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"Although I’m not a yorkie. I do feel Ive a good argument to be one as work in the wonderful county . So ? Can I. Go onnnn" Depends on length of service | |||
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Ey up cock"Ow’s tha belly fer spots? | |||
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"I'm half Yorks but I do live in Lancs. Yeah, I'll get my coat....." Better than nawt | |||
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"Not from Yorkshire but been here 8 years...my roots are here now... I’m still not taking the accent though!! I prefer mine "Out  | |||
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"From Yorkshire originally but now live in London. Be back in Yorkshire on Sunday though " Be good havin you home | |||
"Although I’m not a yorkie. I do feel Ive a good argument to be one as work in the wonderful county . So ? Can I. Go onnnn Depends on length of service" 6.7 years 24 hours per day 5 days a week. I do partake in rhubarb eating. I purchase daily from the local Greggs and I have been a keen follower of the popular TV programs motorway cops and last of the summer wine | |||
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"I lived there for several years and Leeds is my favourite city, can I join? " Come on in fetch your cheery personality | |||
"I lived there for several years and Leeds is my favourite city, can I join? " Depends if you applied for your Yorkshire passport | |||
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"I'm very close to the North Yorkshire border, is that near enough?" Yes you can be my plus 1 | |||
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"I was born there, but live down south now - does that count? " You can take us out of Yorkshire but you can't take Yorkshire out of us. | |||
#Lancashire | |||
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"I'm very close to the North Yorkshire border, is that near enough?" I live on the Durham Yorkshire border but I was born in Yorkshire. You can take the man out of Yorkshire, but he'll want stick it back in soon enough | |||
you can't beat it can you? | |||
"Its been a while since us yorkies made a stand so be proud and show yourself yorkshire folks" Eh? A while? Its every fucking day when you lot dare to leave your enclave. | |||
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Lots of love from Yorkshire. | |||
"Si thee are kid. Wats thee suppin? Translation for southerners.... Good afternoon sir, could I offer you a beverage of some sort.
Lots of love from Yorkshire."Dont share the code wtf  nooooooooo | |||
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"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through. Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea. Sort thisen out lad.... "Eeeh lass, thart a reyt gud un thee. Ah do like a pot o Yorkshire tea mi sen. Tha can't beeayt it. | |||
"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through. Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea. Sort thisen out lad.... "Get kettle on | |||
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Through n through Yorkshire-born lass. | |||
"Not from Yorkshire but been here 8 years...my roots are here now... I’m still not taking the accent though!! I prefer mine "You can stay, if you don’t talk | |||
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"I'm a Yorkshire lass "Not half lass phwoaaaar | |||
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"I'm a Yorkshire lass
Not half lass phwoaaaar"I 2nd that  | |||
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"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through. Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea. Sort thisen out lad....
Get kettle on "Dunt tha mean get kekkle on?
Hope above dunt mek thi get monk on wi mi. | |||
"Still don’t understand tha Fab has Yorkshire as North East? Surely Yorkshire should be it’s own region! Sort it out admin mush! " I'd be suck then fella, best of both or worst of both...I'm on t' boarder. | |||
"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through. Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea. Sort thisen out lad....
Get kettle on
Dunt tha mean get kekkle on?
Hope above dunt mek thi get monk on wi mi. "I'd never heard monk on until I went to Barnsley. | |||
"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through. Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea. Sort thisen out lad....
Get kettle on
Dunt tha mean get kekkle on?
Hope above dunt mek thi get monk on wi mi.
I'd never heard monk on until I went to Barnsley."Or ok cock, I said it’s fine thank you very much until it was explained to me | |||
"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through. Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea. Sort thisen out lad....
Get kettle on
Dunt tha mean get kekkle on?
Hope above dunt mek thi get monk on wi mi.
I'd never heard monk on until I went to Barnsley."Lol I didn't know not everywhere said it until I moved to Birmingham. | |||
"Eeeh lad I’m a Yorkshire lass through n through. Nowt better than a big mug a Yorkshire tea. Sort thisen out lad....
Get kettle on
Dunt tha mean get kekkle on?
Hope above dunt mek thi get monk on wi mi.
I'd never heard monk on until I went to Barnsley.
Lol I didn't know not everywhere said it until I moved to Birmingham.
"I like a Yorkshire accent on a woman...God knows why. | |||
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"I'm half Yorks but I do live in Lancs. Yeah, I'll get my coat....." I’m all York’s but live in lancs | |||
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"Women from Yorkshire have bigger tits" Not true.. | |||
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"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? " Only if you have mushy peas on them | |||
"Women from Yorkshire have bigger tits Not true.. " It is For example, yours look like they are more than ample considering your other proportions You wouldn’t get that in shandy drinking London | |||
"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? Only if you have mushy peas on them "Date I say “mmm yummy”  | |||
"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? Only if you have mushy peas on them
Date I say “mmm yummy” "* dare  | |||
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"Not from Yorkshire but been here 8 years...my roots are here now... I’m still not taking the accent though!! I prefer mine
You can stay, if you don’t talk "You may prefer my accent too | |||
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"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? Only if you have mushy peas on them
Date I say “mmm yummy”
* dare "Aren’t pies Lancashire? | |||
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"Women from Yorkshire have bigger tits Not true.. It is For example, yours look like they are more than ample considering your other proportions You wouldn’t get that in shandy drinking London " I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here | |||
"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? r Only if you have mushy peas on them
Date I say “mmm yummy”
* dare "Dating peas could get mushy | |||
"Women from Yorkshire have bigger tits Not true.. It is For example, yours look like they are more than ample considering your other proportions You wouldn’t get that in shandy drinking London I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here "Bloody imagrents | |||
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" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here "Ha Bet your tits were smaller before | |||
" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here
Ha
Bet your tits were smaller before "Yeah when I was 5 | |||
"Not from Yorkshire but been here 8 years...my roots are here now... I’m still not taking the accent though!! I prefer mine
You can stay, if you don’t talk
You may prefer my accent too "Nah! I’m a acousticophilic Yorkshire power | |||
" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here
Ha
Bet your tits were smaller before
Yeah when I was 5 " we’re getting on well | |||
" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here
Ha
Bet your tits were smaller before
Yeah when I was 5
we’re getting on well"It seems so | |||
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" Nah! I’m a acousticophilic Yorkshire power "Now that's a cracking word | |||
"I lived there for several years and Leeds is my favourite city, can I join? " Of course and you lived in my home town for a few years | |||
" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here
Ha
Bet your tits were smaller before
Yeah when I was 5
we’re getting on well
It seems so "There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection  | |||
"Racist much..." Naaa imigration is a fact of life Dosnt make someone racist for pointing it out | |||
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" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here
Ha
Bet your tits were smaller before
Yeah when I was 5
we’re getting on well
It seems so
There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection "I'm sure there are many more | |||
"Racist much... Naaa imigration is a fact of life Dosnt make someone racist for pointing it out" Not when people come from the same country | |||
"Racist much... Naaa imigration is a fact of life Dosnt make someone racist for pointing it out Not when people come from the same country "it was a joke | |||
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"I thought Yorkshire was it's own country?" God’s country | |||
"Racist much... Naaa imigration is a fact of life Dosnt make someone racist for pointing it out Not when people come from the same country it was a joke "No kidding... | |||
"I thought Yorkshire was it's own country? God’s country " Exactly that! | |||
" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here
Ha
Bet your tits were smaller before
Yeah when I was 5
we’re getting on well
It seems so
There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection
I'm sure there are many more "You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message  | |||
" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here
Ha
Bet your tits were smaller before
Yeah when I was 5
we’re getting on well
It seems so
There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection
I'm sure there are many more
You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message "What have you got to loose? | |||
" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here
Ha
Bet your tits were smaller before
Yeah when I was 5
we’re getting on well
It seems so
There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection
I'm sure there are many more
You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message
What have you got to loose? "Ha is that open to others? | |||
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" What have you got to loose? "Nothing at all | |||
" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here
Ha
Bet your tits were smaller before
Yeah when I was 5
we’re getting on well
It seems so
There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection
I'm sure there are many more
You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message
What have you got to loose?
Ha is that open to others? "Ofcourse | |||
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"Devolution is coming, one step closer to the independent state of Yorkshire!" The People's Republic of Yorkshire We already have an international football team | |||
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" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here
Ha
Bet your tits were smaller before
Yeah when I was 5
we’re getting on well
It seems so
There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection
I'm sure there are many more
You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message
What have you got to loose?
Ha is that open to others?
Ofcourse " | |||
" I'm not a Yorkshire girl... I moved here
Ha
Bet your tits were smaller before
Yeah when I was 5
we’re getting on well
It seems so
There are two more things we have in common as well as the Yorkshire connection
I'm sure there are many more
You’re making me feel special, I’m almost starting to think it’s a good idea to send you a private message
What have you got to loose?
Ha is that open to others?
Ofcourse
"It’s developing nicely don’t you think, the idea of the two of you together is almost better than being involved myself | |||
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"Can I class myself as Yorkshire, been here 35 of my 45 years?" Almost, come here and I’ll put a bit more Yorkshire into you to help seal the deal | |||
"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? r Only if you have mushy peas on them
Date I say “mmm yummy”
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Dating peas could get mushy "Oh and scraps - what’s that about ??! | |||
"I hope this posts, it’s a long un but a gud un... read til end An American photographer on vacation was inside a church in Oldham taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Manchester... There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Oldham and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 he could talk to God. 'O.K., thank you,' said the American. He then travelled to Blackburn, Darwen, Burnley, Rochdale and Littleborough. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it. The American, upon leaving Lancashire decided to travel to Yorkshire to see if Yorkshiremen had the same phone. He arrived in Todmorden, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.' The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've travelled all over Lancashire and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in Lancashire the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?' The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Yorkshire now, son. It's a local call.' " | |||
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"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? r Only if you have mushy peas on them
Date I say “mmm yummy”
* dare
Dating peas could get mushy
Oh and scraps - what’s that about ??! "You know the way to a girl’s heart | |||
"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm " On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch. Does anyone still do that these days? | |||
"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch. Does anyone still do that these days?" That’s gotta be done........sadly it’s not often tho | |||
"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch. Does anyone still do that these days?" Yeah but I like it with onion gravy, and a double helping of onion isn't great for relations | |||
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"Hands up, I admit I'm an immigrant to Yorkshire. However, after a few years here I've developed an immense pain to the chest and dizziness whenever someone asks me for money. Does that me I've gained citizenship? "The transformation is complete. Welcome to Yorkshire | |||
"I work there and quite like pies. Does that count? r Only if you have mushy peas on them
Date I say “mmm yummy”
* dare
Dating peas could get mushy
Oh and scraps - what’s that about ??!
You know the way to a girl’s heart "It’s not the heart I’m after | |||
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"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch. Does anyone still do that these days?" No lol I can barley eat a who sunday dinner never mind a starter | |||
"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch. Does anyone still do that these days? No lol I can barley eat a who sunday dinner never mind a starter" What’s up wi thi lad? A reight Sundy dinner al put hairs on thi chest.... | |||
"Yorkshire owns the Yorkshire Pudding, has to be great for that reason alone. " Pah! We knock your Yorkshire puddings off the top spot with our black puddings. Every year. Its a competition in Ramsbottom. | |||
"Gotta love a yorkie pudding mmmm On their own with gravy as a starter to Sunday lunch, but then you need another one with your lunch. Does anyone still do that these days? No lol I can barley eat a who sunday dinner never mind a starter What’s up wi thi lad? A reight Sundy dinner al put hairs on thi chest.... "U missunderstand id like nothin more but my belly cant take it these days | |||
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"I've lived here for 28 years, but still feel like a foreigner. #Mancunian" Never a foreigner in the Red Rose county... | |||
