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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Three men were hiking and could not cross a raging river. The first man prayed: ' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. '
Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ' God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river '
poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across. Seeing these things, the third man prayed: ' God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river '
poof! . He was turned into a woman.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A blonde is out walking along a river one day when she sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
She shouts 'woohoo, how do I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up and down the river and replies 'You are on the other side' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A blonde is out walking along a river one day when she sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
She shouts 'woohoo, how do I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up and down the river and replies 'You are on the other side'"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Two blondes out walking in the country one day and spotted some tracks. "Thems deer tracks!" said the first blonde. "Nope, thems bear tracks!" said the other.
They were still arguing about it when the train hit them. |
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By *ddiddyMan
over a year ago
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"A blonde is out walking along a river one day when she sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
She shouts 'woohoo, how do I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up and down the river and replies 'You are on the other side'"
ha ha fekin brill gave me a good laugh thanx
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