspect overlooking gardens towards the Isle of Wight twin doors to dressing room, large wet room style shower area with drying area to one end, drench style hood and separate shower attachment with shower screen, chrome heated towel rail, double ended bath with wall mounted tap and shower attachment, close coupled w.c. with twin flush, contemporary style wash hand basin with mixer tap and drawers under with shelving to one side, tiled splashback, mirror with lighting. 

INNER LANDING Doorway with staircase to top floor, further built-in cupboard with shelving. 

TOP FLOOR LANDING Ceiling coving with high ceiling, radiator, spotlights, sash style window and twin low level doors leading to roof terrace, dado rail, doors to primary rooms. 

BEDROOM 3 17' 0" x 11' 6" maximum (5.18m x 3.51m)Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight, panelled door, surround fireplace with cast iron inlay and tiles, built-in double doored wardrobe to one side, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, power points, radiator. 

BEDROOM 4 18' 4" x 10' 5" (5.59m x 3.18m) Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, panelled door, radiator, power points, access via extendable ladder leading to boarded roof space with electric lighting. 

BATHROOM 18' 4" x 8' 7" (5.59m x 2.62m) 18'4" x 8'7" incorporating dressing area to one end, tiled flooring, ceiling coving, panelled door to hallway, radiator, power points, arched opening leading to bathroom. White suite comprising; panelled bath with hand grips, low level w.c, tongue and grooved panelling to ¼ wall level with cornicing and panelling over, pedestal wash hand basin, low level w.c, radiator, tiled flooring, shower cubicle with panelled door, ceiling coving and spotlights, sash style window to front aspect overlooking rooftops towards Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight. 

LOWER GROUND FLOOR Accessible via a stone staircase from the reception hallway & study leads down to split level lower ground floor.  

FAMILY ROOM 27' 2" x 18' 0" (22'8" max) (8.28m x 5.49m) Ceiling height 7'3", flagstone flooring, two radiators, ceiling spotlights, doors to primary rooms with a number of utility rooms off. 

INNER LOBBY Matching stone flooring, spring style heated towel rail, door to gym & steam room. 

GYM 18' 10" x 15' 11" (5.74m x 4.85m) Ceiling height 8'7", high level window, sash style window to front aspect, ceiling coving and spotlights, built-in storage cupboard housing heating system for steam room, double radiator, power points, dimmer switch. 

STEAM ROOM Fully ceramic tiled with curved roof, spotlights, drench style hood and seating area, extractor fan, glazed panelled door. 

UTILITY ROOM Range of wall and floor units with work surface over, brushed steel 'T' bar handles, storage cupboards and drawer units, flagstone flooring, leading to: 

WORKSHOP AREA Matching storage cupboards with shelving, electric meter consumer box incorporating fuse box, doorway leading to cupboard front outside space, cold water tap, to the rear of this is a glazed door leading to covered outer area with glazed panelled roof and central opener. 

CLOAKROOM Low ceiling with window to side aspect, wall mounted wash hand basin, low level w.c, tiled flooring. 

FAMILY DINING ROOM 15' 2" x 15' 1" (4.62m x 4.6m)Grey check flooring, ceiling height of approximately 8'0" with spotlights, arched windows to front aspect with sliding sash to centre and large stone sill, radiator, panelled door, borrowed light window to family room. 

STUNNING KITCHEN / BREAKFAST ROOM 21' 2" x 15' 7" (6.45m x 4.75m) Luxurious contemporary style with black glass to walls, approximate ceiling height 8'0", twin sash style windows to front aspect, ceiling spotlights, granite work surface with two inset sinks, one with waste disposal system, matching grey check tiled flooring, chrome fronted power points, pelmet lighting, inset 'Siemens' hob with funnel style extractor hood over, two taller units with range of shelving, integrated 'AEG' dishwasher and freezer, further tall pull out units with soft close mechanism, raised fridge with matching door, eye-level twin 'Neff' ovens and twin 'Neff' microwaves and cupboard drawers under, opening to family room, underfloor heating, radiators. 

OUTSIDE To the rear is an enclosed garden with original brick wall and pedestrian gateway leading onto Crescent Road. The garden is laid to lawn with path border, arched seating area, soldier railings and steps leading down to lower ground floor, fence panelling to either side with mature shrubs, evergreens and bushes. 

To the front is a car parking area enclosed by a high brick retaining wall and brick pillars with coping stones over, leading to turning and parking area with one allocated car parking space. 

 

GARAGE 18' 1" increasing 20'8" x 15' 2" (5.51m x 4.62m) Remote controlled automatic roller up and over door, pitched roof, electric lighting and power points. 

"

TL/DR, you've gone over by 300 thousand and you're only supposed to put the basics not the entire advert!

But yes it sounds lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a town where £130,000 is typically the bottom end for 3 bed terrace houses...

£1,300,000

1 of 22 three bed terrace houses

Located at the very tip of Gilkicker

Point, the Fort occupies a dramatic

and beautiful beachfront position

with spectacular panoramic views

to the south over the Solent. To

the rear lies the green expanse

of Stokes Bay Golf Club and the

tranquil Gilkicker Lagoon.

The development presents a

unique opportunity to own a

luxury beachfront property and to

simultaneously claim a precious

piece of Britain’s maritime heritage.

This landmark sits at the heart of

the UK’s premier sailing arena

– a region with an acclaimed

international reputation – take your

grandstand seat to watch the racing

fleets and superyachts.

It makes the other over £1M reidential property look really good value (and well described)...

£1,300,000

In a prized enclave close to Stokes Bay, the prestigious Crescent Road terrace of Regency homes and Heritage Gardens sits an impressive Grade II Listed home with all the original details of the 19th Century home but with the modern comforts of a sensitively restored family home. This is a classical townhouse with 5948 sq ft of living space arranged over four floors and includes garaging. There are many elegant features including a 27' reception hall with impressive staircase rising to a large central landing, the primary rooms face to the rear overlooking the garden and have far reaching views over the Solent to the Isle of Wight. The most famous, former owner of this imposing home was Lord Wakefield (1859 - 1941) founder of the Castrol Oil Company. During his life time it was gifted in 1931 to the National Children's Home before returning to its former glory and being sensitively restored to appreciate the framework of a Grade II Listed building. When you purchase a property of this historical interest, you are buying more than just a family home in an enviable position, you are a custodian, preserving a little slice of history for the next generation. Reputability designed by the local, highly regarded architect, Thomas Ellis Owen, this home forms part of one of the south coast primary Regency Crescents. 

The accommodation comprises; reception hall with three further reception rooms, utility room and cloakroom on the entrance level with three bedrooms, the master having an en-suite dressing room and family bathroom on the first floor with two bedrooms and a bathroom on the top floor. The lower ground floor has two further reception rooms, fully fitted kitchen, breakfast room, gym, steam room and utility areas. This individual, character home has a great deal of charm and character, having some flagstone and wooden flooring, sash style windows, high skirting boards, panelled doors and coving as well as allocated car parking, a garage and an enclosed southerly facing garden. 

Alverstoke itself has a feeling of a village within a city, with local shopping amenities, pubs, tea room and church, for the commuters this aesthetically pleasing Crescent location is situated under eight miles from the A/M27 whilst the passenger ferry provides access to Portsmouth with its highly regarded private schools, Gunwharf Quays retail outlets and restaurants and the Southsea Victorian waterfront. From Portsmouth Harbour mainline railway station to London Waterloo takes approximately 1hr 45 minutes. Early internal viewing is strongly recommended in order appreciate both the accommodation and location on offer.

 

ENTRANCE Off Stephenson Close is a private road leading to pillared entrance and tarmac driveway, further pillared entrance with high walls leading to garaging, car parking spaces and bin storage and turning area. Stone pathway with box hedge to either side, shingled areas with paving stones, outside power points, original external bell system, arched opening with twin storm doors and stone steps, twin large doors with arched glazed panels over leading to: 

WAKEFIELD HOUSE  

FOYER 10' 1" x 6' 8" (3.07m x 2.03m) High ceiling with original coving, stone flooring, dado rail, twin doors with glazed panels leading to: 

ELEGANT RECEPTION HALL 27' 2" x 22' 8" (8.28m x 6.91m) High ceilings measuring approximately 10'6" in height, ceiling roses, cornicing and coving, picture rail, stone flooring, feature archway with cornicing and curved walls, dado rail, feature curved wall with matching curved doors providing access to primary rooms, two radiators, feature architraves and high doorways, balustrade curved staircase rising to first floor with galleried landing over, tall stained leadlight glazed window to side aspect, power points, original curved door and wall leading to butlers scullery. 

FORMAL DINING ROOM / STUDY 19' 5" x 16' 1" (5.92m x 4.9m) Twin sash style windows overlooking garden with low sills, high ceiling with rose and coving, picture rail, painted wooden panelling to ¾ height with Lincrusta finish over and Anaglypta wallpapered ceiling, hidden high level lighting, power points, gloss tiled flooring with underfloor heating, high skirting boards, radiator with shelving over, internal door leading to staircase to lower ground floor, dimmer switch, power points, large built-in storage cupboards, one housing 'Vaillant' boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested), further storage cupboard and shelving. 

DRAWING ROOM 22' 2" x 15' 10" (6.76m x 4.83m) Twin sash style windows to front aspect with shutters, door to hallway, high ceilings with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail level, two radiators, wooden flooring, central fire surround with arched inlay and tiled hearth, ornate mirror and shelf over and pillars to either side, boxed in 'Panasonic' T.V. with remote control lid, door leading to outer lobby, square opening with column pillars leading to: 

SITTING ROOM 16' 1" x 14' 5" (4.9m x 4.39m) Feature sash style windows to front aspect overlooking garden with shutters, wooden flooring, high ceiling with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail, feature arched surround fireplace with granite hearth and wood surround with pillars, radiator, dado rail, wall up-lighters, power points, architraves, power points.

 

OUTER LOBBY Tiled flooring, door leading to rear garden. 

BUTLERS SCULLERY Cloaks hanging area, vinyl flooring, leadlight stained glass window, alcove with covered shelving under, opening to: 

UTILITY AREA Radiator, ceiling spotlights, integrated fridge and freezer with matching doors, inset single drainer sink unit with mixer tap and cupboard space under, space and plumbing for washing machine, power points, under unit lighting, brush steel 'T' bar handles, range of cupboards, door to: 

CLOAKROOM Low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, tongue and grooved panelling to half wall level with shelf over, radiator, tiled flooring, high ceiling approximately 12'6" with high level plate rack over, double glazed frosted glass windows, ceiling coving. 

FIRST FLOOR  

PRIMARY LANDING 17' 8" x 14' 7" (30'10" max) (5.38m x 4.44m) Galleried balustrade overlooking staircase with feature leadlight arched topped window to side aspect, radiator, doors to primary rooms, ceiling coving, picture rail, high skirting boards, wooden flooring, arched opening leading to inner landing, further doorway and staircase rising to the top floor with window to front aspect, built-in airing cupboard with boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested) to the upper section. 

BEDROOM 5 15' 2" x 10' 2" decreasing to 6'8" (4.62m x 3.1m) Sash window overlooking driveway with radiator under, narrow double doored built-in storage cupboard with shelving, access to loft space, ceiling coving, picture rail, power points, panelled door, interlinking door to: 

BEDROOM 2 16' 2" x 13' 0" (4.93m x 3.96m) Twin sash style windows overlooking driveway, garage and garden, radiator, power points, panelled door, picture rail, ceiling coving, dado rail.  

BATHROOM Feature curved wall, leadlight stained glass window to side aspect, low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, panelled bath with hand grips, tongue and groove panelling to three walls to dado rail level, radiator. 

MASTER BEDROOM SUITE Door from landing leading to: 

DRESSING ROOM 16' 2" x 6' 9" to front of built-in wardrobes (4.93m x 2.06m) Comprehensive range of built-in wardrobes to one wall with high level cupboards over, sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over gardens opposite towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight with radiator under, twin doors leading to bathroom, dimmer switch, picture rail, dado rail, ceiling coving, twin doors leading to: 

BEDROOM 1 15' 5" x 15' 5" (4.7m x 4.7m) Sash style window to front aspect with views over gardens towards the Solent and Isle of Wight with radiator under, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, twin doors to dressing room, power points. 

FEATURE BATHROOM 16' 7" x 6' 8" (5.05m x 2.03m)Sash style window to front aspect overlooking gardens towards the Isle of Wight twin doors to dressing room, large wet room style shower area with drying area to one end, drench style hood and separate shower attachment with shower screen, chrome heated towel rail, double ended bath with wall mounted tap and shower attachment, close coupled w.c. with twin flush, contemporary style wash hand basin with mixer tap and drawers under with shelving to one side, tiled splashback, mirror with lighting. 

INNER LANDING Doorway with staircase to top floor, further built-in cupboard with shelving. 

TOP FLOOR LANDING Ceiling coving with high ceiling, radiator, spotlights, sash style window and twin low level doors leading to roof terrace, dado rail, doors to primary rooms. 

BEDROOM 3 17' 0" x 11' 6" maximum (5.18m x 3.51m)Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight, panelled door, surround fireplace with cast iron inlay and tiles, built-in double doored wardrobe to one side, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, power points, radiator. 

BEDROOM 4 18' 4" x 10' 5" (5.59m x 3.18m) Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, panelled door, radiator, power points, access via extendable ladder leading to boarded roof space with electric lighting. 

BATHROOM 18' 4" x 8' 7" (5.59m x 2.62m) 18'4" x 8'7" incorporating dressing area to one end, tiled flooring, ceiling coving, panelled door to hallway, radiator, power points, arched opening leading to bathroom. White suite comprising; panelled bath with hand grips, low level w.c, tongue and grooved panelling to ¼ wall level with cornicing and panelling over, pedestal wash hand basin, low level w.c, radiator, tiled flooring, shower cubicle with panelled door, ceiling coving and spotlights, sash style window to front aspect overlooking rooftops towards Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight. 

LOWER GROUND FLOOR Accessible via a stone staircase from the reception hallway & study leads down to split level lower ground floor.  

FAMILY ROOM 27' 2" x 18' 0" (22'8" max) (8.28m x 5.49m) Ceiling height 7'3", flagstone flooring, two radiators, ceiling spotlights, doors to primary rooms with a number of utility rooms off. 

INNER LOBBY Matching stone flooring, spring style heated towel rail, door to gym & steam room. 

GYM 18' 10" x 15' 11" (5.74m x 4.85m) Ceiling height 8'7", high level window, sash style window to front aspect, ceiling coving and spotlights, built-in storage cupboard housing heating system for steam room, double radiator, power points, dimmer switch. 

STEAM ROOM Fully ceramic tiled with curved roof, spotlights, drench style hood and seating area, extractor fan, glazed panelled door. 

UTILITY ROOM Range of wall and floor units with work surface over, brushed steel 'T' bar handles, storage cupboards and drawer units, flagstone flooring, leading to: 

WORKSHOP AREA Matching storage cupboards with shelving, electric meter consumer box incorporating fuse box, doorway leading to cupboard front outside space, cold water tap, to the rear of this is a glazed door leading to covered outer area with glazed panelled roof and central opener. 

CLOAKROOM Low ceiling with window to side aspect, wall mounted wash hand basin, low level w.c, tiled flooring. 

FAMILY DINING ROOM 15' 2" x 15' 1" (4.62m x 4.6m)Grey check flooring, ceiling height of approximately 8'0" with spotlights, arched windows to front aspect with sliding sash to centre and large stone sill, radiator, panelled door, borrowed light window to family room. 

STUNNING KITCHEN / BREAKFAST ROOM 21' 2" x 15' 7" (6.45m x 4.75m) Luxurious contemporary style with black glass to walls, approximate ceiling height 8'0", twin sash style windows to front aspect, ceiling spotlights, granite work surface with two inset sinks, one with waste disposal system, matching grey check tiled flooring, chrome fronted power points, pelmet lighting, inset 'Siemens' hob with funnel style extractor hood over, two taller units with range of shelving, integrated 'AEG' dishwasher and freezer, further tall pull out units with soft close mechanism, raised fridge with matching door, eye-level twin 'Neff' ovens and twin 'Neff' microwaves and cupboard drawers under, opening to family room, underfloor heating, radiators. 

OUTSIDE To the rear is an enclosed garden with original brick wall and pedestrian gateway leading onto Crescent Road. The garden is laid to lawn with path border, arched seating area, soldier railings and steps leading down to lower ground floor, fence panelling to either side with mature shrubs, evergreens and bushes. 

To the front is a car parking area enclosed by a high brick retaining wall and brick pillars with coping stones over, leading to turning and parking area with one allocated car parking space. 

 

GARAGE 18' 1" increasing 20'8" x 15' 2" (5.51m x 4.62m) Remote controlled automatic roller up and over door, pitched roof, electric lighting and power points. 

"

Can we have a bit more information please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I never read a word of that ....... "

It was copy paste

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I never read a word of that .......

It was copy paste "

I think he's the estate agent

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By *orkie321bWoman  over a year ago

Nottingham

A 5 bedroom, 3 bathroom Victorian semi detached for 1.2 million. A gated driveway to the front and rear gardens. A 4 story building with a wine cellar and cinema room in the basement.

It's located in an area of the county that's always been referred to as "bread and lard island" because house prices have always been high there and itused to be said the residents could only afford to eat bread and lard. A similar property in other parts of the county would be valued at 5-600,000.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm applying some rules to the game, don't put the entire advert, makes things too long to scroll.

Let's have some order, budget is a million or under, not over. If i went over 300 grand I'd be adding cinema rooms or indoor bowling allies or equestrian facilities with stables and shit. Stick to the rules.

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport


"In a town where £130,000 is typically the bottom end for 3 bed terrace houses...

£1,300,000

1 of 22 three bed terrace houses

Located at the very tip of Gilkicker

Point, the Fort occupies a dramatic

and beautiful beachfront position

with spectacular panoramic views

to the south over the Solent. To

the rear lies the green expanse

of Stokes Bay Golf Club and the

tranquil Gilkicker Lagoon.

The development presents a

unique opportunity to own a

luxury beachfront property and to

simultaneously claim a precious

piece of Britain’s maritime heritage.

This landmark sits at the heart of

the UK’s premier sailing arena

– a region with an acclaimed

international reputation – take your

grandstand seat to watch the racing

fleets and superyachts.

It makes the other over £1M reidential property look really good value (and well described)...

£1,300,000

In a prized enclave close to Stokes Bay, the prestigious Crescent Road terrace of Regency homes and Heritage Gardens sits an impressive Grade II Listed home with all the original details of the 19th Century home but with the modern comforts of a sensitively restored family home. This is a classical townhouse with 5948 sq ft of living space arranged over four floors and includes garaging. There are many elegant features including a 27' reception hall with impressive staircase rising to a large central landing, the primary rooms face to the rear overlooking the garden and have far reaching views over the Solent to the Isle of Wight. The most famous, former owner of this imposing home was Lord Wakefield (1859 - 1941) founder of the Castrol Oil Company. During his life time it was gifted in 1931 to the National Children's Home before returning to its former glory and being sensitively restored to appreciate the framework of a Grade II Listed building. When you purchase a property of this historical interest, you are buying more than just a family home in an enviable position, you are a custodian, preserving a little slice of history for the next generation. Reputability designed by the local, highly regarded architect, Thomas Ellis Owen, this home forms part of one of the south coast primary Regency Crescents. 

The accommodation comprises; reception hall with three further reception rooms, utility room and cloakroom on the entrance level with three bedrooms, the master having an en-suite dressing room and family bathroom on the first floor with two bedrooms and a bathroom on the top floor. The lower ground floor has two further reception rooms, fully fitted kitchen, breakfast room, gym, steam room and utility areas. This individual, character home has a great deal of charm and character, having some flagstone and wooden flooring, sash style windows, high skirting boards, panelled doors and coving as well as allocated car parking, a garage and an enclosed southerly facing garden. 

Alverstoke itself has a feeling of a village within a city, with local shopping amenities, pubs, tea room and church, for the commuters this aesthetically pleasing Crescent location is situated under eight miles from the A/M27 whilst the passenger ferry provides access to Portsmouth with its highly regarded private schools, Gunwharf Quays retail outlets and restaurants and the Southsea Victorian waterfront. From Portsmouth Harbour mainline railway station to London Waterloo takes approximately 1hr 45 minutes. Early internal viewing is strongly recommended in order appreciate both the accommodation and location on offer.

 

ENTRANCE Off Stephenson Close is a private road leading to pillared entrance and tarmac driveway, further pillared entrance with high walls leading to garaging, car parking spaces and bin storage and turning area. Stone pathway with box hedge to either side, shingled areas with paving stones, outside power points, original external bell system, arched opening with twin storm doors and stone steps, twin large doors with arched glazed panels over leading to: 

WAKEFIELD HOUSE  

FOYER 10' 1" x 6' 8" (3.07m x 2.03m) High ceiling with original coving, stone flooring, dado rail, twin doors with glazed panels leading to: 

ELEGANT RECEPTION HALL 27' 2" x 22' 8" (8.28m x 6.91m) High ceilings measuring approximately 10'6" in height, ceiling roses, cornicing and coving, picture rail, stone flooring, feature archway with cornicing and curved walls, dado rail, feature curved wall with matching curved doors providing access to primary rooms, two radiators, feature architraves and high doorways, balustrade curved staircase rising to first floor with galleried landing over, tall stained leadlight glazed window to side aspect, power points, original curved door and wall leading to butlers scullery. 

FORMAL DINING ROOM / STUDY 19' 5" x 16' 1" (5.92m x 4.9m) Twin sash style windows overlooking garden with low sills, high ceiling with rose and coving, picture rail, painted wooden panelling to ¾ height with Lincrusta finish over and Anaglypta wallpapered ceiling, hidden high level lighting, power points, gloss tiled flooring with underfloor heating, high skirting boards, radiator with shelving over, internal door leading to staircase to lower ground floor, dimmer switch, power points, large built-in storage cupboards, one housing 'Vaillant' boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested), further storage cupboard and shelving. 

DRAWING ROOM 22' 2" x 15' 10" (6.76m x 4.83m) Twin sash style windows to front aspect with shutters, door to hallway, high ceilings with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail level, two radiators, wooden flooring, central fire surround with arched inlay and tiled hearth, ornate mirror and shelf over and pillars to either side, boxed in 'Panasonic' T.V. with remote control lid, door leading to outer lobby, square opening with column pillars leading to: 

SITTING ROOM 16' 1" x 14' 5" (4.9m x 4.39m) Feature sash style windows to front aspect overlooking garden with shutters, wooden flooring, high ceiling with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail, feature arched surround fireplace with granite hearth and wood surround with pillars, radiator, dado rail, wall up-lighters, power points, architraves, power points.

 

OUTER LOBBY Tiled flooring, door leading to rear garden. 

BUTLERS SCULLERY Cloaks hanging area, vinyl flooring, leadlight stained glass window, alcove with covered shelving under, opening to: 

UTILITY AREA Radiator, ceiling spotlights, integrated fridge and freezer with matching doors, inset single drainer sink unit with mixer tap and cupboard space under, space and plumbing for washing machine, power points, under unit lighting, brush steel 'T' bar handles, range of cupboards, door to: 

CLOAKROOM Low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, tongue and grooved panelling to half wall level with shelf over, radiator, tiled flooring, high ceiling approximately 12'6" with high level plate rack over, double glazed frosted glass windows, ceiling coving. 

FIRST FLOOR  

PRIMARY LANDING 17' 8" x 14' 7" (30'10" max) (5.38m x 4.44m) Galleried balustrade overlooking staircase with feature leadlight arched topped window to side aspect, radiator, doors to primary rooms, ceiling coving, picture rail, high skirting boards, wooden flooring, arched opening leading to inner landing, further doorway and staircase rising to the top floor with window to front aspect, built-in airing cupboard with boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested) to the upper section. 

BEDROOM 5 15' 2" x 10' 2" decreasing to 6'8" (4.62m x 3.1m) Sash window overlooking driveway with radiator under, narrow double doored built-in storage cupboard with shelving, access to loft space, ceiling coving, picture rail, power points, panelled door, interlinking door to: 

BEDROOM 2 16' 2" x 13' 0" (4.93m x 3.96m) Twin sash style windows overlooking driveway, garage and garden, radiator, power points, panelled door, picture rail, ceiling coving, dado rail.  

BATHROOM Feature curved wall, leadlight stained glass window to side aspect, low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, panelled bath with hand grips, tongue and groove panelling to three walls to dado rail level, radiator. 

MASTER BEDROOM SUITE Door from landing leading to: 

DRESSING ROOM 16' 2" x 6' 9" to front of built-in wardrobes (4.93m x 2.06m) Comprehensive range of built-in wardrobes to one wall with high level cupboards over, sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over gardens opposite towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight with radiator under, twin doors leading to bathroom, dimmer switch, picture rail, dado rail, ceiling coving, twin doors leading to: 

BEDROOM 1 15' 5" x 15' 5" (4.7m x 4.7m) Sash style window to front aspect with views over gardens towards the Solent and Isle of Wight with radiator under, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, twin doors to dressing room, power points. 

FEATURE BATHROOM 16' 7" x 6' 8" (5.05m x 2.03m)Sash style window to front aspect overlooking gardens towards the Isle of Wight twin doors to dressing room, large wet room style shower area with drying area to one end, drench style hood and separate shower attachment with shower screen, chrome heated towel rail, double ended bath with wall mounted tap and shower attachment, close coupled w.c. with twin flush, contemporary style wash hand basin with mixer tap and drawers under with shelving to one side, tiled splashback, mirror with lighting. 

INNER LANDING Doorway with staircase to top floor, further built-in cupboard with shelving. 

TOP FLOOR LANDING Ceiling coving with high ceiling, radiator, spotlights, sash style window and twin low level doors leading to roof terrace, dado rail, doors to primary rooms. 

BEDROOM 3 17' 0" x 11' 6" maximum (5.18m x 3.51m)Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight, panelled door, surround fireplace with cast iron inlay and tiles, built-in double doored wardrobe to one side, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, power points, radiator. 

BEDROOM 4 18' 4" x 10' 5" (5.59m x 3.18m) Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, panelled door, radiator, power points, access via extendable ladder leading to boarded roof space with electric lighting. 

BATHROOM 18' 4" x 8' 7" (5.59m x 2.62m) 18'4" x 8'7" incorporating dressing area to one end, tiled flooring, ceiling coving, panelled door to hallway, radiator, power points, arched opening leading to bathroom. White suite comprising; panelled bath with hand grips, low level w.c, tongue and grooved panelling to ¼ wall level with cornicing and panelling over, pedestal wash hand basin, low level w.c, radiator, tiled flooring, shower cubicle with panelled door, ceiling coving and spotlights, sash style window to front aspect overlooking rooftops towards Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight. 

LOWER GROUND FLOOR Accessible via a stone staircase from the reception hallway & study leads down to split level lower ground floor.  

FAMILY ROOM 27' 2" x 18' 0" (22'8" max) (8.28m x 5.49m) Ceiling height 7'3", flagstone flooring, two radiators, ceiling spotlights, doors to primary rooms with a number of utility rooms off. 

INNER LOBBY Matching stone flooring, spring style heated towel rail, door to gym & steam room. 

GYM 18' 10" x 15' 11" (5.74m x 4.85m) Ceiling height 8'7", high level window, sash style window to front aspect, ceiling coving and spotlights, built-in storage cupboard housing heating system for steam room, double radiator, power points, dimmer switch. 

STEAM ROOM Fully ceramic tiled with curved roof, spotlights, drench style hood and seating area, extractor fan, glazed panelled door. 

UTILITY ROOM Range of wall and floor units with work surface over, brushed steel 'T' bar handles, storage cupboards and drawer units, flagstone flooring, leading to: 

WORKSHOP AREA Matching storage cupboards with shelving, electric meter consumer box incorporating fuse box, doorway leading to cupboard front outside space, cold water tap, to the rear of this is a glazed door leading to covered outer area with glazed panelled roof and central opener. 

CLOAKROOM Low ceiling with window to side aspect, wall mounted wash hand basin, low level w.c, tiled flooring. 

FAMILY DINING ROOM 15' 2" x 15' 1" (4.62m x 4.6m)Grey check flooring, ceiling height of approximately 8'0" with spotlights, arched windows to front aspect with sliding sash to centre and large stone sill, radiator, panelled door, borrowed light window to family room. 

STUNNING KITCHEN / BREAKFAST ROOM 21' 2" x 15' 7" (6.45m x 4.75m) Luxurious contemporary style with black glass to walls, approximate ceiling height 8'0", twin sash style windows to front aspect, ceiling spotlights, granite work surface with two inset sinks, one with waste disposal system, matching grey check tiled flooring, chrome fronted power points, pelmet lighting, inset 'Siemens' hob with funnel style extractor hood over, two taller units with range of shelving, integrated 'AEG' dishwasher and freezer, further tall pull out units with soft close mechanism, raised fridge with matching door, eye-level twin 'Neff' ovens and twin 'Neff' microwaves and cupboard drawers under, opening to family room, underfloor heating, radiators. 

OUTSIDE To the rear is an enclosed garden with original brick wall and pedestrian gateway leading onto Crescent Road. The garden is laid to lawn with path border, arched seating area, soldier railings and steps leading down to lower ground floor, fence panelling to either side with mature shrubs, evergreens and bushes. 

To the front is a car parking area enclosed by a high brick retaining wall and brick pillars with coping stones over, leading to turning and parking area with one allocated car parking space. 

 

GARAGE 18' 1" increasing 20'8" x 15' 2" (5.51m x 4.62m) Remote controlled automatic roller up and over door, pitched roof, electric lighting and power points. 

TL/DR, you've gone over by 300 thousand and you're only supposed to put the basics not the entire advert!

But yes it sounds lovely.

"

There are no £1,000,000 properties in the town. I was just getting to the nearest under budget.

EXTENDED SEAFRONT PROPERTY FOUR BEDROOMS THREE RECEPTION ROOMS EN-SUITE & DRESSING ROOM TO MASTER BEDROOM SECOND EN-SUITE & FAMILY BATHROOM LARGE GARDENS DOUBLE GARAGE & PARKING TO REAR

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could carry my furniture to this property.

Key features:

Detached 5 bedroom house

5 Reception Rood

Less than 1 mile to all amenities

Good transport links nearby

Privileged location

Unique design

Off road parking

Secluded rear garden

All for 1 million pounds. *said with my pinky finger in my mouth.

(One for the nerds)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A two bedroom terraced house with no garage

What!? No swimming pool!!"

There is no garage.. no drive way.. where do you think they will put the pool lol

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport

As to the level of descriptions, tough you get what I choose to copy and paste.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"For a million pounds you can buy Shepton Mallett. "

Because all the posh people live in wells

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My finger is getting scrolled out...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One evening in Granny's residence. Extras optional and chargeable. "

Only fair if you make those blueberry pan cakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guide Price £1,000,000

6 bedroom detached house

Blachford Road, Ivybridge, Devon, PL21

A stunning former late Victorian former Rectory located in a beautiful and tranquil position totally hidden from view and recently refurbished. Private position. Stylish interior. Bright and spacious. Well-proportioned rooms. Modern day fixtures and fittings. Lovingly restored features.

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

£1.2 million gets you a large 4 bed house, 20 acres of land and a 30 bed bunkhouse up here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A shed

If you're lucky it might have a roof

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shed

If you're lucky it might have a roof"

Please! You live in Herts!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shed

If you're lucky it might have a roof

Please! You live in Herts! "

Do I?

Methinks you don't really understand flippancy

Ho hum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shed

If you're lucky it might have a roof

Please! You live in Herts!

Do I?

Methinks you don't really understand flippancy

Ho hum

"

That’s what it says on the tin

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"In a town where £130,000 is typically the bottom end for 3 bed terrace houses...

£1,300,000

1 of 22 three bed terrace houses

Located at the very tip of Gilkicker

Point, the Fort occupies a dramatic

and beautiful beachfront position

with spectacular panoramic views

to the south over the Solent. To

the rear lies the green expanse

of Stokes Bay Golf Club and the

tranquil Gilkicker Lagoon.

The development presents a

unique opportunity to own a

luxury beachfront property and to

simultaneously claim a precious

piece of Britain’s maritime heritage.

This landmark sits at the heart of

the UK’s premier sailing arena

– a region with an acclaimed

international reputation – take your

grandstand seat to watch the racing

fleets and superyachts.

It makes the other over £1M reidential property look really good value (and well described)...

£1,300,000

In a prized enclave close to Stokes Bay, the prestigious Crescent Road terrace of Regency homes and Heritage Gardens sits an impressive Grade II Listed home with all the original details of the 19th Century home but with the modern comforts of a sensitively restored family home. This is a classical townhouse with 5948 sq ft of living space arranged over four floors and includes garaging. There are many elegant features including a 27' reception hall with impressive staircase rising to a large central landing, the primary rooms face to the rear overlooking the garden and have far reaching views over the Solent to the Isle of Wight. The most famous, former owner of this imposing home was Lord Wakefield (1859 - 1941) founder of the Castrol Oil Company. During his life time it was gifted in 1931 to the National Children's Home before returning to its former glory and being sensitively restored to appreciate the framework of a Grade II Listed building. When you purchase a property of this historical interest, you are buying more than just a family home in an enviable position, you are a custodian, preserving a little slice of history for the next generation. Reputability designed by the local, highly regarded architect, Thomas Ellis Owen, this home forms part of one of the south coast primary Regency Crescents. 

The accommodation comprises; reception hall with three further reception rooms, utility room and cloakroom on the entrance level with three bedrooms, the master having an en-suite dressing room and family bathroom on the first floor with two bedrooms and a bathroom on the top floor. The lower ground floor has two further reception rooms, fully fitted kitchen, breakfast room, gym, steam room and utility areas. This individual, character home has a great deal of charm and character, having some flagstone and wooden flooring, sash style windows, high skirting boards, panelled doors and coving as well as allocated car parking, a garage and an enclosed southerly facing garden. 

Alverstoke itself has a feeling of a village within a city, with local shopping amenities, pubs, tea room and church, for the commuters this aesthetically pleasing Crescent location is situated under eight miles from the A/M27 whilst the passenger ferry provides access to Portsmouth with its highly regarded private schools, Gunwharf Quays retail outlets and restaurants and the Southsea Victorian waterfront. From Portsmouth Harbour mainline railway station to London Waterloo takes approximately 1hr 45 minutes. Early internal viewing is strongly recommended in order appreciate both the accommodation and location on offer.

 

ENTRANCE Off Stephenson Close is a private road leading to pillared entrance and tarmac driveway, further pillared entrance with high walls leading to garaging, car parking spaces and bin storage and turning area. Stone pathway with box hedge to either side, shingled areas with paving stones, outside power points, original external bell system, arched opening with twin storm doors and stone steps, twin large doors with arched glazed panels over leading to: 

WAKEFIELD HOUSE  

FOYER 10' 1" x 6' 8" (3.07m x 2.03m) High ceiling with original coving, stone flooring, dado rail, twin doors with glazed panels leading to: 

ELEGANT RECEPTION HALL 27' 2" x 22' 8" (8.28m x 6.91m) High ceilings measuring approximately 10'6" in height, ceiling roses, cornicing and coving, picture rail, stone flooring, feature archway with cornicing and curved walls, dado rail, feature curved wall with matching curved doors providing access to primary rooms, two radiators, feature architraves and high doorways, balustrade curved staircase rising to first floor with galleried landing over, tall stained leadlight glazed window to side aspect, power points, original curved door and wall leading to butlers scullery. 

FORMAL DINING ROOM / STUDY 19' 5" x 16' 1" (5.92m x 4.9m) Twin sash style windows overlooking garden with low sills, high ceiling with rose and coving, picture rail, painted wooden panelling to ¾ height with Lincrusta finish over and Anaglypta wallpapered ceiling, hidden high level lighting, power points, gloss tiled flooring with underfloor heating, high skirting boards, radiator with shelving over, internal door leading to staircase to lower ground floor, dimmer switch, power points, large built-in storage cupboards, one housing 'Vaillant' boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested), further storage cupboard and shelving. 

DRAWING ROOM 22' 2" x 15' 10" (6.76m x 4.83m) Twin sash style windows to front aspect with shutters, door to hallway, high ceilings with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail level, two radiators, wooden flooring, central fire surround with arched inlay and tiled hearth, ornate mirror and shelf over and pillars to either side, boxed in 'Panasonic' T.V. with remote control lid, door leading to outer lobby, square opening with column pillars leading to: 

SITTING ROOM 16' 1" x 14' 5" (4.9m x 4.39m) Feature sash style windows to front aspect overlooking garden with shutters, wooden flooring, high ceiling with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail, feature arched surround fireplace with granite hearth and wood surround with pillars, radiator, dado rail, wall up-lighters, power points, architraves, power points.

 

OUTER LOBBY Tiled flooring, door leading to rear garden. 

BUTLERS SCULLERY Cloaks hanging area, vinyl flooring, leadlight stained glass window, alcove with covered shelving under, opening to: 

UTILITY AREA Radiator, ceiling spotlights, integrated fridge and freezer with matching doors, inset single drainer sink unit with mixer tap and cupboard space under, space and plumbing for washing machine, power points, under unit lighting, brush steel 'T' bar handles, range of cupboards, door to: 

CLOAKROOM Low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, tongue and grooved panelling to half wall level with shelf over, radiator, tiled flooring, high ceiling approximately 12'6" with high level plate rack over, double glazed frosted glass windows, ceiling coving. 

FIRST FLOOR  

PRIMARY LANDING 17' 8" x 14' 7" (30'10" max) (5.38m x 4.44m) Galleried balustrade overlooking staircase with feature leadlight arched topped window to side aspect, radiator, doors to primary rooms, ceiling coving, picture rail, high skirting boards, wooden flooring, arched opening leading to inner landing, further doorway and staircase rising to the top floor with window to front aspect, built-in airing cupboard with boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested) to the upper section. 

BEDROOM 5 15' 2" x 10' 2" decreasing to 6'8" (4.62m x 3.1m) Sash window overlooking driveway with radiator under, narrow double doored built-in storage cupboard with shelving, access to loft space, ceiling coving, picture rail, power points, panelled door, interlinking door to: 

BEDROOM 2 16' 2" x 13' 0" (4.93m x 3.96m) Twin sash style windows overlooking driveway, garage and garden, radiator, power points, panelled door, picture rail, ceiling coving, dado rail.  

BATHROOM Feature curved wall, leadlight stained glass window to side aspect, low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, panelled bath with hand grips, tongue and groove panelling to three walls to dado rail level, radiator. 

MASTER BEDROOM SUITE Door from landing leading to: 

DRESSING ROOM 16' 2" x 6' 9" to front of built-in wardrobes (4.93m x 2.06m) Comprehensive range of built-in wardrobes to one wall with high level cupboards over, sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over gardens opposite towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight with radiator under, twin doors leading to bathroom, dimmer switch, picture rail, dado rail, ceiling coving, twin doors leading to: 

BEDROOM 1 15' 5" x 15' 5" (4.7m x 4.7m) Sash style window to front aspect with views over gardens towards the Solent and Isle of Wight with radiator under, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, twin doors to dressing room, power points. 

FEATURE BATHROOM 16' 7" x 6' 8" (5.05m x 2.03m)Sash style window to front aspect overlooking gardens towards the Isle of Wight twin doors to dressing room, large wet room style shower area with drying area to one end, drench style hood and separate shower attachment with shower screen, chrome heated towel rail, double ended bath with wall mounted tap and shower attachment, close coupled w.c. with twin flush, contemporary style wash hand basin with mixer tap and drawers under with shelving to one side, tiled splashback, mirror with lighting. 

INNER LANDING Doorway with staircase to top floor, further built-in cupboard with shelving. 

TOP FLOOR LANDING Ceiling coving with high ceiling, radiator, spotlights, sash style window and twin low level doors leading to roof terrace, dado rail, doors to primary rooms. 

BEDROOM 3 17' 0" x 11' 6" maximum (5.18m x 3.51m)Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight, panelled door, surround fireplace with cast iron inlay and tiles, built-in double doored wardrobe to one side, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, power points, radiator. 

BEDROOM 4 18' 4" x 10' 5" (5.59m x 3.18m) Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, panelled door, radiator, power points, access via extendable ladder leading to boarded roof space with electric lighting. 

BATHROOM 18' 4" x 8' 7" (5.59m x 2.62m) 18'4" x 8'7" incorporating dressing area to one end, tiled flooring, ceiling coving, panelled door to hallway, radiator, power points, arched opening leading to bathroom. White suite comprising; panelled bath with hand grips, low level w.c, tongue and grooved panelling to ¼ wall level with cornicing and panelling over, pedestal wash hand basin, low level w.c, radiator, tiled flooring, shower cubicle with panelled door, ceiling coving and spotlights, sash style window to front aspect overlooking rooftops towards Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight. 

LOWER GROUND FLOOR Accessible via a stone staircase from the reception hallway & study leads down to split level lower ground floor.  

FAMILY ROOM 27' 2" x 18' 0" (22'8" max) (8.28m x 5.49m) Ceiling height 7'3", flagstone flooring, two radiators, ceiling spotlights, doors to primary rooms with a number of utility rooms off. 

INNER LOBBY Matching stone flooring, spring style heated towel rail, door to gym & steam room. 

GYM 18' 10" x 15' 11" (5.74m x 4.85m) Ceiling height 8'7", high level window, sash style window to front aspect, ceiling coving and spotlights, built-in storage cupboard housing heating system for steam room, double radiator, power points, dimmer switch. 

STEAM ROOM Fully ceramic tiled with curved roof, spotlights, drench style hood and seating area, extractor fan, glazed panelled door. 

UTILITY ROOM Range of wall and floor units with work surface over, brushed steel 'T' bar handles, storage cupboards and drawer units, flagstone flooring, leading to: 

WORKSHOP AREA Matching storage cupboards with shelving, electric meter consumer box incorporating fuse box, doorway leading to cupboard front outside space, cold water tap, to the rear of this is a glazed door leading to covered outer area with glazed panelled roof and central opener. 

CLOAKROOM Low ceiling with window to side aspect, wall mounted wash hand basin, low level w.c, tiled flooring. 

FAMILY DINING ROOM 15' 2" x 15' 1" (4.62m x 4.6m)Grey check flooring, ceiling height of approximately 8'0" with spotlights, arched windows to front aspect with sliding sash to centre and large stone sill, radiator, panelled door, borrowed light window to family room. 

STUNNING KITCHEN / BREAKFAST ROOM 21' 2" x 15' 7" (6.45m x 4.75m) Luxurious contemporary style with black glass to walls, approximate ceiling height 8'0", twin sash style windows to front aspect, ceiling spotlights, granite work surface with two inset sinks, one with waste disposal system, matching grey check tiled flooring, chrome fronted power points, pelmet lighting, inset 'Siemens' hob with funnel style extractor hood over, two taller units with range of shelving, integrated 'AEG' dishwasher and freezer, further tall pull out units with soft close mechanism, raised fridge with matching door, eye-level twin 'Neff' ovens and twin 'Neff' microwaves and cupboard drawers under, opening to family room, underfloor heating, radiators. 

OUTSIDE To the rear is an enclosed garden with original brick wall and pedestrian gateway leading onto Crescent Road. The garden is laid to lawn with path border, arched seating area, soldier railings and steps leading down to lower ground floor, fence panelling to either side with mature shrubs, evergreens and bushes. 

To the front is a car parking area enclosed by a high brick retaining wall and brick pillars with coping stones over, leading to turning and parking area with one allocated car parking space. 

 

GARAGE 18' 1" increasing 20'8" x 15' 2" (5.51m x 4.62m) Remote controlled automatic roller up and over door, pitched roof, electric lighting and power points. 

TL/DR, you've gone over by 300 thousand and you're only supposed to put the basics not the entire advert!

But yes it sounds lovely.

"

I felt I may have been a little rude to the poster so I quoted him.

Still didn't read it tho

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By *riefcase_WankerMan  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

A modern four double bedroom detached house with gardens, a double garage, off street parking and detached workshop/annexe, set on a plot of approximately 0.3 acres.

This property has approximately 3,209 sq. ft. of accommodation which includes - on the ground floor - a dual aspect sitting room and a kitchen/breakfast room. This has fitted appliances and French doors to the formal dining room which, in turn, leads through to the conservatory.

On the first floor, the master bedroom has a dressing room and a refitted en suite bathroom with underfloor heating. There are three further double bedrooms and a refitted family shower room which also has underfloor heating.

The gardens wrap around the property, and the detached workshop/annexe has a shower room.

The driveway is approached via an electrically operated gate and leads to the detached double garage.

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By *ischiefmanagedWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk border

17th century 4 bed farmhouse with 15 acres. Currently used as an alpaca farm if that floats anyone's boat...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In a town where £130,000 is typically the bottom end for 3 bed terrace houses...

£1,300,000

1 of 22 three bed terrace houses

Located at the very tip of Gilkicker

Point, the Fort occupies a dramatic

and beautiful beachfront position

with spectacular panoramic views

to the south over the Solent. To

the rear lies the green expanse

of Stokes Bay Golf Club and the

tranquil Gilkicker Lagoon.

The development presents a

unique opportunity to own a

luxury beachfront property and to

simultaneously claim a precious

piece of Britain’s maritime heritage.

This landmark sits at the heart of

the UK’s premier sailing arena

– a region with an acclaimed

international reputation – take your

grandstand seat to watch the racing

fleets and superyachts.

It makes the other over £1M reidential property look really good value (and well described)...

£1,300,000

In a prized enclave close to Stokes Bay, the prestigious Crescent Road terrace of Regency homes and Heritage Gardens sits an impressive Grade II Listed home with all the original details of the 19th Century home but with the modern comforts of a sensitively restored family home. This is a classical townhouse with 5948 sq ft of living space arranged over four floors and includes garaging. There are many elegant features including a 27' reception hall with impressive staircase rising to a large central landing, the primary rooms face to the rear overlooking the garden and have far reaching views over the Solent to the Isle of Wight. The most famous, former owner of this imposing home was Lord Wakefield (1859 - 1941) founder of the Castrol Oil Company. During his life time it was gifted in 1931 to the National Children's Home before returning to its former glory and being sensitively restored to appreciate the framework of a Grade II Listed building. When you purchase a property of this historical interest, you are buying more than just a family home in an enviable position, you are a custodian, preserving a little slice of history for the next generation. Reputability designed by the local, highly regarded architect, Thomas Ellis Owen, this home forms part of one of the south coast primary Regency Crescents. 

The accommodation comprises; reception hall with three further reception rooms, utility room and cloakroom on the entrance level with three bedrooms, the master having an en-suite dressing room and family bathroom on the first floor with two bedrooms and a bathroom on the top floor. The lower ground floor has two further reception rooms, fully fitted kitchen, breakfast room, gym, steam room and utility areas. This individual, character home has a great deal of charm and character, having some flagstone and wooden flooring, sash style windows, high skirting boards, panelled doors and coving as well as allocated car parking, a garage and an enclosed southerly facing garden. 

Alverstoke itself has a feeling of a village within a city, with local shopping amenities, pubs, tea room and church, for the commuters this aesthetically pleasing Crescent location is situated under eight miles from the A/M27 whilst the passenger ferry provides access to Portsmouth with its highly regarded private schools, Gunwharf Quays retail outlets and restaurants and the Southsea Victorian waterfront. From Portsmouth Harbour mainline railway station to London Waterloo takes approximately 1hr 45 minutes. Early internal viewing is strongly recommended in order appreciate both the accommodation and location on offer.

 

ENTRANCE Off Stephenson Close is a private road leading to pillared entrance and tarmac driveway, further pillared entrance with high walls leading to garaging, car parking spaces and bin storage and turning area. Stone pathway with box hedge to either side, shingled areas with paving stones, outside power points, original external bell system, arched opening with twin storm doors and stone steps, twin large doors with arched glazed panels over leading to: 

WAKEFIELD HOUSE  

FOYER 10' 1" x 6' 8" (3.07m x 2.03m) High ceiling with original coving, stone flooring, dado rail, twin doors with glazed panels leading to: 

ELEGANT RECEPTION HALL 27' 2" x 22' 8" (8.28m x 6.91m) High ceilings measuring approximately 10'6" in height, ceiling roses, cornicing and coving, picture rail, stone flooring, feature archway with cornicing and curved walls, dado rail, feature curved wall with matching curved doors providing access to primary rooms, two radiators, feature architraves and high doorways, balustrade curved staircase rising to first floor with galleried landing over, tall stained leadlight glazed window to side aspect, power points, original curved door and wall leading to butlers scullery. 

FORMAL DINING ROOM / STUDY 19' 5" x 16' 1" (5.92m x 4.9m) Twin sash style windows overlooking garden with low sills, high ceiling with rose and coving, picture rail, painted wooden panelling to ¾ height with Lincrusta finish over and Anaglypta wallpapered ceiling, hidden high level lighting, power points, gloss tiled flooring with underfloor heating, high skirting boards, radiator with shelving over, internal door leading to staircase to lower ground floor, dimmer switch, power points, large built-in storage cupboards, one housing 'Vaillant' boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested), further storage cupboard and shelving. 

DRAWING ROOM 22' 2" x 15' 10" (6.76m x 4.83m) Twin sash style windows to front aspect with shutters, door to hallway, high ceilings with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail level, two radiators, wooden flooring, central fire surround with arched inlay and tiled hearth, ornate mirror and shelf over and pillars to either side, boxed in 'Panasonic' T.V. with remote control lid, door leading to outer lobby, square opening with column pillars leading to: 

SITTING ROOM 16' 1" x 14' 5" (4.9m x 4.39m) Feature sash style windows to front aspect overlooking garden with shutters, wooden flooring, high ceiling with ornate coving and Lincrusta finish over picture rail, feature arched surround fireplace with granite hearth and wood surround with pillars, radiator, dado rail, wall up-lighters, power points, architraves, power points.

 

OUTER LOBBY Tiled flooring, door leading to rear garden. 

BUTLERS SCULLERY Cloaks hanging area, vinyl flooring, leadlight stained glass window, alcove with covered shelving under, opening to: 

UTILITY AREA Radiator, ceiling spotlights, integrated fridge and freezer with matching doors, inset single drainer sink unit with mixer tap and cupboard space under, space and plumbing for washing machine, power points, under unit lighting, brush steel 'T' bar handles, range of cupboards, door to: 

CLOAKROOM Low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, tongue and grooved panelling to half wall level with shelf over, radiator, tiled flooring, high ceiling approximately 12'6" with high level plate rack over, double glazed frosted glass windows, ceiling coving. 

FIRST FLOOR  

PRIMARY LANDING 17' 8" x 14' 7" (30'10" max) (5.38m x 4.44m) Galleried balustrade overlooking staircase with feature leadlight arched topped window to side aspect, radiator, doors to primary rooms, ceiling coving, picture rail, high skirting boards, wooden flooring, arched opening leading to inner landing, further doorway and staircase rising to the top floor with window to front aspect, built-in airing cupboard with boiler supplying domestic hot water and central heating (not tested) to the upper section. 

BEDROOM 5 15' 2" x 10' 2" decreasing to 6'8" (4.62m x 3.1m) Sash window overlooking driveway with radiator under, narrow double doored built-in storage cupboard with shelving, access to loft space, ceiling coving, picture rail, power points, panelled door, interlinking door to: 

BEDROOM 2 16' 2" x 13' 0" (4.93m x 3.96m) Twin sash style windows overlooking driveway, garage and garden, radiator, power points, panelled door, picture rail, ceiling coving, dado rail.  

BATHROOM Feature curved wall, leadlight stained glass window to side aspect, low level w.c., pedestal wash hand basin, panelled bath with hand grips, tongue and groove panelling to three walls to dado rail level, radiator. 

MASTER BEDROOM SUITE Door from landing leading to: 

DRESSING ROOM 16' 2" x 6' 9" to front of built-in wardrobes (4.93m x 2.06m) Comprehensive range of built-in wardrobes to one wall with high level cupboards over, sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over gardens opposite towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight with radiator under, twin doors leading to bathroom, dimmer switch, picture rail, dado rail, ceiling coving, twin doors leading to: 

BEDROOM 1 15' 5" x 15' 5" (4.7m x 4.7m) Sash style window to front aspect with views over gardens towards the Solent and Isle of Wight with radiator under, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, twin doors to dressing room, power points. 

FEATURE BATHROOM 16' 7" x 6' 8" (5.05m x 2.03m)Sash style window to front aspect overlooking gardens towards the Isle of Wight twin doors to dressing room, large wet room style shower area with drying area to one end, drench style hood and separate shower attachment with shower screen, chrome heated towel rail, double ended bath with wall mounted tap and shower attachment, close coupled w.c. with twin flush, contemporary style wash hand basin with mixer tap and drawers under with shelving to one side, tiled splashback, mirror with lighting. 

INNER LANDING Doorway with staircase to top floor, further built-in cupboard with shelving. 

TOP FLOOR LANDING Ceiling coving with high ceiling, radiator, spotlights, sash style window and twin low level doors leading to roof terrace, dado rail, doors to primary rooms. 

BEDROOM 3 17' 0" x 11' 6" maximum (5.18m x 3.51m)Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay towards the Solent and the Isle of Wight, panelled door, surround fireplace with cast iron inlay and tiles, built-in double doored wardrobe to one side, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, power points, radiator. 

BEDROOM 4 18' 4" x 10' 5" (5.59m x 3.18m) Sash style window to front aspect with outstanding views over roof tops and Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight, ceiling coving, picture rail, dado rail, panelled door, radiator, power points, access via extendable ladder leading to boarded roof space with electric lighting. 

BATHROOM 18' 4" x 8' 7" (5.59m x 2.62m) 18'4" x 8'7" incorporating dressing area to one end, tiled flooring, ceiling coving, panelled door to hallway, radiator, power points, arched opening leading to bathroom. White suite comprising; panelled bath with hand grips, low level w.c, tongue and grooved panelling to ¼ wall level with cornicing and panelling over, pedestal wash hand basin, low level w.c, radiator, tiled flooring, shower cubicle with panelled door, ceiling coving and spotlights, sash style window to front aspect overlooking rooftops towards Stokes Bay, the Solent and the Isle of Wight. 

LOWER GROUND FLOOR Accessible via a stone staircase from the reception hallway & study leads down to split level lower ground floor.  

FAMILY ROOM 27' 2" x 18' 0" (22'8" max) (8.28m x 5.49m) Ceiling height 7'3", flagstone flooring, two radiators, ceiling spotlights, doors to primary rooms with a number of utility rooms off. 

INNER LOBBY Matching stone flooring, spring style heated towel rail, door to gym & steam room. 

GYM 18' 10" x 15' 11" (5.74m x 4.85m) Ceiling height 8'7", high level window, sash style window to front aspect, ceiling coving and spotlights, built-in storage cupboard housing heating system for steam room, double radiator, power points, dimmer switch. 

STEAM ROOM Fully ceramic tiled with curved roof, spotlights, drench style hood and seating area, extractor fan, glazed panelled door. 

UTILITY ROOM Range of wall and floor units with work surface over, brushed steel 'T' bar handles, storage cupboards and drawer units, flagstone flooring, leading to: 

WORKSHOP AREA Matching storage cupboards with shelving, electric meter consumer box incorporating fuse box, doorway leading to cupboard front outside space, cold water tap, to the rear of this is a glazed door leading to covered outer area with glazed panelled roof and central opener. 

CLOAKROOM Low ceiling with window to side aspect, wall mounted wash hand basin, low level w.c, tiled flooring. 

FAMILY DINING ROOM 15' 2" x 15' 1" (4.62m x 4.6m)Grey check flooring, ceiling height of approximately 8'0" with spotlights, arched windows to front aspect with sliding sash to centre and large stone sill, radiator, panelled door, borrowed light window to family room. 

STUNNING KITCHEN / BREAKFAST ROOM 21' 2" x 15' 7" (6.45m x 4.75m) Luxurious contemporary style with black glass to walls, approximate ceiling height 8'0", twin sash style windows to front aspect, ceiling spotlights, granite work surface with two inset sinks, one with waste disposal system, matching grey check tiled flooring, chrome fronted power points, pelmet lighting, inset 'Siemens' hob with funnel style extractor hood over, two taller units with range of shelving, integrated 'AEG' dishwasher and freezer, further tall pull out units with soft close mechanism, raised fridge with matching door, eye-level twin 'Neff' ovens and twin 'Neff' microwaves and cupboard drawers under, opening to family room, underfloor heating, radiators. 

OUTSIDE To the rear is an enclosed garden with original brick wall and pedestrian gateway leading onto Crescent Road. The garden is laid to lawn with path border, arched seating area, soldier railings and steps leading down to lower ground floor, fence panelling to either side with mature shrubs, evergreens and bushes. 

To the front is a car parking area enclosed by a high brick retaining wall and brick pillars with coping stones over, leading to turning and parking area with one allocated car parking space. 

 

GARAGE 18' 1" increasing 20'8" x 15' 2" (5.51m x 4.62m) Remote controlled automatic roller up and over door, pitched roof, electric lighting and power points. 

TL/DR, you've gone over by 300 thousand and you're only supposed to put the basics not the entire advert!

But yes it sounds lovely.

I felt I may have been a little rude to the poster so I quoted him.

Still didn't read it tho"

Rub it! Granny!

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

In the Scunthorpe area, there isn't much in the million pound area. A 3 bed terrace in the roughest area will set you back about 60k. For £975,000 a few miles away You could get this:

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An attractive Grade II* Queen Ann town house, recently refurbished throughout and set within it's own extensive and landscaped grounds with scope for further development. No onward chain.

Introduction - A prominent and extensive Queen Anne residence, recently refurbished to an exceptionally high standard and set within its own private gardens. Bardney Hall has recently been run as a high-end boutique B&B and is suitable for either further expansion or to continue as a large private home.

This Grade II* property features a wealth of original and period features including stunning fireplaces, Ionic capitals and pillars, wooden panelling, beautiful sash windows and beautifully proportioned rooms. Bardney Hall was built as a private residence for William Gildas in the early 1700's and still enjoys a spectacular facade and stunning elevations, expertly-landscaped grounds and sumptuous decor internally.

Accommodation briefly includes a drawing room, living room, breakfast room, kitchen, formal dining room, offices, 6 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, 4 attic rooms and 2 wine cellars.

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Cal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shed

If you're lucky it might have a roof

Please! You live in Herts!

Do I?

Methinks you don't really understand flippancy

Ho hum

That’s what it says on the tin "

Are you one of the Fab residents that believe everything you read?

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport

If anyone from Fab now buys them I'm asking for a finders fee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shed

If you're lucky it might have a roof

Please! You live in Herts!

Do I?

Methinks you don't really understand flippancy

Ho hum

That’s what it says on the tin

Are you one of the Fab residents that believe everything you read? "

I don’t like fab members who are misleading the innocent public

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shed

If you're lucky it might have a roof

Please! You live in Herts!

Do I?

Methinks you don't really understand flippancy

Ho hum

That’s what it says on the tin

Are you one of the Fab residents that believe everything you read?

I don’t like fab members who are misleading the innocent public "

Whats that got to do with my question?

Are you able to answer my question?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shed

If you're lucky it might have a roof

Please! You live in Herts!

Do I?

Methinks you don't really understand flippancy

Ho hum

That’s what it says on the tin

Are you one of the Fab residents that believe everything you read?

I don’t like fab members who are misleading the innocent public

Whats that got to do with my question?

Are you able to answer my question?"

I think I already answered which is a NO

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go on rightmove and search for a million pound property in your area and write the description down here. Let's see what you can buy in different areas.

I'll go first, for £950,000 pound here (saving 50k) you can buy this

Substantial Marque detached property bordering the Vale of Glamorgan

Extended and extensively refurbished by Project One custom interior designers, retaining many original features

Four reception rooms and impressive contemporary kitchen/living space

Six bedrooms, 5 ensuite including master bedroom suite occupying whole of second floor

Grounds including carriage driveway, south facing lawns and heated swimming pool"

WOW , farrrrrrrrr too much time on your hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t think there’s anything on my road that is less than a million. I may have to go a bit further out. I do rent however, I’m not that rich

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By *enithWoman  over a year ago

closer than you think

£960K will get you:

Stunning FIVE DOUBLE bedroom detached family home situated on LARGE PLOT and within EXCLUSIVE GATED DEVELOPMENT built in 2011 by 'Banner Homes', 4 RECEPTIONS. 24ft granite fitted kitchen/diner, MASTER SUITE with Dressing room,

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport


"WOW , farrrrrrrrr too much time on your hands

"

Could it be the OP has just been checking thier lottery tickets and now trying to decide where to move to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shed

If you're lucky it might have a roof

Please! You live in Herts!

Do I?

Methinks you don't really understand flippancy

Ho hum

That’s what it says on the tin

Are you one of the Fab residents that believe everything you read?

I don’t like fab members who are misleading the innocent public

Whats that got to do with my question?

Are you able to answer my question?

I think I already answered which is a NO "

In my world, one human speaks.

The other responds accordingly.

And so on.

That doesn't seem to happen on Fab.

One wonders why

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My friend lived in London for 7 years and was working as a teacher. Was always moaning about being skint, eventually came back home to Wales doing the same job, living in a nicer house, has a better car. Alright the wages are less but then so is mortgage and living costs. She's actually better off finically living back here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just up the road.....

Traditional Detached Villa

Formal Lounge & Separate Sitting Room

Modern Fitted Kitchen with Dining Area

Formal Dining Room

Six Bedrooms & Two En-Suites

Balcony in Master Bedroom

Large Heated Indoor Swimming Pool & Sauna

Large Private & Enclosed Gardens

Detached Garage

Double Glazing & Gas Central Heating

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By *lenderfoxMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Nothing over 700k in the city

Moving to the villages outside you can get a 5 bedroom cottage which stands in grounds of around 15 acres set to beautiful gardens with two large lakes, tennis court and potential paddock land

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In my local postcode: £850,000 will get you this.

Stunning Grade II Listed Georgian TownhouseHighly Sought After LocationExcellent Local AmenitiesOriginal Period Features ThroughoutFive Generously Sized BedroomsRefurbished To A Very High StandardLovely Fitted Kitchen With Central Island

Full description:

Tenure: Freehold

A rare opportunity to purchase this elegant, immaculately presented, Grade II listed five bedroom Georgian townhouse. Situated in the highly sought after Georgian Quarter, within walking distance to all the city’s food, culture and entertainment venues. The property has been tastefully renovated to a high standard and is of contemporary design and retaining many original features.  

The property is laid out over four floors and is entered via steps leading from street level to the Entrance Vestibule which in turn leads to the reception hall. The accommodation off the hall comprises of living room, beutifully fitted kitchen breakfast room with central island both with original sash window and separte W.C on the ground floor. Stairs lead down to the lower ground floor which comprises a lovely open area with family room, entertaing room, shower room, gallied style kitchen with separate utility room. There is also a further hall/store with door leading to the front of the property (the whole lower ground floor could be used as a self contained apartment). At first floor level there are two generous bedrooms, both benefitting from an en-suite shower rooms with the master bedroom also benefitting from a walk in dressing room/wardrobe. To the second floor there are three further Bedrooms and a family Bathroom.  

The property benefits from a rear garden, driveway and residential parking on the street. The property would make a fabulous family home.  An early inspection is considered essential to appreciate the high standard of accommodation provided. 

Falkner Street is one of the most desirable streets in the cobbled Canning conservation area of Liverpool. Being only a few minute's walk from the Liverpool Cathedral, Hope Street and the area's upmarket hotels and bars including 60 Hope Street, The London Carriage works and The Quarter. The Green Flag Falkner Square, with its elegant and well-maintained formal gardens, is also just a short walk away. The Liverpool Philharmonic Hall is just a stones throw from the development. The City Centre and beyond is also easily accessible by foot, car and public transport.

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By *adyJayneWoman  over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

£995,000 will get you:

5 bedroom 6 bathroom barn conversion with gym, orangery, attached 4 room granny cottage, stables/outhouse and 5 acres of land.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Half of Chesterfield.

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By *lenderfoxMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Half of Chesterfield."

haha

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