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over a year ago
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Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.
So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre  ) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!
What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.
So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre ) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!
What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!? "
Bride!? BRIBE!! Bloody autocarrot!!  |
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"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.
So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre ) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!
What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!? "
I could borrow a white dress and veil. Will you promise to obey me until death do us part?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.
So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre ) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!
What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?
I could borrow a white dress and veil. Will you promise to obey me until death do us part? "
Oops!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Generally reeses peanut butter cups have a pretty good success rate. Bought some for this weekend on the off chance 
I'm even tempted for some Reese's"
Uuuurrghhh, thought you had good taste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I've given cupcakes and keylime pies to meets before. A seashell. I'm sorting a toy camel. I've cooked for meets. And well obviously my oral skills and boobs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jelly babies. If you dont mind fighting over the good ones. "
Are you a head biter-offer, or a legs biter-offer!? Or does the whole thing go in as one?
The heads go first with me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jelly babies. If you dont mind fighting over the good ones.
Are you a head biter-offer, or a legs biter-offer!? Or does the whole thing go in as one?
The heads go first with me! "
Yep, teeth round their dainty little necks, and then yank the heads right off. Yum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disappointment and regret... but a very slightly above average cup coffee"
I will help you get over the disappointment and regret if you add froth to the coffee |
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I’m offering HOME-MADE PORN* as an incentive to meet me.
*By which I mean, I will find a notepad in the junk drawer and, using a not-quite-dried-up felt-tip pen, I will draw a stick man getting bummed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Going back to scan through the thread to find the bestest offer so far ... I’m probably going to end up opting for something way too diet unfriendly aren’t I? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve got to say my offers of a glow stick and a kazoo are looking a little lightweight compared to some of the offers on here! I need to seriously up my game I think otherwise I’m not going to be getting my tinky-winky wet anytime soon!
Ok - I’m going all in now.... I have a 1983 Beano Summer Special to give away, but given the stakes you need to guarantee putting out (minimum tops and fingers) before I pull out that big boy as an incentive! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.
So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre ) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!
What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?
Bride!? BRIBE!! Bloody autocarrot!! "
I did laugh at this to be honest
Id offer a tickle of your balls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Generally reeses peanut butter cups have a pretty good success rate. Bought some for this weekend on the off chance "
Wow ... do love Reeses, any pieces? |
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"I’m offering HOME-MADE PORN* as an incentive to meet me.
*By which I mean, I will find a notepad in the junk drawer and, using a not-quite-dried-up felt-tip pen, I will draw a stick man getting bummed. "
Do you take commissions?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.
So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre ) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!
What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?
Bride!? BRIBE!! Bloody autocarrot!!
I did laugh at this to be honest
Id offer a tickle of your balls "
Sold!! See you later? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can’t believe with the 1000’s of masseurs on here that no ones offered a massage yet!
I can offer a massage and a facial (not that type you depraved individual)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can’t believe with the 1000’s of masseurs on here that no ones offered a massage yet!
I can offer a massage and a facial (not that type you depraved individual)
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Lol ... I do it for work  a busmans holiday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.
So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre ) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!
What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!?
Bride!? BRIBE!! Bloody autocarrot!!
I did laugh at this to be honest
Id offer a tickle of your balls
Sold!! See you later? "
Feathers, velvet, fingers, tongue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it ok to bump ones own thread?
Asking for a friend ...  "
Always. 
I've looked through the thread for ideas but there's nothing that I could use to tempt anyone to meet me.  |
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"Is it ok to bump ones own thread?
Asking for a friend ...
Always.
I've looked through the thread for ideas but there's nothing that I could use to tempt anyone to meet me. "
How about returning their shoes? |
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"I’ve got to say my offers of a glow stick and a kazoo are looking a little lightweight compared to some of the offers on here! I need to seriously up my game I think otherwise I’m not going to be getting my tinky-winky wet anytime soon!
Ok - I’m going all in now.... I have a 1983 Beano Summer Special to give away, but given the stakes you need to guarantee putting out (minimum tops and fingers) before I pull out that big boy as an incentive!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We let them join in with us whilst we’re having sex, or swap partners with them or let them become involved with our relationship as a poly.
Then the fun can start. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it ok to bump ones own thread?
Asking for a friend ...
Always.
I've looked through the thread for ideas but there's nothing that I could use to tempt anyone to meet me.
How about returning their shoes? "
No frickin way. |
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"Is it ok to bump ones own thread?
Asking for a friend ...
Always.
I've looked through the thread for ideas but there's nothing that I could use to tempt anyone to meet me.
How about returning their shoes?
No frickin way. "
Rofflamofflamoffalamao. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, I’ve determined that the offer of cake just isn’t cutting it at all in terms of a bride to get unsuspecting women to meet me.
So inspired by a chat I’ve just been having (#YouKnowWhoYouAre ) I’ve decided to start offering free glow sticks to anyone who agrees to a meet!
What are the incentives you’re prepared to offer to get that elusive meet with a local hottie!? "
Just a warm spoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glow stick = 7p
Plastic kazoo = 36p
Ignoring the beano offer, cos we know that ain't leaving his sweaty palms right?... Dan's total offer is 43p
I'm willing to up that to 44p worth of "SoulfulKinky" crypto currency, both increasing on his offer significantly and giving you that extra flexibility to spend it on exactly what you want*. Resist that if you can women of the world!!
*offer only applies to companies who accept "SoulfulKinky" units |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glow stick = 7p
Plastic kazoo = 36p
Ignoring the beano offer, cos we know that ain't leaving his sweaty palms right?... Dan's total offer is 43p
I'm willing to up that to 44p worth of "SoulfulKinky" crypto currency, both increasing on his offer significantly and giving you that extra flexibility to spend it on exactly what you want*. Resist that if you can women of the world!!
*offer only applies to companies who accept "SoulfulKinky" units "
Since posting this, 44p of SoulfulKinky crypto currency has now risen to be valued at £783,765,108 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Glow stick = 7p
Plastic kazoo = 36p
Ignoring the beano offer, cos we know that ain't leaving his sweaty palms right?... Dan's total offer is 43p
I'm willing to up that to 44p worth of "SoulfulKinky" crypto currency, both increasing on his offer significantly and giving you that extra flexibility to spend it on exactly what you want*. Resist that if you can women of the world!!
*offer only applies to companies who accept "SoulfulKinky" units
Since posting this, 44p of SoulfulKinky crypto currency has now risen to be valued at £783,765,108 "
Since posting that SoulfulKinky crypto currency has now crashed and gone bankrupt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Glow stick = 7p
Plastic kazoo = 36p
Ignoring the beano offer, cos we know that ain't leaving his sweaty palms right?... Dan's total offer is 43p
I'm willing to up that to 44p worth of "SoulfulKinky" crypto currency, both increasing on his offer significantly and giving you that extra flexibility to spend it on exactly what you want*. Resist that if you can women of the world!!
*offer only applies to companies who accept "SoulfulKinky" units
Since posting this, 44p of SoulfulKinky crypto currency has now risen to be valued at £783,765,108
Since posting that SoulfulKinky crypto currency has now crashed and gone bankrupt "
You had me at 44p I’d spend it on penny chews |
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