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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
Apologies for the later start today but I wasn’t waiting until 2am local time to start this 
It really is Thursday again and so it’s time to get those rants off your chest and sail into the weekend slightly less stressed.
Responses may be a bit slow today depending on how much time I spend in the pool  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why continue to post plastic charity collection bags through my door!!! Have I ever filled one? NO. (Although I could my wardrobe still thinks it’s 1996) |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Why continue to post plastic charity collection bags through my door!!! Have I ever filled one? NO. (Although I could my wardrobe still thinks it’s 1996) "
They won’t know that you haven’t used them and they are trying to make it easier for people to donate. You can just use them as bags for rubbish though and give them some use.
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"I want mor sleep but work keeps making me get up arley.
Technically you make yourself get up early by choosing that work. Choose different work and you wouldn’t need to
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Wot if thar is no other work to choose from ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I spent ages over the last few days cleaning and prepping the oak step on the front door. I gave it a final coat of varnish yesterday and it's only gone and bloody rained overnight.  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I want mor sleep but work keeps making me get up arley.
Technically you make yourself get up early by choosing that work. Choose different work and you wouldn’t need to
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Wot if thar is no other work to choose from ? "
There is a whole world of work out there _eeside. The world is your hamster |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I spent ages over the last few days cleaning and prepping the oak step on the front door. I gave it a final coat of varnish yesterday and it's only gone and bloody rained overnight. "
That sounds a bit of a ‘mare. Will you have to do it all over again? If so, approved |
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People with rucksacks on their backs, on the train and tube, in confined spaces, and fuck all spatial awareness.
You're in a confined space with people all around you, carrying something the size of a small country on your back!!!!!!!!
Every time you turn around you're knocking someone else over or having their eye out.
Be aware of the chaos you're causing all around you, you ignorant spatially impared cunts.
*and breathe.......
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I've had a wonderful week.
9 days off, 5 days away with some of my best friends.
My new car arrived Monday, celebrated friends renewing their vows yesterday on their 10th anniversary
I'm back to work today
Only I can't remember which shift I'm on & can't call til after 9 to find out if I start at 10.30 or 19.00
Not much of a rant, but it's all I've got today
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People with rucksacks on their backs, on the train and tube, in confined spaces, and fuck all spatial awareness.
You're in a confined space with people all around you, carrying something the size of a small country on your back!!!!!!!!
Every time you turn around you're knocking someone else over or having their eye out.
Be aware of the chaos you're causing all around you, you ignorant spatially impared cunts.
*and breathe.......
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Pet hate of mine
Approved all day long |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I've had a wonderful week.
9 days off, 5 days away with some of my best friends.
My new car arrived Monday, celebrated friends renewing their vows yesterday on their 10th anniversary
I'm back to work today
Only I can't remember which shift I'm on & can't call til after 9 to find out if I start at 10.30 or 19.00
Not much of a rant, but it's all I've got today
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Compared to most weeks you’ve had a tame one
Hope it gets sorted |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"The absence of Supernanny poolside is a massive inconvenience. Especially when faced with a child that has had his name worn out 3 times over already today and it isn’t even lunchtime "
I’m getting fed up of lifeguard whistles for the exact same reason
Just listen to him and do as you are told
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No I won't be voting for your candidate.
Why? As you've asked I think he's a complete twat.
Who will I be voting for? Fuck off and mind your own business! |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It's pishing down in Glasgow and my sunny holiday at the end of June feels like it was 500 fucking yrs BC ago!!!"
34 degrees and baking in Greece at the mo - getting a touch bored of no clouds if I’m honest
But I don’t fancy any rain so approved |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"No I won't be voting for your candidate.
Why? As you've asked I think he's a complete twat.
Who will I be voting for? Fuck off and mind your own business!"
That’s the spirit - it’s your business and yours alone
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Thanks for approving my earlier rant, I've got another one.
I work in an open plan office where all the desks are hot desks.
Usually, today included, there's plenty of room. Anyone can sit pretty much wherever they like.
Having the choice of 100+ spaces to plonk your scrawny arse, you chose to sit next to me. So don't keep tutting disprovingly, moving my stuff, and harrumphing when you haven't got enough room to work.
You chose to sit next to me you fucking bell end.
*it's gonna be one of those days. |
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"I've had a wonderful week.
9 days off, 5 days away with some of my best friends.
My new car arrived Monday, celebrated friends renewing their vows yesterday on their 10th anniversary
I'm back to work today
Only I can't remember which shift I'm on & can't call til after 9 to find out if I start at 10.30 or 19.00
Not much of a rant, but it's all I've got today
Compared to most weeks you’ve had a tame one
Hope it gets sorted "
New Rant!
I started at 10.30... Not one food order all day, so the kitchen got a mega deep clean.
2 minutes before my shift finished, 4 old boys who'd been sat in the bar since 11, decide to order food.
45 mins later, I finally hang my apron up  |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
It’s Thursday, it’s rant day it’s gotta be another driving rant.
Today’s is people who appear to have one of those cars that is stuck in cruise control at 40mph
Single carriageway national speed limit 40mph
Dual carriageway 40mph
Motorway pick a lane, any lane, 40mph
Up the slip road to the 30mph suburbs, still 40mph
Past the schools 20mph where kids are spilling out still 40 mph
Turning a corner - slow to a standstill into 1st gear - dick
They always seem to be a champagne coloured Hyundai Jazz. Must remember not to buy one when my pension comes through, obvious default with them  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"Thanks for approving my earlier rant, I've got another one.
I work in an open plan office where all the desks are hot desks.
Usually, today included, there's plenty of room. Anyone can sit pretty much wherever they like.
Having the choice of 100+ spaces to plonk your scrawny arse, you chose to sit next to me. So don't keep tutting disprovingly, moving my stuff, and harrumphing when you haven't got enough room to work.
You chose to sit next to me you fucking bell end.
*it's gonna be one of those days."
We have this in my office |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Thanks for approving my earlier rant, I've got another one.
I work in an open plan office where all the desks are hot desks.
Usually, today included, there's plenty of room. Anyone can sit pretty much wherever they like.
Having the choice of 100+ spaces to plonk your scrawny arse, you chose to sit next to me. So don't keep tutting disprovingly, moving my stuff, and harrumphing when you haven't got enough room to work.
You chose to sit next to me you fucking bell end.
*it's gonna be one of those days."
Hot desk arseholes are a pain.
There is a guy who comes in and swaps chairs over plus unplugs stuff and doesn’t plug it back in again.
Grinds my gears
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I woke up and spent an hour bleaching a dog cage as my puppy was poorly overnight.... all before I’d even had my morning coffee!! Outrageous!! "
Hope the pooch is feeling better now - that isn’t a pleasant job at all
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"Thanks for approving my earlier rant, I've got another one.
I work in an open plan office where all the desks are hot desks.
Usually, today included, there's plenty of room. Anyone can sit pretty much wherever they like.
Having the choice of 100+ spaces to plonk your scrawny arse, you chose to sit next to me. So don't keep tutting disprovingly, moving my stuff, and harrumphing when you haven't got enough room to work.
You chose to sit next to me you fucking bell end.
*it's gonna be one of those days.
We have this in my office "
Hot desking is a great idea in theory. Unfortunately my team all get in at different times, so we spend most the day looking for each other, rather than sit together and work as a, you know, team!!!!!!
Actually, I'm adding "hot desking" to my list of rants today.
That's 3 and I've still got 5 hours to go. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I've had a wonderful week.
9 days off, 5 days away with some of my best friends.
My new car arrived Monday, celebrated friends renewing their vows yesterday on their 10th anniversary
I'm back to work today
Only I can't remember which shift I'm on & can't call til after 9 to find out if I start at 10.30 or 19.00
Not much of a rant, but it's all I've got today
Compared to most weeks you’ve had a tame one
Hope it gets sorted
New Rant!
I started at 10.30... Not one food order all day, so the kitchen got a mega deep clean.
2 minutes before my shift finished, 4 old boys who'd been sat in the bar since 11, decide to order food.
45 mins later, I finally hang my apron up "
How rude but good on you for the customer service
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Finished all my work for the day an hour ago and now I’m bored waiting for 5 tontoll around.
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Half an hour for a poo then another half an hour ‘tidying’ job done
Or be more sensible and spread the work out
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It’s Thursday, it’s rant day it’s gotta be another driving rant.
Today’s is people who appear to have one of those cars that is stuck in cruise control at 40mph
Single carriageway national speed limit 40mph
Dual carriageway 40mph
Motorway pick a lane, any lane, 40mph
Up the slip road to the 30mph suburbs, still 40mph
Past the schools 20mph where kids are spilling out still 40 mph
Turning a corner - slow to a standstill into 1st gear - dick
They always seem to be a champagne coloured Hyundai Jazz. Must remember not to buy one when my pension comes through, obvious default with them "
That is super annoying - usually results in expletives
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Thanks for approving my earlier rant, I've got another one.
I work in an open plan office where all the desks are hot desks.
Usually, today included, there's plenty of room. Anyone can sit pretty much wherever they like.
Having the choice of 100+ spaces to plonk your scrawny arse, you chose to sit next to me. So don't keep tutting disprovingly, moving my stuff, and harrumphing when you haven't got enough room to work.
You chose to sit next to me you fucking bell end.
*it's gonna be one of those days.
We have this in my office
Hot desking is a great idea in theory. Unfortunately my team all get in at different times, so we spend most the day looking for each other, rather than sit together and work as a, you know, team!!!!!!
Actually, I'm adding "hot desking" to my list of rants today.
That's 3 and I've still got 5 hours to go. "
We have hotdesks but they are bookable in advance - when it works then it works well
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"Thanks for approving my earlier rant, I've got another one.
I work in an open plan office where all the desks are hot desks.
Usually, today included, there's plenty of room. Anyone can sit pretty much wherever they like.
Having the choice of 100+ spaces to plonk your scrawny arse, you chose to sit next to me. So don't keep tutting disprovingly, moving my stuff, and harrumphing when you haven't got enough room to work.
You chose to sit next to me you fucking bell end.
*it's gonna be one of those days.
We have this in my office
Hot desking is a great idea in theory. Unfortunately my team all get in at different times, so we spend most the day looking for each other, rather than sit together and work as a, you know, team!!!!!!
Actually, I'm adding "hot desking" to my list of rants today.
That's 3 and I've still got 5 hours to go.
We have hotdesks but they are bookable in advance - when it works then it works well
Denied on this one "
Ours are ALL hot desks. None of the bookable in advance.
I'm outraged that this rant has been denied.
I shall rant about the injustice or write a strongly worded letter to the Daily Mail.
Or both.
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
Actually I do. Trying to book a hotel in manchester in Feb. Hotel is fully booked for the Saturday night. However if I try to book the Friday and Saturday I can book the both. Talk about ripping people off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a rant free zone today.
Still 4½hrs of the day left, plenty of time for someone/thing to piss me off "
I want to see your hair! I’m not on the girly group anymore x |
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"I'm a rant free zone today.
Still 4½hrs of the day left, plenty of time for someone/thing to piss me off
I want to see your hair! I’m not on the girly group anymore x "
I miss you there x
1 pm coming up x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a rant free zone today.
Still 4½hrs of the day left, plenty of time for someone/thing to piss me off
I want to see your hair! I’m not on the girly group anymore x
I miss you there x
1 pm coming up x"
Aw thanks. It’s because my kik went wrong so I had to set up a new one x |
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"I'm a rant free zone today.
Still 4½hrs of the day left, plenty of time for someone/thing to piss me off
I want to see your hair! I’m not on the girly group anymore x
I miss you there x
1 pm coming up x
Aw thanks. It’s because my kik went wrong so I had to set up a new one x"
Rejoin! |
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I have a rant
Its not personal to me, but very close to my heart
If you are reading this 'hun'
You know what you are doing
She's knows what you are doing
The thing you need to make you feel wholesome and complete is therapy...not a man.
You will sleep well EVERY night if you fix yourself.
Some people just need educating. Maybe even to go back to school
Or open their eyes instead of a special gift. |
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"I have a rant
Its not personal to me, but very close to my heart
If you are reading this 'hun'
You know what you are doing
She's knows what you are doing
The thing you need to make you feel wholesome and complete is therapy...not a man.
You will sleep well EVERY night if you fix yourself.
Some people just need educating. Maybe even to go back to school
Or open their eyes instead of a special gift. "
Now I’m thinking the gift is Paltrows head like in Se7en. I need more context. |
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"I have a rant
Its not personal to me, but very close to my heart
If you are reading this 'hun'
You know what you are doing
She's knows what you are doing
The thing you need to make you feel wholesome and complete is therapy...not a man.
You will sleep well EVERY night if you fix yourself.
Some people just need educating. Maybe even to go back to school
Or open their eyes instead of a special gift.
Now I’m thinking the gift is Paltrows head like in Se7en. I need more context. "
The head needs a wobble.
Or knocking off.
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"Ooh that’s my rant. Half a bloody story. Spit it out people.
Sorry..one musthang laundry indoors in this weather.
I’ll put the popcorn back
Don't be hasty...What flavour?"
I found the Double Deckers instead. Catch. |
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"Actually I do. Trying to book a hotel in manchester in Feb. Hotel is fully booked for the Saturday night. However if I try to book the Friday and Saturday I can book the both. Talk about ripping people off "
I suppose someone's got to step in here.....
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"I have a rant
Its not personal to me, but very close to my heart
If you are reading this 'hun'
You know what you are doing
She's knows what you are doing
The thing you need to make you feel wholesome and complete is therapy...not a man.
You will sleep well EVERY night if you fix yourself.
Some people just need educating. Maybe even to go back to school
Or open their eyes instead of a special gift. "
Not a feckin scooby whatcha on about.
Sound's like summat that should be approved though.
Done. |
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"Ooh that’s my rant. Half a bloody story. Spit it out people.
Sorry..one musthang laundry indoors in this weather.
I’ll put the popcorn back
Don't be hasty...What flavour?
I found the Double Deckers instead. Catch. "
Oh yes!! |
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"I'm a rant free zone today.
Still 4½hrs of the day left, plenty of time for someone/thing to piss me off
It won't be me. "
It wasn't
With 2hrs 43mins to go, some twunt brightened my inbox.
The words, Go Forth... Come to mind |
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over a year ago
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People who lie on their profiles about their age. You look and they are over 50, then a few days later, they are 48 ish. Wtf. How can you get younger? Just tell the truth.
Plus people who beg for Fab's get to me, so fucking desperate, they will literally do anything, change their location etc. I shouldn't let it get to me but it just does.
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"I'm a rant free zone today.
Still 4½hrs of the day left, plenty of time for someone/thing to piss me off
It won't be me.
It wasn't
With 2hrs 43mins to go, some twunt brightened my inbox.
The words, Go Forth... Come to mind "
Belated approval. |
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"People who lie on their profiles about their age. You look and they are over 50, then a few days later, they are 48 ish. Wtf. How can you get younger? Just tell the truth.
Plus people who beg for Fab's get to me, so fucking desperate, they will literally do anything, change their location etc. I shouldn't let it get to me but it just does.
Night. "
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