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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve just seen the strangest pic on a profile here that I’ve come across.
Couples profile, pic was of the guys cock, tastefully arranged next to a lettuce leaf and slice of pork pie on his lap
Any stranger than that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve just seen the strangest pic on a profile here that I’ve come across.
Couples profile, pic was of the guys cock, tastefully arranged next to a lettuce leaf and slice of pork pie on his lap
Any stranger than that?"
Cream egg in someone's unmentionables.... kind of put me off.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve just seen the strangest pic on a profile here that I’ve come across.
Couples profile, pic was of the guys cock, tastefully arranged next to a lettuce leaf and slice of pork pie on his lap
Any stranger than that?
Cream egg in someone's unmentionables.... kind of put me off. "
Seen that a few times... I like cream eggs, but that’s food fusion taken too far! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The prolapse one a couple of month ago. Really wish I could of unseen it
Why oh why?"
Oh it was so concerning to see. The poor woman needed urgent medical help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man messaged me on the weekend and asked if i wanted to see his cock.
I said yes, as i enjoy perving cock, and he sent me a pic of his cock that looked like it had dried up cottage cheese/peeling dead skin all around the rim of his knob. It wasn’t a squint to see it job either, it was very visable!!
Why someone would purposefully send a cock pic like that if they are genuinely trying to get meets i don’t know.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man messaged me on the weekend and asked if i wanted to see his cock.
I said yes, as i enjoy perving cock, and he sent me a pic of his cock that looked like it had dried up cottage cheese/peeling dead skin all around the rim of his knob. It wasn’t a squint to see it job either, it was very visable!!
Why someone would purposefully send a cock pic like that if they are genuinely trying to get meets i don’t know.
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Brace yourself, cock pics will be incoming now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man messaged me on the weekend and asked if i wanted to see his cock.
I said yes, as i enjoy perving cock, and he sent me a pic of his cock that looked like it had dried up cottage cheese/peeling dead skin all around the rim of his knob. It wasn’t a squint to see it job either, it was very visable!!
Why someone would purposefully send a cock pic like that if they are genuinely trying to get meets i don’t know.
Brace yourself, cock pics will be incoming now!"
Have the wire brush and Dettol handy. |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"A man messaged me on the weekend and asked if i wanted to see his cock.
I said yes, as i enjoy perving cock, and he sent me a pic of his cock that looked like it had dried up cottage cheese/peeling dead skin all around the rim of his knob. It wasn’t a squint to see it job either, it was very visable!!
Why someone would purposefully send a cock pic like that if they are genuinely trying to get meets i don’t know.
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That wasn’t me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope iv seen it all now! An anal rose, stinging nettles IN both holes, chestnuts in the spikey cases IN both holes and yes wait for it..... bottle brushes, BRISTLE ENDS IN! think I am done with fab for tonight, excuse my while I go and bleach my eyes |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
A lady with a vaginal and rectal prolapse.
A man with a shiny, black stiletto heel pushed up his Japs eye.
A lady with beef curtains that were long enough to be served at the Beefeater.
A man with a melty Creme Egg up his bum.
A man with a speculum up his bum
A lady covered, and I do mean covered completely, no part of her face or hair visable, with cum.
A man wearing Welly boots with a mop handle up his bum.
A lady with pierced flaps stretching them so wide apart they almost reached her spread knees.
I really need to stop browsing the galleries and bleach my eyes and memory.  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"A lady with a vaginal and rectal prolapse.
A man with a shiny, black stiletto heel pushed up his Japs eye.
A lady with beef curtains that were long enough to be served at the Beefeater.
A man with a melty Creme Egg up his bum.
A man with a speculum up his bum
A lady covered, and I do mean covered completely, no part of her face or hair visable, with cum.
A man wearing Welly boots with a mop handle up his bum.
A lady with pierced flaps stretching them so wide apart they almost reached her spread knees.
I really need to stop browsing the galleries and bleach my eyes and memory. "
And this is why I never bother browsing  |
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"There was a profile picture on of a Rolex watch and nothing else not quite sure what he was saying about himself perhaps he’s successful and rich or maybe his watch is his best feature  "
probably as fake as his profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy with his cock between a hotdog roll with ketchup and mustard on it 
I agree, it should be one or the other surely?"
Was one of them pics that you couldn't help but looks at  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny.
Haha! Did you count them... or where they still in the actual pack? "
My husband just asked this ha ha |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I will never forget the pic of a lady with a 24 pack of felt tips up her fanny.
Haha! Did you count them... or where they still in the actual pack? "
Haha....just a rough guess. To be fair she had taken them out of the pack!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw a pic of a lady with a can of pop up her chuff and i just thought to myself if i did that it would get stuck and i’d end up in A&E.
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I saw that too
I just has to laugh at why do people do this |
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Does anyone remember that joke by Jethro? He goes to the doctors with his wife as she has a wasp stuck up her fanny. The doctor puts some jam on his knob to lure the bugger out. Tells Jethro to come back ten minutes later.
Twenty minutes later Jethro peering round the door sees the doctor fucking his wife!
"What's going on here then"? Shouts Jethro.
"change of plan" says the doctor. "I'm going to drown the bugger".
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve just seen the strangest pic on a profile here that I’ve come across.
Couples profile, pic was of the guys cock, tastefully arranged next to a lettuce leaf and slice of pork pie on his lap
Any stranger than that?"
Funniest thing I’ve read all week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not that they are strange but why do people insist on taking pics in the bathroom with the toilet in full view? Seen a picture once and it looked like he'd used it and not flushed as there was contents still in there |
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One which sticks in my mind wasn't sexual but simply very off putting. A guy for whom, shall we say, tactfully, needed to ensure he presented himself in the best possible light …
… instead, he was sat in the back of a grubby rusty old van wearing a tatty anorak while his very ample lower body was wrapped in a similarly tatty towel for reasons unclear. The photo showed him biting down on an enormous greasy burger, much of the contents of which had spilled down his stomach 
I mean, why in god's name would anyone hoping to persuade someone to get up close and personal with them send something like *that* ?!
At least the guy I saw recently dressed up as a fetishistic dog looked clean …. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I wonder about my picture "
Your strawberry is fine, just needs the cream to cover it;)
I'm now kinda worrying about my pic of me dressed up like Harry potter!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not that they are strange but why do people insist on taking pics in the bathroom with the toilet in full view? Seen a picture once and it looked like he'd used it and not flushed as there was contents still in there "
Yes !!!this is my biggest turn off in regards to pics ..just don't have the toilet in shot !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weirdly... I seen one this morning...of what looked like my little pony... complete with multicoloured pony tail... between a young ladies legs... I never asked why...  |
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